I Write About The Carpenter Like Lewis Carroll

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    Railway Train Hits Walrus And Carpenter!

    RAILWAY TRAIN HITS WALRUS AND CARPENTER! I write like Lewis Carroll Alice was so frightened she couldn’t move. A great steam locomotive bore down on her as she stared at it, transfixed. The whistle sounded more and more shrilly, and the puff, puff, puffing filled what had...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    Carpenter Holds Up Train, Knocked Flat, Turned Into Popcorn, And Buttered!

    CARPENTER HOLDS UP TRAIN, KNOCKED FLAT, TURNED INTO POPCORN, AND BUTTERED! I write like Daniel Defoe File Processed: CARPENTER KNOCKED FLAT AND BUTTERED Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.44 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 88.15 Sentences: 256 Words...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    Carpenter Charged With Stealing Street Signs!

    Carpenter Charged With Stealing Street Signs! 1. “He stole my bike!” shouted Bill the Lizard. Then the rest of the jury began chanting the same thing, over and over again. The Queen stared at the White Rabbit, but he also shouted, “He stole my bike!” right along with...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    Queen Mistook Last Husband For Bear, Shot Him Dead!

    Queen Mistook Last Husband For Bear, Shot Him Dead! I write like Annie Rice File Processed: Queen Mistook Last Husband For Bear Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 1.36 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 97.34 Sentences: 73 Words: 492...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    King Recites Poem To Walrus, Tells Him To “Jump In The Ocean!”

    King Recites Poem To Walrus, Tells Him To “Jump In The Ocean!” I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: King Recites Poem To Walrus Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.97 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 90.80 Sentences: 12 Words...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    Giant Bread-And-Butterfly Knocks Carpenter Flat!

    Giant Bread-and-butterfly Knocks Carpenter Flat! 1. Alice appeared at the door of the train. “What’s the problem?” asked she. “There’s no problem,” said the Carpenter. “I just want to eat the Bread-and-butterflies!” “Holding up a train to do that,” said...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    Carpenter Holds Up Train Outline!

    CARPENTER HOLDS UP TRAIN OUTLINE! Saturday, February 05, 2011 CARPENTER KNOCKED FLAT AND BUTTERED! 1. Gardeners Refuse To Let Carpenter Board Train! 2. Cards Tell Carpenter Being A Helper What Life’s All About! 3. Cards Say It Is Dangerous To Be Liked By Carpenter! 4. Cards...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013
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