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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Here is one, it's called Reaper Academy. People often wonder what is death? How does it look? Is it painful? Is the story about a cloaked skeletal being real? One of those people...
    bisexuwhale bisexuwhale 13-15, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Jerome finished wiping down the disheveled tables where hipsters had sat only moments before, chugging down pumpkin spice teas, and overpriced coffee beverages. How could people be...
    TheBellaBubbles TheBellaBubbles 16-17, F 3 Responses Dec 2

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    Send me a message if you want to hear some of them.
    TheSensi7 TheSensi7 16-17, M Nov 20

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    So there's this girl at my school that took a picture of herself shoving a Head and Shoulders shampoo bottle in her vagina. It was not a small bottle. And it had that square shape...
    AshleyWCSloth AshleyWCSloth 16-17, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Every guy thinks that every girls dream is to find the perfect guy, bullshit! Every girls dream is to eat without getting fat.
    mr8bitmonster mr8bitmonster 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    It was in the middle of the night when they came. Their eyes like fire, their horses like shadows, they burned her city. They killed her family. They left her in a blackened world...
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 27

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    Xavier was waiting for her. He looked down at his watch for possibly the hundredth time and sighed. Where was she? He called once more and hung up when his call went to voice...
    demipuff demipuff 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 4

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    I just posted the second chapter of my short story on my blog! If you haven't read the first chapter it's still on there. It's about a man who has OCD and Multiple Personality...
    TheBellaBubbles TheBellaBubbles 16-17, F Dec 4

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    Once upon a time there was a small virus named Phlegmentine. She was an evil b1tch. One autumn afternoon as she floated along the air molecules surrounding the planet of Tam...
    ZombieBaitMaiden ZombieBaitMaiden 31-35, F 5 Responses Dec 5

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    This story is based off of Twitch Plays Pokémon. Even if you don't know what that is, I hope you can still enjoy it... ^^ As far back as Red could remember, his mind had been...
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 8

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    Nate tickles Sasha This story isn't true but cute. Mommy calls 3 yr old Sasha! Hi baby says Nate . Hi says Sasha! Can we do toes? Of course says Nate. As he does this he tickles...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F a week ago

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    First released in 2008, the publishing rights have reverted back to me. I decided to create a condensed version and release it through video. Soft Breezes,Love~Wind
    WindSylph WindSylph 46-50, F 7 Responses 6 days ago

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    The Story of A Night As I wander on this frigid night, passing the markers of the crucified, I wonder when I'm going to rest. These shallow graves have been my home for...
    darkrai24 darkrai24 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Mary tickled by pete This story isn't true but cute Hi mom says Pete ! Hi honey says his mom cheryl! Where's mike? Out with carol says cheryl . Mary is upstairs waiting for you...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    'Jack Whiteman'. I was well hidden. At least in my head. I was under the duvet and I was pretty sure I was invisible to him. I saw him from the outskirts of my duvet – the...
    TheWestlifer TheWestlifer 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    She'd been waiting for weeks. Long, agonizing, torturous weeks. The thought of him made her reach down, and softly find herself. She caught herself, and ran her fingers threw her...
    zanyzoey zanyzoey 36-40, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I like to write erotic stories. If this interests you, message me with what does it for you.
    Gloryous Gloryous 56-60, M 1 Response Dec 9

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    Life Is Awesome If you Do it Right 0. Respect Respect and honor yourself and others ( if they do the same to you , if not , then you do the same to them or try to completely...
    antoneli antoneli 18-21, M 4 Responses Nov 26

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    It's 3 o'clock in the morning as I write. Yes, I am not new to EP. In fact I just deleted my old account. I literally watched a "death" experience in its swiftest form. The death...
    stiltcourt stiltcourt 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 22

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    Sample from my auto-biography: The clock on the white hospital wall ticks on and on, dragging out every strained tick of the hand, reminding me that the life I believed to be so...
    cydneyxx cydneyxx 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    Sample from my auto-biography. The clock on the white hospital wall ticks on and on, dragging out every strained tick of the hand, reminding me that the life I believed to be so...
    cydneyxx cydneyxx 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 30

