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I Wtk What Your Fortune Cookie Reads

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    Your Fortune Is: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have ****** time. Follow these wise words carefully.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 24, 2010

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    My Cookie Fortune...

    ‎''It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime''...I didn't say it. My fortune cookie did ;D
    Aniohevetotha Aniohevetotha 18-21, F Mar 26, 2011

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    Cookie Says

    The elevator to success is out of order.  Use the stairs, one step at a time.
    bhaktatom bhaktatom 31-35, M 1 Response Dec 3, 2010

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    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 17, 2009

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    It Says

    Flying easy, landing hard.
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 14, 2011

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    Mines is the beast! Haha been beating **** down! :)
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    My penis name is "me. President "
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    Blues clues is mine my mistress named it
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    Mine is called the drive shaft. My named it.
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    I sleep in the Yearner Position:"People who sleep on their side with both arms out in front are said to be open-minded, but can be suspicious and cynical. They are slow to make up...
    SylenaEverlasting SylenaEverlasting 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    YOU ARE ENERGETIC AND UNPREDICTABLE... You're the type of person who likes to stay active, especially physically active. You have an adventurous spirit, and you feel like you have...
    marklovescoffee marklovescoffee 46-50, M 2 days ago

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    rapidash, squirtle, and the eveelutions
    uncoolmermaid uncoolmermaid 16-17, F 1 Response 19 hrs ago

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    Okay, random thinking, fortune cookies would sound more ... I don't know, philosophical or voo-doo-magical-y if it was all in Yoda talk. Just saying.
    calypsoandbob calypsoandbob 13-15, F Aug 11

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    *what the heck do you have to do to be a CARNAL lover!!!!* lol.... i thought for shur I'd be one... but I am the: Liberated Lover 59% partner focus, 76% aggressiveness, 65...
    SKiesterly SKiesterly 36-40, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Your kisses are short and sweet - at least a first. You tend to be a cautious kisser. You don't want to scare anyone off. Once you get to know someone, your kisses are daring...
    MixedDarkness MixedDarkness 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 8

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    http://www.blogthings.com/whattypeofweatherareyouquiz/My Results:You Are RainYou can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around...
    Rutterman Rutterman 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 12

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    You Are the InnovatorYou're the type of person who is always a step ahead of everyone else.You thrive when you're experimenting with new designs, ideas, and attitudes.You are a...
    InnerBeauti InnerBeauti 36-40 1 Response Aug 15

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    I took the test The Liberated Lover 68% partner focus, 52% aggressiveness, 60% adventurousness based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that: You prefer your...
    txbandit70 txbandit70 41-45, M Aug 19

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    Well whadya know! *wink* Your result for The Lover Style Profile Test ... The Surprising Lover 68% partner focus, 48% aggressiveness, 55% adventurousness based on the results of...
    djtiger djtiger 46-50, M 6 Responses a week ago

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    http://www.blogthings.com/whattypeofweatherareyouquiz/ You are a rainbow Breathtaking and rare You are totally enchanting and intriguing But you usually don't stick around long...
    Jadedlace Jadedlace 36-40, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    Black by Pearl Jam "And now my bitter hands cradle broken glass of what was everything'' "you'll be a sun in someone else's sky"
    GoodEnough09 GoodEnough09 41-45 Aug 19

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    You Are CuriousYou are very interested in and engaged with the world.You are fiercely independent and self-reliant. You don't take anyone's word for anything.You push yourself to...
    InnerBeauti InnerBeauti 36-40 Aug 5

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    Q&A by Kishi Bashi; only because there's a guy I'm into who introduced me to this guy's music and it reminds me of him, esp how odd but honest the lyrics are. I was listening to...
    Lov3intheasylum Lov3intheasylum 31-35, F Jul 30

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    I'm currently on the treadmill what are you doing at this moment comment👇👇
    BeautifulBrownBabyDoll BeautifulBrownBabyDoll 31-35, F Aug 16

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    Take me to the abyss. Why? Hey if you did good and didn't eat meat for your pleasure. You will be ok where you go!
    kamachulu kamachulu 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 29

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    "Chew your food, you're an animal!!" - Matilda
    Johnny316 Johnny316 31-35 Jul 30

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    mine would be: Im sorry Alyssa, i was never as strong as you... please dont forget me, and if you fall in love with another, im coming back to set you straight. To my family and...
    GhostieDSE GhostieDSE 18-21, M Jul 30

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    My personality is something of one of the kind...I'm a little bit of everything. So what's your personality type...
    AchCailin001 AchCailin001 18-21, F Aug 10

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    On my way to **** your *****
    PanicAtTheDiscount PanicAtTheDiscount 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 11

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    Beautifully interesting and heartbreakingly honest. Yours? Don't be afraid to be funny :)
    AJEckle AJEckle 16-17, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    "Courage isn't the act of not being frightened. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyways."
    AndrewFlewTheTardis AndrewFlewTheTardis 13-15, M Jul 28

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    Mines elder, march 28th. Anybody no what it means?
    charliebarton14 charliebarton14 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 29

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    "He was crippled, But only his body was cracked. It's not simple, nor is it an easy matter to explain. Let's just leave it at that she says and closes the holy book of lies. She...
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies 16-17, F Jul 30

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    What's the worse that could happen
    Z00Z00Z Z00Z00Z 36-40, M Aug 10

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    Bye ! (What a depressed/pessimist title)
    fauxlady fauxlady 22-25, F Aug 13

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    1) Scoff- Nirvana 2) Lover of Light- Mumford & Sons 3) Maxwell's Silver Hammer- The Beatles 4) Monkey Gone to Heaven- The Pixies 5) Floyd the Barber- Nirvana 6) Rules- Nat and Alex...
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    The color of my lucky underwear is pink. There are a couple of pink thongs I own and every Time I wear them, I Have a good day. Even wore them last October and my favorite team...
    thongluvr582 thongluvr582 31-35, M 2 Responses Aug 4

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    Is there really an ideal relationship? I'll like to think that there is, at least for me. I first I'll like my other half to be: Respectful Loyal Sincere Truthful Have a good sense...
    JosDor1510 JosDor1510 22-25, F Aug 7

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    Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else. - Oscar Wilde
    marklovescoffee marklovescoffee 46-50, M Aug 15

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    Beatbouncer Beatbouncer 31-35, M Aug 19

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    My Arabic name is Fuad and it means Heart
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    Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash
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    Given the choice I'd be Storm just because I could fly but also make lovely weather
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