I Wtk What Your Fortune Cookie Reads

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 39 People

    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Aug 17, 2009

    Went out to eat at chinese.

    This was what my fortune cookie said " Its all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation." :)
    badgirlbee badgirlbee
    22-25, F
    1 Response Sep 25, 2015

    Cookie Says

    The elevator to success is out of order.  Use the stairs, one step at a time.
    bhaktatom bhaktatom
    31-35, M
    1 Response Dec 3, 2010

    It Says

    Flying easy, landing hard.
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul
    41-45, F
    1 Response Aug 14, 2011

    My Cookie Fortune...

    ‎''It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime''...I didn't say it. My fortune cookie did ;D
    Aniohevetotha Aniohevetotha
    18-21, F
    Mar 26, 2011

    Lol

    Your Fortune Is: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have ****** time. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 24, 2010

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