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I Wtk the Worse Pick Up Line You Have Heard

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 49 People

    Texan Pick Up Line

    Baby do you raise chickens? Cause you sure know how to raise a ****.
    joylovefaith joylovefaith 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Some Irish Pick Up Lines.

    ARE YOU DANCING, OR HOLDING DOWN A FLOORBOARD?. YOU DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT GIRL. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE BURIED WITH MY FAMILY. YOU HAVE A LOVELY REDHEAD, IT MATCHES YOUR NECK.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 6, 2012

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    that top is very becoming on you...................if you took it off, id be coming on you........       (at a festival) you've got legs, ive got a tent, lets go!         *handing me a raffle ticket* thats a sex ticket, baby, come find...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    New Bad Lines

    Baby your like KFC, finger lickin good I'm the bisquit you're the gravy and i wanna sop you up I bet your like M&M's, melt in your mouth not in your hands Are you from Tennesee, cause your the only ten I see Hey baby want to make an easy fifty bucks? I've gotta thirst...
    joylovefaith joylovefaith 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 23, 2009

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    Really, No Originality

    I've managed to avoid most of the old standards, and the one that was used on me that comes right to mind is: "Hey, beautiful,  I've been watching you for the past hour and I just want to ask if you would like to go back to my place and make wild passionate sex all...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Someone I Know...

    had a redneck approach her in a bar and say,"You are sexier than socks on a chicken". I thought that was pretty damn bad. I would have cracked up if someone said that to me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 1, 2009

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    “Did You Spill a Drink In Your Lap...”

    “...or are you just happy to see me?” - Shinobi Joe circa 1992
    ShinobiJoe ShinobiJoe 31-35, M 5 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Pick Up Line

    I like your shoelaces. That is seriously what this guy said. And the sex was some of the best I've ever experienced.
    Kevieg Kevieg 51-55, M 1 Response Mar 10, 2013

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    Yep

    My friend and i were out at a bar, when a guy approached us.  He was like  "You girls must not be from around here." my friend asked why, and his reply was   "You don't look like ******"   yeah....hmmm 
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 13, 2009

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    Song lyrics are the best.

    "I might like you better if we slept together," for instance.
    llanolander llanolander 46-50, M Jun 17

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    Haha

    "Nice Shoes! Wanna ****?" LOL i dont think i've ever said no so fast in my life
    Lamby623 Lamby623 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 13, 2009

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    Ugh

    I’ve heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot. Is your name Gillette? Cause baby you’re the best a man can get...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 8 Responses Feb 22, 2009

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    This was not exactly a pick-up line,

    but it could be used as one. Back in the 70's the pop artist Melanie rose in the charts as she sang, "I've got a brand new pair of roller skates; you've got a brand new key." I thought that was bad, even then.
    eddiecarbone eddiecarbone 61-65, M Mar 10, 2014

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    .......

    ....can I lick your eyeball....................
    deleted deleted 26-30 27 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    Hey Baby

    I am a 53 year old matron with four children, two of whom are adults. I have been married for 31 years and I have obvious health problems.  I walk with a severe limp and use crutches or a walking stick.Nevertheless, the world, it seems, has a superabundance of desperate men and...
    perseverer perseverer 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 4, 2013

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    Pick Up Lines Are Stupid.......

    Are you an alien because you've abducted my heart.just stupid.
    celebarwen celebarwen 22-25 2 Responses Apr 8, 2012

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    Ugh

    "Baby, if we were both squirrels, think I could bust a nut in your hole?"
    anabasis anabasis 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 13, 2009

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    OMG !!!

    One of my co-workers just told me of one she heard last night The guy walked up to her and said "So you want to get a pizza and ****?" She went 'What?" in a shocked tone He replied with "What, do you hate pizza?" Now that is classic...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    "Do That Scooby Doo Voice!"

    Wait... That wasn't a pickup line... That was just some drunk chick demanding I perform for her... Ok, I've never heard one before. No one's ever tried to pick me up. Happy?
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 9 Responses Apr 13, 2009

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    Ok This Was Bad

    Guy to Girl "Hey who's your favorite actor" Girl to guy "Josh Hartnett" Guy to Girl "Well if Josh Hartnett were to walk in here right now and ask you for dinner, dancing and a passionate night of love making, would you go?" Girl to Guy "Yes...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 8 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Nice Legs....

