I Wtk the Magical Pick Up Line Generator

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    The. Best. Ever. (Not Really)

    Hey baby, I noticed you had a bra on. I'd like to stick my face in that. Hey there, if you can speak Parseltongue you can get in my chamber of secrets. Have you seen Aladdin? I sure do like sex. Please have sex with me. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I...
    InfamousKilljoyLorelei InfamousKilljoyLorelei
    18-21, F
    Jul 2, 2013

    Ha Ha, I Am So Using This On My Bff Next Time!!

    If this bar is a meat market... you must be the prime rib.
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87
    22-25, F
    Jul 1, 2010

    Oo-er Missus ;)

     Your Pickup Line Is... Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?  
    mistygrey mistygrey
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Oct 20, 2009

    Good Thing I'm Not Counting On This Line to Score!!

    Your Pickup Line Is You must be Jamaican... because Jamaican me crazy.
    lonesurvivor lonesurvivor
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Aug 24, 2009

    Your Pickup Line Is...

    "Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street."
    hardware hardware
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Apr 19, 2011

    A Couple Lines For Ya

    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? That's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?  
    siggy10 siggy10
    31-35, M
    13 Responses Oct 21, 2009

    Haha..

    If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as hot as you... I'd have a 5 cents.
    monsterdog81 monsterdog81
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Jan 5, 2011

    I Loves Him More Though..

    Your Pickup Line Is: Hey baby... I can tell we both love the same things; Me!
    ariesgrl16 ariesgrl16
    16-17, F
    Oct 19, 2009

    Hey Baby...

    Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again? --- Wow, I was expecting something more original than that. :/
    lntel lntel
    22-25
    Dec 30, 2011

    LOL

    Your Pickup Line Is Hi. You'll do.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    5 Responses Aug 14, 2009

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