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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    FUNNY BITS... So yesterday I went to the Post office to send a letter to a friend of mine, and told the man a the counter, whilst pointing at the collection of stamps under the...
    TNTandCHOCOLATE TNTandCHOCOLATE 31-35 1 Response Nov 11

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    I write dark stories, do I? Another group I don't remember joining... Meh, I guess the mini fantasy worlds and stories I make up in my head when I'm daydreaming can get pretty dark...
    Kyprioi Kyprioi 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 7

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    I'll post my lyrics, poetry, and stories on here. id like some feedback. :)
    JMGEARTHTHINKER JMGEARTHTHINKER 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 27

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    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better...
    TheMightyAphrodite TheMightyAphrodite 41-45, F 10 Responses Nov 13

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    Send me a message if you want to hear some of them.
    TheSensi7 TheSensi7 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    Whizbang the magnificent, he had added 'the magnificent' himself, had finally done it. After years of searching and studying he had discovered a spell that would transform him into...
    TexasGrandpa TexasGrandpa 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 7

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    In the beginning, there was a middle. The End.
    Tasha15Girl Tasha15Girl 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 11

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    It is George! Ever since he could remember George felt there must be something wrong with him.He was always excluded out of all family celebrations and get together,sent to the...
    berangere berangere 66-70, F 3 Responses Nov 15

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    I write short stories or rather used to write them. I haven't got much time now. But I hope someday I would start to write again. They are mostly stories for children and sometimes...
    sagard1994 sagard1994 18-21, M Nov 8

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    It would be one of my lifetime dreams come true.I love to write and would love to finish any of the books I have started.I even have a huge saga in my head allowing me to write...
    4biandu 4biandu 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 5

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    I'm a stay-at-home mom and contrary to what some might think it is not a life on leisure! Nevertheless I still have time to write but the unfortunate thing is that when I do have...
    lauren71 lauren71 41-45, F Nov 13

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    I mostly write horror stories, I love writing. It's a great escape from things happening in the real world.
    PieBombs PieBombs 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 7

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    I have so many ideas but im too lazy to put it into words. But i already have all this plots & i write short stories so i wish one day i could rly publish a book abt my life
    flamedoll flamedoll 16-17, F 6 days ago

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    I think I should write a book about my crazy life... But I don't know how to start... I would hope to gain some sort of inner peace rather than sell it...
    estellerosen estellerosen 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 9

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    Simplicity, is my goal in my life... I am learning to declutter every aspects of it. Tie up loose ends, end things that are no longer working or productive to my growth. ( every...
    holgado holgado 31-35, F 3 Responses 3 hrs ago

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    Breaking My Bad: -------------------------------- A world of hurt surrounds me, but I no longer feel its pain, my words in composition struggle to feed my brain. Why is it I...
    EnternalSoul EnternalSoul 46-50, M 10 hrs ago

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    and my blog! I am honest to a fault in my stories and blog, and I never delete them. I just spent part of my morning rereading my EP stories. I laughed at some, I rolled my eyes...
    SpilledSecrets SpilledSecrets 22-25, F Oct 25

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    I really hope that my brother will never see this, you see he doesn't quite think I can do it. I'm studying science though I hate. My parent's aren't making me but it's how our...
    meryemJo meryemJo 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 12

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    I'm 21 and I agree with those who have told me that I'm immature. Reading stories on EP make me realize that even though my life is difficult I have it better (and worse) than...
    In100years In100years 18-21 2 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    He had the gun to his head, as he did every night, of everyday. He had the metallic taste of metal invading his mouth as he brought the gun to his mouth. His teeth clenching...
    piercethetaco000 piercethetaco000 13-15, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    The Woman In White [PAGE ONE] It's cold...the cold seeps into the openings left uncovered by the Mir thin pallet bestowed upon me. This winter that is the cold is yet to much for...
    Cooper802 Cooper802 13-15, M 1 hr ago

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    I find it fun to create new stories on EP. It is challenging and allows me to be creative with my writing. It is a good thing to create stories for others to read. It allows them...
    Peter123 Peter123 41-45, M 1 Response 8 hrs ago

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    My heart aches as I think of him My cheeks are wet with tears as I say his name He sewed me back together, limb to limb Love is a very cruel and unjust game Life took him from...
    BeYou321 BeYou321 13-15, F 2 hrs ago

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    Fear of life We are a living part of creation empowered by spirit. Inside each living creature lives a soul. It pushes us drives us affects us in every possible way. Every faith...
    anamikanta anamikanta 31-35 Nov 9

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    I could spend an hour detailing how I felt hurt and she would sit there, cold as ice. When it was her turn to speak, she tore down every word that came out of my mouth until I had...
    ISellCrackForTheCIA ISellCrackForTheCIA 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    I am standing at a crossroads. Trying to decide what the next step should be. I'd like to make a change in my life. In fact, the burning desire for change is fueling my every...
    meowmermaid meowmermaid 36-40, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    I have awaken again and just like before, My thoughts have centered on you. Just like yesterday which has faded away My thoughts begin each day anew. I not only begin each day...
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I write much more than I speak. When I write stories, I'm in control and it makes me feel good knowing that I can control the story. Although most of my stories are about finding...
    Snowboy6421 Snowboy6421 13-15, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    This was in response of my friend telling me a story about his bother being a fruit tree as he is a seed off one of her branches, growing and developing. I too have stories like...
    purplehorizons665 purplehorizons665 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Some products with some funny names to say the least hope they bring smile or a laugh.Sure to give some a RISE in the morning. Below the ideal milk to go with themWould you really...
    LeggyLady LeggyLady 22-25 4 Responses 17 hrs ago

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    Not really funny but...strange...
    cheleshere cheleshere 66-70, F 2 Responses 15 hrs ago

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    Funny sayings - My Wallet My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry..
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 2 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    I love writing stories mostly gay stories though I always have my character in it and the guy he fears falls in love with him I like it cause it's kind of how I connect to life as...
    SkrixProx SkrixProx 16-17, T 1 Response Oct 26

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    So Completely Hearts interlocking While fingers cannot One lost soul's beacon Calling another home Hoping turns to wanting and wanting to believing Slowly Begrudgingly Believing...
    MFBG MFBG 61-65, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    My life is like a book with few torn pages
    tan54321 tan54321 31-35, F 10 hrs ago

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    I realised its a passing grace, borrowed time in a creative place. Held so dear this precious time, do it now whilst in your prime. Don't wait too long for sand to fall, the...
    deltaqu deltaqu 31-35, M 6 hrs ago

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    I just wonder what she's thinking.. Does she really care about my husband as a friend or something more? I will never know. She loves to talk about herself with him, that's how she...
    Nannyxd Nannyxd 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    What I was thinking today is how them people are cutting up about the M.Brown case come on I no a life was lost but its cops killing people for nothing and it happed in some of our...
    marvel901jones marvel901jones 41-45, M 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    I finally found him. A boy I could like. He was smart, sensitive, and quirky. He understood me in a way I started to think was impossible for someone else to understand. Time...
    kisstherainn kisstherainn 22-25, F 1 Response Oct 31

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    I started to write a novel I have 17 chapters about 150 typed pages down. that was 4 years ago I keep telling myself I am going to start again but between 2 jobs and kids I never...
    bigbewblovr bigbewblovr 41-45, M 2 Responses Nov 3

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    You know it's kind of ironic one of my biggest passions ever since I was a young child has been writing and yet lately I can barely put a few sentences together without deciding to...
    uniquevision uniquevision 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 3