I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445
    26-30, M
    Jun 23, 2011

    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton
    36-40, M
    4 Responses May 13, 2009

    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69
    41-45, M
    1 Response Oct 5, 2009

    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton
    36-40, M
    5 Responses May 15, 2009

    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 23, 2009

    Related Experiences

    I'll probably won't be here to see it end but I have to say that I had a great time here, and made some short friendships along the way. everyone's stories and ideas are always...
    TheTofuMaster TheTofuMaster
    22-25, M
    Apr 21
    Life is a journey and we are never complete. We are always learning about ourselves and we are constantly learning from each other. Thank you EP for allowing us to all share our...
    toniyl toniyl
    36-40, F
    Apr 21
    afraid i'll spend my life throwing sheets over beds trying to make the silhouette you left on the right side of the mattress disappear i still see your smile every day i lie...
    lovelyss lovelyss
    22-25, F
    Apr 20
    Hey dear reader; All my poems and stories are now at therepurposedmale.blogspot.com
    therepurposedmale therepurposedmale
    51-55, M
    Apr 20
    I'll write stories if people like them.
    Elaine4les Elaine4les
    22-25, F
    Apr 20
    I wanna do a lighter post I guess before it's the end. Almost like a finale. I just don't know exactly what to write about, but I might just write about a few random things that...
    rana3434 rana3434
    41-45, F
    Apr 20
    Well hopefully I can get my stories. My stories reflect what's happening to me at that time. It shows my growth at times and my set backs. My first story written was in 2014 and...
    toniyl toniyl
    36-40, F
    Apr 20
    I'm going to take some time to reflect today. I'm at a point where I question what I'm "studying" is really what I want to do for a "career". And yet, I feel hesitant jumping ship...
    Nick8876 Nick8876
    18-21, M
    Apr 18
    As I sit here drinking the last of Belgium white, ive come to the realization that I'm not content with a few aspects of my life. This will be my last open letter to anyone that I...
    mimieux187 mimieux187
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Apr 18
    i wish my life would be full of happiness but it's opposite of that no happiness 😔 I'm turning 19 in 2 months. From the childhood till now i never experienced what is happiness...
    alwaysthereforY0u alwaysthereforY0u
    18-21, M
    Apr 18
    quietquills.tumblr.com Hey guys, Alex here. A friend and I have recently started a Tumblr dedicated to creative writing. Check it out if you'd like :)
    QuietQuills QuietQuills
    16-17, M
    Apr 17
    Hey there, I'm new to Ep and before I get started I want to thank you for reading . My name is Lukas DeFranco and for awhile now I've been in a constant cycle of the same boring...
    LukasDeFranco LukasDeFranco
    22-25, M
    Apr 16
    Am really going to miss this place, I have read some interesting, sad, messed up stories during my time here but I enjoy most of them in one way or another. I am a very curious...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 16
    I have written stories before and I am currently writing three stories now.
    nerdyfreak nerdyfreak
    13-15, F
    Apr 16
    EP! EP! What will we be? When you close down Will we wear a perpetual frown? How will we spend our days Without your stories to amaze? Will be be lost and forlorn Or will we...
    Adaydreambeliever Adaydreambeliever
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Apr 16
    Well, I have returned. Why ? Because since I heard the news of EP shutting down I knew I have to come here one more time to take a stroll down the memory lane before it's too...
    PhoenixTearz PhoenixTearz
    31-35, M
    Apr 16
    I wrote both of these poems to my moms address so she could read them Dear mom : If you rejected me out of your life this time I won't come back or give you another chance mama...
    LucidxxShivery LucidxxShivery
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 15
    Today in school we saw a video about how listening is good and It shows different stories of people countries around the USA. The one that impacted me was the one with the one of...
    YouDontKnowMe777 YouDontKnowMe777
    13-15, M
    Apr 14
    My friends talked about their most embarrassing moments and to be honest some were pretty funny. My most embarrassing moment wasn't so bad and maybe I've had a worst experience but...
    alexander0525 alexander0525
    13-15, M
    Apr 14
    My son. Yes, my son has this vivid imagination that is so fun to listen to. He and I will make up stories of simple scenarios and belly laugh so loud that it upsets my daughter...
    notAloneWithYou notAloneWithYou
    36-40, F
    Apr 14
    I don't people seeing what I'm doing on a piece of paper. Either at school, at home, or anywhere else. My paperworks are always private. I would usually write stories of my...
    HeyGD HeyGD
    13-15, F
    Apr 14
    LETTING NO I had realized long ago, that it was over. And as days passed, I vowed to let go. After a month, you were still here. After two, my pain and suffering ruled. With...
    Luke5150 Luke5150
    36-40, M
    Apr 13
    So I see people are trying to post more experiences and let more things off their chest and telling their stories before EP closes. So I decided, hey, I might as well join the...
    jaeger053 jaeger053
    16-17
    Apr 12
    Prologue (to the story of "Kikkuli", a Maryannu or Mitannian horselord who really existed, and who changed the history of the world.) Can you really be blamed for perfidy when...
    hartfire hartfire
    56-60, F
    1 Response Apr 12
    I have my own personal measurement tool for "Standard" inside my inner world. But when I see someone who takes out his own personal ruler to measure others' standard in public, it...
    whyacinth whyacinth
    31-35, F
    Apr 11
    When I tell people I write FanFiction, I was honestly surprised to be supported. I thought I'd be ridiculed and made fun of and I had prepared for that. But luckily, my friends and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 11
    I like to write stories...well sometimes when I feel like it. I like to write stories and draw and at times I express how I feel because sometimes I attend to hold in my feelings...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 11
