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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    Ok so, a clown kidnapped's five Muslims and locks them in a big freezer. The Muslims are freezing cold, but know that the freezer will unlock itself in one hour and let the Muslims...
    adamfducas adamfducas 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 28

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    The village stood at the edge of a deep forest. Secluded from the surrounding world Galewood had strong morals, and very little resistance against them. Wearing skirts above the...
    lildragon3333 lildragon3333 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    Our life is more like a library book than we know. In a sense we are a living story. But our time is all borrowed. It's like a library book we check it out we read the story and...
    KateTheStraightedge KateTheStraightedge 16-17, F Jul 2

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    Women are like iPhones! You have to touch them all over before they respond.....Men are like Blackberry! Rub one ball and everything moves! Achievement seems to be connected with...
    thetheonly thetheonly 18-21, M 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    Well the first one that just came to mind was about my Granny (RIP) my Dad's mother. My parents split up when I was about 8 or 9, the house was sold and both sides got whatever...
    TheMightyAphrodite TheMightyAphrodite 36-40, F 1 day ago

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    "There are Three Kinds of Lies.. 1. Lies. 2. Damnable Lies. 3. Statistics". "There is One Distinct Criminal Class in America....It's Called Congress". "Always do the Right Thing...
    Davido57 Davido57 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 13

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    Someone once asked, when you have a handful of divorces, sadness, bad thoughts and hatred. And another hand full of joy, friendship, love and kindness. What do you really have...
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M Jul 13

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    When I am in a frustrated mood, I have a politically-incorrect, angry, and offensive idea in my head (I need to apologize if you are the victim of gang violence of wars in Middle...
    InFiDeL0020 InFiDeL0020 26-30, M Jun 25

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    There is a man at the foot of my bed, for the passed week he’s stood there. As my eyelids grow heavy its bony fingers wrap around my ankles. Groping me, touching me with its cold...
    DeathAwaitsUs DeathAwaitsUs 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    Wolf vs hunter chapter 3 or 4 When he woke up he saw bones and fur laying in the corner of the room this frightened him and he tired to get away but couldn't he realized he was...
    Thelonewolf5 Thelonewolf5 18-21, M Jun 29

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    I stand up for truth. I won't compromise the truth for political purposes. I won't tell you a lie so you see me differently. That's just me being me. I stand for something that is...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M Jun 30

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    One day in the park a guy in wheelchair takes a trip to park at least once a week or at least tries to. The guy was just there sitting in the park and really enjoying the scenic...
    boundbydad boundbydad 16-17, M Jul 12

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    -- Lovely Kiss -- **************************************************Other Funny Stories:Bamboo Raft Drift : EP Link**************************************************My...
    cookiekong cookiekong 31-35, F Jul 1

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    Heaven --- Free verse #6 Heaven is a storybook. Each page glinting like magic. The plot, heartwarming. Once it's open, it never stops. In stories, words come to life. The days...
    Raynechan Raynechan 16-17, T 1 Response Jul 7

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    -- The Other Way To Wear Pant --Why make so much ado to wear Pant ? **************************************************More About Lanshowcase:Master Blog: lanshowcase.blog.com (Pls...
    cookiekong cookiekong 31-35, F 4 days ago

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    I am willing to help other people write their stories! You need help? Come to me! I love writing.
    captainviviana captainviviana 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    I would love to write a story about my whole life so far. Young nd scar-ed. Young nd reckless
    ashley486 ashley486 13-15, F Jul 11

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    Memories good or bad are what really shape us as human beings. Good friends and memories are priceless, they stir the soul. Even brief friendships and memories can leave an...
    johnny048 johnny048 46-50, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    Building Castles in the Air. Funny how things start and from what beginnings they spring. My story began as a little tale whispered in the dark to my very best friend during a...
    Steffi97 Steffi97 18-21, F Jun 28

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    Ahhhh, that sweet smell of… rejection. It’s not something I’ve had any personal experience with – yet – but I don’t for a moment suppose I...
    Steffi97 Steffi97 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 10

