hi there.. you're very beautiful. do you have any German or swede in you? ...want some?
I am at home and get a bit of everything that happened to me and I can't stop crying mom why did you have to go i still need you I am so lonely without you I go to your grave and...
This quiz was very short. . .
You Are Extremely Empathetic
Whenever someone you love feels a certain way, you can't help but feel that way too.
The emotions of others deeply...
Damn boy, are you my appendix? Because I'm not sure how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out. .-.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. :-)
Baby did you fart, cause you just blown me away!
I love you like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
Girl ate you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out
Hey baby are you a parking ticket; because your looking fine? -Glen Quagmire 2008
Hey baby I'm thinking of a letter between T and V guess what it is? Its you! -Glen Quagmire 2008
My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in. -Smosh 2014
Did you just fart? Because you blew me away. -Smosh 2014
I know someone who likes you. ..kiss me and I'll tell you who he is.
I'll send a picture of me if you'll send me a picture of you ??????? wait that's not funny! Nor is it appropriate!
You must be tired because you've been running though my mind all night
my penis is still erect. ..hey wait. You're not my doctor. but thats no reason why we can't "practice." ;)
who's your agent? wanna make a movie?
if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? ...please..?
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
Eh, pretty much I guess haha
You Fall for the Guy or Girl Next Door Type
You think that people make love too complicated, and what you want in a partner happens to be pretty...
I get asked all the time about my screen name. What does it mean? Is it sexual in nature?
Truth is, I'm a Leo and being the cleaver person that I am , I came up with...
I think my name explains it all. I am first and foremost an egoist: I myself am my sole concern, not an abstraction (e.g. nation, country, deity, ideology) or a group of...
I've been in a tunnel under the ground. Didn't have very good service but enough to be on here.