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Don't let any one judge you. Not every one is qualified enough.
Last spring, something happened and I don't remember what it was. I think I was just having a bad day or something. Anyhow, my [at the time] boss pulled me into her office and sat...
I love when guys use pick-up lines on me! I think its adorable.
I want to run, I want to hide
From all the pain he caused inside
I want to scream, I want to cry
Why can' I say goodbye?
I want to move on, I can't let go
I love him more, HE WILL...
I keep looking at my boyfriend's house videos and pictures and I just can't stop smiling at how cute you are ;) I guess it's probably because I love you way too much that...
"Dont worry about trying to be perfect because no matter what, itle never happen. Perfection is based on perception. Just be you, because in someones eyes, you are perfect"
A guy i...
the best one from my bf when we first started dating:
if I let you sit on my face, could I eat my way to your heart?
I remember a real old & bad one...
he: Is your name Gillette?
she: no! why?
he: cuz you're the best a man can get... xD xP :D xD
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
I would **** you so hard, you'd learn from it.
Sex is Evil; Evil is Sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.
So... what are the chances of my balls slappin' your *** tonight?
yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits.
An oldie... 'the only reason i would kick you of bed is to **** you on the floor.'
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
would you like a Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Are those **** me eyes, or **** you eyes?
looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and **** you for glory.
Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener?