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    My 25

    1. Racist 2. Rich 3. Unhappy 4. American 5. Single 6. An idiot 7. Standing 8. Hungry 9. Thirsty 10. Stoned 11. Religious 12. Afraid 13. At work 14. In bed 15. Driving 16. A Utd fan 17. A cat person 18. A meat eater 19. Educated 20. Bothered 21. Angry 22. The same 23...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 17, 2013

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    I Am Not....

    1 patient 2 a morning person 3 a vegetarian 4 skinny 5 good at saying no 6 a wife 7 a mother 8 a doormat, so i wish some would stop treating me like one 9 a genius 10 a blonde, but some say i act like one lol 11 feeling energetic today 12 a homeowner 13 always emotionally stable...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 2, 2013

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    Twenty-Five Thingys

     1.)   A dude   2.)  My laptop   3.)  With you   4.)  With anybody   6.)  Purple   7.)  An orange, either   8.)  Under 30   9.)  A bottle-washer 10.)  Anal-retentive 11.)  A truckdriver 12.)  Left-brained 13.)  Lucid when I'm dreaming 14.)  Married 15...
    turquoiseturtle turquoiseturtle 36-40, F 4 Responses Apr 18, 2013

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    Here Are 25 Things That I Am Not.

    1. I am not for the meek   2.  I am not a republican 3.  I am not a christian 4.  I am not lazy 5.  I am not married anymore 6.  I am not easy to con 7.  I am not easy going 8.  I am not right handed 9.  I am not ignorant 10.  I am not narrow minded 11.  I am not a...
    SpiceZ SpiceZ 56-60, F 3 Responses Nov 16, 2012

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    I Am Not...

     1. You   2. A sexy woman   3. A sexy man   4. Godzilla   5.  A Rocket Scientist   6. Filthy rich   7.  An alpha male   8. Tall (for a man)   9. Plotting to rule the world 10. Egotistical 11. My dog (but I want to be) 12. A bowl of Jello 13. Sweet and Innocent 14...
    RaceCarrington RaceCarrington 51-55, M 3 Responses Jul 17, 2013

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    Good Idea Minxy

    I have always wanted to write a story with 25, 50 or 100 things about me but always feel I'm too dull...lol. So it should be easier to say what I'm NOT. 1. I'm not single. 2. I'm not religious. 3. I'm not a fan of broccoli...or many other foods...I'm a picky eater. 4. But I'm...
    TattooedMissez TattooedMissez 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 6, 2012

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    FYI!!

    I am not (a)1. Male2. Immature3. Granny4. Weak-willed5. Computer Geek6. Model7. Empty Head8. Know-it-all9. Door mat10. Cry baby11. Unlazy (!)12. here to entertain anyone13. Self doubting14. anybody's Puppet15. Multitasker16. Clingy17. Sane18. Imitator19. brittle20. Angel21...
    deleted deleted 26-30 8 Responses Feb 10, 2013

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    Twenty-five Things I Am Not: 1.

    Ever going to desert the people I love. 2. A tiny, delicate person. 3. Politically, a liberal. 4. An atheist, or even an agnostic, for that matter. 5. Able to dance ballet. 6. Capable of running 100 meters in less than five minutes. 7. Fitting into one of those stupid Smart cars...
    ronnkron ronnkron 22-25, F 12 Responses Oct 28, 2014

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    1) I am not perfect 2) I am not into sports 3)

    I am not super outgoing and extroverted 4) I am not rich 5) I am not one to push politics onto people in fact I don't care for politics. 6) I am not a "macho" man. 7) I am not someone to underestimate. 8) I am not cruel 9) I am not an abuser of animals nor people 10) I am not as...
    Stitttch Stitttch 31-35, M Feb 1

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    I'M Not

    1 outgoing 2 mean 3 loud 4 selfish 5 rude 6 from another country 7 pretty 8 ugly 9 rich 10 untalented 11 pet owner 12 tall 13 fluent in any language but english 14 judgemental 15 organized 16 over bearing 17 unrealistic 18 materialistic 19 stupid 20 prudish 21 defensive driver 22...
    carolinagirls carolinagirls 31-35, F Apr 4, 2013

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    My 25.

    1) good at chemistry 2) good at cooking 3) selfless 4) selfish 5) quiet 6) anti-social 7) street smart 8) narcissistic 9) sure about life 10) sure about who I am and what I stand for 11) taken 12) failing (academically) 13) emotionally stable 14) sarcastic 15) unemphatic 16...
    righteouschica righteouschica 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 1, 2013

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    1. A good housekeeper.

