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    Your Fortune Is: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Follow these wise words carefully.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F Oct 5, 2009

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    Your Fortune Is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.   lol
    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Mar 14, 2010

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    Your Fortune Is: Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 14, 2010

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    the way I do it they're soft and gooy in the middle and the edges are a bit hard and crunchy, I always aim for that spot as I feel that is when they're at their best
    Azureal Azureal 26-30, M 3 hrs ago

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    Im an Umbreon. We are a perfect match.
    XxBloodyLullabyxX XxBloodyLullabyxX 22-25, M 8 hrs ago

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    My favorite is Umbreon ^_^
    XxBloodyLullabyxX XxBloodyLullabyxX 22-25, M 8 hrs ago

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    Nah I would keep the cookie
    ginaw35 ginaw35 46-50, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    C is for cookie and thats good enough for me :) im the real cookie monster. dont tell anybody!
    JennaRee JennaRee 13-15, F 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    Only if I really thought you needed it...if not...keep your hands off my cookie! 😊
    DomestixGoddess DomestixGoddess 46-50, F 10 Responses 5 days ago

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    .... even if it's the most awesome, amazing, one-of-a-kind cookie, I'd split it with you because I'm just an awesome, amazing, one-of-a-kind girl :DAs they say... sharing is caring...
    SunnyDayze2 SunnyDayze2 22-25, F 11 Responses a week ago

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    I stood here everyday offering you my last cookie. Each day I held up that cookie but you never acknowledged there was ever anything in my hand. There were so many other things on...
    dancingWATERz dancingWATERz 51-55, F 12 Responses Jul 21

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    Half baked is the best though.
    lilacbunny lilacbunny 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 20

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    Not sure why but I haven't had a cookie in the longest time.
    Fallflower Fallflower 36-40, F 6 Responses Jul 20

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    Has a raw cookie dough Pop Tart just now
    ChrisHartung ChrisHartung 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 19

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    But once I start eating the cookies, I won't stop. Soon, all the cookies in the world will fall at my mercy, as my relentless crusade of non stop cookie eating puts me up against...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jul 19

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    What.......... is that bad?
    Miklee02 Miklee02 41-45, F 7 Responses Jul 19

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    but...why cant I have any? raw cookie dough is so good! *DERP face*
    Aquamarinepearlz11 Aquamarinepearlz11 13-15, F 3 Responses Jul 17

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    one time I got a fortune cookie that said "someone will give you something".....what? a headache? money? a hard time?? argh!!!
    jbm1984 jbm1984 31-35, F Jul 17

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    I feel the safest in my room, I always have, I hate leaving my bedroom.
    TheNinjaLesbian TheNinjaLesbian 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    1) Judgemental, 2) Homophobic, 3)Pretty, 5)Racist, 6)Emotionless, 7) Perfect, 8) Anti-Social, 9)Beautiful, 10) Thin, 11) Happy, 12) Motivated, 13) Good at giving gifts, 14) Cruel...
    TheNinjaLesbian TheNinjaLesbian 22-25, F Jul 15

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    You Take Yourself Seriously You see yourself as a thoughtful and introspective person. You are very intelligent. You think other people see you as friendly, happy, and charming...
    SevenTierCrazyCake SevenTierCrazyCake 36-40, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    I chose my Russian name as Maxim Drombovski~ slightly altered from Drombovsky... With this name I used to Confuse my relatives living in Canada lol. I used it as my Pen name and in...
    zemli zemli 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 15

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    THE MONKEYNo task is too great for the clever MonkeysThey master most anything. They have extremely charming manners that draw others.Monkeys solve difficult problems with ease...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 15

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    THE DOG Dogs are honest,straightforward,and friendly. They are extremely protective of themselves and their loved ones. With a passion for fair play and justice, they never fail...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 6 Responses Jul 14

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    I am Chocolate Flavoured. I am sweet and a little bit naughty. I am one of the few clinically proven aphrodisiacs. Sometimes I can seem a little hard, but show warmth and I soon...
    SunnyDayze2 SunnyDayze2 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 14

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    I love both healthy and non healthy options For healthy option I love salad I can have salad or salada everyday and not getting sick of it ... Enjoy mixing different stuff...
    thousandcuts thousandcuts 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 14

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    There is absolutely no logical reason for there to be any discrimination let alone against someone for their sexual preferences. I think it is disgusting.
    wanker1953 wanker1953 61-65, M Jul 14

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    Doesn't everybody? I actually like raw cookie dough better then the cookies it becomes.
    sirfarmer sirfarmer 36-40, M Jul 13

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    I was told it was Elaine Page and Barbara Dickson with 'I know Him So Well', but when I looked it up it turned out that record came out more than a year after I was born. I think...
    Rugbylover Rugbylover 31-35, M Jul 12

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    I have been skinny my whole life and really watch what I eat. Feels so good to have gained the 65 lbs I have and eat what I want till I'm so stuffed I can't move
    Chubbyhubby230 Chubbyhubby230 31-35, M Jul 12

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    I could really use some. I would do stuff for them.
    tuffgh0st tuffgh0st 26-30, M Jul 11

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    I only got 44%, need to step up my game
    lonelytechie lonelytechie 13-15, M Jul 11

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    I took the test and it said "Your Gluttony Quotient: 79" Eating is not just a hobby for you - it's your life. And while your friends do appreciate your good taste in food, they're...
    fedeegirlDD fedeegirlDD 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 11

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    I took the quiz and it said: CHUBBY! You are definitely getting close to a little bit fat. You have a couple extra pounds hanging around, but not too many. You are probably a...
    fedeegirlDD fedeegirlDD 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 11

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    When I scout for prey, I take a careful inspection of your mind, discovering the depths of your -isms as well as your creed. I examine your choice of words, learn about your taste...
    iCuriousBabe iCuriousBabe 41-45, F 4 Responses Jul 11

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    YOU ARE DRIVEN AND FOCUSED (wow, this thing was spot on for a change!) You view people with optimism. You have many meaningful relationships in your life. You had more conflict...
    SunnyDayze2 SunnyDayze2 22-25, F Jul 10

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    I'm water. It kinda fits. I like the element but never expected it to be mine from the Chinese element.
    WindsofFire WindsofFire 22-25, F Jul 10

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    I'm not posting this to hook up with anyone or to look for another boyfriend, I'm just curious to see if you would like me for who I am instead of what I look, just take a look at...
    RainbowBlood RainbowBlood 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 10

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    YOU ARE FAST FOOD FRIES! You are easygoing and happy-go-lucky. You try to avoid complaining. You're up for having a good time anywhere, and you definitely aren't a snob. You are...
    SunnyDayze2 SunnyDayze2 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 9

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    Yes I would share my last cookie with you:) i would give you half,but if it's a chocolate chip cookie you will get a quarter of it, maybe less:p
    HunterBlondie HunterBlondie 18-21, F 12 Responses Jul 9

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    yes I have. My elder brother
    wanker1953 wanker1953 61-65, M 3 Responses Jul 8

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