    What time to they open? I was 16...apparently I looked a lot older....he was 42 :O The things that make you go "hmm."   Another one on equal par is...(bearing in mind I was wearing my cycling gear....) "hey sexy, give the bike a rest, come ride on me...
    AnimaliaAustralis AnimaliaAustralis 22-25, F 5 Responses May 1, 2009

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    I know im fighting a spiritual battle but i don't want to anymore. I just want to give up on this family and move on. Why cant i do things from afar? Why cant things just shift a...
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    One of the stupidest things I've ever heard: that Native Americans are poor and impoverished and dependent on welfare by their own fault. Why do the members of the dominant society...
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    DeeJK DeeJK 18-21, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    OK, sometimes it’s easier to give advice that to take it, but I could use your input if you have any experience in dealing with DUI’s and/or violating the terms of your...
    craigp572 craigp572 51-55, M 18 hrs ago

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    a quote that fits the moment by James Joyce
    cosmosdrift cosmosdrift 31-35, F 20 hrs ago

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    theres just so many... well one time my uncle was talking..well arguing with my two older cousins, both athiests, about god and homosexuals. He said, ¨homosexuals cant love, they...
    pixiegirl43 pixiegirl43 16-17, F 1 Response 21 hrs ago

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    Does anyone else have a swirl outie belly button? Mine is a bit like an @ shape with the swirl starting at the bottom and curling round to like 3:00 position where it then unfolds...
    Outieman Outieman 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    Probably a bit late but sure we can all agree: "As your elected representative, I promise to..." Truth be told, they occasionally do things well, but still, you take with two...
    trentley trentley 31-35, M 1 day ago

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    I know mine seems a lot better since I found her. I have to confess, I never really saw myself having a female best friend....kind of a sex fiend, so that always seemed a little...
    Extant1 Extant1 51-55, M 7 Responses 2 days ago

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    which means I actually don't have it. ppl who have schizophrenia don't "think" they have it. They don't even know they have it! so, at least I can distinguish my paranoid delusions...
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 3 days ago

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    This is for my special someone... Thank you for loving me even when it's hard to love myself. Thank you for understanding that sometimes I'm gonna cry , yell, scream and hurt...
    HisBeautifulDisaster HisBeautifulDisaster 36-40, F 3 days ago

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    You are 72% open minded. You are a very open minded person, but you're also well grounded. Tolerant and flexible, you appreciate most lifestyles and viewpoints. But you also know...
    Evabeth Evabeth 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    I've been in one room of the house and my family are in the room next door and talk badly of me behind my back but nice to my face.
    lupuslupus87 lupuslupus87 22-25, F 5 days ago

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    Mayday Parade- A Shot Across The Bow (Lyrics): http://youtu.be/isT800RXnoI the chorus!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 5 days ago

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    I was walking past two girls and one of them looked at me, then pointed me out to her friend and said: "She looks like the sort of girl who would say 'yeah, I'm fine' if you asked...
    VioletSea VioletSea 16-17, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    My husband told me this morning "I like those legs, when do they open?"😂
    MarineWife1995 MarineWife1995 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    If you have such a problem with who I am (Go through my profile carefully)? Why waste your"precious" time, make a trip to my experiences (by your choosing), and make a negative...
    RealmRunner RealmRunner 22-25, F a week ago

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    I have had two heartbreaks back to back. And even though I didn't want to let love go I am glad I did because I know I search better and I love myself more than making someone who...
    deleted deleted 26-30 a week ago

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    I don't know why, most girls absolutely hate them but here I am; a lover of them. I'm more of a fan of the cheesy ones because they're always the funniest! Ones like "My name's...
    waywardgirl98 waywardgirl98 16-17, F Aug 26

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    I just let my man know the other day that I am done. I respect and love him but I know he's not the one for me. I'm almost over it, but then again it's still fresh and I haven't...
    CutieWants2PleaseYou CutieWants2PleaseYou 31-35, F 13 Responses Aug 25

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    i am a lesser version of the great one. not nearly as desrving of his name as id think
    ArnoldJRimmer ArnoldJRimmer 46-50, M Aug 23

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