    2. A skinny-Minnie. 3. A man. 4. All woman. 5. The definition of sexy. 6. Forgiving. 7. Heartless. 8. Trusting. 9. Ordinary. 10. Glamorous. 11. Easy to befriend. 12. A drinker. 13. A smoker. 14. 420 friendly. 15. The perfect woman. 16. College educated. 17. Anyone's babe, baby...
    iFortiTude iFortiTude 31-35 Dec 18, 2014

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    25 Thing I Am Not..

    1. Extrovert 2. An animal person 3. Neat freak 4. Someone who thinks people who like cartoons/animes/mangas/manhwas are childish 4. Someone who loves crowded, noisy  places 5.  Confident 6. Athletic 7. A good dancer 8. An artist 9. Realist 10. Neat 11. Popular 12. Fun to be...
    incog318 incog318 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 28, 2013

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    Things I Am Not

    1. I am not a hater2. not an atheist3. not a democrat4. not jealous5. not a gossiper6. not perfect7. not a saint8.not a smoker9. not perfect10. not a Bully11. not a liar12. not a back stabber13. not mean14. not hateful15. not married16. not looking to be married17. not homeless18...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 17, 2013

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    I'm Not....

    1. Tall 2. a genius 3. employed 4. cold-hearted 5. single 6. rich 7. perfect 8. an only child 9. spontaneous 10. a bad driver 11. psycho 12. able to intentionally hurt someone 13. quite where I want to be in life 14. promiscuous 15. a beer drinker 16. a...
    LG76 LG76 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 16, 2012

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    25 Things I'm Not

    1. not a meat eater,  2. Not a liar   3. Not a stealer   4. not a cheater 5. not a mathmatician. 6. Not a Psychologist   7. Not a sports person 8. not a phone person  9.  not a nudist  10.  Not a ********* 11. not a juggler   12. not a watermelon eater   13. not...
    aquarius3 aquarius3 61-65 1 Response Nov 12, 2012

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    25 Things I Am Not

    1. good at expressing myself verbally. 2. on a diet. 3. lonely. even when i'm alone. 4. needy. altho i love to feel needed. 5. an Idiot... altho i may play one from time to time. 6. always calm, cool & collected. 7. convinced that everything will work out just fine. 8. afraid of...
    SweetKiester SweetKiester 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 29, 2013

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    25 things I am not: (1) I'm not a clean freak.

    (2) I'm not mean. (3) I'm not perfect. (4) I'm not stupid. (5) I'm not boring. (6) I'm not average. (7) I'm not expected. (8) I'm not worried about other's expectations. (9) I'm not under anyone's thumb. (10) I'm not a backstabber. (11) I'm not good at remembering names. (12) I...
    ChattyCathy80 ChattyCathy80 31-35, F Aug 12, 2014

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    25 Huh?? Hmmm Not For The Faint Of Heart

    1) I am not shy - I will ask questions that might make you squirm...be prepared ...but see #4 2) I am not a beyotch naturally... but I can be on purpose, DON'T mess up my coffee order - GRANDE NONFAT LATE EXTRA SHOT ICED... ICED ***** ICED!!!! I will push back and it won't be...
    Derangedjdub Derangedjdub 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 6, 2012

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    What I Am Not

    An Astronaut, A bird, A car, A House, A Shelf Paris Hilton's delicates Voluptuous A Right-Wing conservative A Lawyer A Medical Professional A Psychologist Into Roleplay Your mother Electricity Frankenstein A Console Gamer Banksy Richard Nixon Broccoli Salmonella Doing my work...
    Chamberlane Chamberlane 70+, M Apr 24, 2013

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    My List Of 25 Things I'M Not !!!

    I am not 1. Stupid - just because I don't talkback doesn't mean I'm stupid. 2. Weak - just because I'm nice or I don't revenge doesn't make me weak. 3. Stubborn - although sometimes I wish I was. 4. Fearless - I am afraid of somethings . 5. Risky - I don't take risks. 6...
    Hope1001 Hope1001 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 24, 2013

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    25 Things I Am Not

    1. Wealthy2. Poor3. Male4. Female5. Intellectual6. Stupid7. Bored8. Perverted9. A Prude10. Timid11. Shy12. Bold13. Indecisive14. Hungry15. Cold16. G rated17. Snobby18. Young19. Content20. A Singer21. Post Modern Liberal222. Post Modern Feminist23. Socialist24. Communist25. 2 left...
    MrsJoanieBNH MrsJoanieBNH 56-60, T 1 Response Dec 16, 2012

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    I Am Not...

