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    The Bad Musician From Cuba This one bad

    Musician from Cuba Made people mad with his tuba He butchered each song verse And what was even worse ,He had annoyed the Grand Poohba
    RedEyesBlackDragon RedEyesBlackDragon
    51-55, M
    Jan 2, 2016

    Not Really

    But OneDimensional inspired me. lol I waste too much time on this site, I'm here almost every night. And then I complain Because getting up is a pain But surfing EP's a delight.
    missmisunderstood missmisunderstood
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Dec 9, 2009


    There once was a lady so plain No man's attention she'd gain But she showed no concern For over time she'd learn That heart would always belong to Jane
    NaturesSeed NaturesSeed
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 9, 2009

    The Rose Of Montrose

    There was a young lass from Montrose Who painted her bum like a Rose The shape it was just fine And the colour divine But the aroma…well, that was just gross! Boom, boom!
    Goshuujin Goshuujin
    46-50, M
    Apr 14, 2013
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