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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    Related Experiences

    It could have started on any other day, possibly any other year. Maybe even any other lifetime, but unfortunately it had to start today! So this day started out like any other...
    GovernorMG GovernorMG 22-25, M Mar 29

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    ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE PT. 1 It could have started on any other day, possibly any other year. Maybe even any other lifetime, but unfortunately it had to start today! So this day...
    GovernorMG GovernorMG 22-25, M Mar 29

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    My best friend. She goes Diana u are gifted in language arts. I go gifted? I hate that class. She goes but when u write your essays and stories. You have a gift in it. U get good...
    Diana14R Diana14R 18-21, F Apr 5

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    I recently launched my website for my writing career. On it, you can find my stories, poetry, scripts, and essays. I also have a blog on it about writing and being a writer...
    ACraigNewman ACraigNewman 36-40, M Mar 20

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    I recently launched my website for my writing career. On it, you can find my stories, poetry, scripts, and essays. I also have a blog on it about writing and being a writer...
    ACraigNewman ACraigNewman 36-40, M Mar 20

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    My parents are writers so I grew up writing short stories. They're not very good yet, but I'm hoping to improve. I'm into Sci-fi and fantasy.
    RubyEvanescence RubyEvanescence 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 28

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    Writing stories is like an escape. It's like if you having a really bad day, you can just rewrite a new one. It's sounds weird I know, but writing allows you to let your anger out...
    olivias78 olivias78 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 29

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    The hill was tall and seemed endless. She was shaky, like a calf who is learning for the first time to walk. Her legs wobbled and knocked together, it felt so wrong, but it was a...
    lildragon3333 lildragon3333 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    "ole mook and fast lucy" mook was a strange old fella could blown him over with a breeze thin as a train track rail and just as rusted he drank hard but his heart was soft never...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 Mar 22

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    "winterpale" the rain had just fled as she had arrived with her words already flowing thickly one more sound in daylights tapestry of noises a lawnmower churns out the green...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 Mar 28

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    I walked among you. I was once there. But you did not see me. You asked me to speak, I spoke but you still could not see me. I looked to see what it was I needed to do, to become...
    jeresey jeresey 56-60, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    Deliver Me From Evil-The commotion downstairs tapered of. With my ear to the floor I could hear it all. A worm called fear was coiling and uncoiling in my stomach as I listened...
    UnwantedMutt UnwantedMutt 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her $perm, she'll give you a baby, if you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll...
    primnproper primnproper 46-50, F 3 Responses Mar 28

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    When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters P N E I S & form the name of an important human body part which is...
    thoughtfulheart thoughtfulheart 46-50, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    An Obscure Tale On morning, a valgus hobberdehoy was cornobbled by a very old leptorrhinian calcographer. "You twiddlepoopy liripoop!" faffled the hobberdehoy, "You've given me a...
    Chirogymnast Chirogymnast 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 7

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    Me Behave ? Seriously !!! As a child, I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arriving home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove at over 200 miles...
    primnproper primnproper 46-50, F 8 Responses Apr 11

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    I lay beside you, one hand on the side of your face, my other arm draped across your body, stroking your abdomen and slowly, methodically into the crease of your leg, across your...
    jeresey jeresey 56-60, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    "in her dreadlocks" her wrist bears a set of golden bracelets with bells and woven beads light blue with a tangle of red it goes with her dreadlocks and the trinkets woven into...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 1 Response Mar 22

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    The sun went down, everyone had left for home.....she closed the little shop, held her collar together for warmth and turned the key. Moving in the twilight.
    jeresey jeresey 56-60, F 2 Responses Mar 24

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    By the time she got there a fog had settled. Grasping her key, she hesitatingly turned the knob........darkness said hello, as she forced a step inside. Her memories returned.
    jeresey jeresey 56-60, F Mar 26

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    "woe is me" the cold tiles of the floor cracked and dirty in the dim light of the vacant condemned house still give white hot retort of light as the sun begins its swift race...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 1 Response Mar 27

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    He 'kind' of accepted it. The fight slowed. Then grief in an absent kind of way. The memory of the fight. The mellow journey he has begun.
    jeresey jeresey 56-60, F Mar 29

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    "chatterbox's lip candy" the waiting in hallways lined up on the wall with eyes following the chatterbox and her flowing train of rabid listeners who hang themselves ritualisticly...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 Mar 30

