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    Mummy Made Of School Supplies Loves Writing Poetry Since Alien Abduction!

    Mummy Made Of School Supplies Loves Writing Poetry Since Alien Abduction! 1. “Have you ever been abducted?” asked Alice. “One time the aliens experimented with incinerating me. They completely burnt me to ashes!” “Then what happened?” “Once that experiment, and...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Toy-sized Usaf Spacecraft 2213comes To Duchess’s House!

    Toy-Sized USAF Spacecraft 2213Comes To Duchess’s House! I write like Lewis Carroll Frog Footman Won’t Help USAF Spacecraft Enter Duchess’s House! 1. For a minute or two the USAF spacecraft hovered five feet off the ground. Perfectly still. The crew looked at the house...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Orb Appears, Hatter Dies!

    Orb Appears, Hatter Dies! “I love the way your smile is broad and artless,” said the Dormouse. “Right into the creases at the corners of your eyes.” But Alice wasn't smiling. She felt anxious. Her hand rose to her forehead to brush away an imaginary strand of hair...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Alice Gets Her Body Back, From A Tin Can!

    Alice Gets Her Body Back, From A Tin Can! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Alice Gets Her Body Back Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 2.34 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 90.30 Sentences: 51 Words: 344 Average...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    Kid Shrinks And Grows The Usaf Craft With Glee!

    Kid Shrinks And Grows The USAF Craft With Glee! The Kid had his pockets full of shrinking and growing mushroom. He threw a growing one into a vent. The craft became ten times the size of a normal UFO. Then he threw in some shrinking mushroom. The craft became small again...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Nanotechnology Sized Usaf Craft Passes Through Growth Mushroom!

    Nanotechnology Sized USAF Craft Passes Through Growth Mushroom! Mist That Acts As A Portal! Cooperating much like bees, this particle network consists of millions of nanotechnology robots functioning together as an eye and as a portal. The USAF craft pass through this particle...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Alice Uses Kite To Rescue, Dormouse, Hare From Tree Tendrils!

    Alice Uses Kite To Rescue, Dormouse, Hare From Tree Tendrils! 1. Made of red and black feathers, with a blending of colour she had also never seen Before Close to but somehow not fastened to each other, it looked like some sort of bird she had never seen before. Alice did not...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    Sixsixsix Coats Alice With Jelly!

    Sixsixsix Coats Alice With Jelly! From her feet up, with a gelatinous sound, a clean, transparent liquid began to coat Alice. In seconds she was completely enveloped with a layer an inch and a half thick. “I have been nice how I did it,” said Sixsixsix, “so you can...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    King’s Hippocampus Outline!

    KING’S HIPPOCAMPUS OUTLINE! Little Grey Man Has Removed White King’s Hippocampus! 1. Grey Man Draws Out, Stomps On, King’s Hippocampus! 2. King Keeps Re-Reading Same Magazine, Thinks It’s Different! 3. King Thinks Toilet Paper Memorandum Book! 4. White King Cannot...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    US Air Force Personnel Attempt To Arrest Hatter!

    US Air Force Personnel Attempt To Arrest Hatter! 1. With the loud sound of generators, and a gust of heat all around it, an object the size of a small house landed beside the tea table. First one man got out. Then another. “Don’t be damaging the tree!” said the Hatter...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    UFO Rescues Alice From Forest About To Burn!

    UFO Rescues Alice From Forest About To Burn! I write like Stephenie Meyer File Processed: UFO Rescues Alice From Forest About To Burn Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.38 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 82.41 Sentences: 38 Words...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Ninety-nine Per Cent Invisible Alien Holds Knife To King’s Neck!

    Ninety-Nine Per Cent Invisible Alien Holds Knife To King’s Neck! I write like Stephen King File Processed: Ninety-Nine Per Cent Invisible Alien Holds Knife To King’s Neck! Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.40 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 85.31 Sentences...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Kid With Loaded Gun Kills Crew Of Usaf Flying Saucer!

    Kid With Loaded Gun Kills Crew Of USAF Flying Saucer! I write like Stephen King File Processed: Kid With Loaded Gun Kills Crew Of USAF Flying Saucer. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 1.17 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 98.67 Sentences: 51...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Kid Compilation Of Five Units!

