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I Wtk What Your Pen1s Name Is

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    This is my penis.He gets hard with me sometimes and I have to beat him.His best friend is a pu-seeHis neighbor is an assh-leHis name is Stanley....LIKE THE POWER DRILL.
    ScrapdoggDesigns ScrapdoggDesigns 36-40, M Jan 1, 2012

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    Mine Just Sounds Pervy

    Beefy McManstick Awesome lmfao
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 13 Responses Jan 16, 2011

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    Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

    Your Penis Name Is: Gummi Worm Keep it in your pants! I have the munchies meow....I'm Hungry right meow....
    Cupcake2 Cupcake2 22-25, M 7 Responses Jan 20, 2011

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    sasquachalone sasquachalone 31-35, M 2 Responses Feb 3

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    BuiltToBreak BuiltToBreak 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 3

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    Keeping It Classy

    Your Penis Name Is: Harry and the Hendersons Keep it in your pants!
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 18-21, F 9 Responses Jan 16, 2011

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    Haha....what A Cute Name

    Your Penis Name Is: One Eyed Wonder Weasel Keep it in your pants!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 4, 2012

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    Penis Name!!

    your penis name is : Captain Kirk keep it in your pants!
    cowshed123 cowshed123 31-35, M 13 Responses Jan 21, 2011

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    Mine Name Is..

    Batman. And I love the double meaning that goes with it. Haha
    CRD1983 CRD1983 26-30, M Oct 6, 2012

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    *struts Around Bow Legged*

    Mwuahahahahaaaa! Your Penis Name Is: Goliath Keep it in your pants!
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 31, 2011

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    I'm A Shaver, So . . .

    I refer to him as "His Hairless Highness", or 3H for short. 😜
    Chader88 Chader88 22-25 Feb 10, 2012

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    Fear Itttt!

    Your Penis Name Is: Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness Keep it in your pants!
    lntel lntel 18-21 Jan 1, 2012

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    zellinthous zellinthous 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    Mike Tyson

    because it breaks jaws. x
    leannepatpat leannepatpat 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2012

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    Monkey Butt

    Your Penis Name Is: Curious George Keep it in your pants! ha ha!
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 6, 2011

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    George

    My three penis owners call it George
    dick4u2own dick4u2own 61-65, M Oct 24, 2012

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    My Penis Name Would Be...

    Snugglemuff McPierceon if at all it had one ;P
    Themsen Themsen 22-25, M Jan 22, 2011

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    La Lune

    mon nom pour mon pénis est la lune Je me fais vieux donc il n'est pas toujours une pleine
    Lunedupenis Lunedupenis 51-55, M Dec 29, 2011

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    Awesomeness

    Your Penis Name Is: Mr. Big Keep it in your pants! Haha goes well with my ego.
    Nunyabuziness Nunyabuziness 26-30, M 15 Responses Feb 24, 2011

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    I/m Yours Too

    my penis i call her hanah because shes sweet
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 16, 2012

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    Makht Makht 18-21, M 3 Responses Apr 10

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    Shat Happens

       Your Penis Name Is: Captain Kirk  
    Vivagalore Vivagalore 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 8, 2013

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    Another Winner From Blogthings!

    My penis name is Thrill Drill ...well really ... if I had a penis I think I'd be quite pleased with that name ...but seeing how I don't have my own ... and just have to "borrow" someone else's from time to time ... I hope he'll be flattered!
    womaninbliss womaninbliss 51-55, F 2 Responses Jan 21, 2011

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    Your Penis Name Is.............

    Your Penis Name Is: Big Lebowski Keep it in your pants!
    shadow1013 shadow1013 22-25, M 3 Responses Jan 16, 2011

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    Roflmao! Seriously?

    I took this test! http://www.blogthings.com/penisnameYour Penis Name Is: Bavarian Beefstick Keep it in your pants! (And I shall...  At least until needed.)
    MichaelDuMaine MichaelDuMaine 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 14, 2011

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    pardax pardax 13-15, M May 18

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    Oh

    The Dark Demonic Overlord of Awesome :D
    LeadmyLife4me LeadmyLife4me 18-21, F Apr 27, 2011

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    100%

    "All-beef thermometer"......what about my first name generates this result lmao.....i hope when i tell people my name this isn't their first thought!
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F Oct 10, 2012

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    The Thrill Drill

    Your Penis Name Is: Thrill Drill Sounds like something you would find in an adult toy store...ha ha ha! :P
    hardfrank hardfrank 41-45, M 1 Response Dec 12, 2012

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    How Did They Know?

    my willy name is gummi worm!!!!! Seems about right! Jo xxxx
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 9, 2011

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    Prince Charming

    Meet my penis, mah lady.
    MuffinAss MuffinAss 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 16, 2012

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    Wtf

    mine is..... Prince Charming... WTF. its actually quite rude to me... especially when i wake up in the morning. (waits to see how long wayslove takes to go crazy on this story)
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 18 Responses Jan 16, 2011

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    William

    My wife always called my penis "Mr William" I have no idea why unless if had to do with someone else she had known.She had never seen a circumcised penis before she saw mine.
    Wulfstan Wulfstan 70+, M 2 Responses Mar 2, 2013

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    Mine is named "dirty Ernie" he

    and I both have dirty minds
    longliplover longliplover 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 14

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    sara27272727 sara27272727 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 13

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    Rawwwwwwwrr

    IT'S teh Lion King hear my PeNi s rooooooaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........................attack that mutha f ukin va gina, rip it up to SHREDS
    MrJungleMonkey MrJungleMonkey 31-35, M 2 Responses Apr 16, 2011

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    It's A Trekkie?

    My penis is named "Captain Kirk". I'm ok with that. And it is not a detachable penis.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 29, 2012

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    If I Had One ...

    I would name it Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang.....dont ask me why .... it just "CAME" to me ;)
    Astory4supper Astory4supper 22-25, F 7 Responses Feb 13, 2011

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    Lol

    Your Penis Name Is: Gummi Worm Keep it in your pants! gummi worm? really??!!
    Duuuuuude Duuuuuude 18-21, M May 27, 2011

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    Name Of My Penis If I Have One Is

    Your Penis Name Is: Beefy McManstick Keep it in your pants!This is very funny.
    mother1983 mother1983 26-30, F 7 Responses Jan 21, 2011

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    Pen1s Name

    My pen1s is named "Mr. Hoodie" cause it's not circumcised and the head (glans) is always covered by my long hood (foreskin or prepuce) even when he is erect unless I skin it back of course. Lol........ drmomma.org ForeskinFunctions.com sexasnatureintendedit.com
    Spockk Spockk 66-70, M 6 Responses Mar 29, 2013

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    It Is

    nicky morrison derived from andrei nicholevich from war and peace and van morrison it was my dj name
    christinemelody christinemelody 56-60, T Oct 30, 2012

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    "Mr Big" Lol :-)

    Your Penis Name Is: Mr. BigKeep it in your pants! Ha!!ha!!ha!!! lol :-)  
    welshbabe welshbabe 46-50, F 4 Responses Jan 21, 2011

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    Most of my socks are white with grey on the toe and heel . They say Haynes o. The bottoms of them in red letters.
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    My Chinese zodiac is the Dragon .
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