The moment someone sprouts a lame pick up line and I can't reply because it was just that funny....
Damn boy, are you my appendix? Because I'm not sure how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out. .-.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. :-)
Baby did you fart, cause you just blown me away!
This is a cool one. It is so funny.
I love you like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
Girl ate you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out
Hey baby are you a parking ticket; because your looking fine? -Glen Quagmire 2008
Hey baby I'm thinking of a letter between T and V guess what it is? Its you! -Glen Quagmire 2008
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in. -Smosh 2014
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away. -Smosh 2014
Hey I know a guy who wants to go out babe; guess who it is? It's me! -Glen Quagmire 2008
Did it hurt much falling from heaven?
I know someone who likes you. ..kiss me and I'll tell you who he is.
Does this (rag soaked in chloroform) smell like puppies breath or fresh baked cookies? Lol jk
I'll send a picture of me if you'll send me a picture of you ??????? wait that's not funny! Nor is it appropriate!
Don't let this rape turn into a murder
You must be tired because you've been running though my mind all night
..... ... .. . .Get in the van
hi there.. you're very beautiful. do you have any German or swede in you? ...want some?
my penis is still erect. ..hey wait. You're not my doctor. but thats no reason why we can't "practice." ;)
who's your agent? wanna make a movie?
if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? ...please..?
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
Want to go home tonight and get breakfast in the morning?
I love having pantie lines love wearing tight nylon shorts or light colored pants so I can show off my pantie lines. once I wore a pair of white khaki shorts with a pair of orange...
Island by The Starting Line because it brings back memories
This quiz was very short. . .
You Are Extremely Empathetic
Whenever someone you love feels a certain way, you can't help but feel that way too.
The emotions of others deeply...
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Ok so I read my palms for fun but basically I have really weird palms ...because if u can see my head and heart lines are connected...I just have one line instead of 2... I looked...
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