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I Wtk the Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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    Obvious Cookie Is Obvious

    Your Fortune Is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.   lol
    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Mar 14, 2010

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    Your Fortune Is: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Follow these wise words carefully.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F Oct 5, 2009

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    Your Fortune Is: Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 14, 2010

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    I actually know what my name means without using a generator. The Pearl, Hidden from the storm, son of the friend of the king, (and the last through my husband) peeved.
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    Why is it that the raw cookie dough tastes better than the baked cookie?
    a2alexa a2alexa 16-17, F 7 Responses Mar 12

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    One of my favorite memories is eating chocolate chip cookie dough that my mom made. I was just a lil girl with a big spoon, too short to even hit the counter with my head. That...
    XraZorBladezX XraZorBladezX 18-21, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Unless it's white chocolate macadamia nut cookies...then we'd wrestle for it
    Josh1978 Josh1978 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 2

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    Yesterday an 18 year old student gave his teacher a marijuana cookie and could be facing expulsion and a felony. I am confused about why the teacher wasn't more appreciative ha ha...
    obtuseabuse obtuseabuse 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 7

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    Mmmm :p homemade cookies hot & fresh from the oven, crunchy on the outside, warm & gooey on the inside :) yummy!
    TheHeartOfALovingSoul TheHeartOfALovingSoul 22-25, M Mar 9

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    for my favorite cookie. i apologize too much, you are right. i should express feelings and count on others to either handle them or to tell me if im wrong. while wallowing in my...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M Mar 11

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    I almost always have cookie dough in my fridge and not for baking......
    jadedforeternity jadedforeternity 36-40, F Mar 15

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    hmmmm.. chocolate is the key.. and cookies are the door.. to a land of happiness..
    FaitAccomp1i FaitAccomp1i 70+, M 4 Responses Mar 16

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    Eating raw cookie dough and other goods that contain raw egg is like the socially acceptable version of Russian Roulette. Somebody is going to die from raw egg disease and everyone...
    HateMeLoveMe101 HateMeLoveMe101 18-21, F Mar 18

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    Eat Raw Cookie Dough............
    goodnites25 goodnites25 22-25, M Mar 21

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    Go in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined!
    MilweePetite MilweePetite 22-25, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    SmoothOperatorha SmoothOperatorha 26-30, M Mar 19

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    But not with Microsoft or Apple!
    alanbt alanbt 61-65, M 1 Response Mar 2

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    xXxWildOnexXx xXxWildOnexXx 13-15, F Mar 3

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    One hit wonder! Cannabis cup Winner!!
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    It is awesome but you cant have it every day
    mckena7 mckena7 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 9

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    Probably why I have gained 70 lbs in the past year. Lol
    Chubbyhubby230 Chubbyhubby230 31-35, M 2 Responses Mar 14

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    Should get them today! I went a little crazy & ordered 10 boxes... nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom......
    BarbaraJo78 BarbaraJo78 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 14

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    And I honestly don't give a **** about salmonella. Too delicious lol.
    Retro5NAF Retro5NAF 26-30, F 4 Responses Mar 20

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    Warm. Not hot. Am crazy not masochistic.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 22

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    How are they so addictive???
    PhantomPower PhantomPower 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 23

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    How can you not!? :O Especially double stuffed with a nice cold glass of milk! Thats like perfect for any situation :P
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 2 Responses Mar 24

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    with anyone that was hungry.I can always get another.
    whoknowswhatithink whoknowswhatithink 41-45, M 3 days ago

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    I had an epiphany a few days ago I was sitting on a stoop in front of a gas station thinking about how I was at the point of no return, feeling broken to the point I couldn't even...
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    A wolf A demon wolf butler Pure white and a love for the elegant Prideful of his work And will do as his lord bids of him... If he had a lord to serve
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    Films that make me laugh out loud! 1) Bad Boys 1 & 2 2) The Inbetweeners movie (first one) 3) Run Fatboy Run 4) 21 Jump Street 5) Hot Fuzz 6) Shanghai Knights 7) Paul 8...
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    shared a smoothie with my nude daughter and my semi clothed son. Love that they are becoming more open to nudism!
    Prettyboy82 Prettyboy82 31-35, M 5 Responses Mar 1

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    Love this video! And yes, yes I do!
    2ndinline 2ndinline 31-35, F Mar 1