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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    Not many, though I remember at school a friend and I did! Our year 8 teacher used to be in the army, and would at times just have to mention it as he was alot older when he was...
    Whinny00 Whinny00 26-30, F 3 days ago

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    I would love to write short stories but I have no idea what they should be about :) Leave comments please.
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 2 Responses Sep 29

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    In a rush to get home to meet the sewing machine repair man I borrowed my daughters bike. This was all good, until my dress got caught in the chain. Flipped me over handlebars w...
    Rapunzel3 Rapunzel3 46-50, F Oct 10

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    As Nia sat in the bathroom floor wondering once more where her life went wrong, an overwhelming sadness came over her. She'd thrown away so many empty years into her marriage and...
    diamondgirl07 diamondgirl07 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    There was a man named Cletus that lived in a small town with only one traffic light. Cletus had saved up his money and bought a mo-ped. One day Cletus was at the light waiting for...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 4

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    Ancient Translations A monk his entire adult life, Brother Andrew was responsible for training new scribes in the art of copying by hand -- word for word -- the holy writs. One...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 5

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    My sister died and as her executor I was left to deal with her estates . Mostly straight forward . One request was a little unusual . It stated that I was to invite 6 of her...
    HomeJamesASD HomeJamesASD 46-50, M Oct 13

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    I was at taco bueno and the song "that's what makes you beautiful" came on and some random girl started mouthing the words and pointing at me and kept staring at me after that...
    theoneironaut theoneironaut 13-15, M 1 Response Sep 28

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    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning," said the young man. "If I could...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses Oct 1

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    Damn Parking Enforcement I went to the shop the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there was a damn traffic officer writing a parking ticket...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 6

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    A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid. I oughtta punch you in the nose." "I'm sorry sir...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses Oct 15

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    When the waitress says "enjoy your food" and you reply "you too". Social Anxiety folks lol. Gotta love it.
    VanishedDea VanishedDea 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 16

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    I just met somebody even more sarcastic and cynical than myself. How do I handle this? Lol I feel overpowered and at a constant odd on this situation.
    VanishedDea VanishedDea 18-21, F Oct 16

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    When you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world, there's a moron pushing a door that said pull.
    MendyNL MendyNL 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    If your thighs touch, you're one step closer to being a mermaid, so who's the real winner here?!
    MendyNL MendyNL 18-21, F a week ago

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    Why am I always getting judged for my faith I feel like when I start to get interested in someone male of course and I tell them I am a Christian and I don't have sex outside of...
    leelee1988 leelee1988 46-50, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Here's an old maritime quote about knowing what you're aiming for, I have no idea who said it: 'If you don't know your heading then no wind is a fair wind.'
    splashUK2014 splashUK2014 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    Insanity & profanity go hand in hand just like two lovers upon the sand. Thanks for reading now **** off!
    BookOfShadows BookOfShadows 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 28

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    "The untouchable" There she was. Right in front of me wanting to be talked to. I couldn't do it though. She was too far away when i realized it was too late. She was gone. I...
    AustinmMurdock AustinmMurdock 16-17, M Oct 2

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    wanna read? I might right one if you pm
    AustinmMurdock AustinmMurdock 16-17, M 2 Responses Oct 3

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    This story is made up Billy and faith play Billy enters his brother in laws house . Hey Sharon says Billy . Hey she says. Thanks for babysitting she's up stairs waiting . Your...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F Oct 6

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    Once there was a dark room in which there was a candle and an incense stick glowing. The candle said, "look!how bright I am.Everyone is staring at me."Then incense stick replied...
    liza1996 liza1996 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 14

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    The man walked into me at the corner of a cross section: ragged clothes, dirty gloves, and dimmed eyes. I had seen him before, and he remembered me too, the unremarkable me...
    CapitalH CapitalH 22-25, M Oct 16

