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I Wtk the Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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    Obvious Cookie Is Obvious

    Your Fortune Is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.   lol
    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Mar 14, 2010

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    Wise Words

    Your Fortune Is: Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 14, 2010

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    Your Fortune Is: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Follow these wise words carefully.
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Oct 5, 2009

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