    1. confident2. tough (though I seem to give the impression I am)3. talkative4. a party person5. sexual6. classy7. very feminin8. skinny9. into sports (either watching or practicing them)10. that smart11. very friendly12. diplomatic13. quiet (when I'm with friends)14. a good...
    Mapping Mapping 26-30, F Nov 13, 2013

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    25 Things I Am Not 1.

    good at expressing myself verbally. 2. on a diet. 3. lonely. even when i'm alone. 4. needy. altho i love to feel needed. 5. an Idiot... altho i may play one from time to time. 6. always calm, cool & collected. 7. convinced that everything will work out just fine. 8. afraid of...
    SweeetKiester SweeetKiester 41-45, F Aug 23, 2014

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    My 25

    1. Naïve2. A virgin3. Good or evil - Apparently I'm Chaotic Neutral.4. Selfish5. Perfect - People should stop expecting me to be.6. Desperate - I want a girlfriend, but I have standards.7. Asexual - I like sex.8. Gay/bi9. Racist10. Impatient11. A druggy12. A woman13. A soda...
    tjlkitty tjlkitty 18-21, M Mar 2, 2013

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    I'm Not Normal, Either :)

    I'm not: 1. Depressed > I'm actually very happy. 2. Single > I'm very happily married. 3. Withdrawn > I used to be afraid to be the first to start a conversation, but then I realized I was losing so many opportunities. 4. Unemployed > I have so many jobs that I can't lose them...
    weirdcolor weirdcolor 36-40, M 2 Responses Jan 23, 2013

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    I'm Not

    1. Straight 2. Normal 3. Liar 4. Betrayer 5 Disloyal 6. Theif 6. Insincere 7. Daft 8. Good at being gay 9. Secure 10. Proud 11. OK 12. Superstud. But I'll give it a go :-) 13 Undersexed oversexed or just plain sexed 14. Wealthy 15. Unappraochable 16. Unkind 17. Religious 18...
    Pa1nsMcmurdo Pa1nsMcmurdo 41-45, M 2 Responses Nov 12, 2012

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    I Am N O T

    1. selfish 2.mean 3. male 4.a cat lover 5.a fan of country music 6.a fan of rock music 7.a race care driver 8.a cult member 9.a cheater 10. a liar 11. a good speller 12 fat 13. a sports fan 14. a good student 15. gay 16. a hair dye user 17. a gossip 18. a bad person 19. a pervert...
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F Apr 10, 2013

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    25 Things I Am Not

    1. Blonde 2. Short 3. A vegetarian 4. Left handed 5. A Drama Queen 6. A mother 7. High Maintenance 8. A smoker 9. Materialistic 10. Bad at Math 11. Opposed to same sex marriage 12. Afraid to stand up for myself or those I love 13. Irresponsible 14. Quiet 15. A prude 16. Lazy 17...
    americanwitch americanwitch 36-40, F 1 Response Jan 16, 2013

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    These 25 Things That I'M Not

    1. Lesbian 2. Old 3. A guy 4. A parent 5. Outgoing 6. Mean 7. Fat 8. Dumb 9. A teacher 10. A baby 11. A bad friend 12. A bad person 13. Dead 14. A ghost (but sometimes I feel like one) 15. Tall 16. An actress 17. Annoying 18. A b*tch 19. Dirt 20. A dog 21. An apple 22. An...
    CassiaDream CassiaDream 18-21, F Apr 24, 2013

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    Not These, Nope.

    1. An apple.2. A toaster.3. A piece of raisin toast.4. A selfish person.5. An unselfish person.6. An extrovert.7. Vanilla.8. Well-adjusted.9. Deliberately unkind.10. An idiot, but naive, yes.11. A bad friend.12. A bad cook.13. A supermodel.14. A patsy.15. Patsy Cline.16. A...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 20, 2013

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    I Am Not . . .

    1 -  Weak 2 -  Selfish 3 -  Negative 4 -  Shallow 5 -  Judgemental / critical 6 -  Ignorant / unaware / stupid 7 -  A Hater / racist 8 -  Religious 9 -  Perfect 10 - Immoral 11 - A Prude 12 - Loose 13 - Ashamed 14 - Political 15 - Pro-Life 16 - Bisexual 17 - Married 18...
    maltesemermaid maltesemermaid 41-45, F 10 Responses Dec 16, 2012

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    So I have never done one of these lists before.

    This seemed like a good one to start with. What are 25 things that I am not... 1) ANYTHING OTHER THAN HUMAN. I don't identify with any race because we all bleed red, breathe the same chem trail laden air, and rest the same gmo riddled food. 2) POLITICAL - the corporate...
    Jericho7 Jericho7 36-40, M 1 Response Sep 5, 2014

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    I Am Not

    1. A penny pincher- especially when it comes to coffee 2. Single 3. Tidy- this is the understatement of the year 4. Living in my native country 5. Well equipped to take care of a dog 6. Strong willed enough to hold out on buying one for much longer 7. A fan of tofu 8. Someone who...
    tjschira tjschira 22-25 Mar 25, 2013

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    I Wtk 25 Things You Are Not Twenty-five Things

    I Am Not: 1. Ever going to push my political or religious opinions on you. 2. Going to take my friends for granted. 3. Going to run a marathon. 4. Going to stop respecting myself. 5. Piercing my tender bits. 6. Eating liver. 7. Beating Bobby Flay. 8. Backing down from the...
    AbbyVents AbbyVents 22-25, F 4 Responses Oct 31, 2014

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    1. Perfect 2. A man 3.