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    The Unseen War-by: Rob PaquinShe crawled across the shattered landscapes of her soul; searching ...Arriving at the nethermost reaches of her brokenly, ragged heart; she climbed...
    TheHiker TheHiker 41-45, M 2 days ago

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    I am a Creative Writer. I write fictional stories about anything and everything. I'm pretty sure I've always been a writer. Even when I was in kindergarten, my teacher had us...
    directioner600 directioner600 13-15, F Oct 5

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    I've always loved to write. In fact, I dropped out of school when I was fourteen and took an exam equivalent of GED so that I could focus on writing till I go to college but the...
    allkindsofcolors allkindsofcolors 22-25, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Its funny how we go through education & then jump straight into the joys of a 9 to 5 routine. But I knew there was more to life.. I wanted to live a life of purpose.. To spend...
    maktub1 maktub1 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    My favourite hobbies :33 I always end up drawing, even at school on work or something :p I also like to write fantasy stories xD I read lots too :))
    DustAngel DustAngel 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 28

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    and my blog! I am honest to a fault in my stories and blog, and I never delete them. I just spent part of my morning rereading my EP stories. I laughed at some, I rolled my eyes...
    SpilledSecrets SpilledSecrets 22-25, F 13 hrs ago

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    Glacier Bay: The day is amazing clear and cloudless allowing a great view of the tidewater glaciers as they make their way down to the turquoise colored ocean. The glaciers are too...
    Adventurousattimes Adventurousattimes 56-60, M 6 hrs ago

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    Having just completed an extraordinary cruise through the inside passages of Alaska, please bare with me as I take a few moment to "briefly!" touch on the highlights of my travels...
    Adventurousattimes Adventurousattimes 56-60, M 6 hrs ago

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    I want to change the way I talk to people. I want to ask them how they are. I want to make sure they're okay before we enter conversation. I want to change the way I walk. I want...
    acorn288 acorn288 16-17, F 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    Some say dumb sayings are proof. Some say we hurt the ones we love. Thats dumb. And a lie. But it was pushed. And now peace time still has casualties. Any who...
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    This is not in order of importance. Just so you know. 1) The chance to be better 2) The love of my life, my amazing boyfriend 3) My family 4) Art, and being able to write/draw...
    nommygummybears nommygummybears 22-25, F 10 hrs ago

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    I didn't always love life. There was a time I really didn't enjoy or appreciate life. I was listening to the world, and the voices speaking into and over my life. Thankfully I...
    SagSunshine2014 SagSunshine2014 41-45, F 3 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    Like two strangers we met on a lonely path ,talked, smiled, spent few moments of joy and pleasure creating memories of a lifetime. The journey started on a lonely path though ended...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    This isn't in order of importance. 1) My education, I am very lucky to have such great education. I get to go to school 5 times a week, for free and it will give me what I need to...
    nowimawarrior nowimawarrior 13-15, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    Grey Eyes:A Memoir prologue- Avi knelt on the windowsill and looked out at the cars whizzing past below. Rain was falling, but the streets remained full of people on their way to...
    TenThousandSorrows TenThousandSorrows 22-25, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    Guys, even though you're not that good looking, some girls would still actually prefer to be with the company of someone who's funny to talk to rather than guys who are hot but too...
    altec1243 altec1243 22-25, F 1 Response 18 hrs ago

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    I've been writing this, please don't steal it :( but tell me what you think! :D I have bad grammar too. ===== I was an only child until October 19, 2000 then my mom had twins...
    TheSpookyPotato TheSpookyPotato 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 27

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    I have already been with Car Treatment for more than 2 many years now and with their assistance The complete way thru my business is beginning to actually consider offCar or truck...
    Laurenazrj90 Laurenazrj90 31-35, M 1 Response Oct 12

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    lol so this guy writes stories about this girl ;'D and she aint even wrote one about her ;'D and you can clearly see his begging it off her its so funny she aint interested in him...
    heeeeey heeeeey 16-17, F 4 Responses Oct 16

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