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    Your Fortune Is: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Follow these wise words carefully.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F Oct 5, 2009

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    Your Fortune Is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.   lol
    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Mar 14, 2010

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    Your Fortune Is: Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 14, 2010

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    My fortune cookie for today - You will find great fortunes in unexpected places.
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    Mine said "Your exotic ideas lead you to many exciting, new adventures!"
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Absolutely my beautiful buxom lady, I know you would share your tasty fresh milk...What's a good cookie with some great milk?
    AfanOfbigNaturals AfanOfbigNaturals 41-45, M 6 hrs ago

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    You Are A WhiteboardYou are a dreamer, a visionary, and a straight up idea person. You are very creative.Even if the things you think up are a bit wacky, they often are brilliant...
    ClaudNine ClaudNine 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 19

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    alair4321123 alair4321123 36-40, M Jan 28

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    Some of my fondest memories as a child was watching my mind mom make cookies around the holidays. Always made from scratch. My 2 favorite cookies I loved to eat when they were warm...
    Allie9273 Allie9273 41-45, F 1 Response Feb 4

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    I always eat raw cookie dough when I'm making chocolate chip cookies it's delicious.
    londepV londepV 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    Had too much red wine one time. Felt a bit hungry after. So i insisted with my friends to go an Indian tea house because I want to know my future. To my dismay, I was told upfront...
    Elleshore81 Elleshore81 31-35, F Feb 1

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    I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE raw cookie dough especially chocolate chip mmmmmmmmmmmm :)
    RedsSaphire RedsSaphire 31-35, F Feb 3

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    LOL eating cookie dough right now YUMMY :)
    RedsSaphire RedsSaphire 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    Girl Scout cookies: infiltrate the dealer, find the supplier
    Sxculent Sxculent 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 4

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    Even if I love cookies :D Sharing is caring.
    CookieMonstuh CookieMonstuh 16-17, M 1 Response Feb 8

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    Keira Knightley's rendition of Lost StarsShe can sing too! Loving it! =)
    anonlyme anonlyme 26-30, M 1 hr ago

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    This may be fake but can you guess what this puzzle is? :D
    ThereIsNoName ThereIsNoName 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 7

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    Does anyone wanna give me a reading... free of charge...?
    bubblebobble83 bubblebobble83 31-35, F Feb 19

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    Mmmmmmmmm I love Oreos mmmmmmmmmmmm. By the way I'm bored out my mind !
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 29

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    But of all the ginger biscuits, I love Pfeffernusse the mostest! :-F
    Bethstar Bethstar 26-30, F 1 Response Feb 3

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    I have a slight addiction honestly. I don't think I'd be able to function properly without the yummy bits. XD
    XxLittleBrotherxX XxLittleBrotherxX 18-21, M 2 Responses Feb 17

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    I know that might sound random, but you don't know how bad I want one.
    ThatOneSomaliGirl ThatOneSomaliGirl 13-15, F 1 Response Feb 18

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    I would give the shirt off my back to help anyone. trouble with that though is getting hurt when people take the shirt and run
    theUN theUN 31-35, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    A piece by Terence McKenna, an American philosopher. He discusses the impact of history and the meaning of existence, an unknown existence that may "become visible somewhere down...
    alan61a alan61a 51-55, M Jan 28

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    My favorite Pokemon is mewto
    anaant24 anaant24 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 28

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    "Mr. Grady, you were the caretaker here. I recognize ya. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You, uh, chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your...
    Dreambrother Dreambrother 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 28

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    Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others, past and present. And by each crime and every kindness, we birth our future. Cloud Atlas
    bcvegas4u2 bcvegas4u2 66-70, M Jan 28

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    Time - Phrase 01:41:41 You are a bad machine, that´s why the factory keeps you here. 01:41:46 Do you know how I know? 01:41:49 I know because I´m from the factory. 01:41:54 I...
    LysistratasWeakness2 LysistratasWeakness2 51-55, M Jan 28

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    The Decemberists - The Wrong Year  Was the first song I heard when I woke up. Stuck with me, despite Spotify being SO dead on with what it's choosing at random from the 105hr...
    S74rxed S74rxed 31-35, F Jan 28

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    Ooh my gosh, I love this one with a passion! :)... I don't know if I'm a weirdo for laughing at the ways he dies in the end, though, especially when he lights himself on fire. o,o...
    ChellyRocker ChellyRocker 22-25, F Jan 28

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    I tend to fuss a lot with my hair, I believe the word is "obsess", so I thought, what the hell, take the quiz!Your Hair Should Be BrownYou are an intelligent, well respected person...
    ClaudNine ClaudNine 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 29

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    Your Hair Should Be RedYou are a passionate person... both in love and in life.  You have many causes that are important to you. You can be very intense.You are very fiery...
    SaraBee1995 SaraBee1995 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 29

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    Scorpio Your psychological nature is bilious with aggressive impulses that spur the transformation of your being and of any situation you are involved in. You are constantly...
    OccultumLapidem OccultumLapidem 22-25, M Jan 29

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    I'm on Facebook Twitter & MySpace I rarely use Tumblr
    Theinfo Theinfo 22-25, M Jan 29

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    LADIES, I became pregnant with the Paragard IUD. Also, my body expelled the IUD and I had to be rushed to the ER. I am now 4 weeks pregnant. I do not recommend the use of any IUD's...
    PreggerswithIUD PreggerswithIUD 22-25 Jan 30

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    [Twofer] Collective Soul - Run / No More, No Less    Having some nostolgic incisive and acerbic thoughts today.  ...
    S74rxed S74rxed 31-35, F 2 Responses Jan 30

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    "Moth" - Hellyeah 
    ChellyRocker ChellyRocker 22-25, F Jan 30

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    epik high , we fight ourselves
    aloysia aloysia 26-30, F Jan 31

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    G.R.L. - Ugly Heart  One of the newbies for 2015 I found on Spotify a couple weeks ago. Been on my workout playlist, but I really like it otherwise.    G...
    S74rxed S74rxed 31-35, F Jan 31

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    damn just stayed up all night it is now 5:00 am dont feel tired probably will feel the backfire later tho
    mysteriousnite mysteriousnite 13-15, F Feb 1

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    Is anybody else from Montreal Quebec?
    CanadiensGirl CanadiensGirl 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 1

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    1) I am not perfect 2) I am not into sports 3) I am not super outgoing and extroverted 4) I am not rich 5) I am not one to push politics onto people in fact I don't care for...
    Stitttch Stitttch 31-35, M Feb 1

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    This could be frightening, it's like a tiny little peek into my mind... quite honestly I listen to a little of everything, and it changes with my mood at any given moment in my...
    WithGracefulness WithGracefulness 46-50, F 1 Response Feb 2

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    Using Spotify since I don't have an iPod... 01.) Cake - Sheep Go To Heaven 02.) Noah and the Whale - Heart of Nowhere 03.) Davina and the Vagabonds - Oh Heavenly Day 04.) Tapes 'n...
    S74rxed S74rxed 31-35, F Feb 2

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    CHVRCHES - Recover  This came up on Spotify random much earlier today shortly before work was over. Have listened to it SEVERAL times on repeat this evening. ...
    S74rxed S74rxed 31-35, F 1 Response Feb 2

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