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I Wtk the Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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    Obvious Cookie Is Obvious

    Your Fortune Is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.   lol
    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Mar 14, 2010

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    Wise Words

    Your Fortune Is: Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 14, 2010

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    Oh

    Your Fortune Is: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Follow these wise words carefully.
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Oct 5, 2009

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    I made sugar cookies from scratch on wednesday, and they came out so beautiful. And they were SO CHEWY! well the recipe wasnt my own but im happy it was a success, my mom praised...
    martiangrrl martiangrrl 16-17, F 5 days ago

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    I was just thinking about this about 2-3 minutes ago. I was eating an oatmeal raisin cookie and thought, "Why do people hate these so much?" They're amazing. Sure, they can trick...
    UltraCerulean UltraCerulean 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I can't wait for Christmas this year because then I'll get to eat cream cheese cookies. And almond log cookies. And hopefully gingerbread men. And. And. I'm going to try to make...
    jahein137 jahein137 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I love cookies!!! Like if you love cookies
    xhumairax xhumairax 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 4

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    I'M OBSESSED WITH COOKIES 😍 I especially LOVE soft cookies! :)
    Yasmin8 Yasmin8 13-15, F Jul 5

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    Peanut butter cookies are the bomb lol And sugar cookies with frosting and sprinkles ☺️
    mabelgrey mabelgrey 18-21, F Jul 9

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    I'm just starting out learning to read playing cards... ask me some yes or no questions and ill read your fortune with my cards :)
    Wizrazz09 Wizrazz09 26-30, M 4 Responses Jun 23

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    myleeneklass myleeneklass 36-40, F Jul 10

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    I have had visions since I was a child . I have also told fortunes to people and have made so many wonderful friends doing thing . ;-)
    snowmoon123 snowmoon123 26-30, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I have a very sweet tooth. I enjoy licking the chocolate batter off the wooden spoon or most of the time, the mixer's beaters. ✌️ I enjoy baking any dessert and baking is my...
    BakerQueen14 BakerQueen14 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 25

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    Every time I make cookies I have to get a couple of bites of the raw dough :) love it!
    lesbianjen lesbianjen 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 1

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    Has anyone ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough? Or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?
    LovingASoldier320 LovingASoldier320 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 2

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    Wow I never ate cookie dough before.
    sashakimi4 sashakimi4 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    I'll make cookie dough just to eat it. No need to bake it :p
    jlhhlj123 jlhhlj123 22-25, F Jul 4

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    I'm making cookies today. I've been craving them for so long. Idk if I should make some for my neighbor too, she a very nice old lady
    daisykhorv daisykhorv 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 8

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    Gosh I really want me some VEGAN peanut butter cookies. Like Now... RIGHT NOW!!!! ohhhhh I love them sooo!
    MysticBeauty MysticBeauty 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 8

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    Peanut butter and chocolate chip, homemade cookies are life.... Especially when they are still warm....
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    Can anyone tell me what will happen? I am fascinated by those with the amazing power of doing so. Message me on this or privately please
    Michelleisme Michelleisme 22-25, F Jul 9

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    I really, really do! I must be on this show someday!
    Mollydolly25 Mollydolly25 26-30, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Sooo... Just 2 people... My high score is 13.7 m, not high enough
    Sphine Sphine 13-15, M Jul 8

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    It's a habit now lol . Only what's left in the bowl or spoon. Is it really that bad?
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    TheTruthIfItKillsMe TheTruthIfItKillsMe 46-50, F 2 Responses Jun 23

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    It says I fall for the "Sensitive and Romantic" Type: "You are a bit of an idealist when it comes to love, and you want to be with a partner who appreciates romance as much as you...
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    It says I fall for the "Sensitive and Romantic" Type: "You are a bit of an idealist when it comes to love, and you want to be with a partner who appreciates romance as much as you...
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    It says I fall for the "Sensitive and Romantic" Type: "You are a bit of an idealist when it comes to love, and you want to be with a partner who appreciates romance as much as you...
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    It says I fall for the "Sensitive and Romantic" Type: "You are a bit of an idealist when it comes to love, and you want to be with a partner who appreciates romance as much as you...
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