I Would Share My Last Cookie With You

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    I will share my last cookie with you.

    ...while knowing there will be more later! If there ain't....then take a hike,this one's mine!;)(Cookie Monster deciple)
    Spitbak Spitbak
    46-50, M
    Nov 27, 2015

    I so would! I would brake my last cookie in

    half, but give you the bigger half :)
    xsignorinax xsignorinax
    31-35, F
    12 Responses Dec 6, 2014
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 2, 2015

    I'D Even...

    id take the last stale one and id make a whole new fresh batch, just for you.
    zydeko zydeko
    18-21
    2 Responses Aug 25, 2013

    .... even if it's the most awesome,

    amazing, one-of-a-kind cookie, I'd split it with you because I'm just an awesome, amazing, one-of-a-kind girl :DAs they say... sharing is caring...Of course... if it really was my last one-of-a-kind cookie, I'm never gonna be able to get another one. Do I really wanna share the...
    SunnyDayze2 SunnyDayze2
    26-30, F
    11 Responses Jul 23, 2015

    How could I truly enjoy it

    unless you had one too? Ever since I can remember, my mother always told me that it is not polite to eat in front of other people, if there is not enough to go around, and to always offer something to another person if they are near. I guess it's just how I am wired.. It...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 6, 2016

    I wouldn't just share it; I would give you the

    whole thing, and then I'd sit there and think to myself, "Man, that looks like a great cookie," but I wouldn't show it. Then I'd try to convince myself, "Eh, I didn't need that cookie anyway, I'll go get a salad or something." But I totally still wanted that cookie. :P
    Boulier Boulier
    18-21, F
    7 Responses Aug 11, 2015

    If you are very lucky enough

    that I like you that much and don't slap your hand away hehe ;-)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 20, 2016

    Just kidding that cookie is MINE MY

    cookie MINE Keep your dirty paws OFF OF IT.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 18, 2015

    ill share half a box of my cookies

    as long as you'll stay and eat it with me :)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    7 Responses Apr 3, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Nov 14, 2015

    Hahaha NO! No I won't.

    .. Cause it mine
    just69happy just69happy
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Dec 24, 2015
    NOBODY0122 NOBODY0122
    22-25, M
    Nov 3, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Dec 6, 2015

    I actually wouldn't share

    because I know you'd Love me anyway :D
    NotTheStereotypeIndian NotTheStereotypeIndian
    26-30, M
    2 Responses Dec 17, 2015

    I don't eat cookies at all,

    so you can have all my cookies <3 ;-)
    Justcallmesky Justcallmesky
    16-17, F
    1 Response Nov 3, 2015

    Ok... in all honesty the only way this would

    happen is if the following conditions are met: 1. I just ate all the other ones from the bag 2. Someone else is looking... (Heck they just saw me eat a whole bag 😱) 3. They offered me money for the last cookie 4. My mother is standing right behind me (yes, after 40 yrs I...
    cmyk323 cmyk323
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Apr 16, 2016
    Blacklight101 Blacklight101
    16-17, M
    Dec 7, 2015
    Fallflower Fallflower
    41-45, F
    5 Responses Jul 20, 2015

    All my life I've always been the person

    who thought more of others than myself. I'm the youngest in my family yet I give more food than my brother or sister were expected to. Sharing the last cookie with me will never be an issue.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Aug 24, 2015

    Well... maybe I would.

    If I did share with you, then you know I love you. But if the cookie is made with Nutella, forget it. You'd have to kill me first, because that's the only way you're getting that cookie from me! :D
    iSpyce iSpyce
    31-35
    2 Responses Jun 13, 2015

    I would share my last cookie with you.

    I would share multiple cookies with you. You might even have the entire thing if you'd like it. What's important to me is sharing. Now, if I gave you my last cookie, but you refused and told me I should have the last of it, well, that's what feels the best, and that's real...
    DazedSilver409 DazedSilver409
    22-25, M
    Oct 28, 2015

    I did in fact NOT share my last cookie tonight.

