Americans are entertaining the idea of introducing
an all time British sport. Sponsors
came first and money can buy you?? Lovely long,
air time. The game that is currently being
gleaned enthusiastically is CRICKET!
The Anglo American relations concerning
England has created a chilling, winter wonderland all of it's own.
An incredulous Yank reported to his director, Sir that snow has
a unique look of it's own. Nothing like the powdery material we
use for our shows. Hand on heart this is the genuine article.
Santa is working online and he's strugglingto remain out of the red. Hurriedly readinghis mail and sighing. Now many may believehe has his faithful reindeers. What popycock!The ecomony hit the generous chap hard andhe was compelled to sell, sell, sell, from theprofits he secured...
Congratulations, Jo you can write!
Yet, neither of us can draw.
Do those abstracts count, Jack?
Artists as well.
National Literacy Day and the Pres. is busy
reading his emails and Michelle answering them.
I thought you had that coveted post:?
Trouble at The White House...
Tennis players seem to be creating quite a
few records these athletes are growing fast, six foot something
is now the normal recommended height.
The Serbs and Croats are the giants of tennis, alongside a
Mr. Isner only 6ft 9 and is opponent Mahut a mere 6ft 3
Present.Paper.Adhesive.And Scissors the sound of slow cutting motions can be heard.A nurse mops the brow of an intense face. Be careful , she whispers.His eyes flash with enthusiasm and eagerly his strong, masculine handswork.10 mins later.Done! he announces a smile of...
Let be a good one!
(Happy .....yes, you've got it)
GMT is approaching and the sound
of fireworks have begun....
My favourite drink which I'll be clinking
glasses is a Old Jamacian ginger beer
and for some who need our throats soothed
Yesterday night Jack spent a night beneath the stars.
Binoculars, chair and blanket he returned later after
keeping the stars company.
A brief vigil and immensely spectacular was the night sky, Jo
he commented. I am abridging his version and he seems prepared
Humor is a serious profession, pardon the irony
and humorists require intelligence. A certain level
of sense from the senseless that surrounds them.
At heart they work tirelessly to bring a smile
with one pun or punchline.They are the observers
the particpators and time and...
Vacation complete. Jack, the president has taken 3
essential and emergency hols. last counting.
I believe I am entitled to one.
Are you competing with Barack?
It's my determined effort to pursue my long awaited vacation.
Jo, ur reading his lines. I realize you both have...
Ready? Select your weapon?
Jack discloses a box of neatly strung conkers.
Drilling away patiently all night, he keenly displays his collection.
Natual wooden, smooth beauties await a challenge.
She quietly snatches one and places it into her pocket, For good...
The query prompted after unloading a few bags
from my arms.
A gift that is priceless and exquisite. Myself!
You see Jack we may delight in our pleasures but
would both readily admit, the deepest, throbbing
pulsating, essence of a man is extraordinary and
Indeed as Jack received a long wished for Christmasgift. Unwrapped, free, should please Santa and visibleto most eyes throughout the United Kingdom.What sight struck our bleary eyed American?A phenomanal lunar eclipse!
Frustrated with the media and wedding jitters even a prince deserves a quiet moment to himself. My book seems to be of minimal interest, too dull, interviewers want gossip on the forthcoming marriage any mention of the book is sidelined with "let's discuss the wedding and then...
Jim is in NY I think he departed swiftly
after hearing of the teams loss against Ghana.
Gal it was a bitter blow for poor Jim and please
no more bets take it easy Jim. Don't make
the bookies rich on ur foolish predictions.
Jack, incidentally 30 million betted on the...
ForA colorful night.
Think blood red, late evening chill and a youngster deciding
to dye their hair because you've just colored your own.
I told you youngsters are impressionable, but this is
ridiculous. Anyway, to continue with the brief narrative
delve inside the magic box and...
An unhealthy introduction you may think wait...... rest assured
the ingredients used while preparing
this cake were fat free and a healthy option. Now,
you can have you're cake and eat it.
Jb, say hello to a fellow Jack.
Enticingly tempting Jo...
Now what gets you ready and perked up for the mornings?
A burst of caffeine
Leisurely ready for the weekend papers. Must have an early
start wading through the volumes.A supplement of any topic
means another unread paper. Last weeks attempt
December draws a drizzling of snow which
has just begun and what better way to
welcome the month. A white Christmas?
Tosses aside a book forget all the temp
readings this is undoubtedly the coldest
winter. Snaps snowflurries and storms
I want you to guess what costume Jack will be wearing this Halloween?
In our room he has procurred 3 sheets he's promised to return
the bed linen, have to wait and see.
We seem to have depleted our stocks of sheets the boys have decided
to become spooky. Jack, however claims his...
Dear Will, Due to over exposure of worldwide proportions I no longer wish to discuss or allude to the B DAY. Here, here I myself had decided on retreating from the public limelight. Wishful thinking? Although Jo I am a boy who enjoys a good nightlife. The boys are preparing...
An angry email descends the
offices where a few men work
I demand a recount, check
your figures again. There is a
possiblity you may have an
David Cameron .
A man pushes back his
spectacles clearly overworked,
overstressed and overtly...
A private party took place, after the extravagant
and gaudy displays, and cringeworthy renditions
of h'b'day.No more I can't take much more, cried
a frustrated Bar. to himself .
Of late he's been suffering from bouts of paranoia,
Ron, are you plotting against me? he demands.
Once upon a contemporary royal household, a young gentleman met a sweet, girl and...everyone cheered! The fashion industry applauded this move and helped a dwindling British economy, imitations of whatever Kate wears sold. A star was born for two houses. Meanwhile in hot...
In dramatic style Jack is playing the new role of Mr. Cause.
I admit I have been gripped by this raging and tormented
character renamed as Socialist Cause, the title of our own
farcical and telling political fairy tale.
Beneath the benign and worldwide figure of innate...
The pace of the computer and technology will never replace
our words of affection we share professionally and personally,
I being impartial in my treatment to all.
A woman whispers lowly into his ear, Jack STOP.
Sentimental city is closed we're on duty.
CAN YOU GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER DO?
JACK YOU ARE HALF CRAZY?
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CRAZY..........( DECENT, JACK SHE INTERRUPTS)
THANKS, FOR ADDING UR CLAUSE. IS IT NECESSARY? PLEASE,
REFRAIN FROM ANSWERING>
BOY MEETS CRAZY GIRL? (Phew, Jack you've avoided the...
Jack being American prefers their recent dwellingand getaway to be referred to as an apartment.However his partner in crime has decided oncontemporary flat to suit them both.Sorry Jo, it doesn't have that ring thatAmericanism.Why not the stars n stripes? she snaps and wavesa flag...
Boy! Congratulations first time mothers. Oh, Boy!A cooing bundle arrives into the world and the adults aregoo gooing along.Aunts realize it's a tough job motherhood and recall the daysof babysitting and nurturing and know one thing all babies need love!
Not the student cuts, a different cut yet both
challengeing, creating chaos and
disturbance. This cut was given less media
But if you happen to live in England. Lights out!
Cries of what happened? Followed by the neighbourly
knocking and a huge telephone...