    KID COMPILATION OF FIVE UNITS! I write like Arthur Clarke File Processed: KID COMPILATION. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 1.72 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 95.20 Sentences: 168 Words: 1,319 Average Syllables per Word: 1.24...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Usaf Spacecraft Uses Control Beam To Open Door On Duchess’s House!

    USAF Spacecraft Uses Control Beam To Open Door On Duchess’s House! Using a control beam the Captain opened the door and the Spacecraft went in. The door led right into a large kitchen. It was full of smoke from one end to the other. The Duchess was sitting on a three-legged...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Kid With Gun Shrinks, Boards, Joyrides Empty Mini Usaf Craft

    Kid With Gun Shrinks, Boards, Joyrides Empty Mini USAF Craft Kid Puts Gun Down, Rat Picks It Up, Shoots, Misses! 1. The kid put his gun down. The Rat behind him picked it up. One of several rats that had been sent out scouting on their own, it was alone. It thought to smash...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Little Gray Man Offers Free Ride, Abduction, To Alice!

    Little Gray Man Offers Free Ride, Abduction, To Alice! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Little Gray Man Offers Free Ride, Abduction, To Alice! Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 2.44 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 88.99 Sentences: 65...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Spaceship Takes Duchess To Planet Of The Little Gray Men!

    Spaceship Takes Duchess To Planet Of The Little Gray Men! I write like Arthur Clarke File Processed: Spaceship Takes Duchess To Planet Of The Little Gray Men. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 5.77 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 77.83 Sentences: 249...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Usaf Mini Craft Mows Down Skeletons!

    USAF Mini Craft Mows Down Skeletons! I write like Cory Doctorow File Processed: USAF Mini Craft Mows Down Skeletons. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 5.35 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 78.31 Sentences: 15 Words...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Mirror Smashed Was Portal For Little Gray Men!

    Mirror Smashed Was Portal For Little Gray Men! 1. The mirror was a portal into Wonderland. It had taken the little gray men years to find it. Thirteen of them had been about to go through the mirror as a quick way into Wonderland from their very distant galaxy. Each had a...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Hatter Pees Behind Tree—Malicious Alien Drowns!

    Hatter Pees Behind Tree—Malicious Alien Drowns! I write like Stephen King File Processed: Hatter Pees Behind Tree—Malicious Alien Drowns! Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 6.02 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 71.52 Sentences: 7...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    Seven-foot Tall Extraterrestrial Wants Alice To Have His Children!

    Seven-Foot Tall Extraterrestrial Wants Alice To Have His Children! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Seven-Foot Tall Extraterrestrial Wants Alice To Have His Children! Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.05 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 85.98 Sentences: 87...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Seven-foot Tall Extraterrestrial Answers Alice’s Personal!

    Seven-Foot Tall Extraterrestrial Answers Alice’s Personal! Awkward, Gangly Visitor Talks At Tea Table! 1. The first thing Alice noticed about him when she looked up from his shadow, which had fallen over the tea table, was that his head was a bit larger than normal. He was...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Little Grey Man Has Removed White King’S Hippocampus!

    Little Grey Man Has Removed White King’s Hippocampus! I write like Ursula K. Le Guin File Processed: Little Grey Man Has Removed White King's Hippocampus. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 4.50 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 85.18 Sentences: 294 Words...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    List Of Segments Involving Ufos!

    List Of Segments Involving UFOs! UFO Rescues Alice From Forest About To Burn! Alice’s Spacecraft Rammed By Another! Pilot Abducted By Hostile Aliens While Flying! Seven-Foot Tall Extraterrestrial Wants Alice To Have His Children! Visitor Gets Tea Party Laughing...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jun 21, 2013

    List Of Usaf Ufo Headings!

    List of USAF UFO Headings! 5,661 Words! Incident 1: Words: 2,062 Cook Throws, Hatter Trashes, Kills All On Board US Spacecraft! COOK THROWS, HATTER TRASHES, KILLS PLOT OUTLINE! A 1. Frog Footman Won’t Help USAF Spacecraft Enter Duchess...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Tweedles Each Eat Cinnamon-bun-spaceship!

