I Wtk the Worse Pick Up Line You Have Heard

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 45 People

    This was not exactly a pick-up line,

    but it could be used as one. Back in the 70's the pop artist Melanie rose in the charts as she sang, "I've got a brand new pair of roller skates; you've got a brand new key." I thought that was bad, even then.
    eddiecarbone eddiecarbone
    61-65, M
    Mar 10, 2014

    Some Irish Pick Up Lines.

    ARE YOU DANCING, OR HOLDING DOWN A FLOORBOARD?. YOU DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT GIRL. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE BURIED WITH MY FAMILY. YOU HAVE A LOVELY REDHEAD, IT MATCHES YOUR NECK.
    cyrilpeter cyrilpeter
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Nov 6, 2012

    Ugh

    I’ve heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy? If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot. Is your name Gillette? Cause baby you’re the best a man can get...
    CuriosityKitten CuriosityKitten
    31-35, F
    8 Responses Feb 22, 2009

    Yep

    My friend and i were out at a bar, when a guy approached us.  He was like  "You girls must not be from around here." my friend asked why, and his reply was   "You don't look like ******"   yeah....hmmm 
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 13, 2009

    Hey Baby

    I am a 53 year old matron with four children, two of whom are adults. I have been married for 31 years and I have obvious health problems.  I walk with a severe limp and use crutches or a walking stick.Nevertheless, the world, it seems, has a superabundance of desperate men and...
    perseverer perseverer
    51-55, F
    1 Response Mar 4, 2013

    Ok This Was Bad

    Guy to Girl "Hey who's your favorite actor" Girl to guy "Josh Hartnett" Guy to Girl "Well if Josh Hartnett were to walk in here right now and ask you for dinner, dancing and a passionate night of love making, would you go?" Girl to Guy "Yes...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    8 Responses Feb 12, 2009

    Haha

    "Nice Shoes! Wanna ****?" LOL i dont think i've ever said no so fast in my life
    Lamby623 Lamby623
    22-25, F
    1 Response Feb 13, 2009

    Texan Pick Up Line

    Baby do you raise chickens? Cause you sure know how to raise a ****.
    joylovefaith joylovefaith
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Feb 12, 2009

    "Do That Scooby Doo Voice!"

    Wait... That wasn't a pickup line... That was just some drunk chick demanding I perform for her... Ok, I've never heard one before. No one's ever tried to pick me up. Happy?
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    9 Responses Apr 13, 2009

    New Bad Lines

    Baby your like KFC, finger lickin good I'm the bisquit you're the gravy and i wanna sop you up I bet your like M&M's, melt in your mouth not in your hands Are you from Tennesee, cause your the only ten I see Hey baby want to make an easy fifty bucks? I've gotta thirst...
    joylovefaith joylovefaith
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Feb 23, 2009

    “Did You Spill a Drink In Your Lap...”

    “...or are you just happy to see me?” - Shinobi Joe circa 1992
    ShinobiJoe ShinobiJoe
    31-35, M
    5 Responses Feb 12, 2009

    Pick Up Line

    I like your shoelaces. That is seriously what this guy said. And the sex was some of the best I've ever experienced.
    Kevieg Kevieg
    51-55, M
    1 Response Mar 10, 2013

    Really, No Originality

    I've managed to avoid most of the old standards, and the one that was used on me that comes right to mind is: "Hey, beautiful,  I've been watching you for the past hour and I just want to ask if you would like to go back to my place and make wild passionate sex all...
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Feb 12, 2009

    Nice Legs....

    What time to they open? I was 16...apparently I looked a lot older....he was 42 :O The things that make you go "hmm."   Another one on equal par is...(bearing in mind I was wearing my cycling gear....) "hey sexy, give the bike a rest, come ride on me...
    AnimaliaAustralis AnimaliaAustralis
    22-25, F
    4 Responses May 1, 2009

    Someone I Know...

    had a redneck approach her in a bar and say,"You are sexier than socks on a chicken". I thought that was pretty damn bad. I would have cracked up if someone said that to me.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 1, 2009

    ....

    that top is very becoming on you...................if you took it off, id be coming on you........       (at a festival) you've got legs, ive got a tent, lets go!         *handing me a raffle ticket* thats a sex ticket, baby, come find...
    Tesse Tesse
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Feb 13, 2009

    OMG !!!

    One of my co-workers just told me of one she heard last night The guy walked up to her and said "So you want to get a pizza and ****?" She went 'What?" in a shocked tone He replied with "What, do you hate pizza?" Now that is classic...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Mar 24, 2009

    Ugh

    "Baby, if we were both squirrels, think I could bust a nut in your hole?"
    anabasis anabasis
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 13, 2009

    .......

    ....can I lick your eyeball....................
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    27 Responses Feb 13, 2009

    Song lyrics are the best.

    "I might like you better if we slept together," for instance.
    llanolander llanolander
    46-50, M
    Jun 17, 2015
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