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I Wtk What Your Fortune Cookie Reads

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    The elevator to success is out of order.  Use the stairs, one step at a time.
    bhaktatom bhaktatom 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 3, 2010

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    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2009

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    Flying easy, landing hard.
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 14, 2011

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    My Cookie Fortune...

    ‎''It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime''...I didn't say it. My fortune cookie did ;D
    Aniohevetotha Aniohevetotha 18-21, F Mar 26, 2011

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    Lol

    Your Fortune Is: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have ****** time. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 24, 2010

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