I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445
    26-30, M
    Jun 23, 2011


    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton
    41-45, M
    4 Responses May 15, 2009

    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton
    41-45, M
    4 Responses May 13, 2009

    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 23, 2009

    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    41-45, M
    1 Response Oct 5, 2009
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