I Write Caterpillar Stories

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    Carpenter Trashes Mushroom, Stomps Caterpillar!

    Carpenter Trashes Mushroom, Stomps Caterpillar! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Carpenter Trashes Mushroom, Stomps Caterpillar! Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 4.09 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 81.61 Sentences: 28 Words...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 23, 2013

    Alice Eats The Caterpillar!

    Alice Eats The Caterpillar! I write like Lewis Carroll The Caterpillar sat insolently beside a blender as large as itself. After a long, insolent pause, it said, “I have this blender, because I blend in!” It continued to stare at Alice, and then declared, “And you don...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 23, 2013

    Alice Shoves The Hookah Up The Caterpillar’S Nose!

    Alice Shoves The Hookah Up The Caterpillar’s Nose! I write like Lewis Carroll Alice Says Caterpillar’s Brain Is One Big Hookah! 1. “You bug me,” said the Caterpillar to Alice. “Has no one thought to squash you so far?” asked Alice. “I am much too important for...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 23, 2013

    Alice Meets Trekkie Caterpillar!

    ALICE MEETS TREKKIE CATERPILLAR! Alice Meets Trekkie Caterpillar After Hatter Swallows Her! Friday, May 01, 2009 A. 1. Caterpillar Asks Alice What It’s Like To Die! 2. Caterpillar Says Number Of Dimensions Wonderland Has Not For People To Know! 3. Caterpillar Wins Tag Game...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 23, 2013

    Gentleman In White Paper Meets The Caterpillar!

    Gentleman In White Paper Meets The Caterpillar! I write like Lewis Carroll Caterpillar Has Kitten On Head! 1. The Caterpillar and the Gentleman in White Paper looked at each other for some time in silence. You sit on that mushroom as if you owned the world,” said the...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 24, 2013

    Good Caterpillar Titles!

    GOOD CATERPILLAR TITLES! CATERPILLAR MOSQUITO PLOT OUTLINE Caterpillar Was Mosquito In Past Life! Caterpillar Crowns Alice Queen of Pink Cardboard! CATERPILLAR CALLS OUTLINE! Caterpillar Tells Alice To Eat A Light Bulb A Day! Alice Tells Caterpillar “Pest Control...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 23, 2013

    Gentleman Meets Caterpillar Outline!

    GENTLEMAN MEETS CATERPILLAR OUTLINE! 1. Caterpillar Has Kitten On Head! 2. Caterpillar Swallows Butterfly! 3. Caterpillar To Teach Tweedles How To Turn Into Butterflies! 4. Man In White Paper’s Suit Turns Into Mushroom! 5. Father William Has Bottles Of Treacle To Sell! 6...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 23, 2013

    First Novel Caterpillar Outline!

    FIRST NOVEL Caterpillar OUTLINE! 1. Caterpillar Says Alice’s Parents Should Have Bought Her A Garbage Truck Instead Of A Motorcycle! 2. Caterpillar Declares Himself Garden Greeter, Not Garden Pest! 3. Caterpillar Tells Alice To Eat A Light Bulb A Day! 4. Alice Tells...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 26, 2013

    Caterpillar Calls Outline!

    CATERPILLAR CALLS OUTLINE! 1. Caterpillar Calls Skipping And Dancing “Unwholesome!” 2. Caterpillar Says Move To New York Would Be “Step Down!” 3. Caterpillar Says He Belongs Only To Himself! 4. Caterpillar Says It’s Good For Alice To Have Her Expectations Defeated! 5...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 23, 2013

    Caterpillar Accuses Alice Of Eating Junk Food, Listening To Talk Radio!

    Caterpillar Accuses Alice Of Eating Junk Food, Listening To Talk Radio! I write like Lewis Carroll 1. “You are a pseudo self-appointed celebrity!” said Alice. “If you weren’t here right now,” said the Caterpillar “you would be eating junk food and listening to talk...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 23, 2013

    Rats Smoke Caterpillar’S Hookah, Shrink, Get Squashed!

    Rats Smoke Caterpillar’s Hookah, Shrink, Get Squashed! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: RATS SMOKE CATERPILLAR’S HOOKAH, GET SQUASHED! Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 2.88 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 87.10 Sentences: 29 Words...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 23, 2013

    First N Caterpillar Outline!

    FIRST N Caterpillar OUTLINE! Caterpillar Says Alice’s Parents Should Have Bought Her A Garbage Truck Instead Of A Motorcycle! Caterpillar Declares Himself Garden Greeter, Not Garden Pest! Caterpillar Tells Alice To Eat A Light Bulb A Day! Alice Tells Caterpillar “Pest...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 26, 2013

    Outline For Book!

    OUTLINE For Book! CATERPILLAR MOSQUITO PLOT OUTLINE 1. Caterpillar Was Mosquito In Past Life! 2. Caterpillar Crowns Alice Queen of Pink Cardboard! CATERPILLAR CALLS OUTLINE! 1. Caterpillar Tells Alice To Eat A Light Bulb A Day! 2. Alice Tells Caterpillar “Pest Control...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 23, 2013
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