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I Wtk What Your Fortune Cookie Reads

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 40 People

    mother1983 mother1983 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2009

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    Lol

    Your Fortune Is: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have ****** time. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 24, 2010

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    Flying easy, landing hard.
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 14, 2011

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    My Cookie Fortune...

    ‎''It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime''...I didn't say it. My fortune cookie did ;D
    Aniohevetotha Aniohevetotha 18-21, F Mar 26, 2011

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    The elevator to success is out of order.  Use the stairs, one step at a time.
    bhaktatom bhaktatom 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 3, 2010

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    Here lies the baddest ***** to ever grace the earth *******
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    Here is Burried the Deceased Husband and Father (it will be in the future so no questions about this) Oron Balysiano but he is not burried in here cuz The Illuminati took him p.s...
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    would be awsume to pre record a few hours playing tic tac toe and making comments. .than have it put in tombstone with a touchscreen interface . :) I could play even when dead lol...
    dlharris dlharris 41-45, M 12 hrs ago

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    typholsion and machamp for the win
    kubie97 kubie97 16-17, M 14 hrs ago

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    He was alive now he is dead
    mickeymic mickeymic 46-50, M 14 hrs ago

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    My shattered dreams and broken heart Are mending on the shelf I saw you holding hands Standing close to someone else I was here You were there Guess we never could agree While the...
    Listening2us Listening2us 26-30, F 14 hrs ago

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    "Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go." :D
    maleficus maleficus 22-25, M 18 hrs ago

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    I want to die with my pinky up so, my tombstone will say "when in doubt, pinky out" :-)
    evreno evreno 13-15, M 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    I'd love my tombstone to read, "back in five minutes"
    BertramGhandi BertramGhandi 41-45, M 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    What should I watch first........
    blase13 blase13 16-17, M 1 day ago

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    So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
    RealSouthernGentleman RealSouthernGentleman 46-50, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I know whats for breakfast. Its you in my bed. You have on one of my dress shirts I wore last night that was ripped off by you. It looks better on you, love you can't button it up...
    GWMH GWMH 56-60, M 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    RIP Chris Squire. Your unique bass sound thrilled me whenever I heard it. You will be sadly missed. :(
    Hypnotia Hypnotia 51-55, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    You Are Dark Chocolate You live your life with intensity, always going full force. You push yourself (and others) to the limit... you want more than you can handle. An extreme...
    PrimeWoman PrimeWoman 41-45, F 3 days ago

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    Staryu and starmie souls be my two favs.
    mssparkles mssparkles 18-21, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    i can't really tell all of my personality bacuase its fuking huge and complex i get really upssesed with latinas sometimes haha and how im always listening to music makes me feel...
    jjfiya5543 jjfiya5543 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    Im latching on babe now I know what I have found. I feel we're close enough I wanna lock in your love These words are such a good way to describe a frenzy for someone. Well at...
    Farmmaid Farmmaid 41-45, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    GEEEESH! I had no idea I had so many so close. This test list your main one, and then below one's you came close to. Wow! Discover your Spirit Animal! You are a Hawk! (your...
    StarAngels StarAngels 46-50, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    tell me. what wud u say????? #wondering
    WonderStruckLove WonderStruckLove 13-15, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    You Are An INFP The Idealist You are a creative person with a great imagination. You enjoy living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in...
    RavenoftheDead RavenoftheDead 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I am an intj and a leo, which is very ironic seeing as how Leo's are such "extroverted party starters", and what are you like?
    omss omss 18-21, M 5 days ago

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    ENTJ ENTJ From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia This article is about the Myers-Briggs personality type. For the Socionics ENTJ, see Logical Intuitive Extrovert. ENTJ...
    StarAngels StarAngels 46-50, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    You Are An INFP The Idealist You are a creative person with a great imagination. You enjoy living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in...
    GrannyPantsYep GrannyPantsYep 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    You Are An INFJThe ProtectorYou live your life with integrity, originality, vision, and creativity.Independent and stubborn, you rarely stray from your vision - no matter what it...
    expressomarkie expressomarkie 46-50, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Just took the test and omg that's impressive!! I'm an ENFP. The Inspirer You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends. You are also...
    FinnyFunny FinnyFunny 22-25, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    larvitar is my favorite pokemon
    chocolatecream1 chocolatecream1 16-17, F a week ago

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    HA! You Are a Jellyfish You are a vulnerable person, but you also have a lot of inner strength. Sometimes you even surprise yourself. You are very honest and open. You have...
    pinkstarburst pinkstarburst 41-45, F 1 Response a week ago

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    I am touched by your words.
    Clothed Clothed 41-45, M a week ago

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    I got yellow which is pretty spot on. When I was aura-gazing at my own reflection, I also saw yellow. :)
    jenbon02 jenbon02 46-50, F Jun 21

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    The ability to heal people mentally and physically. Not myself because if I was able to heal myself there's a possibillity that I would forget what pain is, forget about others and...
    Petee33 Petee33 18-21, M Jun 18

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    Your art of seduction is as the Ideal Lover! You have the sensitivity, the patience, and most importantly, the temptation of a fantasy working to your benefit. You are a very...
    cuddles1266 cuddles1266 56-60, M 2 Responses Jun 16

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    Your Love Type: The Nurturer (ISFJ)In love, you are quietly intense, devoted, and tend too hold on too long. You are committed above all else.For you, cuddling and kissing is a way...
    LadyGypsy LadyGypsy 36-40, F Jun 16

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    Speed and telekinesis - moving things with your mind while never being late to anything! Speeding up your metabolism while getting a bullseye on the dart board every time?! The...
    diegosauns diegosauns 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 16

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    Your Attachment Style is Secure - That is nice
    hmwmuk hmwmuk 41-45, M Jun 16

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    "Be cautious when walking in darkness alone."
    notsofar notsofar 22-25, M Jun 16

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    The ability to taste what people feel.
    CyanideY CyanideY 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 16