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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    You wish is the same as mine, except that I'm now living it! I moved to Va., Page County, 24 months ago. The mountains are in my back yard. I would love for someone who...
    young63 young63 66-70, M 1 Response 51 mins ago

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    That look deep into your eyes I get lost a moment in paradise Feeling a sense of calm in me My safe haven, where I wanna be The sight of your amazing smile Capsize my universe...
    ChantouKimmy ChantouKimmy 41-45, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    "Smile" The wounds are deep, My heart shattered, My arms open to everyone, And there I bleed, My heart open for takes, And stolen- it breaks. My time given, My time wasted, I'm...
    ItsJustBryce ItsJustBryce 13-15, M 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    Eating ice-cream to tame the sadness a little. The past few months have really been the best of my life after meeting someone on here. The person is really amazing and we like a...
    JuiceBoxRebel JuiceBoxRebel 26-30, M 6 hrs ago

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    I love to write ..I have a lot of time so I write .I can write my feelings better than speak them
    markedfailure markedfailure 16-17, F 2 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Answers me this, my fellow writers.. What do you think, of a fictionalized pirate, reminiscent of Van Hellsing, communicating and befriending angels? Might end up a little...
    RenegadeReaper RenegadeReaper 18-21 2 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    So I guess this is the place to do it.. Dear Me, You had a pretty great family growing up. All close and nice, sure your sister never was the kindest or most affectionate, but...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 3 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    Honestly, I'm not really good at it. I mainly only write when I'm having really strong feelings toward something or someone. It's usually when I'm feeling down and hopeless, and...
    Zoozoo57 Zoozoo57 16-17, F 17 hrs ago

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    My ex husband has been stalking me for 6 years. He pays people to rob me, tamper with my car, put dead birds in my house, follow me, tamper with my medications, try to kill my dog...
    b4Iknewit b4Iknewit 61-65, F 20 hrs ago

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    I'm going to write about my lover when I miss him. It'll help ease the pain I feel since we're so far apart
    ladysapio ladysapio 22-25, F 1 Response 20 hrs ago

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    I found it when my kid farted. I found it funny. I would laugh.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    Into The Clay Caverns We Go Having lived with Jessica Buffington for now about a year,Eldric was getting used to the fact that his newest female friend was into getting...
    BlueJeanedPrincess BlueJeanedPrincess 56-60, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Not sure if any of you will find this helpful, but figured I'd just give a play-by-play on how I am handling the situation with my DUI. Brief overview: I received a DUI in...
    craigp572 craigp572 51-55, M 2 days ago

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    YOUR STORIES (c) 2015 Edward York I always enjoyed when I met with you, You greeted me with a smile. I shook your hand and had a seat, And visited for a while. Your hand I felt...
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    In a cold winter night where all was joy and fed, Mara sat on the bench by the frozen park and sighed. She pondered and wondered, "Where, oh where could my family be?" She cupped...
    YouDontNeedaKnow YouDontNeedaKnow 18-21 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Make me laugh. I'm always laughing
    CrazyMac3 CrazyMac3 13-15, F 3 days ago

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    When I first found the book, I thought it may have just been another library book that I accidentally took with me from school. I've never been so wrong in my entire life. The...
    Hurt329 Hurt329 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Another weekend passed by, so fast. Everyone shares this sentiment, weekends pass by quick. Starting Monday we wait and wait for the elusive weekend, the short spell of peace on...
    bujji14 bujji14 22-25, F 4 days ago

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    Part 3 I keep walking back slowly and I noticed everyone coming towards me now and I said **** it and ran my black *** all the way home. Finally made it home and breathing hard...
    chrislane166 chrislane166 16-17, M 6 days ago

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    On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of...
    jopava jopava 56-60, M 6 days ago

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    The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, walking down Main St., he noticed a female member of his congregation sitting in...
    Blanche08 Blanche08 31-35, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    This story isn't true but funny Tickle pay back for Janet It's a Saturday afternoon . Janet is at her fiancées Steve waiting for him to get ready to leave so they can go to...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F Aug 28

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    I may not write proper experiences on here but I do like writing stories. Wattpad is a great app to read other stories and create your own
    HollywoodKitty23 HollywoodKitty23 13-15, F Aug 27

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    We arrived here a couple days ago after a long day of tiring travel during which nothing highly significant occurred. Yesterday after a restless night of little sleep (hard to get...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F Aug 26

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    A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What...
    BumfuzzledWiddershins BumfuzzledWiddershins 41-45, F 6 Responses Aug 25

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    A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed...
    BumfuzzledWiddershins BumfuzzledWiddershins 41-45, F 8 Responses Aug 25

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    The summer was nearly gone, the day had been humid, but now that evening was settling in, the calm breeze felt welcoming. Beth fidgeted with the lace of her shawl as she waited...
    diamondgirl07 diamondgirl07 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 23

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M 1 Response Aug 22

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M Aug 22

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    How To Turn Six Dollars Into Six Thousand Dollars: I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while back I was browsing through newsgroups just like you are...
    manusundr manusundr 46-50, M Aug 22

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    Part 1 For once the city was dark, and I could see the stars above our heads. We were walking, or trying to, all struggling to stay on the sidewalk. I had my friend on my arm...
    Bikiexd Bikiexd 16-17, F Aug 22

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    Part 2 Knock, knock, knock, I said who could that be we just got here and someone already knocking on the door, my mother answer the door and its this old women and she say...
    chrislane166 chrislane166 16-17, M Aug 22

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    Part 1 Me and my mom are driving on the road and I'm thinking to myself how stupid it was for her to move out in the country, I'm probably gonna be the only black boy in the...
    chrislane166 chrislane166 16-17, M Aug 22

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    My Day Today-The Big Trip Today was a jam-packed busy day. I had about 3 hours of sleep to get me through it, as the night before I'd both been unable to stay asleep and dealing...
    PinkMellow PinkMellow 18-21, F Aug 22

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    This story isn't true but cute Chad and jerehmiah tickle Morgan and talk Hey bro says jerehmiah ! Hey says Chad! What's up? Not much says jerehmiah . Where's Melissa? Shopping...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F Aug 22

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    A married couple got into an accident and the husband's face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the...
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