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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    Love to hear some naughty real life experiences, or maybe we could make up our own girls ;) message me
    thejones1990 thejones1990 36-40, M 2 hrs ago

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    The Touch Where the tears fall and the darkness is within The sadness brings to bear the emotions of things The numbing isolation that lack of touch brings The incomparable...
    AmazingPoet AmazingPoet 41-45, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    The rain fell hard that day as he stood outside. The rain drops seemed to anticipate things to come. Slowly speeding up in their own way. The decisions that fell writhing in...
    AmazingPoet AmazingPoet 41-45, M 8 hrs ago

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    Dark clouds in the sky, snow covers the groundIt's winter time here, and there's critters aroundI look at the squirrels, the many birds tooI watch and I wonder, about the things...
    Abyssfull Abyssfull 51-55, M 10 hrs ago

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    They tore out the rails, the ties and the spikes Now it's a trail, where people ride bikes Those tracks through the woods, where we used to play Those trains that rolled by there...
    Abyssfull Abyssfull 51-55, M 10 hrs ago

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    There was a young divine who saw the sanctity of her body. She saw the evilness society was falling into and promised to be a better woman. One day she met a man. Their...
    ParkertheBear ParkertheBear 16-17, F 1 day ago

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    Down the barrel: Looking down the barrel, he sees his life fade away Looking down the barrel, he wonders if he can last another day Looking down the barrel, thinking what he's...
    mattywheels25 mattywheels25 31-35, M 1 day ago

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    "Just think," he said, holding the freshly sharpend blade to her neck, "those were your final hours, are you proud?" She didn't answer. Beads of sweat ran down her face and neck...
    Doctorwhodat Doctorwhodat 16-17, F 2 days ago

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    Most of my life stories start out as dreams and then I'll make tweaks to them. It feels better to write about something I dreamt up. It's weird, but nice.
    beamystery beamystery 13-15, F 6 days ago

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    A new addition to my long list of stories that I am writing. :) Unrequited Love:The Statue of Longing: An Angel love story. :) :Chapter 1: “Hello, my name is Abel. I work...
    SnowVixen SnowVixen 22-25, F a week ago

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    Well, where to start. I went out to eat with some friends yesterday. Our one friend works at a Thai restaurant, so we went there. It was alright..... Just the people I went with...
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F Jan 31

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    FEAR OF THE DARK when I was five years old my memories, how they are cold winter trips to the park lying in bed, scared of the dark when I was ten years old I needed someone I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jan 29

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    Hey guys! I'm taking requests for short to medium length fiction stories. I'm particularly good at writing short, dark psych thrillers.
    Grimthorn Grimthorn 18-21, M Jan 28

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    I was driving home today, and everything's the same mundane, usual stuffs I'd encounter hundreds of times before; driving alone, traffic's bad (it wasn't this bad in December when...
    bellabong bellabong 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 28

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    Online I'll write detailed paragraphs, but in real life it's the opposite. I'll talk as less as possible, even if I try to talk more I just can't. It's mainly because of my social...
    SadlySafe SadlySafe 13-15, F Jan 27

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    My stories are based on my experiences whether I start out that way or not. Here is a story I wrote with all intents of it being a childrens short story. Instead its my story and...
    prism9 prism9 56-60, F Jan 26

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    Me- if you have any part in killing her. You better understand how far I will go. Because I've already come a very long way. You- am I to fear you? Me- you've heard the stories...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee 70+, F 1 Response Jan 25

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    Okay this one time I was play volleyball in the back yard with my sister and we had this new dog, he was just a pup so he liked to dig holes. so my sister hit the ball really high...
    CGA09 CGA09 16-17, F Jan 25

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    *Looks at last post to remember what was said last* Aha! My friend had a birthday party yesterday, and it was really nice, but my other friend was having our Modernist Society...
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F Jan 25

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    I'm looking forward to how it develops. I know I'll miss some things that became familiar over the 20+ years. Coparenting, child support are givens and not expected to be...
    grower629 grower629 51-55, M 2 Responses Jan 25

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    Mini-Story 3 (Part 1) Gray pastures...the once green grass, has, over an unknown amount of time, died. Ashen trees, with not a leaf in sight to adorn their branches. Perhaps they...
    angelafireheart angelafireheart 26-30, F Jan 25

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    I write a lot more **** than short stories. All of them are fun.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Jan 25

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    Life can seem very mundane but a wittiness can alleviate the monotony we experience in existence. I have several friends at home who are excellent at doing this and I'm meeting...
    Ducostrinity Ducostrinity 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 25

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    My goal is to publish exactly 500 of them.
    savoy2 savoy2 46-50, M Jan 24

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    It's quite interesting the response you get from people when you tell them that you write and you write ero fantasy and fiction (as wells as poetry and short stories). The...
    SapioT SapioT 41-45, M 2 Responses Jan 24

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    You- get up please Me- what? You- wake up you have to wake up quick Me- where is mum and dad? You- they're coming home, hurry clean up Me- why are you helping me? You...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee 70+, F Jan 23

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    Seeing as I skipped yesterday's entry, it's safe to say that I'm a commitmentphobe. I went out drinking with some friends who said it was going to be girls' night out only for two...
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 23

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    gosh.. you're too young for that bs.. I ran through the ran.. I jumped over the snow.. it all belongs to books.. I ducked and rain fell from my nose.. I dried my eyes and you...
    PastelLime PastelLime 31-35 2 Responses Jan 23

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    Me- wake up damn it! You- it hurts Me- he's coming and we have no time to run You- how far? Me- he's coming from the west You- run, go now! Me- have you gone mad! You- I think I...
    LeahLovee LeahLovee 70+, F 2 Responses Jan 22

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    It’s just that… I wasn’t happyI’m an entrepreneur a startup company founder and a CEO a city manager and a senior relationship manager Big words. Big...
    bash19899 bash19899 26-30, M Jan 21

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    Psychic Friendship-Chapter 3 🌟Chapter 3: Mysterious Call🌟 ~My name is Ryukeiaka Jakk Kalihari. I am a seventeen-year-old Japanese boy, and I am a psychic. Telling my...
    angelafireheart angelafireheart 26-30, F Jan 21

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    I write short stories and then once I have written enough shot stories I would start writing a series.
    wolfgirl177 wolfgirl177 16-17, F Jan 21

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    I'm feeling really dull at the moment. I declined socialising with my friends tonight when I'm sure it would've been fun. Didn't leave my flat at all today, actually. It's amazing...
    WingsofTime WingsofTime 22-25, F Jan 20

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    A man was driving along the motorway when he saw two penguins standing in the hard shoulder. They looked lost, so he picked them up and put them in the back seat of his car. He...
    fairone fairone 46-50, F 9 Responses Jan 19

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    My Greatest Inspiration Over the years I've had many experiences that have inspired me to be true to myself.   So far, my greatest inspiration has been a young man I met about...
    vector8 vector8 46-50, F Jan 18

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