It might be cheaper then paying the monkey's we have now.
I know the theorem is that a million monkeys will produce a work of art....but what about something technical.
Lock them in a room with food, water, a bathroom and government released reports and let them have at!
infinite monkey theorem:
if an infinite number of monkeys keyboarded for an infinite amount of time, they will eventually produce a work of art verbatim... such as HAMLET (or something like that.)
SO -- could a million monkeys at a million keyboards eventually come up with a...