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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    I write erotic stories ;) lesbian, gay, and straight anyone want one?
    dragon8877 dragon8877 18-21 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    The village stood at the edge of a deep forest. Secluded from the surrounding world Galewood had strong morals, and very little resistance against them. Wearing skirts above the...
    lildragon3333 lildragon3333 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 5

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    Writing erotic stories, anyone want one? Writing lesbian, gay, bi, and straight erotica.
    dragon8877 dragon8877 18-21 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Our life is more like a library book than we know. In a sense we are a living story. But our time is all borrowed. It's like a library book we check it out we read the story and...
    KateTheStraightedge KateTheStraightedge 16-17, F Jul 2

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    The man with the high powered rifle 3 He woke up in the dark.. He tried to feel around for something to help him figure out where he was when a thought came into his head that he...
    hellhound44 hellhound44 18-21, M 2 hrs ago

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    "There are Three Kinds of Lies.. 1. Lies. 2. Damnable Lies. 3. Statistics". "There is One Distinct Criminal Class in America....It's Called Congress". "Always do the Right Thing...
    Davido57 Davido57 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 13

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    Someone once asked, when you have a handful of divorces, sadness, bad thoughts and hatred. And another hand full of joy, friendship, love and kindness. What do you really have...
    HappensForAReason HappensForAReason 13-15, M Jul 13

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    Women are like iPhones! You have to touch them all over before they respond.....Men are like Blackberry! Rub one ball and everything moves! Achievement seems to be connected with...
    thetheonly thetheonly 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 22

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    What's your funniest story c:
    Maddog198 Maddog198 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    One day in the park a guy in wheelchair takes a trip to park at least once a week or at least tries to. The guy was just there sitting in the park and really enjoying the scenic...
    boundbydad boundbydad 16-17, M Jul 12

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    Loving you never hurt so much, It's almost like a punch in the gut, When I'm not with you. I can tell you're out of touch, By the way you blush, When you're confused. Our...
    ILuvMusic229 ILuvMusic229 13-15, F Jul 22

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    Erotic ones that is. Message me if you want to read one ;)
    dragon8877 dragon8877 18-21 4 Responses a week ago

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    Short story rant time!!!! Here goes!! I wake up on the morning to the sound of waves. For a minute I forget about last night, and then it hits me. All these memories come...
    RiverRachel RiverRachel 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    All of my relatives, except for maybe a few remaining first and second cousins, have either moved away or died. The ones that moves away I'm not close with, so I couldn't ask to...
    RiverRachel RiverRachel 13-15, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    I read the stories of individuals before I respond or message them, the sad thing is few if any of their stories are valid. When you reach out to the writer of the story, they have...
    starroamer starroamer 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    -- Lovely Kiss -- **************************************************Other Funny Stories:Bamboo Raft Drift : EP Link**************************************************My...
    cookiekong cookiekong 31-35, F Jul 1

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    Heaven --- Free verse #6 Heaven is a storybook. Each page glinting like magic. The plot, heartwarming. Once it's open, it never stops. In stories, words come to life. The days...
    Raynechan Raynechan 16-17, T 1 Response Jul 7

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    -- The Other Way To Wear Pant --Why make so much ado to wear Pant ? **************************************************More About Lanshowcase:Master Blog: lanshowcase.blog.com (Pls...
    cookiekong cookiekong 31-35, F Jul 18

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    -- Hey, It Dosen't Help --Hey Man, it dosen't help**************************************************More About Lanshowcase:Master Blog: lanshowcase.blog.com (Pls refresh browser if...
    cookiekong cookiekong 31-35, F 3 days ago

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    -- Love Formula --**************************************************More About Lanshowcase:Master Blog: lanshowcase.blog.com (Pls refresh browser if fail to open)Standby Blog...
    cookiekong cookiekong 31-35, F 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    I am willing to help other people write their stories! You need help? Come to me! I love writing.
    captainviviana captainviviana 13-15, F Jul 16

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    I would love to write a story about my whole life so far. Young nd scar-ed. Young nd reckless
    ashley486 ashley486 13-15, F Jul 11

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    I write stories in the format of a script, coz that's what I'm used too. I write in celtx, a wonderful program. I love being creative, I love creating characters out of thin air...
    Dreamprojector Dreamprojector 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    I like to write and read stories. When I write I usually write about my feelings. I was thinking about writing a book. But I don't know how to start off. I always have a idea what...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    FINALLY -- nine months and 540 pages later I am finally finished with the second draft of my sci-fi novel. Now comes the tedious chore, proof reading it all over again. For those...
    EdHuntley EdHuntley 61-65, M 12 hrs ago

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    I like to write, mostly film stories or what people call scripts. Its like the place where I feel myself comfortable... but having trouble with home situations. I studied business...
    alin221 alin221 22-25, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I write them but then I throw them away cause I'm not satisfied with them .
    ilovefood99 ilovefood99 13-15, F 10 hrs ago

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    I believe people people come into our lives for a reason. Sometimes to make us feel better and lift our fallen and battered spirits. To bring and laughter. To make us realize that...
    brokenscarred brokenscarred 36-40, F 4 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Ahhhh, that sweet smell of… rejection. It’s not something I’ve had any personal experience with – yet – but I don’t for a moment suppose I...
    Steffi97 Steffi97 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 10

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    I love to write. God, I do. As a child I used to write all the time. However, I've never been able to finish a story. I started, I got excited, told everyone and then hated every...
    agustinae agustinae 16-17, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    It is another lonely night.In this chaos that i am living i would really hope to have someone who could understand me and help me to move on. I came across with that song from...
    Ralphael Ralphael 18-21, M 35 mins ago

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    Dear __________, I ignored the times you laughed at my tears, And all the lies you've told me over the years. I ignored all your evil, Believing you had nothing to gain. I ignored...
    owlabyss owlabyss 16-17, F Jul 16

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    I've been alone a lot, so I've learned to keep myself entertained. Most of the time I'm alone with my inner dialogue weaving intricate sentences, creating elaborate stories, or...
    HopelessDreamer7 HopelessDreamer7 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    They say "True love never dies". I agree. When I met Michael 41 years ago, he had just been hired as my coworker. He was a pain in the ***. Brash and opinionated, full of...
    angsty angsty 61-65, F 5 Responses Jul 19

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    Simple title for simple thought Every event is a story, if is interesting or not, does not matter. but what is lovely is that they are always happening around us, and they are...
    JosueOA JosueOA 18-21, M Jul 7

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    The Restless Heart of Ones Soul: Trinity Has it been that long since I have set foot upon these great halls of life's chapters? I come not bringing Hope and Faith but thoughts...
    GateKeepersLight9 GateKeepersLight9 26-30, M Jul 19

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    Perhaps we're the people opted to jump first and see how long, how far, how deep this hell is. Maybe we're all in the same hell but different places Or is it that this is...
    MysteriousAddiction MysteriousAddiction 16-17, F 12 hrs ago

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    Kanjoya is using EP to come up with emotionally intelligent chat bots and letting companies use out stories and profiles for marketing. Not to mention the occasional comments for...
    fairytalesandspiderwebs fairytalesandspiderwebs 18-21, F Jul 5

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    To Write Love On Her Arms is an amazing non-profit organization that aims to help many people with self-harm, thoughts of suicide, addiction, and depression. "The vision for...
    PeaceBatman PeaceBatman 22-25, F 6 hrs ago

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    I love to write fiction in my spare time whether it be short stories or long narratives. I'm currently pursuing a career in journalism (broadcasting not writing) which requires...
    JacKovac JacKovac 18-21 1 Response Jul 15

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    Watching the movie on Emperor Akbar's life again fascinated me .
    restored87 restored87 46-50, F 11 hrs ago

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    A familiar rhythm with a twist of blues..a.bitter sweet symphony , like me and you... Take my hand, for more than just this dance , the journey will be worth it, just take the...
    Rhythmnblues9 Rhythmnblues9 26-30, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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