I Write The Stories Of Jack And Jo Part Four

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    A New Pitch

    Americans are entertaining the idea of introducing an all time British sport. Sponsors came first and money can buy you?? Lovely long, air time. The game that is currently being gleaned enthusiastically is  CRICKET! The Anglo American relations concerning sport are...
    jophene jophene
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    2 Responses Dec 1, 2010

    Wake up, Little Susie Wake up

     Now what gets you ready and perked up for the mornings? Check list: A burst of caffeine Leisurely ready for the weekend papers. Must have an early start wading through the volumes.A supplement of any topic  means another unread paper. Last weeks attempt was...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Nov 28, 2010

    D Day

    December draws a drizzling of snow which has just begun and what better way to welcome the month. A white Christmas? Tosses aside a book forget all the temp readings this is undoubtedly the coldest winter. Snaps snowflurries and storms proceed.Unfortunately, winter...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Dec 1, 2010

    The Return Of The Good Guys

    Dear Will,  Due to over exposure of worldwide proportions I no longer wish to discuss or allude to the B DAY. Here, here I myself had decided on retreating from the public limelight. Wishful thinking? Although Jo I am a boy who enjoys a good nightlife. The boys are preparing...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Apr 14, 2011

    Humorous Charades

    This game was devised for people who were fed upof observing appalling reanctments offilms such as Ben Hur. It proved a global successnamely because it was fun and entertaining!
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    1 Response Dec 24, 2010

    Dear ...

    Santa is working online and he's strugglingto remain out of the red. Hurriedly readinghis mail and sighing. Now many may believehe has his faithful reindeers. What popycock!The ecomony hit the generous chap hard andhe was compelled to sell, sell, sell, from theprofits he secured...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Dec 20, 2010

    Three Sheets To The Wind

    I want you to guess what costume Jack will be wearing this Halloween? In our room he has procurred 3 sheets he's promised to return the bed linen, have to wait and see. We seem to have depleted our stocks of sheets the boys have decided to become spooky. Jack, however claims his...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    10 Responses Oct 29, 2010

    Early One Morning

    Indeed as Jack received a long wished for Christmasgift. Unwrapped, free, should please Santa and visibleto most eyes throughout the United Kingdom.What sight struck our bleary eyed American?A phenomanal lunar eclipse! 
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Dec 22, 2010

    Cut

    Not the student cuts, a different cut yet both challengeing,  creating chaos and disturbance. This cut was given less media attention. But if you happen to live in England. Lights out! Cries of what happened? Followed by the neighbourly knocking and a huge telephone...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    1 Response Nov 30, 2010

    Make Them Laugh

    Humor is a serious profession, pardon the irony and humorists require intelligence. A certain level of sense from the senseless that surrounds them. At heart they work tirelessly to bring a smile with one pun or punchline.They are the observers the particpators and time and...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Dec 17, 2010

    HNY

    Let be a good one! (Happy .....yes, you've got it) GMT is approaching and the sound of fireworks have begun.... My favourite drink which I'll be clinking glasses is a Old Jamacian ginger beer and for some who need our throats soothed coffee.
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Dec 31, 2010

    Be a good sport gentleman

    Jim is in NY I think he departed swiftly after hearing of the teams loss against Ghana. Gal it was a bitter blow for poor Jim and please no more bets take it easy Jim. Don't make the bookies rich on ur foolish predictions. Jack, incidentally 30 million betted on the...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jul 6, 2010

    Surgical Prescence

    Present.Paper.Adhesive.And Scissors the sound of slow cutting motions can be heard.A nurse mops the brow of an intense face. Be careful , she whispers.His eyes flash with enthusiasm and eagerly his strong, masculine handswork.10 mins later.Done! he announces a smile of...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    1 Response Dec 21, 2010

    A Prince's Tale

    Once upon a contemporary royal household, a young gentleman met a sweet, girl and...everyone cheered! The fashion industry applauded this move and helped a dwindling British economy, imitations of whatever Kate wears sold. A star was born for two houses. Meanwhile in hot...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Jan 26, 2011

    It's A.....

    Boy! Congratulations first time mothers. Oh, Boy!A cooing bundle arrives into the world and the adults aregoo gooing along.Aunts realize it's a tough job motherhood and recall the daysof babysitting and nurturing and know one thing all babies need love!
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jan 24, 2011

    A Piece Of Cake

    An unhealthy introduction you may think wait...... rest   assured  the ingredients used while preparing this cake were fat free and a healthy option. Now, you can have you're cake and eat it. Jb, say hello to a fellow Jack. Enticingly tempting Jo...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    2 Responses May 18, 2010

    Journey With Me....

