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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    Yeah, I'll be writing some story's tomorrow, it can be about anything really. So message me or leave in the comments some suggestions for me. I need requests XD!! Thanks everyone
    GingaJustice GingaJustice 13-15, M Sep 1

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    most of my stories here are short thats because im not that smart to write big ones
    calimaro calimaro 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 28

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    So funny really now they remove my story because it's harmful, the story in the comment XD
    figoo figoo 26-30, M 1 Response Sep 6

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    How long are your guys short stories? I want to write some but like I'm trying to decide how long they should be so just looking for ideas. One that I was writing is getting longer...
    strawberryletter22 strawberryletter22 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    At a wedding party recently, someone yelled, "All the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living!" The bartender was crushed to death.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Sep 14

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    Does anyone have any good stories to tell me ?
    bluegirlie98 bluegirlie98 13-15, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    I once write a 900-word short story about a little work with a big heart at 4 in the morning. It was so relaxing, a good way to detox from the day's stress.
    picses2222 picses2222 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 11

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    A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $60...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Aug 30

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    I've been pondering an idea (or rather ideas) for a story. The name for it is Seal Moon, but there is so much I want to do with it. I can't really decide where to start or what...
    FreezerDog1 FreezerDog1 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 12

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    Before, I used to write short stories for school (just for the sake of having high grades and retaining my honors), soon enough, I got engrossed with it so much, that I would write...
    AntiHelix AntiHelix 18-21, M Sep 3

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    The at any time-altering magnificent harbour and ocean sights will immediately captivate you, there is usually some thing attention-grabbing, intriguing and inspiring to view even...
    Meljbr26d Meljbr26d 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 31

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    hydrogeology perth junior c perth standard canning vale perth part time night perth Employment in New Zealand:Spending plan Motor vehicle Wash also have a Specific pre...
    Nolanyqj Nolanyqj 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 31

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    We really savored living right here, falling in enjoy with South Freo much that we required a lasting place of our personal! We really like our new location, but will truly skip...
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    four. This is a superb reward for any person who enjoys their car or truck, who sales opportunities a hectic daily life, who cares regarding the environment or for the one who you...
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    September 22, 1975 On this day in 1975, Sarah Jane Moore aims a gun at President Gerald Ford as he leaves the Saint Francis Hotel in San Francisco, California. The attempt on the...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    imprisoned with the motions of her mundane existence plummeting into endless turmoil masking her true desire a shell a drone numb outside while her soul screams with undeniable...
    mskellie36 mskellie36 36-40, F 4 Responses Sep 1

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    I do. I love sharing them and knowing that people read what I write. If people hate what is said in my stories, understandable. Haters gonna hate. But I write because I love to...
    StoryTellar69 StoryTellar69 22-25, M Aug 25

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    As The World Rhymes: A True Story of A Man That Rhymes by: Rob Paquin I've been rhyming a real long time. Hell, it goes all the way back to my formative years when I was writing...
    TheHiker TheHiker 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 12

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    This is a repost of my featured story/i want to say thx u experience. The friend i an talking about is fallenindarkness~ :3 best person and the best friend a person can ever have...
    InfiniteMusic InfiniteMusic 13-15, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Today was my birthday. 11:11 (this is the time, and some say you can make a wish at this time) ! I'm officially one year older. I feel the same, but in a way I feel better than a...
    TheAnonymousINFx TheAnonymousINFx 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 31

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    Mines isn't "writing proper" like short stories or anything. I mean, I write poetry, opinion blogs and essays and that's it. However, I write because it's my form of expression...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F Sep 3

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    Or possibly not. When I was younger I used to write a lot. Most of my output were silly stories I wrote to try to amuse my friends and get attention. The stories were mediocre at...
    somethingx3 somethingx3 31-35, M Sep 5

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    I started writing when I was 9 years old. I found myself hidden in a far corner, with pieces of paper and little tiny nubby pencils. Writing has always been my outlet and way of...
    TooUnbearable TooUnbearable 36-40, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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    I try. It get's so frustrating to continue to try to do things that you know you are going to fail at. I was diagnosed with Adult Onset ADD when I returned to college at 25. I...
    piprimate piprimate 26-30, F Sep 8

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    Freeboy24 story My First Exp As A Toilet Slave In 2005 is a story I WROTE that is called A Bad Dream Became Worst (2 Part). Full story can be found at Mistress Destiny Forums under...
    siciait siciait 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 13

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    I really really really want to be considered and thought about by the people that surround me. I feel like it's me against the world most days. Not to say I don't like my odds lol...
    Thediary Thediary 26-30, M 10 hrs ago

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    Life has no purpose, rewards, fast women. It has desire.
    flipper1966 flipper1966 56-60, M 4 hrs ago

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    Words sentences paragraphs All I want to do is that Writing is the only escape Into a world only you create Where adventures and stories lay Waiting for that precious day When you...
    Midnightchorus Midnightchorus 18-21, M Aug 25

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    You Should Be a Film Writer You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind. You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really...
    Brunette4U Brunette4U 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 29

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    Hey fellow writers, so I'm currently working on a book. I've been looking for people that have a passion for writing and that are just starting—like me. The goal would be to work...
    BasicWritingInc BasicWritingInc 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 1

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    I'm very happy to notice that you simply enjoyed the ease and comfort of our Water Pool Villa, the foods and repair provided at The Falhumaa, together with our exceptional Spa by...
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    Also within just our library is definitely the Tips on how to: Web optimization segment, which is devoted to functional ideas and methods about search engine optimisation.On...
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    It’s dark, it’s cold, and I’m alone…it’s not the first time I’ve felt like this though. My life has been full of emptiness and torture so it’s easy to ignore. My name...
    DemonicHollow DemonicHollow 13-15, F Sep 11

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    Electricity Legends is covered by public liability insurance coverage so we under no circumstances place you as The client in harm’s way. This is often policed by...
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    The infernal noise and piercing ringing of the alarm clock surrounds and invades my dreams. Slamming my hand blindly hitting the snooze pulling the covers over my head. My head...
    mskellie36 mskellie36 36-40, F Sep 13

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    So, here I am again. I don't really know what to say that I haven't said before. I feel stupid and heartbroken. It's funny how things work out. I think it's funny that my life...
    salen01 salen01 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 13

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    I really want my life to be exciting. Being married with children is cool, but i want it to be more exciting than just the mundane...i feel bored with my life
    Fitguy1984 Fitguy1984 26-30, M a week ago

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    I have poor grammar skills and don't even use vocabulary correctly...then they'd accepted me in literary studies...what were they thinking...some lazy-*** like me could become a...
    Quentine Quentine 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Ever since I hit puberty (about 13 years ago) I've become very quiet and introverted. When I was a kid, I had no trouble making friends or reading aloud. I was the class clown...
    TheBotanist TheBotanist 26-30, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I enjoy writing music for songs and wish i could find someone who likes to write lyrics... https://www.dropbox.com/s/uus2ppnvpcuern0/concept_oneV.mp3?dl=0
    cedced cedced 36-40, M 8 hrs ago

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    I enjoy writing music for songs and wish to find someone who likes to write lyrics https://www.dropbox.com/s/12g1342hs6wj6y5/Wings_of_Mercy.mp3?dl=0
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