    Tweedles Each Eat Cinnamon-Bun-Spaceship! 1. Two Cinnamon-bun-spaceships came close to the Red King’s face. “Here boys,” he said, “Before they get icing and cinnamon all over me, why don’t you each eat one?” “Thank you,” said the Tweedledee. “Ditto,” said...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    US Spacecraft Lands, Disappears!

    US Spacecraft Lands, Disappears! I write like Stephen King File Processed: US Spacecraft Lands Disappears Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.40 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 84.75 Sentences: 28...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Wonderland Battlefield Between UFO’S!

    Wonderland Battlefield Between UFO’s! “What’s going on?” asked Alice. “The “Talls” and the “Greys” as I call them are having a turf war,” said the Dormouse. “Wonderland is a part of their battlefield, not large enough for a major showdown, but still a...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Hatter Plays Piano Ever Since Alien Abduction!

    Hatter Plays Piano Ever Since Alien Abduction! 1. Alice felt quite transported as the Hatter played the “Moonlight Sonata” on the upright piano, on the lawn right beside the tea table where he normally sat. When he finished, the Hare and Dormouse remained utterly still and...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    Quoteable Dormouse

    Quoteable Dormouse Whether you are on the earth plane or in Wonderland there are always more moments to expand into. I have great compassion for all beings and what they are going through. Don't separate your life into little boxes of performance. The present doesn’t just...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 20, 2013

    Alien Princess Interviews Tweedles!

    Alien Princess Interviews Tweedles! I write like Annie Rice File Processed: Alien Princess Interviews Tweedles. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.06 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 83.17 Sentences: 36 Words: 203 Average...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    Kid With Gun Shrinks, Boards, Flies Empty Mini Usaf Craft

    Kid With Gun Shrinks, Boards, Flies Empty Mini USAF Craft I write like Stephen King Fortunately the craft had been programmed not to hit anything unless the right buttons had been pushed to make it do so. “Pow! Pow! Pow!” said the Kid as he approached the Duchess’s house...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Giant Aliens Scoop Up March Hare’s House, Say “Thanks” For “Sample!”

    Giant Aliens Scoop Up March Hare’s House, Say “Thanks” For “Sample!” I write like J. K. Rowling File Processed: Giant Aliens Scoop Up March Hare. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 3.42 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 90.89 Sentences: 12 Words: 137 Average Syllables per Word: 1.23...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    Nanotechnology Fake Usaf Craft Arrive In Wonderland!

    Nanotechnology Fake USAF Craft Arrive In Wonderland! I write like Lewis Carroll File Processed: Nanotechnology Fake USAF Craft Arrives At Tea Party. Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 2.64 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 87.53 Sentences: 37...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Aliens Experiment On Humpty Dumpty!

    Aliens Experiment On Humpty Dumpty! “What sort of experiments do they conduct on UFOs?” asked Alice. “They took me apart door by door and put me back together again,” said the Dormouse. “Many times!” “Wow! What about Humpty Dumpty?” “They cooked him hundreds...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    Kid Flies Usaf Craft!

    Kid Flies USAF Craft! Kid Shrinks And Grows The USAF Craft With Glee! 1. The Kid had his pockets full of shrinking and growing mushroom. He threw a growing one into a vent. The craft became ten times the size of a normal UFO. Then he threw in some shrinking mushroom. The craft...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013

    Grays Use Captured Usaf Spacecraft To Capture Alice!

    Grays Use Captured USAF Spacecraft To Capture Alice! I write like Stephenie Meyer File Processed: Grays Use Captured USAF Spacecraft To Trick Alice Flesh-Kincaid Grade Level: 2.88 Flesh Reading Ease Score: 87.65 Sentences: 29...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 5, 2013

    Kid With Gun Joyrides Outline!

    KID WITH GUN JOYRIDES OUTLINE! Thursday, September 02, 2010 A. Kid Puts Gun Down, Rat Picks It Up, Shoots, Misses! B. Kid Flies USAF Craft! Kid Shrinks And Grows The USAF Craft With Glee! Royal Procession Scatters At Sight Of USAF Craft! Soldiers Don’t Want To Play Tag With...
    harvard2 harvard2
    61-65, M
    Jun 21, 2013
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