    Yesterday night Jack spent a night beneath the stars. Binoculars, chair and blanket he returned later after keeping the stars company. A brief vigil and immensely spectacular was the night sky, Jo he commented. I am abridging his version and he seems prepared to purchase...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Jul 8, 2010

    In Good Will

    Frustrated with the media and wedding jitters even a prince deserves a quiet moment to himself. My book seems to be of minimal interest, too dull, interviewers want gossip on the forthcoming marriage any mention of the book is sidelined with "let's discuss the wedding and then...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Mar 15, 2011

    Apart From Us

    Jack being American prefers their recent dwellingand getaway to be referred to as an apartment.However his partner in crime has decided oncontemporary flat to suit them both.Sorry Jo, it doesn't have that ring thatAmericanism.Why not the stars n stripes? she snaps and wavesa flag...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    1 Response Jun 2, 2011

    Vacation, Vacation

    Vacation complete. Jack, the president has taken 3 essential and emergency hols. last counting. I believe I am entitled to one. Are you competing with  Barack? It's my determined effort to pursue my long awaited vacation. Jo, ur reading his lines. I realize you both have...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    8 Responses Jul 16, 2010

    A New Claus?

    In dramatic style Jack is playing the new role of Mr. Cause. I admit I have been gripped by this raging and tormented character renamed as Socialist Cause, the title of our own farcical and telling political fairy tale. Beneath the benign and worldwide figure of innate...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Nov 15, 2010

    The Proposal: Daisy, Daisy??????

    CAN YOU GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER DO? JACK YOU ARE HALF CRAZY? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN CRAZY..........( DECENT, JACK SHE INTERRUPTS)  THANKS, FOR ADDING UR CLAUSE. IS IT NECESSARY? PLEASE, REFRAIN FROM ANSWERING> BOY MEETS CRAZY GIRL? (Phew, Jack you've avoided the...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    12 Responses Aug 3, 2010

    Reaching New Heights

    Tennis players seem to be creating quite a few records these athletes are growing fast, six foot something is now the normal recommended height. The Serbs and Croats are the giants of tennis, alongside a Mr. Isner only 6ft 9 and is opponent Mahut a mere 6ft 3 These...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Jun 30, 2010

    I Want Jack To Read This...

    Congratulations, Jo you can write! Yet, neither of us can draw. Do those abstracts count, Jack? Artists as well. National Literacy Day and the Pres. is busy reading his emails and Michelle answering them. I thought you had that coveted post:? Trouble at The White House...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    10 Responses Sep 8, 2010

    Numeracy Made Easy... Why it Ended in a M?

    An angry email descends the offices where a few men work quietly. I demand a recount, check your figures again. There is a possiblity you may have an inaccurate result. David Cameron .   A man pushes back his spectacles clearly overworked, overstressed and overtly...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    May 19, 2010

    He's My Hero

    story will b written shortly, instead enjoy the vast rect. box of imaginative creativity surging into a power of it's own.
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    13 Responses Oct 10, 2010

    Conker Conquest?

    Ready? Select your weapon? Jack discloses a box of neatly strung conkers. Drilling away patiently all night, he keenly displays  his collection. Natual wooden, smooth beauties await a challenge. She quietly snatches one and places it into her pocket, For good...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Sep 18, 2010

    Snow Time Is Showtime

    England has created a chilling, winter wonderland all of it's own. An incredulous Yank  reported to his director, Sir that snow has a unique look of it's own. Nothing like the powdery material we use for our shows. Hand on heart this is the genuine article. An astonished...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Dec 7, 2010

    It's My Party, Chicago, Washington, Friends And Dear, Bo! Obama States

    A private party took place, after the extravagant and gaudy displays, and cringeworthy renditions of h'b'day.No more I can't take much more, cried a frustrated Bar. to himself . Of late he's been suffering from bouts of paranoia, Ron, are you plotting against me? he demands. The...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    1 Response Aug 5, 2010

    What Did You Buy Me?

    The query prompted after unloading a few bags from my arms. A gift that is priceless and exquisite. Myself! You see Jack we may delight in our pleasures but would both readily admit, the deepest, throbbing pulsating, essence of a man is extraordinary and sublime, and...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    9 Responses Sep 30, 2010

    Simply Red

    ForA colorful night. Think blood red, late evening chill and a youngster deciding to dye their hair because you've just colored your own. I told you youngsters are impressionable, but this is ridiculous. Anyway, to continue with the brief narrative delve inside the magic box and...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Nov 21, 2010

    The Men In White

    This story  will be printed later. A taster? They don't wear white coats.. Who are these splendid fellows? Brains tick.....ummmmm.......ummmm..... Time up. Snowmen in a class of their own!
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    5 Responses Dec 2, 2010

    Apologies

    Dear Jo The pace of the computer and technology will never replace our words of affection we share professionally and personally, I being impartial in my treatment to all. A woman whispers lowly into his ear, Jack STOP. Sentimental city is closed we're on duty. Did you...
    jophene jophene
    36-40, F
    1 Response Oct 28, 2010
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