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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    Lol me and my mom watched the lifetime movie "Sugar Daddies" and now we can't stop using our code phrase "hooking and crooking" lmao. And for men we say "slanging and banging" lol...
    TheTruth94 TheTruth94 18-21, M Apr 4

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    I looked over my data from the past and noted that I have never written EP stories in the Spring time. At this time things are going well. I have much to do and I am proud of...
    tryingagainII tryingagainII 56-60, M Mar 31

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    I write mostly horror and dark fantasy stories. :)
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 31

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    PLEASE DON'T DO THIS A friend of mine was hospitalised for a knee injury some years ago. we visited him and we had some vodka with us. we injected some vodka in his drip. I haven't...
    Hardielam Hardielam 56-60, M 2 Responses Apr 2

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    The horror of...Life: The biggest scariest thing about life is... Growing up.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 1

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    You never know who is in the car next to you. Sometimes you can try to guess their lifestyle choices, like are they married? Do they have children? What's their job? You can...
    TheBellaBubbles TheBellaBubbles 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    "Hey mom! Who was that little girl I used to play with?" Tim had been thinking about the little girl who used to live in his neighborhood all morning. In school they had been asked...
    TheBellaBubbles TheBellaBubbles 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    The worse betrayal.. ( man with the high powered rifle) Chapter 1 the start I got up I looked at the clock it was 6:00 am I had to be in school soon... I got up and decided to...
    Hellfire66 Hellfire66 18-21, M Apr 14

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    One of the main reasons I took to writing Is because of an old Friend new guy..poor little buddy lives a bad life..
    Hellfire66 Hellfire66 18-21, M Apr 15

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    This just came straight from my mind, so if it's not good, I'm sorry for wasting your time. Anyhow, it's called "Burnt" It all started by simple curiosity, a flicker of...
    Knixveus5 Knixveus5 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    You know pop rockets right? You see me and my friends were pretending they were drugs. Somehow one of my friends accidentally snorted the pop rockets. I laughed at his pain and...
    nuwandaisaphony nuwandaisaphony 16-17, F Mar 26

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    OneClassyLady OneClassyLady 70+, F 2 Responses Mar 27

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    Never looked Better. At the funeral of a family friend,I was chatting to June,an elderly lady I hadn't seen since I was a teenager.I was...
    teachocolate teachocolate 41-45, F 9 Responses Mar 29

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    A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband's best friend. They spend a blissful afternoon together. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it's the...
    CalledByTheVoid CalledByTheVoid 46-50, M 7 Responses Apr 8

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    A washed up actor hasn't gotten a job in years. He has lost his ability to remember lines. But after looking for work for a very long time, finally he gets the lead role in a...
    Blanche08 Blanche08 31-35, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    He opened the ring box, it was black velvet on the outside, and had a silky white cloth on the inside. The ring was gold, not silver. It matched her perfect amber eyes, that seemed...
    TheBellaBubbles TheBellaBubbles 18-21, F Mar 29

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    but only like the real ones . scenarios that are so realistic that it peaks your paranoia
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 18-21, F Mar 31

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    The Day New York Lost Taste Ever since I was a little boy, I'd always fantasized about eating another person. It was a secret I'd never told anyone, for fear of what they would do...
    TheBellaBubbles TheBellaBubbles 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 1

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    I'm actually writing one about this girl who attends at a school that haunted. And she soon encounter a ghost that goes on a massacre to kill every bully at her school. This girl...
    gorgeusgirlSky3 gorgeusgirlSky3 13-15 Apr 1

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    Another douche comes out of his bag. True story Ex: Guess what. You didn't seriously talk to me about that once. The entirety of our relationship was lonely for me. You are not my...
    TheBellaBubbles TheBellaBubbles 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 1

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    You all pass me by, and never look back
    Casualdeviant02 Casualdeviant02 18-21, T 1 Response Apr 14

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    Chapter 2 The rest of the day went on.. Intill a guy that insists on bullying me saw my eyes glowing.. He asked me what was with my eyes but I told him I have special contacts...
    Hellfire66 Hellfire66 18-21, M a week ago

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    Another night, another town, another job. This one is the same routine, another phone call from a restricted number, plane ticket waiting for me at the transit hub, my gear mailed...
    Edg3Runn3r Edg3Runn3r 26-30, M 4 days ago

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    He slowly reaches over for her. Her soft warm body no where to be found. He turns over shaking the sleep from his head, his eyes straining to see and realizes she is gone! He...
    Durango42 Durango42 56-60, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Hello Go away U still here Good bye
    gabby121212 gabby121212 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    Once long ago lived a pizza king. He ate all pizzas and left none for the kids The kids where mad They made cakes and ate them all The king was mad so all the kids where sent to...
    gabby121212 gabby121212 13-15, F 2 days ago

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    Since I was very young I have always liked to write. I used to write short stories but now I write poetry and about my life experiences and short paragraphs using prompts from a...
    LinkinParkMuse LinkinParkMuse 26-30, F Mar 26

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    Alright, who doesn’t want comments? I write these stories because I want people to read them. But I also want to hear from the people who read them. Doesn’t everyone want that...
    FruitSlice FruitSlice 41-45, M 2 Responses Mar 27

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    if you want to write legit stories and have them reviewed by everyday people get wattpad. you can write your own stories as well as read other people's.I am working on my first...
    thatgirlfromtx thatgirlfromtx 13-15, F 5 Responses Apr 1

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    I love funny stories or watching vines about animals mostly cats. Cats are hilarious sometimes. What are some of your animal stories?
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    Let me start off by saying 3 things: 1.) I'm real and all my pics on here are real 2.) YES my lips are naturally full AND real! I ain't got no money for fillers anyway! (Same with...
    SeanaO SeanaO 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 3

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    The real letter to my biological father, that I can't ever write .. Dear dad, I have gotten your letters. You ask why I don't write you often and how is life going here. I get that...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 5

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    This true story is an example for those people who think they have a very complicated life. This story happened to me last year by the height of summer.The relationship between me...
    DarkSpirit95 DarkSpirit95 16-17, M Apr 7

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    "We all try to account for our lives somehow. What are the chances that two raindrops, flung from the heavens, will merge on a windowpane? Robert Brault. Bad things happen to bad...
    Blondiex15 Blondiex15 36-40, F 21 Responses Apr 12

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    I love to read stories on EP. I like to imagine people behind them and also their feelings. Some people take advantage of this space to unleash their imagination, some other feel...
    Galpi Galpi 36-40, M Apr 8

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    We were going on a spontaneous road trip to the different cities of Mindanao and coincidentally, fate led us to the city of a friend from college. It was her birthday and she...
    abcdefghisabelmnopqrst abcdefghisabelmnopqrst 26-30, F 2 Responses Apr 12

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