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    Your Fortune Is: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Follow these wise words carefully.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F Oct 5, 2009

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    Your Fortune Is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.   lol
    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Mar 14, 2010

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    Your Fortune Is: Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 14, 2010

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    My fortune for tonight....To be calm, I guess I shall be a giant tree *sticks arms out, breathes in oxygen like a tree*
    Yoyoko Yoyoko 16-17, F May 10

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    Last week, I was eating some Oreos. I had three Oreos. My friend asked me for one, and at first, I panicked and I didn't know what to do. And then I realized: OMG I AM PANICKING...
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    I was in a domestic flight on my way to Ireland and I sat next to a group of people on the plane, I got chatting with one of them, and instantly he was fascinated with my accent...
    holgado holgado 31-35, F 8 Responses 1 day ago

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    i would share my last cookie with you. what is the one cookie that might make you think twice? i would have to say double stuff oreo, (only if i have a nice cold glass of milk with...
    1girl2find 1girl2find 51-55, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    I have so many cavities because I eat too many sweets (funny how my name is Candi) but I can't resist these cookies!!
    CandiJenner CandiJenner 26-30, F 2 Responses May 2

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    Getting sick is a myth. I give raw cookie dough the biznesssssssss!! 🍪
    kcshorty1985 kcshorty1985 26-30, F 1 Response May 8

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    My friend is very special! She has been through a LOT, but she still marches on. I admire her spirit and perseverance. She is also very talented: painter, musician, athlete...
    Gentletickler Gentletickler 46-50, M 2 Responses May 14

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    May 15 th is Chocolate Chip Cookie Day! Enjoy your favorite.
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 3 Responses May 15

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    All mine... look but do not touch my cookie ;-)
    MorningBreeze MorningBreeze 56-60, F 1 Response May 16

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    cookie dough is best in b+j's ice cream! who agrees?
    zakarmo14 zakarmo14 13-15, M May 16

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    Omg! "Where's the cookies?" -Bellllch! Enough said...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 19

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    In fact I'd give you the whole cookie. Even if that means I'd starve to death, at least I'll die knowing that I saved your life :)
    PinksTheNewBlack PinksTheNewBlack 13-15, F 1 Response May 23

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    I love pepperidge farm double chocolate nantucket cookies. And add the milk :-)
    asherjoh asherjoh 36-40, M 2 days ago

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    Reaction formation. Reaction formation is probably the most interesting defense mechanism of all. Basically, reaction formation is converting your actual feelings to their exact...
    quoyababe quoyababe 16-17, F 2 hrs ago

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    Lol, not really! I would eat it all, and steal yours too!
    AudioTravylerRavenwolf AudioTravylerRavenwolf 13-15, F 3 Responses May 4

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    **** salmonella that ***** delicious! =>
    retroholliday retroholliday 26-30, F 1 Response May 16

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    It's just so amazing!!! It's like you walk to the fridge, sneak a bit and tell your self no more. Few seconds later..... I NEED MORE!!!!!! Lol.
    Weareallmadhere22 Weareallmadhere22 13-15 3 Responses May 16

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    I couldn't care less if I get salmonella poisoning, I've got the NHS for that ****!
    Timothy2201 Timothy2201 13-15, M 4 Responses 4 days ago

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    Black Betty. 'Cause I feel wild.
    UniqueDLP UniqueDLP 26-30, M May 2

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    I know I'm a guy an all but I really like purple for some reason
    harleymufin harleymufin 13-15, M 1 Response May 2

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    Beyond the sea... waitin' for me. <3 
    ChellyRocker ChellyRocker 22-25, F May 2

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    Your spirit animal is the Owl Characteristics: Intuition, ability to see what other do not see, announcer of change, wisdom Spirit Animal Profile: The owl spirit animal is...
    EurydiceKallos EurydiceKallos 18-21, F May 3

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    My friends say I am a natural flirt, so I took it to see if I would get anything like it haha and well: Your Seduction Style: The Natural You don't really try to seduce people...
    EurydiceKallos EurydiceKallos 18-21, F May 3

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    You Are Isis You are a truly loving person. You are affectionate and warm-hearted. You are very intuitive. You can always sense when someone close to you is hurting. You are...
    EurydiceKallos EurydiceKallos 18-21, F May 4

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    Eh, pretty much I guess haha You Fall for the Guy or Girl Next Door Type You think that people make love too complicated, and what you want in a partner happens to be pretty...
    EurydiceKallos EurydiceKallos 18-21, F May 4

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    This quiz was very short. . . You Are Extremely Empathetic Whenever someone you love feels a certain way, you can't help but feel that way too. The emotions of others deeply...
    EurydiceKallos EurydiceKallos 18-21, F May 4

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    You Are a Lover You think that there's no use in fighting, even if you know you're right. No one wants to hear that they're wrong, so you try your best to compromise. You have...
    EurydiceKallos EurydiceKallos 18-21, F May 4

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    That is an interesting result haha :) Your Soul Has Violet Eyes You understand people well and are a natural born therapist. You are a gentle listener and the ideal confidant. You...
    EurydiceKallos EurydiceKallos 18-21, F 1 Response May 4

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    knight, by far the most noble and respectable profession ever.
    DPenrose28 DPenrose28 18-21, M May 4

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    I get asked all the time about my screen name. What does it mean? Is it sexual in nature? Truth is, I'm a Leo and being the cleaver person that I am , I came up with...
    strokemymane strokemymane 51-55, M May 5

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    Raion is a unique person. He is tough and unforgiving, yet sensitive and sweet. He sees the beauty in all living things. He wouldn't hurt a fly but he would protect those he cared...
    ShishKabobShrimp ShishKabobShrimp 13-15, M May 6

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    Was about to post the answer- 'These Boots Are Made For Walking' by Nancy Sinatra- only to notice that two posts down someone else- presumably also pushing 50- had written the same...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 6

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    Of Monsters And Men - Crystals |                         ...
    S74rxed S74rxed 31-35, F 2 Responses May 6

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    The Cure - In Between Days |                          ...
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    Well now, Seems i am your very favourite BUBBLE GUM. You're a flirt! You know how to get things done. You don't procrastinate. You enjoy school for the people, not for the classes...
    magnum64 magnum64 46-50, M May 8

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    Love Shack...B 52's! No reason, just cant get it outa my head. Love Shack Bay Hay Beeeee.
    gratefun gratefun 41-45, M May 8

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    King, helping all the people, or trying too....... what if someone else is bullying the king with documents and so what? Screw everyone I just want to do king stuff *walks away...
    Denzebarrrn Denzebarrrn 18-21, M May 8

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    Completely blown away by this live performance last night,brought tears to my eyes. Go see them when they're in your town...senfreakinsational act.
    Laur3n Laur3n 26-30, F 1 Response May 9

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