I Wtk the Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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    Your Fortune Is: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Follow these wise words carefully.
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    Oct 5, 2009

    Wise Words

    Your Fortune Is: Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 14, 2010

    Obvious Cookie Is Obvious

    Your Fortune Is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.   lol
    HangingTree HangingTree
    18-21, M
    Mar 14, 2010

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