    I am never the person to have the last cookie...ever. But tonight,I did just that because I felt like I deserved it. It was a moon pie actually. Banana flavored. Yummy.
    JessicaPressie JessicaPressie
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 6, 2015

    Change the way you think,

    change your world!
    Bway777 Bway777
    41-45, M
    1 Response Mar 24, 2016

    I certainly would. unless they're Germain

    chocolate with white chocolate chips. if you touch the last one of those... IIII KIIIILLLLL YYYOOOUUU!!!! >:(
    shaaka shaaka
    26-30, M
    Dec 20, 2015

    even if that was the last cookie on earth your

    more than welcome to have it
    Haze94 Haze94
    22-25, F
    Oct 27, 2015

    My friend is very special!

    She has been through a LOT, but she still marches on. I admire her spirit and perseverance. She is also very talented: painter, musician, athlete, gardener, cartoonist, teaser! She's SO special, I would give her my last cookie. 😊
    Gentletickler Gentletickler
    51-55, M
    May 14, 2015

    Hell, you can have them all.

    I don't really care anymore :P
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 23, 2015

    I would just give it to you,

    because I can always buy or make more :)
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    Feb 3, 2016

    If I've got one cookie left,

    doesn't that mean I've eaten the rest? Yup, you can have it, This last scrummy cookie. AND I'll make you a coffee as well. Have a seat:)
    Iamapirateking Iamapirateking
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 19, 2015

    I was in a domestic flight on my way to Ireland

    and I sat next to a group of people on the plane, I got chatting with one of them, and instantly he was fascinated with my accent , but he could not place which country it was from. I asked him if he had met any Australians before? He instantly gave me a smile. 15 minutes into...
    holgado holgado
    31-35, F
    6 Responses Jun 1, 2015
    Babeondwy Babeondwy
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Sep 30, 2015

    *Hey! You. I saved this up

    for myself. I so badly wanna eat it all by myself.* but the way you look at it, I think it won't hurt to share. Here take the big portion, it's yummm! :)
    Abi936 Abi936
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Oct 28, 2015

    This one's for you Zer0Point13.

    Shout out! Cheers!
    NoDaveParty NoDaveParty
    26-30, M
    Feb 16, 2016

    Just got peanut butter cookies.

    If you were here I'd share the last!
    sh4274 sh4274
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Sep 18, 2015
    CookieMonstuh CookieMonstuh
    18-21, M
    1 Response Feb 8, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Nov 23, 2015

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    silencesss silencesss
    46-50, F
    1 Response Dec 11, 2015

    I would give you my last cooky

    and even the keys to my home with everything contained within. If their was an arising situation, in which your needs were equal to my desire to give to you. My only condition under which I would give to your moment of need? would simply be to one day perhaps, give...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Apr 3, 2015
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo
    46-50, F
    12 Responses Nov 18, 2015

    Yesterday an 18 year old student gave his

    teacher a marijuana cookie and could be facing expulsion and a felony. I am confused about why the teacher wasn't more appreciative ha ha...(no moral comments necessary, I was being sarcastic)
    obtuseabuse obtuseabuse
    46-50, F
    Mar 7, 2015
    theonewiththeblack theonewiththeblack
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 21, 2015

    When I was a toddler,

    I was at Publix with my mom. There free samples of cookies and the lady asked me if I wanted 1. I asked her if I could get 1 for my sister too (who wasn't there) and she said I could only have 1. I told her I didn't want it any more.
    ogkev ogkev
    31-35, M
    Apr 16, 2016
    otakudude11 otakudude11
    16-17, T
    1 Response Nov 22, 2015
    mercyships2 mercyships2
    18-21, M
    1 Response Dec 11, 2015

    I would give the shirt off my back to help

    anyone. trouble with that though is getting hurt when people take the shirt and run
    theUN theUN
    31-35, F
    1 Response Feb 21, 2015

    Yes I would share my last cookie with you:) i

    would give you half,but if it's a chocolate chip cookie you will get a quarter of it, maybe less:p
    HunterBlondie HunterBlondie
    22-25, F
    9 Responses Jul 9, 2015

    I would share my cookies with you,

    but only the crumbly, broken one's... and I'd still kinda want those 😐
    Kittygirl17 Kittygirl17
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Aug 20, 2015
    richochet96791 richochet96791
    36-40, M
    Feb 3, 2016

    only & only *I repeat* if,

    ,,,strong if your starving .....if not DIE and get away
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Nov 18, 2015
    sykys sykys
    22-25, F
    Oct 28, 2015
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