I Wtf

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    I literally feel like I will never have

    chemistry with anyone. Emotionally. I fall too easy lol. Get attached to quickly. And then I get pissed to easy. I'll probably never be good enough for the one I want. Never pretty enough. Lower my standards, sure, and then what....be un satisfied? Just sitting here crying...
    peacexpuppyx peacexpuppyx
    22-25, F
    11 Responses Jan 12

    I'm sick of this generations culture

    where everyone is hooking up with everyone, it's really disgusting
    peacexpuppyx peacexpuppyx
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 27, 2015
    StaticMajor StaticMajor
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jul 21, 2014

    wtf EP is closing down ?

    wtf EP is closing down ? wtf EP is closing down ?
    cesgensla cesgensla
    18-21, M
    Mar 23

    Yesterday At the Beach

    There was this girl there, probably 12 or 13. She had a shirt on that read "I <3 Frat Boys". WTF x 1000. I wanted to slap her parents.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    45 Responses Jul 6, 2008

    Comments I deal with from family,

    friends, and other associates: "Why don't you have a boyfriend, Jessie?" Why don't you? Fight me. "You're such a pretty girl", "I love your style. " "You are soooo cute." Please stop lying to me. "Wow. You're really smart." Not really. "You're the nicest person I ever...
    ElChapo1 ElChapo1
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jan 21
    GraceIsGone2 GraceIsGone2
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 16

    "Some questions are better left unanswered".

    ...this saying just came to me this morning, while sitting in traffic on my way to work, and it made everything I was thinking about feel a little lighter. There are some things, I can't seem to let go of......but I really should. It's like a tug of war with myself sometimes.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Mar 4, 2015

    WTF World Taekwondo Federation WTF What

    If WTF Work Time Fun WTF Win the Future WTF Wikileaks Task Force WTF Whiskey Tango Foxtrot WTF When They Fall (band) WTF Worse Than Failure WTF What the Fish WTF What's This For WTF Why the face
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Jan 24, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 11, 2015
    Hotbodykitten Hotbodykitten
    18-21, F
    1 Response May 18, 2015

    I get cramps so bad it's totally handicapping

    and I can hardly get out of fetal position. It sucks. Sometimes my friend gives me these really strong pain killers and they are the only thing that actually works for the pain but then I literally feel like a zombie. Dang. Just can never decide which is worse :(
    GraceIsGone2 GraceIsGone2
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Apr 18

    My moms friends sister has Down syndrome So

    the doctor back in Iraq said slowly stop feeding her until she dies WTFF!! Why would he say that?! What an awful doctor!! Well she's 56 now and she's perfectly fine
    MyaA13 MyaA13
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jul 30, 2015

    Door Ways To Demonic Possession....

    How many have you opened today?I think we should warn the youth about Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. Oh and yoga.....As for fornication, well EP is whirlpool sucking us down into the nether pits of hell.The list isnt the reason I WTF though.I am WTFing because there is no...
    KatarinaVonSweet KatarinaVonSweet
    36-40, F
    17 Responses Aug 24, 2013

    Do you lay in bed trying to fall asleep

    but are kept up by the feeling that you are so totally alone?
    peacexpuppyx peacexpuppyx
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 28, 2015

    Wtf??? How Do Court Recorders Keep Straight Faces????

    These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your...
    Serenitree Serenitree
    70+, F
    10 Responses Apr 26, 2013
    Hotbodykitten Hotbodykitten
    18-21, F
    May 18, 2015
    SunsetsAndSunrises SunsetsAndSunrises
    13-15, F
    Nov 29, 2015
    xkmb xkmb
    56-60
    1 Response Sep 8, 2015

    I went to Mac to get some brow pomade Then I

    said Can I test this color? So the lady said ya sure let me do it for you! She wiped off any makeup on my brows I told her I had little to none And she said ok ok She wiped off the makeup and said WOW!! Hah you really don't have eyebrows! Like none at all towards the end...
    MyaA13 MyaA13
    16-17, F
    1 Response Aug 2, 2015

    I Do WTF When I Look At This

    My problems with this person are many..... not least crimes against style....  I'm also not sure of the sex of the individual.... Still the mullet is always amusing... Okay then, off to do the ironing and be quiet.
    KatarinaVonSweet KatarinaVonSweet
    36-40, F
    16 Responses Jul 14, 2013

    Some lad that is 13 has just called me a tranny

    and told me to die wtf this kids are so immature so ******* what i am a trans and what don't like it **** off and don't meassage me in the first you littile ***** that need's to be educated so don't start on me??
    DivaDuvall DivaDuvall
    16-17, T
    4 Responses Nov 29, 2015

    I just saw a story on TV about how pregnant

    women are selling their positive pregnancy tests. Women who want to trick their man into proposing/staying/giving them money, are buying these and using it to get what they want. Seriously? You want to trick a man into marrying you? That should work out well. That is creepy...
    PraiseBeToYevon PraiseBeToYevon
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Aug 25, 2015

    Wtf Is This The CIA?

    I JUST GOT THIS IN MY INBOX from some troll called jabatee: Dear indigowitch, It's Tom here, webmaster of CRV (site name : Cyber Remote Viewing part2) : website offering opportunity to perform self-testing for remote viewing ability You can reach to the site by Google...
    indigowitch indigowitch
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Oct 19, 2013
    xkmb xkmb
    56-60
    1 Response Nov 29, 2015

    My cousin has been in the bath

    since 11am It's almost 6pm No one can ever tell me that I take long in the shower ever again
    MyaA13 MyaA13
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Jul 27, 2015
    DiamondAuthority DiamondAuthority
    18-21, F
    1 Response Mar 30

    I think the artist ****** up the P in RIP.

