I wish it was my entire life but unfortunately it can't be right now. Its still a large part however... what about u?
You Are Extremely Empathetic
Whenever someone you love feels a certain way, you can't help but feel that way too.
Here are 30 of the most common traits:
1. Knowing: Empaths just know stuff, without being told. It’s a knowing that goes way beyond intuition or gut feelings, even though that...
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I'm curious as to how many can identify with this:
Being an empath is when you are affected by other people’s energies, and have an innate ability to...
So you love gaming but it’s costing you a fortune and you’re being forced to choose between paying your rent and playing your beloved game. And let’s be honest, it’s not...
i like my liquor how i like my men strong
You like pizza? Cuz you a hot pizza ***
You Jamaican? Cuz you Jamaican me cray cray
You from Tennessee? Cuz you the only 10 I see!
Got a map? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you a pirate? Cause I want yo booty.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat, would you let me hit that?
If I used spell check, it would turn "you & I" into "us".
If you were...
In some countries, the brides always wear red and maroon colors, while in some others, brides normally wear white for their wedding. Whatever the bride wears, she must look special...
I love my women how I like my camera...flashing.
First I am going to move to the mountains. Then I'm gonna get two sheep. A male and a female. I will name them Hansel and Gretel and make baby clothes out of their lanolin. I'm...
You're like my toe....I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
On the flip-side of the pick up line, I have a pin that says "I like your approach. Now let's see your departure"
Are you a pencil? Cause you lookin sharp today...
Have you ever tripped over a branch? How about a root?
We have a big jar of pickles just for me
If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Did you know that line dancing provides both physical and mental exercise? Not only is it a safe way to raise your heart rate to build stamina, but studies have shown that it can...
Last night I was working on something where I write down my favorite lines from my favorite songs and singing them as if they were all one song. I ended up doing it for forty songs...
As I mentioned recently I was born about three months too early and for my entire life since then I have been small for my age. I am 13 years old now but I look more like I am 10...
I think I could be a possible danger to myself, 'cause looking at you drives me crazy. I need to be restrained'-)
You should change your name to "Nobody." Why? Because they always say, "Nobody's perfect."
Do you work at Little Caesars? Cuz you're hot and I'm ready ;))))
I'm sorry, I forgot your name. Can I just call you mine?
Are you my pinky toe because I'd bang you on all my furniture.
~worst pickup line~
(Someone actually used it on me yesterday ._.)
"Do you know how to spell stud? Because I have the std, and all I need is u"
If i could make any compound, id make Uranium Iodine, to put U and I together
I wish i was Adenine so i could be paired with U
You must be the square root of -1 because you cant be real
If you were an enzyme, id be your DNA synthase so i could unzip your genes
you're almost perfect, there's just... one thing wrong with you. your lips, they aren't on mine.