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    I could spend an hour detailing how I felt hurt and she would sit there, cold as ice. When it was her turn to speak, she tore down every word that came out of my mouth until I had...
    ISellCrackForTheCIA ISellCrackForTheCIA 18-21, F Nov 23

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    Nov 23, 2014 4am Oh,my look at the time, God it's 4 am, And I haven't even closed my eyes. What is wrong with me, Why do I not sleep? Is it the storm outside, Or the one raging...
    yonnie97 yonnie97 16-17, F Dec 3

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    This was in response of my friend telling me a story about his bother being a fruit tree as he is a seed off one of her branches, growing and developing. I too have stories like...
    purplehorizons665 purplehorizons665 16-17, F 1 Response Nov 24

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    i love to write because you can dream a world that no one could stop you from something. i love writing stories and tell my experiances. i have a dofficult life and wish that no...
    lor334 lor334 16-17, F Dec 9

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    to all u people that want to to know how it felt and wanna joke about me.. u bout to find out...... I was hanging with the wrong people and go left alone with one and he said he...
    cattie1283 cattie1283 18-21, F a week ago

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    It's funny when people die. Those people you never thought would cry are gonna mourn for you. Like they became a part of your lives but you never get close to them. Same goes with...
    JinxRaven JinxRaven 16-17, F Dec 2

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    It's funny when people die. Those people you never thought would cry are gonna mourn for you. Like they became a part of your lives but you never get close to them. Same goes with...
    JinxRaven JinxRaven 16-17, F Dec 2

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    Write to six people without saying who they are. 1. You have given me so much. Life, opportunity, advice, wisdom. You did your job to the best of your ability. I'm sorry for...
    BrianTheChef BrianTheChef 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 4

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    ps:my English is not very good :p Have you ever feel it? ; a strange feeling pushing you crying; you never know why ; but even you steel want to cry ; maybe its the "stupide...
    imou1imane imou1imane 18-21, F Dec 10

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    There were seven seperate circles within Hell and I had been assigned the most 'mundane'.
    Vetrov Vetrov 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 11

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    I constantly write about anything. I really enjoy it whether it be some tidbit or a deep reflection, I just love to write. If I can touch one person with my writing, it was worth...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 2

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    But inside I put myself down by saying that I wouldn't make any money, and that I wouldn't make it. I would love to write real and raw teenage love stories, and I would love my...
    Ginkofishin Ginkofishin 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 8

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    I believe several people on EP are excellent writers. I think that it is good to occasionally read the stories written by these excellent writers, however, it can be very...
    tryingagainII tryingagainII 56-60, M 2 Responses Dec 9

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    life is a lot tougher than the trails they use to leave for us as boy scouts as the eyes of life watch our stories unfold how often do they see us play the fool...
    flip420 flip420 46-50, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    I quit another job & I took a "break" from college 2 years ago. What is my purpose in life? If it's being a **** up, then I have definitely succeeded with that. I hate myself for...
    untamedx3heart untamedx3heart 22-25, F 2 hrs ago

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    Today I had an epiphany, yes an epiphany (is there an echo in here?) I'm a writer, I write a lot, and write well, and enjoy doing so; therefore if I'm not writing, I'm not...
    Sebastianblack Sebastianblack 26-30, M Nov 28

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    Yes. I have a lot of anger cos my crushes rejected me over years. I was rejected so many times , i cant remember. Im not even ugly, they were just not into me. I saw so many ugly...
    angel8i angel8i 31-35 Dec 4

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    Inspiration is something I've severely been lacking for quite some time now. I'm 34 yes of age now and will be 36 on March. For all intents & purposes my life is pretty mundane...
    shunjustin shunjustin 31-35, M Nov 24

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    I like to write, but I am not a writer so this group seemed appropriate. I'm not sure what I'd be doing if I hadn't met the person who inspires me to write. I have a feeling she's...
    Friability Friability 18-21 Nov 28

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    I wanted to write some this evening, but at around 6pm I was just bone tired. I wanted to put the day to bed. It was too early to do that, so I went for a walk, made some coffee...
    thoughtsthatstray thoughtsthatstray 41-45, M a week ago
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