i want scottish accent, south african, australian or british accent.
First off about me - I'm a 28 years old male, work out regularly, have a good job with a few artistic hobbies, am fairly good looking in that women make passes on me and am a...
I am NOT:
1 - Racist
2 - Manipulative
3 - Impolite
4 - Rude
5 - Fearless
6 - Happy (at the moment)
7 - Bossy
8 - Tall
9 - Perfect
10 - Flawless
11 - Outgoing
12 - Cruel
i have a new zealand-ish accent
 the dark - Nah, I adore the dark. For some reason I feel much safer when I'm in the dark ?
[ ] staying single forever - A future life of a nun, why would I be scared of it? Lol...
I'm now developing a Norwegian accent, simply because my partner is from Norway and has been teaching me his native language.
When I do speak English, the Norwegian accent likes...
I have family that I really dislike (I don't like to use hate) and prefer not to speak to even when they try to reach out because its either fake or a set up for some more bs...
What should I watch first........
I know whats for breakfast. Its you in my bed. You have on one of my dress shirts I wore last night that was ripped off by you. It looks better on you, love you can't button it up...
I hope all my friends have a great day on EP and in real life.
I hope you have a great day because you deserve it.
You Are Dark Chocolate
You live your life with intensity, always going full force.
You push yourself (and others) to the limit... you want more than you can handle.
Happy Saturday! Have an amazing day!
My friends often ask for piggyback rides and I let them get on my back. My son told me there is an unwritten rule that once someone becomes a mom they no longer give piggyback...
I would definitely like to know yours, if you'd like to know mine private message me ;)
Not all the time... But you new EPers, join some experiences, it'll be cool :)
I believe everyone should have the freedom to be themselves, create their own identity and make their own choices, as long as they're not harming anyone else. I feel like society...
You Have Low Self Esteem 60% of the Time.
Transparent, sparkles (hence my nickname lol) or just very light colours.
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2. "His men would...
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The barber replies with a...
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It wasn't long before Captain...
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The brand new blonde waitress...
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St Peter says "I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn't cause...
It's impossible to impress everyone. There will always be those who just don't understand you or would do things differently.
No matter how smart or good looking or how good you...
Hi there my names Jason 41 married in NC ...wanna hear how slutty you are and i hope you dont mind that i have a wifey ... Message me ladies
Life will knock you off your feet. How hard you can get hit and keep pushing forward is important.
I've been through so much but it was worth it all because I am happy by which I...
Song lyrics are the best. "I might like you better if we slept together," for instance.
I am honored to write this speech to you all.
Truth be told I am very young... Today I want to tell you a story about my life.
This story is about loving yourself.
I was the...
I can't stress this enough .. Ugh smh family issues
2 friends and myself slept with the same girls at the same time during a power outage.
ran a train on a girl at a park
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