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I Wtk the Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

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    Your Fortune Is: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Follow these wise words carefully.
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Oct 5, 2009

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    Your Fortune Is: Cow with no legs, ground beef. Follow these wise words carefully.   lol
    HangingTree HangingTree 18-21, M Mar 14, 2010

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    Your Fortune Is: Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 14, 2010

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    Okay, random thinking, fortune cookies would sound more ... I don't know, philosophical or voo-doo-magical-y if it was all in Yoda talk. Just saying.
    calypsoandbob calypsoandbob 13-15, F Aug 11

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    Ensure that trees are trimmed. For those who don’t you could return to operate and learn that A part of that majestic oak tree out front has become a decoration within your...
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    Me love cookies. ME LOVE COOKIES. Please give me cookies. I like all cookies. Chocolate chip, pecan sandies, peanut butter, sugar, YUUUMMMMMM, me like all cookies!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Aug 5

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    Me like all cookies. Me like cookies fresh out of oven, but also from bag. Me like cookies old and me like cookies new. Anyone have cookies for me? Glass of milk would be good too...
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    ~~~ The Answer, My Friend, Is Blowin' In The Wind ~~~Are the answers we seek so obvious they are right in front of our faces? But then, those answers we long for may be intangible...
    Kathieredart Kathieredart 56-60, F 5 Responses 3 days ago

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    I just made some delicious mint chocolate cookies for a church function and they are incredible!!! The best thing is, they're super-easy because I cheated! 1 box of chocolate...
    BabyRottie BabyRottie 22-25, F 2 days ago

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    Just for kicks I went to see 3 different fortune tellers who did tarot card reading. I saw each of them with a gap of a few years in between. Although all of them told me some...
    ladybug1234 ladybug1234 46-50, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I love them type of cookies. Especially when it's soft and easy to break. I hate hard cookies
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F Jul 30

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    Im tempted to get some of my Granpa's cookie dough out of his freezer..anybody want some?
    ShyProdigy ShyProdigy 13-15, M Jul 28

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    I eat raw cookie dough. It taste so good with milk and water.
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F Jul 30

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    Why even cook the cookies! Me and my dad literally eat 2/3 of the dough by the time I get to cooking it!
    tsg96 tsg96 18-21, F 2 Responses Jul 31

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    All I want in life right now is a damn chocolate chip cookie. That's it. That's all I want.
    mournwiththemoonandthestars mournwiththemoonandthestars 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    Even if you're not a girl, you're very feminine. You're in touch with your feelings, and your heart rules you. A bit of a emotional roller coaster, one moment you're up and the...
    ed4242001 ed4242001 46-50, M 9 hrs ago

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    Naughty food is so good!!! lol
    OpenMindedGirl1 OpenMindedGirl1 31-35, F Aug 1

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    I feel gay people are pretty cool not gay myself but still 😉👌
    heathersayshi heathersayshi 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 3

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    I'm sorry. Please don't kill me.
    ThatAwkwardPanda ThatAwkwardPanda 13-15 1 Response Aug 4

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    I will probably die of salmonella lol
    serenagirl87 serenagirl87 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    We can be friends if you give me some? :) I even named one of my dogs Oreo XD that's how I love 'em and I'm currently craving for one but my friends were holding me back because...
    Misaki7590 Misaki7590 16-17, F 3 days ago

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    Sohhh yummy. Hurt my gums. But as addictive as cigarettes. But better for me. I hope. Dont know what food is bad anymore.
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M 3 days ago

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    Mines is the beast! Haha been beating **** down! :)
    zellinthous zellinthous 22-25, M Jul 28

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    I was looking at cures for insomnia on the internet when I accidentally clicked on an ad for EP. I was redirected to the App Store and decided to give it go-so here I am!
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    Q&A by Kishi Bashi; only because there's a guy I'm into who introduced me to this guy's music and it reminds me of him, esp how odd but honest the lyrics are. I was listening to...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F Jul 30

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    I erm I was looking up tickling stories and sort of came across this ad so I clicked on it and it bought me here :) I don't regret anything :)
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    I'm in love.  I have a woman in my life.  I love her soooo much.  That's all I can say.  We've been together for about 6 months.  I told you how we met...
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    Every day that I have no contact with my crush, I'm going to upload a song. :-)"More Than This" by Roxy MusicI could feel at the timeThere was no way of knowingFallen leaves in...
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    (My Heart Just Keeps On Breaking ~ The Chi-Lites) Yes, the same group who recorded 'Have You Seen Her' and 'Oh Girl'. This gem was from their 1973 album "A Letter To Myself". Who...
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    Had this on for obvious reasons lately
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    (Chicago ~ Another Rainy Day In New York City) One of my very favourite songs by one of the favourite groups of my youth. This one reminds me of one particular college trip in 1977...
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    Every day that I have no contact with my crush, I'm going to upload a song. ;-)"Hand In Hand" by Dire StraitsThe sky is crying the streets are full of tearsRain come down wash...
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    Every day that I have no contact with my crush, I'm going to upload a song. ;-)"Miss You" by the Rolling StonesI've been holding out so longI've been sleeping all aloneLord I miss...
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