    Tall 4. Skinny 5. Your mom 6. Related to you in any way (hopefully) 7. Good with math 8. Nice all the time 9. Happy right now 10. Interested in any creeps 11. Into many movies 12. An animal 13. Good at expressing myself 14. Religious 15. Very social 16. Interested in politics 17...
    EmoSakurachan EmoSakurachan 18-21 May 5, 2014

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    I Am Not....

    1: Outgoing 2: Stupid 3: Able to learn things quickly 4: Good at remembering things 5: Tall 6: Thin 7: A Vegetarian! 8: Fake 9: A liar 10: Good at expressing my emotions 11: Predjudiced 12: Late 13: Happy where I am 14: Afraid to take a chance 15: Making the same mistakes again...
    amodelcitizen amodelcitizen 36-40, M Dec 16, 2012

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    Thi Is Not Me.

    1. I am not submissive. 2. I am not impatient. 3.I am not tall. 4. I am not wealthy. 5. I am not that vain, just proud of my 36D's. 6. I am not girly. 7. I am not easily provoked. 8.I am not a fan of rap music. 9. I am not lazy. 10. I am not a coward. 11. I am not a registered...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Dec 15, 2012

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    25 Things I Am Not 1.

    good at expressing myself verbally. 2. on a diet. 3. lonely. even when i'm alone. 4. needy. altho i love to feel needed. 5. an Idiot... altho i may play one from time to time. 6. always calm, cool & collected. 7. convinced that everything will work out just fine. 8...
    SvveetKiester SvveetKiester 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 15

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    This I Am Not

    1. judgemental 2.petty 3.uptight 4.there yet 5.a know-it-all 6.Republican 7.married 8.a member of Facebook; YUK! 9.Amero-centric 10.afraid of the dark 11.a big tv watcher 12.narrow-minded 13.a Sith 14.a football fan 15.pessimistic 16.dumb enough to think politicians really give a...
    DIYman DIYman 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 16, 2012

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    I Am Not...

    1) ...sane. 2) ...a doormat. 3) ...motivated enough. 4) ...stereotypically black. 5) ...dead yet, although that depends on the preferred definition. 6) ...in the right universe, now where's my return address? 7) ...staying in this country. I want out, goshdarnit! 8) ...simple, by...
    Kyroe Kyroe 18-21, M 2 Responses Nov 8, 2012

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    These Are The Things I Am Not...

    1- Untrustworthy2- Disloyal3- Unhelpful4- Unfriendly5- Discourteous6- Unkind7- Disobedient8- Uncheerful9- Wasteful10- Cowardly11- Disorganised12- Disrespectful13- Prudish14- Closed-minded15- Innocent16- Religious17- Flighty18- Obese19- Hairy20- Short21- Undesirable22...
    Original Original 41-45, M May 20, 2013

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    1. Judgmental 2. Outgoing 3.

    Racist 4. Let people put me in a box 5. Heterosexual or Bisexual 6. Tall 7. Perfect 8. A Drama Queen 9. Going to find proper fitting bras, clothes or shoes that fit me properly. 10. Going to see the Eagles win a Super Bowl in my lifetime 11. Giving up on empowering...
    syreatadiva syreatadiva 26-30, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Not The Real Me!

    For the record, I am not:SuperstitiousYoungOld (yet!)Retired - but wannabeSportyUntidySingleRichBaldingImpotentCleverLucky on the LotteryUnfriendlyGood at woodworkUncaringAn alpha maleHomophobicGayInterested in carsCelibatePerfectIntolerantClean-shavenA grandfather (yet)A fan of...
    burstin2go burstin2go 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 6, 2013

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    I Am Not

    1. Perfect 2. Nasty 3. Patient 4. Stingy 5. Stupid 6. Organised 7. Good at maths 8. Cold-hearted 9. A nag 10. French 11. Male 12. Fake 13. Driven 14. Good at sports 15. Sensible 16. Stereotypical 17. Where I want to be just yet 18. Out of hope 19. Out of love 20. Broken 21...
    DancingFox DancingFox 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 16, 2012

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    Am Not

    1. I am not in a relationship2. I am not a smoker3. I am not living alone4. I am not unemployed5. I am not boring6. I am not ugly7. I am not tolerant of rudeness8. I am not always happy9. I am not in control of whom I fall in love with10. I am NOT the non-custodial parent11. I am...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Dec 1, 2012

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