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I Wtk the Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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    Your Fortune Is: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Follow these wise words carefully.
    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F Oct 5, 2009

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    Obvious Cookie Is Obvious

    Your Fortune Is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.   lol
    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Mar 14, 2010

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    Your Fortune Is: Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 14, 2010

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    "Only listen to fortune cookie, disregard all other fortune telling units." Obligatory.
    RoddyB7589 RoddyB7589 16-17, M Jan 17

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    Chocolate chip cookies and a glass of milk , if I am not careful I will eat the whole pack .
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M 6 hrs ago

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    speak not to me of fortune or fame, such trivial matters i feel are quite lame. neither money nor gold, does my heart desire, the worlds greatest treasures leave me uninspired...
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    William8009koq6 William8009koq6 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 4

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    Yessss. whenever I make cookies, I always eat some of the dough 😃 I usually make my cookies from scratch, so the dough Tastes even better than the dough that's premade...
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F Dec 29, 2014

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    Yes, I would totally share my last cookie with you. For me, last cookies are special. So if I give it to you, take it. It means you are very special to me. I would really want it...
    iiEdieCupcakeii iiEdieCupcakeii 13-15, F 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    I really would! I love cookies but I would give my last cookie to you bc I probably have had to many anyways!
    AvaDay AvaDay 18-21, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    COOKIE DOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    mwiltshire mwiltshire 22-25, F Dec 28, 2014

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    I haven't had cookie dough ice cream in a while. I need to correct that!
    mwiltshire mwiltshire 22-25, F Dec 28, 2014

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    That ****'s better than the cooked cookie
    nickwrocks1 nickwrocks1 13-15, M Dec 28, 2014

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    If I had a cookie... HELL TO THE YEAH! Your my everything :)
    XXimdeadinsideXX XXimdeadinsideXX 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 29, 2014

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    Going to try a new white chocolate and cranberry cookie recipe...yum!
    notthis78 notthis78 36-40, F 2 Responses Jan 4

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    For you I would just give you the last cookie
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    Depends on if I like u! If ur lucky and I do ill give u the whole cookie and then go bake u some more! ;)
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F Jan 16

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    I prefer soft gooey cookies!
    maddie91101 maddie91101 13-15, F Jan 16

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    People were posting pictures of Girl Scout Cookies almost all day yesterday...Samoas and Tagalongs Please !!! Those are the Best!
    lonelysoul1088 lonelysoul1088 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 18

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    Fresh chocolate chip cookies fresh and hot out of the oven are the best .
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M Jan 19

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    Fresh chocolate chip cookies fresh and hot out of the oven are the best .
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 19

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    However, i dont like choc chip cookies... Too sweet! Oatmeal raisin all the wayyy
    juliettecf juliettecf 13-15, F Jan 19

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    This one makes me kinda sad because before I had issues with food I used to eat raw cookie dough all the damn time. If I were to eat it now, I'd get bloated and throw up. The joys...
    IngensImpetum IngensImpetum 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    This site has more cookies than any site I've ever seen, I think ep may be a scam.
    thealphadog thealphadog 31-35, M 4 days ago

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    My rising sign is Pisces ♓ Dreaming and introspective, you're often lost in your thoughts. Which is okay by you... your inner world is pretty darn awesome. And while you are...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    If you're looking for a free reading go to face book and look up the page Grey pearl (there's no space between Grey and pearl).
    greypearl greypearl 26-30, F Jan 13

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    When they're still all soft and mushy and like wicked hot, they're just so yummy and I love it. :)
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 31, 2014

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    intensely... they make me smile. they are all i need :)
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M Jan 1

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    Something about the texture. Mmmmm
    AlicesWonderlandx AlicesWonderlandx 31-35, F Jan 9

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    I could eat it all day! What about You guys
    Unknown1239 Unknown1239 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 14

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    Omg! I'm a terrible w it....( insert Homer drool)
    OrchidsNuBlu OrchidsNuBlu 36-40, F 7 Responses Jan 18

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    I think all keyboards should come with a panic button lol there's nothing more daunting then when you see something on screen that worries you about anything and the urge to...
    xxSTEVE7xx xxSTEVE7xx 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2014

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    since I find that I fall into this limbo I have thought about the difference quite a bit. to me a CD is someone who for whatever reason dresses in the clothes of the opposite sex...
    Freja14 Freja14 31-35, T 2 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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    Mine is The trouble by U2
    AlphaGrey AlphaGrey 22-25, M Dec 27, 2014

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    You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people...
    JJjenniejones JJjenniejones 41-45, F 5 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    "The Living Bubba" by the Drive-by Truckers. I'm loving this song. It seems I always have a new song to post. :P   
    ChellyRocker ChellyRocker 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 28, 2014

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    You Are ResponsibleYou don't like to rock the boat. You're more than happy to play by the rules if it means getting ahead.You are very organized and methodical. You pay attention...
    CountryExperiences CountryExperiences 22-25, M Dec 28, 2014

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    S'up, *******!!!!???☺ 😜😂
    MFeisty MFeisty 41-45, F 7 Responses Dec 28, 2014

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    1.In This Moment 2.Evanescence 3.Paramore 4.Within Temptation 5.Halestorm 6.Tonight Alive 7.New Years Day 8.Pvris 9.Fall Out Boy 10.Lindsey Stirling
    AustinSlagle AustinSlagle 18-21, M Dec 28, 2014

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    You Are My Sunshine- Nearly 13 years ago my 7 year old daughter was stolen from me and took to Israel by her daddy. He claimed I was a bad crazy mother who beat his precious child...
    SeattleChoc SeattleChoc 41-45, F Dec 29, 2014

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    12/29/14
    12ssb 12ssb 22-25, M Dec 29, 2014

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    Birdy- Skinny Love This song really just ......has me thinking about life love and in between .....I've played it like 4 times in my electric and acoustic
    CurvyFrance CurvyFrance 13-15, F Dec 29, 2014

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    Yay! I got raphael! My favorite ninja turtle!
    thongluvr582 thongluvr582 31-35, M Dec 30, 2014

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    My ever faithful black lab, Miss Scout, is contentedly in dreamland next to me, her head in my lap, and covered with her favorite blanket.... yep, she's spoiled. ;)
    WithGracefulness WithGracefulness 46-50, F 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    "On the Turning Away".I can see how with Pink Floyd you don't just listen to the music... you experience it.   
    ChellyRocker ChellyRocker 22-25, F 1 Response Dec 30, 2014

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    London New York Auckland Rome Cape Town
    koos1961 koos1961 51-55, M Dec 31, 2014