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I Wtk the Worse Pick Up Line You Have Heard

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    Some Irish Pick Up Lines.

    ARE YOU DANCING, OR HOLDING DOWN A FLOORBOARD?. YOU DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT GIRL. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE BURIED WITH MY FAMILY. YOU HAVE A LOVELY REDHEAD, IT MATCHES YOUR NECK.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter 51-55, M 2 Responses Nov 6, 2012

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    Someone I Know...

    had a redneck approach her in a bar and say,"You are sexier than socks on a chicken". I thought that was pretty damn bad. I would have cracked up if someone said that to me.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 1, 2009

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    New Bad Lines

    Baby your like KFC, finger lickin good I'm the bisquit you're the gravy and i wanna sop you up I bet your like M&M's, melt in your mouth not in your hands Are you from Tennesee, cause your the only ten I see Hey baby want to make an easy fifty bucks? I've gotta thirst...
    joylovefaith joylovefaith 31-35, F 3 Responses Feb 23, 2009

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    Texan Pick Up Line

    Baby do you raise chickens? Cause you sure know how to raise a ****.
    joylovefaith joylovefaith 31-35, F 4 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Ugh

    I’ve heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot. Is your name Gillette? Cause baby you’re the best a man can get...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten 31-35, F 8 Responses Feb 22, 2009

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    "Do That Scooby Doo Voice!"

    Wait... That wasn't a pickup line... That was just some drunk chick demanding I perform for her... Ok, I've never heard one before. No one's ever tried to pick me up. Happy?
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M 9 Responses Apr 13, 2009

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    Haha

    "Nice Shoes! Wanna ****?" LOL i dont think i've ever said no so fast in my life
    Lamby623 Lamby623 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 13, 2009

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    ....

    that top is very becoming on you...................if you took it off, id be coming on you........       (at a festival) you've got legs, ive got a tent, lets go!         *handing me a raffle ticket* thats a sex ticket, baby, come find...
    Tesse Tesse 18-21, F 2 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    Pick Up Lines Are Stupid.......

    Are you an alien because you've abducted my heart.just stupid.
    celebarwen celebarwen 22-25 2 Responses Apr 8, 2012

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    Ok This Was Bad

    Guy to Girl "Hey who's your favorite actor" Girl to guy "Josh Hartnett" Guy to Girl "Well if Josh Hartnett were to walk in here right now and ask you for dinner, dancing and a passionate night of love making, would you go?" Girl to Guy "Yes...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 9 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    Nice Legs....

    What time to they open? I was 16...apparently I looked a lot older....he was 42 :O The things that make you go "hmm."   Another one on equal par is...(bearing in mind I was wearing my cycling gear....) "hey sexy, give the bike a rest, come ride on me...
    AnimaliaAustralis AnimaliaAustralis 22-25, F 4 Responses May 1, 2009

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    Yep

    My friend and i were out at a bar, when a guy approached us.  He was like  "You girls must not be from around here." my friend asked why, and his reply was   "You don't look like ******"   yeah....hmmm 
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 13, 2009

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    Ugh

    "Baby, if we were both squirrels, think I could bust a nut in your hole?"
    anabasis anabasis 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 13, 2009

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    “Did You Spill a Drink In Your Lap...”

    “...or are you just happy to see me?” - Shinobi Joe circa 1992
    ShinobiJoe ShinobiJoe 31-35, M 5 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    OMG !!!

    One of my co-workers just told me of one she heard last night The guy walked up to her and said "So you want to get a pizza and ****?" She went 'What?" in a shocked tone He replied with "What, do you hate pizza?" Now that is classic...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler 36-40, M 3 Responses Mar 24, 2009

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    This was not exactly a pick-up line,

    but it could be used as one. Back in the 70's the pop artist Melanie rose in the charts as she sang, "I've got a brand new pair of roller skates; you've got a brand new key." I thought that was bad, even then.
    eddiecarbone eddiecarbone 61-65, M Mar 10

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    Really, No Originality

    I've managed to avoid most of the old standards, and the one that was used on me that comes right to mind is: "Hey, beautiful,  I've been watching you for the past hour and I just want to ask if you would like to go back to my place and make wild passionate sex all...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl 26-30, F 3 Responses Feb 12, 2009

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    .......