    It's not supposed to have that little line coming out of it to the right at the bottom. What. The. F***. LMAO
    peacexpuppyx peacexpuppyx
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Jan 10

    "Confessions of a Ward Hopper"

    I came across this website a couple of months ago: "Confessions of a Ward Hopper" at http://singleswardhopper.com/ . For those who don't know, Mormons call their local congregations "wards," and young single adult Mormons are often segregated into "singles' wards" where they are...
    AngelikaMoon AngelikaMoon
    70+, F
    3 Responses Aug 25, 2013

    W T F It's Thursday!

    Half way there ;-)
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Nov 6, 2014

    It gets really annoying

    after a while when they same person makes thousands of other account just to message me like wtf. I obviously dont wanna talk to u so move tf along. Uses the same sentence to start off a conversation so i kno who u r im not dumb 😂
    LiLJunie LiLJunie
    16-17, F
    2 Responses Aug 19, 2015

    I think it's really creepy

    and basically inappropriate when EP users post stories regarding sexual experiences, and then ones about their kids. Those two aspects of life should be completely separate, not written about on the same profile
    peacexpuppyx peacexpuppyx
    22-25, F
    Oct 23, 2015

    i cant imagine this

    but it happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnK-SnL0tBs
    xkmb xkmb
    56-60
    1 Response Jan 18

    We did have a good time last night!

    Even my legs hurts, I never complain until after akindheart drop me off, She call me when she arrive home that freaking speeding ticket! She was **** and angry to that police they might think she's drinking but she's not, checking in her car! WTF? Police job is not easy and I...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 11, 2015

    Lol

     I was with my dad today as we patiently listened to a friend of my brothers go on, and on about his car.. (Yawn) He blathered on about how fast it could go from naught to sixty, Its souped up exhaust that made it really loud...The sound system that cost allot more than the...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Feb 28, 2009

    I'm just going to stray single forever.

    In relationships, heart and emotion just aren't safe anymore.
    peacexpuppyx peacexpuppyx
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Oct 27, 2015

    Why My Mood Is

    Many of you noticed my mood changed to “crushed” yesterday.  This is why.    I have been an agent for *Blank* Insurance Company for nearly 7 years.  Grew quite a large book of business. Just over 1 mil in value in fact.   Yesterday...
    Lexus Lexus
    36-40, F
    43 Responses Jan 11, 2008
    peacexxpuppy peacexxpuppy
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 2, 2015

    people like this vote

    and sometimes get jobs. doesnt that scare you?
    xkmb xkmb
    56-60
    3 Responses Oct 21, 2015

    I used to say this a lot

    but not so much anymore. Nothing really surprises me anymore. So now I just feel the pain of the moment and shake by head. Usually a little giggle will escape my lips at the same time.
    Jericho7 Jericho7
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Aug 27, 2014
    Hotbodykitten Hotbodykitten
    18-21, F
    May 18, 2015
    xkmb xkmb
    56-60
    1 Response Nov 2, 2015

    This is me https://instagram.

    com/p/6aezmGvjbN/
    peacexpuppy peacexpuppy
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Aug 19, 2015

    All I'm asking for is someone to love me

    for the a hole I truly am
    peacexpuppyx peacexpuppyx
    22-25, F
    9 Responses Oct 26, 2015

    ...why are there so many bladder related

    circles? and why are they all being suggested to me??
    10786y 10786y
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 1

    There's this guy: SadisticViolence.

    He's scary as ****. Res flags
    DiamondAuthority DiamondAuthority
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Apr 11

    Have you ever felt like,

    if you could watch yourself from the outside you wouldn't really like yourself?
    peacexpuppyx peacexpuppyx
    22-25, F
    1 Response Dec 20, 2015

    these boots were made

    for Joaquin.
    xkmb xkmb
    56-60
    Feb 9
    xkmb xkmb
    56-60
    1 Response Oct 5, 2015

    Obama bin Biden '08

    I swear to Baby Jesus, if this isn't photoshopped....  
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    20 Responses Aug 31, 2008

    This crap happens? Like im all

    for pics between girls and small number of sissys. But this?
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Aug 6, 2015

    When some random perv0 asks me

    for a pic, this is what they get...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    28 Responses Jun 6, 2015

    You leave a narcissist

    because you nearly lost your mind. You share a young child and so you are tied to him. He still continues to play victim for the mess his in. Never taking any ownership of his actions, which got him there. Blames everyone else, especially me. I had a breakdown and ended up in...
    Wiltingflower Wiltingflower
    41-45, F
    1 Response Mar 3

    Don't you just hate it

    when you right this really long experience and hit the backspace and its all gone yeah that just really happened makes my kind of pissed
    jsadhappyface jsadhappyface
    18-21, M
    Dec 6, 2015

    this is what a political debate on EP is like

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmA2ClUvUY
    xkmb xkmb
    56-60
    Mar 17

    Someone just messaged me

    and was like "I like the way you look sexy white girl" like WTF?! That's not the proper way to address something like that
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 1
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