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    I've been alone a lot, so I've learned to keep myself entertained. Most of the time I'm alone with my inner dialogue weaving intricate sentences, creating elaborate stories, or...
    HopelessDreamer7 HopelessDreamer7 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    Dear __________, I ignored the times you laughed at my tears, And all the lies you've told me over the years. I ignored all your evil, Believing you had nothing to gain. I ignored...
    owlabyss owlabyss 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    They say "True love never dies". I agree. When I met Michael 41 years ago, he had just been hired as my coworker. He was a pain in the ***. Brash and opinionated, full of...
    angsty angsty 61-65, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    Would love to hear thoughts/ comments about my poem (: feel free to write what you think. >>> In the dark These feelings wrapped around my throat No hope No motivation What is...
    letthedreamsbegin letthedreamsbegin 18-21, F 3 hrs ago

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    Simple title for simple thought Every event is a story, if is interesting or not, does not matter. but what is lovely is that they are always happening around us, and they are...
    JosueOA JosueOA 18-21, M Jul 7

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    The Restless Heart of Ones Soul: Trinity Has it been that long since I have set foot upon these great halls of life's chapters? I come not bringing Hope and Faith but thoughts...
    GateKeepersLight9 GateKeepersLight9 26-30, M 3 days ago

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    So ever since i got back from the clinic ive had no interest in life. i just lost about everything. and dont tell me i still have people because i dont have friends and i havent...
    Insomniac77 Insomniac77 16-17, M 7 hrs ago

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    I try to blink away these threatening tears I try to think away these lurking fears But i felt these sparkling tears soon marked its trail That made me looked at my salted cheeks...
    PartyPoison04 PartyPoison04 13-15, F 10 hrs ago

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    Kanjoya is using EP to come up with emotionally intelligent chat bots and letting companies use out stories and profiles for marketing. Not to mention the occasional comments for...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F Jul 5

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    I love to write fiction in my spare time whether it be short stories or long narratives. I'm currently pursuing a career in journalism (broadcasting not writing) which requires...
    JacKovac JacKovac 18-21 1 Response a week ago

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    I THINK this is what the meaning of life is. The meaning of life is to make your dreams come true. Your lifetime is devoted to making yourself happy. If you aren't happy in your...
    Leea479 Leea479 13-15, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    What do you guys think of this? You can tell me if you think it's ****. Why does it feel so strong if it's a million miles away. How could it taste so raw if it could never ever...
    Satina2014 Satina2014 16-17, M 18 hrs ago

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    All I see is darkness The color of my savior from this héllish land Of crule jokes And sick rumors Unnoticed, My life slips from my wrists Thick and red And for the first time in...
    NEBookWorm NEBookWorm 13-15, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    Feeling really alone today...questioning where I'm going in life.
    elissamay33 elissamay33 22-25, F 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    What did you think would happen - I watch with compassion as you grow old. I feel sadness as your body is becoming fragile and your mind is becoming forgetful. The look in your...
    visionofvenus visionofvenus 41-45, F 4 hrs ago

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    '1 Heartbeat' Inside the distance of a single heart beat a lifetime of emotion can exist Love's emotion left unspoken has no purpose To serve no purpose is like living...
    therepurposedmale therepurposedmale 61-65, M 2 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    "pass the difference on" she laid her eyes on me like twin regrets her face was full of the dark hours full of graveyards of her truths once held so high now she stumbles in the...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 4 hrs ago

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    Lol this is kind of a rant but here goes my perfect fantasy life I wake up in the morning and text my boyfriend. He texts me back and says "morning cupcake see u at school😍". I...
    RiverRachel RiverRachel 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

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    6 weeks ago, I would be crazy to say that I am a writer, but I am a writer now. I had always been complimented on my writing, making visual stories and seem to be real...
    grantfilm95 grantfilm95 18-21, M Jul 2

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    I write stories all the time. Mostly post-apocalypse stuff, just because, through my eyes, it is the easiest topic for stories. I love creating characters and planning stories...
    bowsandarrows bowsandarrows 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 11

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    I love writing so much. Ever since I was little I would make stories and tell them to my audience (toys) and then I started writing them down. Today I write whenever I get the...
    rukesh3 rukesh3 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    This post might be long but I do Hope some people read this. I'll try to make it as short as possible. keep in mind this is NoT a love story maybe it was intended to be once but I...
    rukesh3 rukesh3 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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