I Wtk the Worse Pick Up Line You Have Heard

Baby your like KFC, finger lickin good
I'm the bisquit you're the gravy and i wanna sop you up
I bet your like M&M's, melt in your mouth not in your hands
Are you from Tennesee, cause your the only ten I see
Hey baby want to...

Are you an alien because you've abducted my heart.just stupid.

Baby do you raise chickens? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

"Nice Shoes! Wanna Fuck?"
LOL i dont think i've ever said no so fast in my life

I like your shoelaces. That is seriously what this guy said. And the sex was some of the best I've ever experienced.

I am a 53 year old matron with four children, two of whom are adults. I have been married for 31 years and I have obvious health problems.  I walk with a severe limp and use crutches or a walking stick.Nevertheless, the world, it...

Wait... That wasn't a pickup line... That was just some drunk chick demanding I perform for her...
Ok, I've never heard one before.
No one's ever tried to pick me up.
Happy?

had a redneck approach her in a bar and say,"You are sexier than socks on a chicken". I thought that was pretty damn bad. I would have cracked up if someone said that to me.

What time to they open?
I was 16...apparently I looked a lot older....he was 42 :O
The things that make you go "hmm."
 
Another one on equal par is...(bearing in mind I was wearing my cycling gear....) "hey sexy...

ARE YOU DANCING, OR HOLDING DOWN A FLOORBOARD?.

YOU DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT GIRL.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE BURIED WITH MY FAMILY.

YOU HAVE A LOVELY REDHEAD, IT MATCHES YOUR NECK.

Guy to Girl "Hey who's your favorite actor"
Girl to guy "Josh Hartnett"
Guy to Girl "Well if Josh Hartnett were to walk in here right now and ask you for dinner, dancing and a passionate night of love making...

My friend and i were out at a bar, when a guy approached us.  He was like
 "You girls must not be from around here."
my friend asked why, and his reply was
  "You don't look like skanks"
 
yeah...

One of my co-workers just told me of one she heard last night
The guy walked up to her and said "So you want to get a pizza and fuck?"
She went 'What?" in a shocked tone
He replied with "What, do you hate pizza...

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
Is your name Gillette? Cause...