Still working on mine ......
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I'll make your bed rock.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Are you a fruit? I ask because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I love when guys use pick-up lines on me! I think its adorable.
the best one from my bf when we first started dating:
if I let you sit on my face, could I eat my way to your heart?
I remember a real old & bad one...
he: Is your name Gillette?
she: no! why?
he: cuz you're the best a man can get... xD xP :D xD
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
I would **** you so hard, you'd learn from it.
Sex is Evil; Evil is Sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.
So... what are the chances of my balls slappin' your *** tonight?
yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
An oldie... 'the only reason i would kick you of bed is to **** you on the floor.'
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
would you like a Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Are those **** me eyes, or **** you eyes?
looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and **** you for glory.
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?
we'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Let's play Barbie. I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.
the FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
you make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers
you look familiar, have we had sex before?
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonite
This is from the Disney series Liv And Maddie. It is my favorite romantic line I ever heard in my life. "I'll wait for you as long as it takes"
Of course, I'd only think this was...
Really need a boyfriend 😂
"I pick my poison and it's you" ^^ - Rita Ora
I've been at work all day, and now I'm finally on my way home. Tried to stop by a coffee shop to use the restroom, but the line was too long. Waited for about 20 minutes before I...
I can be incredibly bad at pick up lines enjoy my failure
Hey girl/dude did you fall from heaven, cause you look like you've been in a terrible accident