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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    I write a lot about Random things and weird things and cool fantasy stories.
    cutekittycat cutekittycat 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    The end of week rest period had arrived. Wearily the man opened the door to his issue rest chamber. I had been a long week of creating approved designs for consumer products...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 7

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    It's funny when moms are like "don't be bringing no big booty bi*** in my house to come steal my stuff and what not" lol calm yourself, no one wants ur stuff, however they might...
    slimvince slimvince 18-21, M Feb 12

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    ALICIA.I was late catching the bus,as usual having left things to the last minute.I just caught the bus as the driver was closing the doors.The bus was full,only a place remained...
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 6 Responses Feb 14

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    hi just started this group , I would love it if you would join and maybe write a story for everyone to enjoy :-)
    batgirl9691 batgirl9691 18-21, F Feb 6

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    He pulled the covers over her naked, sleeping body. She seemed at peace with herself he thought as he brushed the hair from her face. In the corner a candle flickered, sending...
    00afreshstart77UK00 00afreshstart77UK00 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 7

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    Let's write a story together, using only 5 words per entry I'm stuck in the future
    diamondgirl07 diamondgirl07 31-35, F 11 Responses Feb 11

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    I'm getting so inspired reading Edgar Alan Poe's stories that maybe something creative will happen! #.#
    imandynation imandynation 13-15, F Feb 11

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    For those of you who have seen the Criminal Minds episode "The Angel Maker", I'm writing a fanfic where Chloe (The unsub) has another baby and the baby lives, so she sings the...
    ncisfan1212 ncisfan1212 18-21, F Feb 11

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    One Busy Morning And A Story Untold.The small crowd mingled,Around the slight figure crumpled.On the edge of the busy main road,Just under the street name board.Though the city...
    kuveeraa kuveeraa 36-40 5 Responses Feb 21

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    This is actually true, but I wrote it as to improve my English skill for This is not my mother tongue (it is Portuguese). So this rather frighting story might have happened to me...
    vichugo444 vichugo444 18-21, M Feb 22

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    She lust and lust but to no avail. What woman lies with a stranger? A desperate one. "She must be so desperate" he must think. They both know it is true. He shakes his head in...
    2lil2L8 2lil2L8 26-30, F 5 days ago

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    I am a Certified Pharmacy Tech and we get a lot of interesting people with very interesting questions! Luckily I don't normally work at the front counter!! An elderly...
    dreamerintexas dreamerintexas 51-55, F 6 Responses Feb 5

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    Here is one a dear friend sent to me by way of shared link and I am sharing it here. It's hilarious. A Wal-Mart employee named Shane keeps getting outed on the announcement board...
    nsquaredmeanshartspaired nsquaredmeanshartspaired 36-40, F Feb 22

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    Although Valerie had been here longer than I have, it took her much longer to come out of her shell and to take up the idea of killing as often as we did. Every time we'd come back...
    DarkCelestriaRose DarkCelestriaRose 16-17, F 2 Responses Feb 12

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    Oh what of this little game that we do play? You come closer and I pull away. I take a step forward and you take two back. I say that I'm done with this and you beg me to stay. How...
    Nyx613 Nyx613 36-40, F 5 Responses Feb 15

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    This story isn't true but cute Michael and chad tickle tag Babe I'm going to Lauren's to get my hair cut says beth . Ok says her husband Michael . Ion just see you at Golden...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F a week ago

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    The hunter spied her prey. Her duty was clear, the invader could not be allowed to threaten the serenity of her alpha female. The enemy was loathesome. Fur covered a sickly grey...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Sweat rolled down Clark's forehead, the temperature in the room was chilly. Clark remembered learning in school that males did better in school in cold rooms. Clark felt like his...
    TheBellaBubbles TheBellaBubbles 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    A strong passion that I have is to write short stories and poetry and it has allowed me to express emotions that I dont feel comfortable sharing with anyone
    kingdombreezy kingdombreezy 13-15, F Feb 10

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    I have found out it is exciting to write adult stories for lady friends would love to have other ladies read them and tell me what they think
    love2lickity love2lickity 51-55, M 2 Responses Feb 13

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    I’m a loser , I am a loser in this cruel boring LIMITED real world , reality , real life I am a 33 years old Asian guy, who used to have so many beautiful hope & dreams , and...
    nikiwonoto nikiwonoto 26-30, M 1 Response Feb 23

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    I wrote this whilst writing bits of a required autobiography while in high school. This was my favorite entry. Whenever I thought about the "real" world, I've always had this...
    hmmphry hmmphry 18-21, M Feb 14

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      I came across this forum after searching for advice or similar stories online. Here's my story anyway; I'm about to turn 25 this April and feel completely at a loss with...
    Mardybum1 Mardybum1 22-25, M Feb 5

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    I confess that I love all my gadgets, they enable me to meet people I would never have known and see places I could never go thanks to the wonders of the internet. and my phone is...
    IF64 IF64 51-55, M 1 Response Feb 7

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    it is a wonderful way to learn about me. I am very in tune with my senses. I love to descibe how I see, feel, hear, taste, smell things I experience. i see beauty in what others...
    simplyafriend simplyafriend 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 21

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    Peculiarity at Work Monday Morning: is that nurse a man or a woman?People had talked to me about him before. I heard stories of an 'interesting' character at work, a nurse on our...
    shaandar shaandar 31-35, F Feb 24

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    I love creative writing and want to share short stories with everyone- if you want to read them, they are not novels just short pieces :) This story starts quite sad, and isn't my...
    XdreamingofparadiseX XdreamingofparadiseX 13-15, F Feb 7

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    I've always wanted to be a writer. The written word has always come so naturally to me. When my spoken word fails me the written ones never do. I read my work from high school and...
    LexaLee44 LexaLee44 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 11

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    I have always been a creative person and when I was a kid and always in school. Teachers used to tell me I could write and would one day become an author and wtite stories. I love...
    OKPunk OKPunk 18-21, M Feb 19

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    I'm standing here, just in the shadows, watching you. It's funny. I never would have considered myself to be a stalker but there's just something about you that compels me to...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Feb 19

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    What has been the greatest adventure of your life thus far? Skydiving would definitely be mine. In order to go skydiving, you have to sign away your life which was terrifying. The...
    molliee151 molliee151 22-25, F Feb 17

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    I Have Seen A Lot. I have seen a lot in all my years, I have seen both life and death. Sometimes life just moved so fast, I scarcely caught my breath. I have seen the sun in...
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 7 Responses Feb 18

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    feeling and vision intertwine changing all that is touched changed from the touching touched by all that changes words form images images stories stories paint pictures pictures...
    flip420 flip420 46-50, M 1 Response Feb 9

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    My friends find it funny that I claim to have a quarter-life crisis when I'm only 22. But then age is not a determinant now, isn't it? Most of my close friends are on their late 2...
    Boghane Boghane 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 16

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    I worked the Mich Dept of Corrections most my life. Takes a special kind of "mind set" to walk among murderers, rapists and gang members. I was not a large person by any means. I...
    yooper01 yooper01 56-60, F 1 Response Feb 19

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