I Write Like Lewis Carroll

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    Spaceship Takes Duchess To Planet Of The Little Gray Men!

    Spaceship Takes Duchess To Planet Of The Little Gray Men! I write like Arthur Clarke File Processed: Spaceship Takes Duchess To Planet Of The Little Gray Men. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 5.88 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 77.55 Sentences...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Duchess Says Knight's Tin Armor Belongs In Dumpster!

    Duchess Says Knight’s Tin Armor Belongs In Dumpster! “I have ideas too large to put into words,” said the Knight. “It is just as well you haven’t. Your inventions are a dictionary of bad decisions, not even that, more like an old grocery list of things not worth getting...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Duchess Wears “Toilet Seat” Hat, Queen Accuses Her Of Stealing It!

    Duchess Wears “Toilet Seat” Hat, Queen Accuses Her Of Stealing It! I write like File Processed: Duchess Wears “Toilet Seat” Hat, Queen Accuses Her Of Stealing It! Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 2.94 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 89.75 Sentences: 61...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 2, 2013

    Hatter Sued For Two Million Over Lost Painting!

    Hatter Sued For Two Million Over Lost Painting! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Hatter Sued For Two Million. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 2.53 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 90.66 Sentences: 18 Words: 139 Average...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 3, 2013

    Duchess Threw Cheshire Cat In Bin!

    Duchess Threw Cheshire Cat In Bin! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Duchess Threw Cheshire Cat In Bin. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 1.01 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 100.00 Sentences: 10 Words: 150 Average...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    The Duchess Sounds Off!

    The Duchess Sounds Off! I write like Mario Puzo File Processed: The Duchess Sounds Off. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 8.94 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 69.65 Sentences: 19 Words: 413 Average Syllables per Word: 1.36...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Duchess Turns Into Trash Can, Barfs Bags Of Popcorn, Potato Chips!

    Duchess Turns Into Trash Can, Barfs Bags of Popcorn, Potato Chips! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Duchess Turns Into Trash Can. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.91 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 84.76 Sentences: 27 Words...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 3, 2013

    Duchess Turns Into A Shopping Cart Part Two!

    Pig With Wings Drops Pepper On Duchess! 30. “The way your are clanking on about it,” said the Duchess, “I would say you have a loose wheel!” “My freedom to think,” said the Cart, “is still a right!” “Do you feel privileged?” asked the Duchess. “Yes!” said...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Duchess Stops Fight, Kicks Boy, Bus Beheader Off Train!

    Duchess Stops Fight, Kicks Boy, Bus Beheader Off Train! I write like Lewis Carroll 1. Three passengers quietly got on the train, the Duchess, the Bus Beheader and the Beamish Boy. There was a sudden jolt as the train started up, and the Boy and the Bus Beheader came eye to...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Alice Turns Into The Duchess!

    Alice Turns Into The Duchess! 1. Alice found herself sitting on a three-legged stool in the middle of a large kitchen, which was full of smoke from one end to the other. At the same time there was certainly too much pepper in the air. She was nursing a baby! The Cook was...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Duchess Talks With The Worm

    Duchess Talks With The Worm! I write like Oscar Wilde File Processed: Duchess Talks With The Worm. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.75 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 89.63 Sentences: 82 Words...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    The Duchess Wakes Up!

    The Duchess Wakes Up! The whole house was cool and quiet. It was an hour before the Cook would be up. More than that, she hoped. There was no pepper in the air. Several flies had been annoying her during the night, and the Duchess swatted a couple of them. She gave up on...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Duchess Sees Through The Consciousness Of The Tea Flying Saucer!

    Duchess Sees Through The Consciousness Of The Tea Flying Saucer! The Duchess could see clearly, but no longer through her own eyes. She realized she was seeing the world through the consciousness of the flying saucer. She could even perceive the faint trails of heat as the...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Bus Beheader Challenges Duchess To Play Chicken With Buses!

    Bus Beheader Challenges Duchess To Play Chicken With Buses! I write like Lewis Carroll 1. Suddenly Alice saw a huge eye about half her size staring at her! “Help!” she shouted. The Caterpillar tossed a bit of growth mushroom into Alice’s mouth. In a second she was full...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    This Series Of Stories Is The "Duchess" Folder!

    LIST OF “ALICE” SEQUEL FOLDERS! 1. Alice 1999 2. Alice Abridgements 3. Alice Bits, Headings 4. Alice Choice Segments 5. Alice Micro Segments 6. Alice Novel 2010 7. Alice Novels 2009 8. Alice Outlines 9. Alice Sequel 10. Caterpillar 11. Court, Trials 12. Duchess 13. Geniuses...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Duchess Shopping Cart Outline!

