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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    I love to write I've been writing since I was younger and it's something that I love too do. I mostly write poetry, or short stories, but i have this idea of a good book just need...
    talaunanna talaunanna 16-17, F 3 hrs ago

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    To my surprise... I recently realized that I like to hear stories about my wife's sexual past... After a few drinks she told me a few and I haven't been able to stop thinking...
    DrawnToLifesCuriosities DrawnToLifesCuriosities 26-30, M 3 hrs ago

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    If this is who I am, what am I to be? Is it truly true that I am limited by me? If I could paint a picture without saying it 'twas I, where would I dare put myself in days not yet...
    RikkuDreamer RikkuDreamer 22-25, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    So here's the thing. I have no mental illnesses I do not have depression. I have a good life, parents that love me and great friends at school. I do not have a girlfriend but I'm...
    JaySmith9999 JaySmith9999 16-17, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I absolutely love challenges and things that enrich my life and expand my mind. Love autobiographies! Especially true personal stories on film. If you know of any super ones, or...
    GraceIsMine GraceIsMine 66-70, F 7 hrs ago

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    In my opinion, teen years is the worst stage of one's life. I honestly cannot wait for life to end. I don't care about this temporary world anymore. Counting down the days until I...
    Etherealinsanity Etherealinsanity 18-21, F 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    The sun shined brightly in the skies of Toledo, a port city in Ohio located on the man made Miami and Erie Canal which connects Lake Erie to the prosperous trading region of...
    BuckeyeBill48 BuckeyeBill48 66-70, M 9 hrs ago

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    I listened as you talked with God today I heard the many things you had to say How you prayed with all your heart When your life was torn apart As you stumbled in the dark along...
    SelangorNight SelangorNight 56-60, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I like telling my own material and real life stories (no offense to anyone this is just my preference) Before I tell my story I have to explain a couple of things 1) Erick is my...
    ThatOneGemini ThatOneGemini 16-17, F 12 hrs ago

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    I would really love a story, something a little rough, something of a man taking what he wants (without it being rape) just a sort of 'he can't keep his hands off me' sort of...
    CheekiiMonkey CheekiiMonkey 18-21, F 4 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    what passes as poetry? words that an amateur writer forces into stanzas.
words that a confused teenager scribbles into their lit textbook.
words that a social worker whispers...
    1musicloverever 1musicloverever 18-21, F 14 hrs ago

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    I personally think my happy to sad life is interesting. There are more things I hate than the things I like. I write in a diary and my relative one time read it but didn't...
    lily36912 lily36912 16-17, F 18 hrs ago

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    What do you think about when you can't sleep. It seems like you want to think of everything all at once. Your plans, your goals, your past, your debt, what will you have for lunch...
    soccerjoe07 soccerjoe07 31-35, M 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    http://youtu.be/Hk5wScFGCjk
    LaraLuulu LaraLuulu 26-30, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I felt a bug on my shoulder and there actually was one...I think it's really time to clean my room.
    sharestry sharestry 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    Today had been a decidedly good day, she thought to herself. This sort of day had become a rare breed in her life, what with the constant cacophony of things going on in her brain...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    A work in progress... She gazed across the ocean, allowing the breeze to carry the scent of her past over the waves. A fresh start. That was all she needed. Leave the past where...
    Saintlysinner Saintlysinner 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    I wrote this story,it call a shadows bark,well it be a poem too.it tells how I feel
    Sucoliahhall78 Sucoliahhall78 36-40 5 days ago

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    I got up,this morning and the world was still the same,I wasn't now I only care about myself.
    Sucoliahhall78 Sucoliahhall78 36-40 5 days ago

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    I've had the worst writer's block of my entire life for the past year now. Writing is my passion, but since I've developed depression I haven't been able to write for more than a...
    FayetheBrilliant FayetheBrilliant 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    most of these posts are dull and have an overwhelming sameness. i write because the same **** echoes in my head hour after hour. i dont mind when people get bored with me because...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M a week ago

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    The careers I wanted to do growing up! When I was younger a child I was obsessed with soldiers and wanted to be in the army I love the camouflage gear you have to wear and the...
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    U & Me forever this way www.nidhisuraj.com There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few...
    evan003 evan003 18-21, F Jul 23

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    A penguin takes his car to the shop to have it fixed. While he's waiting, he goes into a cool ice cream shop and eats ice cream. Having flippers instead hands, he gets the ice...
    Blanche08 Blanche08 31-35, F 8 Responses Jul 21

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    U & Me forever this way www.nidhisuraj.com There are so many Love Stories in this world. Few stories become so famous but few are unsaid and been buried with time. Few...
    evan003 evan003 18-21, F Jul 21

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    These are my top three...Enjoy! 1.) 6 Flags Well…I was at 6 Flags in St. Louis, Missouri, in the hurricane area that has really big waves, it’s fun to swim out there and get...
    ForeverOnMyGuard ForeverOnMyGuard 16-17, F Jul 20

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    I write about everything that goes on in my life. I write stories, and poems, and even scripts! I'm currently writing a fan edition of the Hunger Games."A Hunger Games Parody...
    briddybear briddybear 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    Funny how far we will go , determined enough .,..we'll go as far as allowing a couple of wonderful men in my life to help me , make my dreams all come true, then ask for 450 for a...
    MsOracle MsOracle 66-70, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    I love reading. As in reading stories on sites like wattpad and fictionpress. Reading manga, fan-fics. You name it. I can read anything with a paranormal/sci-fic/romance thing...
    cloneX1096 cloneX1096 18-21, F Jul 19

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    I like to write fiction stories, i also write alot of fanfiction stories. i havent really finished any because i do not have a computer anymore and uts difficult on my tablet...
    xoSalvatoreGirlxo xoSalvatoreGirlxo 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 17

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    I have written several erotic stories based on actual situations from my personal life and relationships. These stories are thoughtfully written, but very detailed and explicit. EP...
    DreamQuest2020 DreamQuest2020 56-60, M Jul 17

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    the Italian man who went to malta. one day i go to the malta biga hotel the i tell the waitress i want 2 pcs of toast she brings me only 1 pc. i tell her i want 2 piece she said go...
    buzzking buzzking 13-15, M 1 Response Jul 16

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    Anybody want to swap them?
    BrookeHunter121 BrookeHunter121 16-17, F Jul 15

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    This is another true and funny story I read just now and am posting: Went to a gas station where my two year old climbed out of her car seat and locked my door with the keys in it...
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend 36-40, F Jul 14

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    Sharing a true story that's also funny: Reminds me of a story I read years ago. There was a woman that had locked her keys in her car in a parking lot (no baby inside fortunately...
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend 36-40, F Jul 14

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    may not be funny but friends laughed lots. i wan in my friend's house. he is so rich that can buy lots of thing. got a huge house. i was teaching him math. he picked up his phone...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 14

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    50 Things I have learned by suffering from depression and anxiety 1. The biggest struggle in Life is with “The Self and Our Worth” i.e. our EGO-we create these day dreams of...
    passionate6 passionate6 26-30, F 1 Response