I Wtk What Muppet You Would Be

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 14 People

    I Don't Know

    You Are Miss Piggy A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it. You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less...
    KatieJane KatieJane
    36-40, F
    Aug 12, 2009

    Lol I Knew

    You Are Animal A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts. You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary. But you sure can beat a good drum...
    Floydian Floydian
    22-25, M
    6 Responses Aug 11, 2009

    Miss Piggy - Seriously ?

    A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it. You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less. You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way. Just remember...
    Cocolily Cocolily
    18-21, F
    Jan 30, 2013

    Wow!!! How Interesting.

    "Wocka! Wocka!" You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up. If only your routine didn't always bomb! You may find more groans than laughs, but you always keep the jokes coming.
    confusedone confusedone
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Aug 21, 2009

    GONZO!!!!

    im sure i would be Gonzo ! hes my fave and we are both kinnda the odd man out but love our selfs anyway
    theGirlwiththeSmile theGirlwiththeSmile
    22-25, F
    Apr 25, 2009

    The Monster At the End of This Book

      I would take this book into my kids classrooms and read it to the class   I could do Grover very well the kids would love it   I would get the kids to pretend to help me turn the pages     so I would have to say Aughra from the Dark Crystal  ...
    librakitty05 librakitty05
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 25, 2009

    Damn..I Hoping I Was Miss Piggy!

    You Are Kermit Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know. You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems. Don't worry - everyone knows it...
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl
    41-45, F
    13 Responses Aug 11, 2009

    YAAAAY!

    You Are Animal A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts. You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary. But you sure can beat a good drum. "Kill! Kill!"
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Aug 11, 2009

    Gonzo Or Animal.......

    Gonzo is more likely though On one side, I'm a bit eccentric and weird like gonzo, and I mean that in a good way.  Like gonzo, I see the world through a different set of eyes, often with my own interests involved somewhere down the line.  Many, even most possibly, don...
    DarkParade83 DarkParade83
    26-30
    Apr 25, 2009

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