I Wtk What You Think the Bases Are In Dating

First base is Kissing, Second base is boob groping, third is oral sex, and a home run is  fu**ing.

I wasn't very good at sports except running.  I got lots of practice in elementary school keeping from getting beat up by my classmates.  The problem with running in circles at school was it was so much like my life...

STRIIIIIIIIIIIIKE! (Oops! You stuck your foot in your mouth up to your pelvis, you came across as an arrogant, insensitive boor or a$$hat. Bottom Line? I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last man on Earth and the survival of...

Oooo....Ladies and Gentleman he was too pooped to pop and we had to walk him....tsk ...pity that.....better luck with the next time you play with someone....ha ha ha

MY FIRST base WOULD BE A SMILE. JUST GETTING YOU TO SMILE AND YOU SMILING AS WELL. THAT WOULD SO BE MY FIRST base. JUST THE TWO OF MAKING EACH OTHER SMILEMY SECOND base WOULD BE HUGGING. I WOULD GET A NICE HUG OUT OF YOU. WE WOULD HAVE...

Hmmmmmmm well first base is obviously a smile-
I would think second base is a wink-
Third base is definatly holding hands-
And for the home run, it is obviously a kiss.... on the cheek-
You see, I am TOTALLY innocent HEHEHEHEHE

...but I hear it spoken so frequently.  Some say 1st base is a passionate kiss, but after that I'm lost.

The bases are important but so is timing I did all the right things and got a home run on the first date That has happened several other times but I have also struck out once or twice
I also dated a girl who enjoyed my kissing but said...

Sorry...but somebody had to say it!
 
:-P

Home base (right after you hit the ball): Holding hands, kissing, making out, touching, "heavy petting" and "grinding" (haha, I hate those terms so much), sex by hand, coitus, saying hello, friending them on facebook...

1st base would have to be kissing ( doesnt matter wat kind lip action is lip action).

2nd base would be touching over clothes under/ over clothes boob action is boob action.
3rd base would be maybe fingering/ dry humping.

last...

So Simple gives the basics to getting introduced
and hopefully to get a valid phone number
Next is to follow up in a day or so
Invite her on a real date , take her to a good place
Invest money in her , respect her ,dont rape her...

I've never dated, and don't want to until I'm in college.I think these are the bases.First base would be sitting near each other, though no physical contact is going on.Second base would be holding hands, small snuggling without direct...

A three-way with your girlfriend's sister.