    DUCHESS SHOPPING CART OUTLINE! LIST OF (35) DUCHESS-SHOPPING CART HEADINGS! A. 1. Doorknob Moves All Over Door, So Duchess Can’t Turn It! B. 1. Haigha, Hatta, Fashion Police Close In On Duchess! 2. Frog-footman Asks Why Duchesses Are Like Drawing Boards! 3. Shopping Cart...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Rats Surround Kid, Duchess Turns Giant Spider Routs Them!

    Rats Surround Kid, Duchess Turns Giant Spider Routs Them! I write like Cory Doctorow File Processed: Rats Surround Kid, Duchess Turns Giant Spider Routs Them! Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 2.83 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 92.56 Sentences: 13 Words...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Sheep Decides Herself To Deliver Purchase To Duchess's House!

    Sheep Decides Herself To Deliver Purchase To Duchess’s House! 1. “I’ve never had my brains blown out before,” thought the Sheep, “and I feel more than a bit different, so it’s time I did something different. The Tweedles have done a terrible job of being my delivery...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    The Duchess Opens Her Closet!

    The Duchess Opens Her Closet! “Being a redhead never gave me venomous power, but I have the anger of someone who is in the right.” “I thought all redheads were witches,” said the Hatter: “none of them ever bought a hat from me!” “Read the Greeks: redheads turn...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Toy-sized Usaf Spacecraft 2213comes To Duchess’s House!

    Toy-Sized USAF Spacecraft 2213Comes To Duchess’s House! I write like Lewis Carroll Frog Footman Won’t Help USAF Spacecraft Enter Duchess’s House! 1. For a minute or two the USAF spacecraft hovered five feet off the ground. Perfectly still. The crew looked at the house...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Usaf Spacecraft Uses Control Beam To Open Door On Duchess’s House!

    USAF Spacecraft Uses Control Beam To Open Door On Duchess’s House! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: USAF Spacecraft Uses Control Beam To Open Door On Duchess. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 4.59 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 81.00 Sentences...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Carpenter Almost Drowns Duchess, Alice Rescues Her, Punches Him Out!

    Carpenter Almost Drowns Duchess, Alice Rescues Her, Punches Him Out! 1. “I like the Cook best, “ said Alice’ “Because you see she was a little sorry for the poor oysters.” 190...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Chess Pieces Come Alive In Duchess's Hearth!

    Chess Pieces Come Alive In Duchess’s Hearth! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Chess Pieces Come Alive In Duchess. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 4.88 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 85.93 Sentences: 30 Words: 435 Average Syllables per Word: 1.26 Average Words per Sentence: 14.5...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Duchess Was A High School Cheerleader!

    Duchess Was A High School Cheerleader! 1. “You do not dare to tear apart your own lemons of life,” said the Dormouse. “You are the king of controversy,” said Alice. “I’ve got a lot more locked and loaded.” “You are very off the wall,” said Alice. “So far off...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Oscar Wilde Discusses The World Of Sorrow The Duchess Explored!

    Oscar Wilde Discusses The World Of Sorrow The Duchess Explored! 5. “I saw terrible things on the Dark Planet,” said the Duchess. “Out of Sorrow have the worlds been built, and at the birth of a child or a star there is pain,” said Oscar Wilde. “That is the case...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Duchess Celebrating Heart Transplant!

    Duchess Celebrating Heart Transplant! “Just why do you do this?” asked Alice. “I am celebrating being alive!” said the Duchess. “Most people don’t!” said Alice. “I no longer have to carry a battery around that I have to recharge every six to eight hours in a...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Duchess Captures Spaceship!

    Duchess Captures Spaceship! I write like Stephen King Einstein Kisses The Duchess—And She Kisses Him Back! I Wrote This In A Few Minutes Of Pure Creativity! “If I had your brains,” said the Duchess, “I wouldn’t be here.” “We are all where we should be,” replied...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013

    Duchess/cart Caterpillar Plot Outline

    DUCHESS/CART CATERPILLAR PLOT OUTLINE Duchess Shopping Cart Meets The Caterpillar! Millimetre wave body scanners 12,863 Words, Grade 3.91 1. Duchess Declares Herself A Shopping Cart That Can Swim! 2. Duchess Tells Everyone To Knock On Bottom Of Door To Show Awe Of Her! 3...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 4, 2013
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