    is it possible to fall for someone online? many says, I love you or I have fallen for you after quite some time talking online but.. is it really possible to fall for someone whom...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Apr 11
    I suppose this is where I can speak freely, not revealing my identity. Honestly, writing about my life, a stupid, sob story, I feel skeptical about it. Not knowing if anyone cares...
    Aselfconsciousturtle Aselfconsciousturtle
    13-15, F
    Apr 10
    I see many good friends here already saying goodbye to EP in different ways. Some of them share songs about what EP means to them, others write letters to the good friends they...
    Cierzo Cierzo
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Apr 10
    Growing up, I read many fairytales. That may be the reason I believe in magic and happy endings and fate. But it fueled my imagination and inspired me to write. I started out...
    Smileydork Smileydork
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Apr 9
    I love to write dirty nasty stories, message me and let me know what you enjoy. No poop, children, animals or blood.
    Pmacphoto Pmacphoto
    70+, M
    Apr 9
    I'm a newie to this and honestly wasnt sure which group to write in....I supposed this was best as it is abit of everything...all random thoughts and feelings in my head. Dont even...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 7
    Just so you know, my entire education was done in French. Yeah, we used Spanish at home because that was my parents' rule, but otherwise, it was all written in French at school...
    EarlPhantomhive EarlPhantomhive
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 7
    I am attracted to the idea of vampires and werewolves. So writing about them is the next thing for me. By the way does know a way to get my ideas shown to others?
    geminigirl54 geminigirl54
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 6
    Okay. Ending of the story. After kidnapping Leah and tortuirng her. Gal brings both Leah and Rick into the school's court yard where he would leave them there to die. He stabbed...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee
    70+, F
    2 Responses Apr 6
    Part: Unknown. Rick: Leah are you up? Get up please, I have him distracted I need you to wake up please! Rick tries to open Leah's eyes, he pulls down her chin to open her...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee
    70+, F
    2 Responses Apr 6
    Well... After being here on EP for years and years... I think I'm drifting away from the internet in general and going back to the real world... A person can only live in a...
    MeowBird MeowBird
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 6
    I began writing with the intent to develop it as an art form sometime around 2011. Reading has helped the process a great deal: literature, generally about 3-4 books a month, and...
    hartfire hartfire
    56-60, F
    Apr 6
    Opening sequence to: DARK VOYAGE CHAPTER ONE SEPTEMBER NORTH SEA 'The wonder is always new that any sane man can be a sailor' Ralph Waldo Emerson “That looks ugly...
    helensusanswift helensusanswift
    18-21, F
    Apr 6
    I enjoy writing about anything, I especially love writing very erotic stories. By request only, very private stories just for you.
    Pmacphoto Pmacphoto
    70+, M
    Apr 6
    Leah wakes up slowly and feels her hands are burning. She tries to pull out from the lunch table but her hands are tied to them. Gal: Oh, you're finally up.. (Gal puts down the...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee
    70+, F
    3 Responses Apr 6
    I've been suffering from writer's block for a while, but recently found my muse. this sentence of my newest story gave even me the chills ^^ 'he said he didn't want me, but now...
    Barbee95 Barbee95
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 5
    I wish that there were more time for the two of us If we were to rewrite our story from the beginning I would have put you first- because chapter 3 only meant hurt If we were to...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 4
    I just want you to be there when I get home.
    honestlyanonymouslyme honestlyanonymouslyme
    22-25, F
    Apr 4
    A bucket list of 100 things i want to do and see a must in my lifetime 1. Travel all over the world and experience all culture get in the heart of the country. 2. Swimming...
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    Apr 4
    When I was a boy we would hike up to small spring in the mountains outside of town. It was a couple of hours hike from the road and in summer we usually just shorts and tees. It...
    Bobbie1952 Bobbie1952
    61-65, M
    1 Response Apr 4
    'Like' is just an understatement. The right word is 'love.' I love writing. It makes my heart leap out of my chest. It's my way to shut out the world and create my own. It prevents...
    ThisDame ThisDame
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 4
    Leah wakes up to her eyes burning from the bright lights on the roof. Sweating and barely awake, she tries to break free her hands from the chair. She hears a voice in the...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee
    70+, F
    2 Responses Apr 3
    Thank you EP EP was always there when i was sick or had an accident and out of bound so couldn’t get out or go anywhere so EP helped me be useful sharing stories helping others...
    LittleMilwee LittleMilwee
    22-25, F
    Apr 3
    You pretend I was the only one, well you're not my first 
You look me in the eyes and tell me that doesn't hurt 
You and I lived in the moment but the past took our present...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee
    70+, F
    1 Response Apr 1
    I write. Books. Stories on my feelings. Ask to read if you want.
    LoneWolfLogan LoneWolfLogan
    13-15, M
    Apr 1
    I have lots of stories to tell and I would love to get stories too WARNING : my stories have lots of taboo and age gap details recommended for : guys and girls who like anything...
    SirPicsAlot SirPicsAlot
    18-21, M
    Mar 31
    This is my favorite japanese short film.i'm gonna tell you this story(it took for an hour to write this hahaha) If you have little time,stay here and keep reading to the last...
    genjiipiexx genjiipiexx
    31-35, F
    Mar 31
    This is my favorite japanese short film.i'm gonna tell you this story(it took for an hour to write this hahaha) If you have little time,stay here and keep reading to the last...
    genjiipiexx genjiipiexx
    31-35, F
    Mar 31
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