    ....can I lick your eyeball....................
    deleted deleted 26-30 27 Responses Feb 13, 2009

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    Pick Up Line

    I like your shoelaces. That is seriously what this guy said. And the sex was some of the best I've ever experienced.
    Kevieg Kevieg 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 10, 2013

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    Hey Baby

    I am a 53 year old matron with four children, two of whom are adults. I have been married for 31 years and I have obvious health problems.  I walk with a severe limp and use crutches or a walking stick.Nevertheless, the world, it seems, has a superabundance of desperate men and...
    perseverer perseverer 51-55, F 1 Response Mar 4, 2013

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    Aw, only got 61% No wonder I gain too slowly! I have really got to pick up the pace and start glutting! I should probably start now, actually...
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    You Are the Innovator!!! YES!!! You're the type of person who is always a step ahead of everyone else. You thrive when you're experimenting with new designs, ideas, and attitudes...
    ClaudNine ClaudNine 18-21, F a week ago

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    I will do ANY dare you have just message me through Personal Message.
    JoshKilbride JoshKilbride 13-15, M 1 Response 22 hrs ago

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    If you want my heart, make me laugh ☺️
    oliviedog oliviedog 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 22

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    It says I fall for the "Sensitive and Romantic" Type: "You are a bit of an idealist when it comes to love, and you want to be with a partner who appreciates romance as much as you...
    Wooddragonfan Wooddragonfan 46-50, M Jun 24

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    It says I fall for the "Sensitive and Romantic" Type: "You are a bit of an idealist when it comes to love, and you want to be with a partner who appreciates romance as much as you...
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    It says I fall for the "Sensitive and Romantic" Type: "You are a bit of an idealist when it comes to love, and you want to be with a partner who appreciates romance as much as you...
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    It says I fall for the "Sensitive and Romantic" Type: "You are a bit of an idealist when it comes to love, and you want to be with a partner who appreciates romance as much as you...
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    It says I fall for the "Sensitive and Romantic" Type: "You are a bit of an idealist when it comes to love, and you want to be with a partner who appreciates romance as much as you...
    Wooddragonfan Wooddragonfan 46-50, M Jun 24

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    It says I fall for the "Sensitive and Romantic" Type: "You are a bit of an idealist when it comes to love, and you want to be with a partner who appreciates romance as much as you...
    Wooddragonfan Wooddragonfan 46-50, M Jun 24

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    It says I fall for the "Sensitive and Romantic" Type: "You are a bit of an idealist when it comes to love, and you want to be with a partner who appreciates romance as much as you...
    Wooddragonfan Wooddragonfan 46-50, M Jun 24

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    Sometimes I do have a big mouth. Whoops! I need to just be quiet.
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F Jun 25

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    The Part of You That No One Sees is Lonely. You are unique, witty, and even a little snobby. You're quite proud of who you are, and nothing is going to change that. You've paved...
    sweetstar1 sweetstar1 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 2

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    Breath Me In like oxygen let me be your addiction ahhh ohh ahhh ohh We won't get this chance again just for tonight baby let me in..... ~Consider Me Dead~
    OceanIce OceanIce 31-35, F Jul 4

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    Your brain gender is: 31% Male, 69% Female. I think this is remarkable. It is most likely close to being right. I have been told by my ex that I think and act more like a woman...
    dianecarr dianecarr 61-65, T Jul 11

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    You Belong in AmsterdamA little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam. Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great...
    Rutterman Rutterman 36-40, M 1 Response 12 hrs ago

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    (X means haven't done) [ X ] Smoked A Cigarette [ X ] Smoked A Cigar [ ] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex [ ] Are/Been In Love [ ] Dumped someone [ X ] Been Fired [ ] Been In A...
    MLDHolmes MLDHolmes 13-15, M Jun 24

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    I have a lot of Cage The Elephant, Some 90's alternative, Arctic Monkeys, Portugal The Man, and some 60's. 😜
    MovieJunkie MovieJunkie 13-15, F Jun 23

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    I normally listen to spotify but right now I have Paramore, Lindsey Strirling, Michael Jackson and Bruno Mars
    heHsi heHsi 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 23

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    My whole life growing up, my family was never really close to me or each other. If we crossed paths, we would always yell and scream at each other. I believe it's possible to find...
    dyingalittleinside97 dyingalittleinside97 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 23

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    My mom has a friend that's really really close to us. In fact our whole family. She has two boys. Ones my age they other one is my brothers age... There so close that if I want J...
    lovelygirll2323 lovelygirll2323 13-15, F 2 Responses Jun 23

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    In fact I have a friend closer than my family. My friend just went through a rough patch I found myself helping her despite the fact I could have been arrested for what i had to...
    nomorei nomorei 22-25, F Jun 23

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    Good and Bad 5 qualities: Good: 1) I have pretty eyes 2) I'm a good writer 3) I am honest 4) You can talk to me about anything 5) I am kind Bad: 1) I am too blunt for my own...
    findasilverlining33 findasilverlining33 16-17, F Jun 23

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    I wish so bad you would 🙌
    Feelinthebeat Feelinthebeat 41-45, F Jul 2

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    I'm a true believer that we determine our moods, we don't have control over very much in life, but when we can change something we should. The past few days I've been in a sad...
    notgivingintothisworld notgivingintothisworld 22-25, F Jul 8

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    Did you hear my loud cheek slapping fart out there???
    mcfartcloud mcfartcloud 31-35, M Jul 11

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    Any females wanna come skype or watch me on skype and make me their slave ,?
    iambored4u iambored4u 18-21, M Jun 23

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    Wow I'm 94% female I'm even more of a girl the I thought.
    DawnR59 DawnR59 51-55, T Jul 11

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