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I Write Funny Stories Detailing the Mundane Aspects of Life

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    Freeloading Ants

    Well, summer is here and so are the bugs, but even more so for me because a colony of ants decided to make my kitchen their home this summer. They try to eat my food, take advantage of my air conditioning and even watch my tv, but never once offered some money for groceries or...
    JND445 JND445 26-30, M Jun 23, 2011

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    What Is The Difference Between Gal Pals And Lad Pals? Part One

    Firstly, men never refer to their friends as friends. This is far too feminine. Men call their friends, mates or the lads. (Even when they're middle aged). Their friendships usually take place in the pub, over a few beers, watching the match. They greet each other by using...
    writingbug78 writingbug78 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 23, 2009

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    Toothbrush Holders

    Well I started a group about writing pointless stories which I'm liking but many people are taking it seriously and not sharing silly stories.  So... Here's todays talk on toothbrush holders.  I have to be brief but I know there is so much to share on...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 4 Responses May 13, 2009

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    Today

    Today I'm gonna talk about getting photos taken at a portrait studio.  I think Glamour Shots would be a good example.  Do they do glamour shots for families?  Do they do male glamour shots?  I always thought it would be awesome to take my 3 dogs into...
    ReformedAutomaton ReformedAutomaton 36-40, M 5 Responses May 15, 2009

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    World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

    Once upon a time, a Hansom Guy asked a Pretty Lady 'Will you marry me?' The pretty lady said, 'NO!' And the hansom guy lived happily ever after, He rode motorcycles and went fishing, hunting and played golf, drank a lot of beer and scotch. Had many friends and tons of money in...
    UNIQUE69 UNIQUE69 41-45, M 1 Response Oct 5, 2009

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    Related Experiences

    I'm on a web site that Yahoo News linked me too. I have been laughing so much from what I'm reading. I'm gonna bookmark the site. In the meantime, I'm gonna post some rather...
    neverendingfairytale2 neverendingfairytale2 36-40, F 1 day ago

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    The rain woke me. I thought I would write you a story based on my life. Mom and I have always had a thing for rain, we love the idea of watching the rain as we have hot coco, or...
    Chabelle Chabelle 22-25, F May 12

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    This story isn't true Sean watches Chloe Hey dad says 22 yr old Sean . Hey son thanks for coming over says his dad . I've got wk to do at the station to get ready for next week...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F May 16

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    In a certain university students were asked to write a short story consisting the following 3 subjects Religion , Sex, Mystery The best story which got the highest marks goes...
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 6 days ago

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    I've been writing stories since I was very young. It helps me, when I'm having a bad day, I write stories. I've wrote a few songs too since I like to sing. Anyone battling...
    anonymousgirl1906 anonymousgirl1906 13-15, F 1 Response May 17

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    I love to write short exotic stories but never attempted to take it any further. I have taken the plunge and submitting one to a magazine in Australia.
    Centalcoastlady Centalcoastlady 46-50, F 1 Response May 10

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    Darkness shrouded the landscape. Not quite the pitch black of a coffins interior but black enough that the indistinct forms of trees and buildings merged into slightly darker...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M Apr 28

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    Life is a pattern, a sequence of pre calculated events repeating themselves for all eternity, knowing this, you learn what insanity is. They say insanity is repeating the same...
    Edg3Runn3r Edg3Runn3r 26-30, M 2 Responses May 4

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    The Funny of Thailand there are 3 seasons hot, very hot and hot like a hell ! Haha
    Mellowiis Mellowiis 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    My stories can be read here, http://aryion.com/g4/gallery/Uxirusu
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 4

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    I saw a nickle in the road while I was crossing the street today. I'm just glad I'm at the point in my life where I didn't have to pick it up.
    Modiwolfshit Modiwolfshit 41-45, M 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    This story isn't true but cute Zach and Sean's brother afternoon Hey dad says Sean! Hey says his dad thanks for coming to watch Zach I've got to get to the station . Your welcome...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F 2 hrs ago

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    It happened today on crowded underground. If you ever commuted in London in rush hour you can imagine. Literally like sardines in a tin. So I was standing and front of me a nice...
    placeborealis placeborealis 41-45, M 1 Response May 12

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    Once upon a time, there was an ingenear who decided to make some easy money and open a doctor's office. Monday morning, he puts up a big sign stating "We can cure any médical...
    Blanche08 Blanche08 31-35, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    She was running through the forest, desperate to escape the wolf. Her movements were numb and she was breathing heavily. She could feel the wolf behind her. She felt it's breath on...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 26