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    Single. "You say it as if it were a death sentence," She murmured playfully, swiping a strand of jet black hair behind her ear. The girl sat there, cross-legged, innocuously...
    Fuzzies Fuzzies 56-60, M Apr 6

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    Dream: Tell me when you need to stop Tell me when you had enough Rip out my heart and let it drop So then my body can get stuck Leave me on the open road Run away so I can let...
    ILuvMusic229 ILuvMusic229 13-15, F Apr 7

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    You Never Know I love when you never know when I'm here. I walk through your hallways. You hear me but you never see me. As my feet run across your floor, you never seem to find me...
    TwdFireflyy TwdFireflyy 16-17, F a week ago

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    My Community I'm from A close knit community Some living in luxury Which ease's the pain of those living in poverty We don't feel the classism rivalry Nor do we support the...
    shabazz213 shabazz213 31-35, M 6 days ago

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    A Lil Something I Wrote Back in 2010... *Cheers* There's a Small child crying in a corner room... Her back pressing against the chipped green painted wall eyeing the Footsteps...
    lanaturalesa82 lanaturalesa82 31-35, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I like to write funny poetry like this limerick I made in class during the poetry unit AHEM. I once had a cat He looked like a rat I took him to school But he fell in a pool And...
    louisrcac louisrcac 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 9

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    I feel I should write more stories on here.
    thenaughtybar10der thenaughtybar10der 26-30, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Her stories are so remarkable that it inspires us all..
    DangerouslyMe DangerouslyMe 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    Tell me what I want to hear That the house I lived in still stands The only cottage in the lowlands Tell me the attic still makes that funny sound That little dead girl making her...
    sasunaruizlove sasunaruizlove 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    I want to write something beautiful. I want to write one of those stories that just speaks to somebody, that seem to flow so gracefully. I want to write one of those stories that...
    CantThinkofAUsernameNow CantThinkofAUsernameNow 13-15, F Mar 24

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    Receive the Gift of Love All that comes to you in life is a gift, every person on your path is a giver and love is the in the receiving, the gift and the giver. Receiving helps...
    wvtxpen wvtxpen 51-55, M Mar 30

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    I'm a story collector. I won't stop until 5000 stories.
    TheCoolDude48 TheCoolDude48 16-17, M 1 hr ago

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    "matchstick men" the dark ice cream man floats up and down the empty streets his truck weakly cranking out a warped sounding song that leaves a trail of dogs objecting the truck...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 1 Response Apr 5

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    April 11. Financial Goals. Taking responsibility for our financial affairs will improve our self-esteem and lessen anxiety. Each of us, today, has a present set of financial...
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F Apr 11

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    "i climbed a tree" i climbed the tree in my backyard today first time iv climbed a tree since i was a boy i was alot better at it back then almost fell out and busted my old butt...
    mudmen mudmen 46-50 Mar 22

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    My inner voice is a narrator, calm and logical. My higher self when I'm writing simply to sort out my thoughts. I can jump into characters and speak for them. I'm working on my...
    SmashedUpSanity SmashedUpSanity 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 23

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    Here is an EP song made for the pervs... Log on to my EP Site I look at my messages with such a fright Someone messaged me sayin' hey I like your hair You know your beautiful you...
    WonderinginWV WonderinginWV 13-15, F Mar 30

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    As soon as I started learning how to read and write, they were two of my most favorite things to do. I absorbed written stories readily and for the majority of my childhood I...
    glassbox27 glassbox27 26-30, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    My "relationship" with my "master" Me- GUESS WHAT my master- what Me- SPOTIFY HAS A STORYTELLING SECTION My master- and Me- THEY TELL YOU STORIES My master- and? Me- STORIES ARE...
    alliemonster alliemonster 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 3

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    Hello, lass. Remember me? I used to sing to you about flowers, while staring at your pretty pictures. You always said they were dull. But they amazed me. We used to talk for hours...
    CharlieBarrett CharlieBarrett 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    I do have a dream to be a writer. I have taken some creative writing classes in the past and enjoyed them. I am planning to take more of that type. I also want to take just regular...
    charmedrainbow charmedrainbow 41-45, F Mar 22

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    ---That Friday, That Spring! Today, being the first day of Spring, I'd thought I'd share a memory with those who would read. It's a Spring tale-and indeed fitting with the...
    Elandra77 Elandra77 56-60 1 Response Mar 20

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    I recently launched my website for my writing career. On it, you can find my stories, poetry, and essays. I also have a blog on it about writing and being a writer. Please come...
    ACraigNewman ACraigNewman 36-40, M Mar 20

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