Once on a time in a faraway zoo
Lived two little monkeys named One and Two.
What times they had singing and flinging their poo!
And shagging till their monkey-junk was all black and blue!
What swingers, Oh! What swingers were these f**king...
Have you heard the tale of the squirrel called Poe
That rascally rodent who misplaced his hoe?
He checked in the shed
And under his bed.
Where else could she go?
Why--just yesterday, they'd been plowing away
In the place where his prize turnips grow.
"Oh, where is that hoe...
Tumbling and stumbling, this great bumbling bear
With cacophonic rumbling flopped down the great stair
Catching me unaware--with my zipper I'm fumbling,
Vaguely aware of the curses I'm mumbling
While that clumbsy old bear lay on the floor grumbling
Paying the price for his lack...