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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    Hi. I'm Mayna8. I'm 13 years old and I have a story about my life and how it isn't fair to me most of the time. Well that's how I feel. My mother was never married to my father...
    mayna8 mayna8 13-15, F 12 mins ago

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    Some are thoughts, most are memories, sometimes anonymously venting.. Hemingway believed that happiness is rare for intelligent people.. and i think i agree with him.. there are...
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 12 mins ago

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    Actually, I am in the process of writing two short stories. The first one is based on my experience in the United States Navy. The second is based on my conversations I had with...
    Solitaireman Solitaireman 51-55, M 1 day ago

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    i have started to write stories a lot, mainly for girls but still. my friends like them and several adults like them. most say that i have a gift. do you think so?
    christophzzzs christophzzzs 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    Everyone loves short stories right? They're quick to read and often contains more information than regular ones in my opinion at least. As I don't use english as my first language...
    Ennah Ennah 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I was just looking at some of the profiles and I see so many wonderful people and dreams here. It makes me think about all the different occupations people across the globe have...
    Traceavery Traceavery 61-65, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    If you could give this a read, I would be very thankful. It's due to be finished in the next few months. http://w.tt/1NllMWr
    xTheWolfWithinx xTheWolfWithinx 13-15, M 6 days ago

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    Not intended to be good. Just unloading some gloominess. I wrote this recently. It's long and I don't expect anyone to actually read it. Upon waking in the morning, there is a...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I love to write, but you would never know it by my profile because I hardly ever post them on my own id. I love writing in my journals about my feelings and how the days effect...
    1CreativeVirtuosa 1CreativeVirtuosa 41-45, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    The Savior of Two, Lincu --------------------------------------- Lincu hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it as if it were a rabid canine trying to bite...
    TheClassicFox TheClassicFox 13-15 a week ago

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    Spajn's Sacrifice For Huicy -------------------------------------------- What was it that brought them together, to be united in this perfect love? It started on that day, when...
    TheClassicFox TheClassicFox 13-15 Jun 24

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    Scarlet and Jake Romance - Full ------------------------------------------------ Jake, an incorrigible young man in his best years, stood alone on the beach, gazing over the royal...
    TheClassicFox TheClassicFox 13-15 Jun 24

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    The boy sat, doubled over in pain, on his hands and knees, clutching at the forest floor as if he were holding onto a lifeline. Pools of silver moonlight surrounded him, gathering...
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 24

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    I look back, and my past seems to be the fantasy of long forgotten dreams – the people in it, unlikely to be real, at times, it breaks my heart to know they're still there. How I...
    Fable Fable 22-25, F Jun 23

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    I am viewing a page that shares hilarious pictures of pranks others did. I am not sharing the page link because it is flooded with ads.In this one, the door stopper on the wall has...
    loveismyfriend loveismyfriend 36-40, F Jun 22

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    the old man shuffled down the street. a perpetual frown cut deep lines in his face. people moved aside as he passed. the old man made people nervous, always angry and cold. he...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 2 Responses Jun 22

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    I wrote this song for a very special friend of mine. I still haven't finished it, but some how it seems complete. I play this song all the time with my guitar and it sounds pretty...
    ZosoJimmyPage ZosoJimmyPage 18-21, F Jun 22

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    King Stephen was at Lincoln Castle . His enemies surrounded him . The Empress Maude was becoming a threat. She had claimed the thrown . A civil war had divided the English Kingdom...
    Homejames Homejames 51-55, M 1 Response Jun 22

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    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

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    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

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    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

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    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 Jun 22

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    Misguided Quest Who would've thought I could change the world? What about the parrot? Yes, I admit it-the world we now live in is my fault...though the parrot isn't without blame...
    zydeko zydeko 18-21 1 Response Jun 22

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    I like to write stories I don't know how good I am at it but I enjoy doing it it's one of the things I do when im bored 4 when I have surgery this month I will sit in bed why I am...
    me0883 me0883 22-25, M Jun 21

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    Am I the only one who writes better stories when have a lot of feelings usually sadness? Btw I would be glad if u check up my stories and novels on Wattpad if ur interest ask me...
    Romitri657 Romitri657 13-15, F Jun 21

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    Trounyan. Jenny's Bali holiday was drawing to a close,it had been a good but lonely time,the people were very friendly but she had had to ward off those who tried to con money out...
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 5 Responses Jun 21

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    Is that you Ellen ? I am of course asking you a favor right away. Above you being a celebrity , you are the most likable, loveable person I know , which is strange because you don...
    MsOracle MsOracle 66-70, F 3 Responses Jun 20

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    the toddler made his way to the edge of the ocean. crawling in delight, he perched uppon a large rock. with a delighted laugh he turned his bright eyes to the rising sun behind...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 3 Responses Jun 19

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    I'm gonna be honest, this is the hardest it's ever gotten! I thought I got everything I wanted but **** i had nothin! I'm tranna figure out how this actually came to be! I'm as...
    saeedalu saeedalu 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 19

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    Why? I don't know. I just like the flow free feeling in my mind, that what springs forth from my mind can then flow from my fingertips into a medium of some sort. The thoughts have...
    oibrulee oibrulee 22-25, M Jun 19

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    P.G. rated (for those to whom this is important:) True tale from my younger years! My cousin was going to be joining the military so we went out for one last night before she...
    Ravenwind43 Ravenwind43 41-45, F 1 Response Jun 18

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    imprisoned with the motions of her mundane existence plummeting into endless turmoil masking her true desire a shell a drone numb outside while her soul screams with undeniable...
    quietgirl36 quietgirl36 36-40, F 2 Responses Jun 18

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    topic? my husband is a sociopath www.myhusbandisasociopath.wordpress.com
    myhusbandisasociopath myhusbandisasociopath 26-30, F Jun 18

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    (This is a scene from the sci fi horror book I'm making. please tell me what you think so I can improve on it. This is part One of the scene.) The SinnerHood Chronicles - Farmer's...
    JamesAlcock JamesAlcock 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 18

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    A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid...
    Shivang05 Shivang05 22-25, M Jun 17

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    BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for...
    Shivang05 Shivang05 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 16