Well, if we are what we eat... I'm scrumptious and nummy and ready to be eaten...
It's true, I eat scrumptious and nummy food. I also eat organic food. I mean all the produce I purchase and consume is grown, not cloned in some lab someplace! Likewise, the meat...
...That makes me a cross between a chicken and a pig, decorated with various vegetables and potato-based foods and snacks, coated with a layer of butter and cheese, sandwiched between two slices of bread, soaked in a mixture of ketchup and gravy, and finally, a few pinches of...
I am spam
Spam I am
I love it with grits
I think it comes from ham
I could eat it with toast
I like it better than roast
I love it every way
I eat it every day
I do I do love spam
Thats why I say spam I am
ive been staying at miserys and we've just established that I live off nothing but pitta bread and hummous, with the occasional bit of Green and Blacks chocolate and Salt and Vinegar McCoys chips. apart from that its pretty much nothing.
its hard being a vegan with an eating...