Baby your like KFC, finger lickin good
I'm the bisquit you're the gravy and i wanna sop you up
I bet your like M&M's, melt in your mouth not in your hands
Are you from Tennesee, cause your the only ten I see
Hey baby want to make an easy fifty bucks?
I've gotta thirst...
Guy to Girl "Hey who's your favorite actor"
Girl to guy "Josh Hartnett"
Guy to Girl "Well if Josh Hartnett were to walk in here right now and ask you for dinner, dancing and a passionate night of love making, would you go?"
Girl to Guy "Yes...
that top is very becoming on you...................if you took it off, id be coming on you........
(at a festival) you've got legs, ive got a tent, lets go!
*handing me a raffle ticket* thats a sex ticket, baby, come find...
I’ve heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.
Is your name Gillette? Cause baby you’re the best a man can get...
but it could be used as one. Back in the 70's the pop artist Melanie rose in the charts as she sang, "I've got a brand new pair of roller skates; you've got a brand new key."
I thought that was bad, even then.
What time to they open?
I was 16...apparently I looked a lot older....he was 42 :O
The things that make you go "hmm."
Another one on equal par is...(bearing in mind I was wearing my cycling gear....) "hey sexy, give the bike a rest, come ride on me...
I am a 53 year old matron with four children, two of whom are adults. I have been married for 31 years and I have obvious health problems. I walk with a severe limp and use crutches or a walking stick.Nevertheless, the world, it seems, has a superabundance of desperate men and...
I've managed to avoid most of the old standards, and the one that was used on me that comes right to mind is:
"Hey, beautiful, I've been watching you for the past hour and I just want to ask if you would like to go back to my place and make wild passionate sex all...
One of my co-workers just told me of one she heard last night
The guy walked up to her and said "So you want to get a pizza and ****?"
She went 'What?" in a shocked tone
He replied with "What, do you hate pizza?"
Now that is classic...