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    it's all over. I look around at the dead and the dieing. we had won but at a terrible price.i look out to the setting suns in the west.shadows outlinded in the night sky like giant...
    broken8888 broken8888 26-30, M May 6

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    Anna was laying in her bed trying to sleep but all she could hear was, 'drip, drip, drip'. She rolled over and sighed deeply, while putting her hand under the bed she felt the warm...
    wonderland63893 wonderland63893 16-17, F 2 Responses May 10

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    I am a n-dist through choice and alot of my experiences have an adult theme which EP censorship dont like . How ever all my experiences are true and dont regret a single one .
    nakednudist nakednudist 46-50, M 6 Responses May 11

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    EYES OF THE WOLF He raised his muzzle and tasted the wind. The faint scent of prey came to him causing his stomach to clench. A faint whine escaped before he could stop it...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M May 11

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    Unlike most men he always showed his love through his actions. His actions were sometimes slow, fast, soft or hard punches to the head. Kicks into the stomach he would let me know...
    ParisCat ParisCat 22-25, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Tell me if this is a good story.Just comment a good or bad please PLEASE. IM 13 AND I WANT THIS TO BE KEPT AS MINE. DONT STEAL IT. Sometimes, when I go to the bathroom at the end...
    oneinforty oneinforty 16-17, F May 3

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    I love writing so much but I never finish my stories. If it's okay with the EP community, I'd like to post some of works. Hopefully with support, you guys'll read some of them :) I...
    lunsymone lunsymone 18-21, F 3 Responses May 5

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    I've loved writers from an early age....those that can weave stories and paint unique pictures in your mind are an attractive force. Even my childhood crush turned out to be a...
    newyears2013 newyears2013 41-45, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I did have another id where I posted stories but they were used against me, either to make fun of me, or to be preached at by religious people. So, now I don't write my stories...
    LonePony LonePony 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 25

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    'Your Seamless Love' I should have written of you And of your fair voice When we were younger We were so much in love Many long days together We would lay, and play In the...
    tommiatkins tommiatkins 56-60, M 2 Responses May 9

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    I write different stories, some are on Wattpad my name is thebloodsappedsoul and anyone is welcome to read my works
    thedimone thedimone 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    Kinda ironic... Never been in love, but I just love romanticism. Romance is my passion when writing poetry or stories... Idk if I really like romance in real life because I have...
    UNDecodable UNDecodable 18-21, F May 2

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    I can't believe I'm doing this. Then again, anyone who knows me well wouldn't be too surprised. People are scurrying past me, rushing to catch a flight to the destination of their...
    00afreshstart77UK00 00afreshstart77UK00 51-55, M 2 Responses May 6

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    All are speaking of transition ,many worried souls around, unsettled . Debates about the outcome what if everything comes to an end. Thinking rather over thinking is my forte...
    winterfall winterfall 36-40 May 10

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    My life will be infinitely better because you are no longer a part of it My world will have a thousand more possibilities and options because you are not the center But that...
    ThatOneNerdGirl ThatOneNerdGirl 16-17, F 11 hrs ago

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    Finally found an EP experience, tailor made for something I do often. I enjoy writing stories and I amuse myself trying to write poems, but sometimes I myself have to admit that...
    jim054 jim054 51-55, M 2 days ago

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    Whenever I want something I can't have, I write about it. A lot of my stories are about getting spanked really really hard. Sometimes the stories turn me on and make me feel good...
    Wynn42 Wynn42 22-25, F May 7

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    It is hard to say if what I am feeling is normal based on my family history or that is something personal has nothing to do with my family. That will bring me to mention the...
    Mic82 Mic82 31-35, M May 13

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    I feel like the things I write don't need names. It's like adding a definition or a label to something that shouldn't have one, and in my opinion it kind of ruins the effect in a...
    ViperaStellaris ViperaStellaris 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    I do. and a 9 chapter one I started a while ago when I was 17-18. Well I got an entirely knew take on it. Lets say my character is gonna be even more complicated. and my new...
    Pride49 Pride49 22-25, M 1 Response May 6

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    I'm walking down the stairs & as I get midway downstairs there is Prince Charming staring at me. He's speechless of what he sees then he smiles. As I make my way to him he grabs my...
    DaCreativeChild DaCreativeChild 22-25, F 1 Response May 7

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    The little boy-author unknown Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: “How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When...
    aliveisawesome aliveisawesome 18-21, F May 12