I feel alive when I write, Jobreathes.
The J & J stories allow me to experiment,
unhibited and natural I find deep joy in these scribblings.
Sometimes I used to sit and freeze at the computer, or
the words were never expressed in my own unusal way.
Mr. Punctuation and Jo are sitting back to back.
Both are silent. Mr. Punct. is the first to speak,
"All I request is that U, give me some R E S P E C T."
You have undermined my credibility, with you're
premediated annhiliation of the English Grammar, lady...
Who am I?
A gentleman is beginning to type if Jo had her way I would be an imaginative, erudite, inspirational, amiable....... she certainly knows how
to make a man feel humble, and is still obsessed with those adjectives, the list is extensive.
I am special to Jo...
"I see I have to resolve the looming economic crisis, Jack glances at an article recently featured, and turns to
Jo thoughtfully, "When did I correspond with the president dear? Is it your duty to misinform the readers?"
"No dearest, the president's men are doing an...
Not to be confused with Jack and Jill, although they did suffer a slight misfortune. Accidents will happen when you carry pails of
water . Word of caution be careful descending hills and vales. Remember water our basic need should not be taken for granted. either...
Jack confronts Jo with the political truth.
She is holding a solitary rose and mediative.
Face it gal, your rose is fading fast.
Dispirited, Oh, Jack why do people want change?
Blame Barack for that catchy slogan, gal.
I feel for you, no more politcal rose? He...
Jo, has become obsessed by letters, she has promoted the "j's"
now it's time to assist the polite and pleasant P's.
The letter P has become her
current cause. The poor fellow was savagely
attacked by many Profanities, mercilessly sprayed
Hey, or hi many Yankee expressions are
being articulated, brief and considerate
unlike Jo, my woman of chaotic thought
and timeless ramblings. Bless her!
Defiantly, stirring Mr. Punctunation the poor
chap left abruptly, such manners.
Oh, Jack Those Thoughts are in dire need of being expressed, Jo comments.
Self-expression the best cure, although they both cough, it's infectious and
so is my dearest, Jo.
Visualise reader let me take you... are you relaxed?
Evidently, dreaming while those... he...
Roses, deep, rich, blooming a symbol of love
and political unity.
Yes, this flower our perpetual rose of the American people
and the British nation, unites our fellow allies,
The red rose is also a political symbol of the Labour Party,
Barcak, MAY THE SIXTH (The Brit. connection)
The Silent Treatment
The American Gal
Jack is athletic
Jim, all in good time. Yes, I have brushed up on my baseball rhetoric. .
Due to expanding projects, a new site has been...
Jack and Jo went up the hill
To fetch a case of Red Bull
Jack fell down and was okay ‘cause he had a helmet on
And Jo came running after ‘cause she used trekking poles
Banksy Jack and Jill canvas @ Santas Ghetto 2005
Jack is simply Jack, and Jo is always Jo.
This couple share a world they alone can
understand filled with simple pleasures and
As Jack is quick to assert the woman always
has the first word. Jo glances at him,
aware he is...
My woman enjoys a healthy digression. I find them
rather enchanting, great minds think alike eh?
They are as followed:
unleashed at any unpredicatable moment!
Plan ur thoughts effectively, gal.
I am misunderstood...