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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I write short stories all the time and not just on my own but with friends and my bf. but I tend to write them in the format of a movie script. It's just what I am used too as I...
    Dreamprojector Dreamprojector 18-21, F Aug 7

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    I write short stories like mad I also write fanfictions I am currently working on a Blackheart love story (you know Blackheart from the movie Ghost Rider yeah that one)
    HeatherNightmare HeatherNightmare 16-17, F 19 hrs ago

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    I write erotic stories ;) lesbian, gay, and straight anyone want one?
    dragon8877 dragon8877 18-21 2 Responses Jul 27

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    I'm feeling gross today, so I'm going to write a gross story about a gross guy I met, because it's like, eeewww, and funny, and sad at the same time that someone can be that gross...
    LivvieDestroyerofSocks LivvieDestroyerofSocks 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 7

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    It was just another visit to the grocery store.As I turned from aisle one into aisle two what a saw was a vision from heaven.Tall with a golden tan,mature mid forties.Long brunette...
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 6

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    In 1997 I injured my knee at work and dragged my left leg around for 6 months before finding out I would require surgery. I was out of work for 6 months with physical therapy and...
    puddetat puddetat 61-65, F 2 Responses Aug 2

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    Writing erotic stories, anyone want one? Writing lesbian, gay, bi, and straight erotica.
    dragon8877 dragon8877 18-21 1 Response Jul 26

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    one day misty having a slumber party with may, dawn, iris, and Serena. they were talking about wedgie stories and past experiances. little did they know brock, ash, clemont, tracy...
    brianwedgiegiveir123 brianwedgiegiveir123 16-17 Aug 13

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    Working on a collection of shorts about completely random people going about their random lives. Some things are dramatic and intense, other things are sweet, others are sad...
    HorizonHeart HorizonHeart 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Writing erotica and would love for people to give me their opinions on it :) I write gay, lesbian, and straight :D
    dragon8877 dragon8877 18-21 4 Responses Aug 9

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    Women are like iPhones! You have to touch them all over before they respond.....Men are like Blackberry! Rub one ball and everything moves! Achievement seems to be connected with...
    thetheonly thetheonly 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    What's your funniest story c:
    Maddog198 Maddog198 16-17, M Jul 26

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    I was working in a newly built store in 1996 and they were just coming out with the new hi tech self flushing toilets. You know how they work- they FLUSH by movement. They do have...
    puddetat puddetat 61-65, F 2 Responses Aug 8

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    The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.” Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The...
    lloyds123 lloyds123 46-50, M a week ago

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    There was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream, she woke up scared and cried. Her husband comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied: “I had a dream that a very...
    lloyds123 lloyds123 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    Loving you never hurt so much, It's almost like a punch in the gut, When I'm not with you. I can tell you're out of touch, By the way you blush, When you're confused. Our...
    ILuvMusic229 ILuvMusic229 13-15, F Jul 22

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    Erotic ones that is. Message me if you want to read one ;)
    dragon8877 dragon8877 18-21 2 Responses Jul 23

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    Short story rant time!!!! Here goes!! I wake up on the morning to the sound of waves. For a minute I forget about last night, and then it hits me. All these memories come...
    RiverRachel RiverRachel 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    All of my relatives, except for maybe a few remaining first and second cousins, have either moved away or died. The ones that moves away I'm not close with, so I couldn't ask to...
    RiverRachel RiverRachel 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 30

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    The man with the high powered rifle 3 He woke up in the dark.. He tried to feel around for something to help him figure out where he was when a thought came into his head that he...
    hellhound44 hellhound44 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 31

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    Somehow I am losing interest in posting anything here.
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 3 Responses Aug 3

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    Mostly erotica :) I wrote straight, lesbian, gay, and bi XD
    dragon8877 dragon8877 18-21 4 Responses Aug 8

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    I think the bonding between a brother and a sister is eternal.Tomorrow is raksha bandhan when sisters will tie a rakhi around the brother's wrist and he will pledge to protect her...
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F Aug 9

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    Mostly erotica, lesbian, straight, and gay
    dragon8877 dragon8877 18-21 1 Response Aug 11

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    I'm brainstorming some ideas for a new story. Not ready to share them but let's just say it's gunna start sweetly PG13 and end rated M or R. Lol
    CookE114 CookE114 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    Actually erotica :P based off of gay, lesbian, and straight, though right now i need some advice for the hardcore erotica I'm writing, like ideas.
    dragon8877 dragon8877 18-21 a week ago

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    I read the stories of individuals before I respond or message them, the sad thing is few if any of their stories are valid. When you reach out to the writer of the story, they have...
    starroamer starroamer 22-25, M Jul 28

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    cookiekong cookiekong 31-35, F Jul 27

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    -- Love Formula --**************************************************More About Lanshowcase:Master Blog: lanshowcase.blog.com (Pls refresh browser if fail to open)Standby Blog...
    cookiekong cookiekong 31-35, F 1 Response Jul 30

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    I write filthy stories for dirty girls, you just tell me what you need, and I'll write one just for you...wink
    Djanarchy Djanarchy 46-50, M 4 Responses Aug 9

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    -- Umbrella ? Ganoderma ? --A hot summer , A man in Sichuan, China held i special umberlla to prevent the strong sun when he walked back home , a lot of peoples on the road were...
    cookiekong cookiekong 31-35, F 5 days ago

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    I say this because there are so many things I wish I could've either done or taken back. But Now I'm stuck trying to fight the urge to off myself out of sheer angst. What I'd do...
    obea13 obea13 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 10

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    I love to write. God, I do. As a child I used to write all the time. However, I've never been able to finish a story. I started, I got excited, told everyone and then hated every...
    agustinae agustinae 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 28

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