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    Your Fortune Is: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Follow these wise words carefully.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F Oct 5, 2009

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    Your Fortune Is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.   lol
    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Mar 14, 2010

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    Your Fortune Is: Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 14, 2010

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    Here's one. Midway through ninth grade I got up the guts to sit down in the cafeteria with a couple of girls. They weren't the cool crowd, but they were all girls I admired who...
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    Im going to a cookie exchange in a couple weeks and thinking of making monster cookies. its one of my favorite kinds and should be fun to make ^_^
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    many an ode do i write to this most perfect of treats. would that i could, i would forsake all for them. nothing does fill me with desire greater than a sample of their sweet...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    Most Not all Slightly picky And wary
    OddButResilient OddButResilient 46-50, M 23 hrs ago

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    I would make them a daily part of my diet
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    "You have a dangerous level of intelligence. You are clever enough to think of out of the box solutions, yet not clever enough to think them through. You should probably consider...
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    These Gingerbread Men are running as fast as they can for office.
    pfuzylogic pfuzylogic 56-60, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I would just give it to you, because I can always buy or make more :)
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic 26-30, F a week ago

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    Espcecially my flaxseed granola oatmeal chip cookie lol
    richochet96791 richochet96791 36-40, M a week ago

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    Anyone up for one?? I'm willing to share my friends! Hehehe ;)
    SonofPaddy121 SonofPaddy121 18-21, M Feb 3

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    Where's my Ores? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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    Ice cream and cookies 😛 my favorite
    bosslady69 bosslady69 31-35, F Jan 31

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    stargirl58 stargirl58 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 29

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    why not say what you really mean? go for it,try it for 1nce
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    You are a painting! You are a passionate person. You see the emotional undertones that others miss. Compared to other people, you are sentimental. You allow yourself to feel...
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    shamusbird shamusbird 22-25, M Jan 28

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    One of mine is "Don't Change" by INXS
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    Mostly male exploring my female remaining 100% heterosexual.
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    Mostly boyish 100% heterosexual, and loving the exploration of my girlish spirit!
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    I cook vegan a lot at home, so this is extra nice when it comes to feeling guilt-free about eating cookie dough!
    ClimbingThinker ClimbingThinker 16-17, F Jan 25

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    My nephew J is 4 and we have cookies when he comes to visit. There were no cookies yesterday when J came to visit and last night his mother told me he prayed : Dear God , make Aunt...
    Dancemomisme1 Dancemomisme1 46-50, F 2 Responses Jan 25

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    I'm exactly the same I have a 2 year old daughter and I'm a nudist of sorts and want to let her join me but I'm to scared of what people will think
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    I am both 🙂. Believe me or not
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    Mine is Persephone Hemera Nyx because I believe I have all of these aspects of the goddesses within me.
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