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I Write Humorous Poetry Or Songs

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support

    One And Two

    Once on a time in a faraway zoo Lived two little monkeys named One and Two. What times they had singing and flinging their poo! And climbing! And leaping! And swinging! And shagging till their monkey-junk was all black and blue! What swingers, Oh! What swingers were these f**king...
    twitchinggreengrasshopper twitchinggreengrasshopper
    31-35, M
    Aug 30, 2010

    Bear

    Tumbling and stumbling, this great bumbling bear With cacophonic rumbling flopped down the great stair Catching me unaware--with my zipper I'm fumbling, Vaguely aware of the curses I'm mumbling While that clumbsy old bear lay on the floor grumbling Paying the price for his lack...
    twitchinggreengrasshopper twitchinggreengrasshopper
    31-35, M
    Aug 30, 2010

    Poe

    Have you heard the tale of the squirrel called Poe That rascally rodent who misplaced his hoe? He checked in the shed And under his bed. Where else could she go? Why--just yesterday, they'd been plowing away In the place where his prize turnips grow. "Oh, where is that hoe...
    twitchinggreengrasshopper twitchinggreengrasshopper
    31-35, M
    Aug 31, 2010

    Sharie The Fairy

    Sharie the Fairy Was a dingleberry With a knack for granting wishes, But she pissed off Big Bob Of the Buttcheek Mob And now she sleeps with the fishes.
    twitchinggreengrasshopper twitchinggreengrasshopper
    31-35, M
    Aug 31, 2010
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