Your Penis Name Is: King Kong
Keep it in your pants!
I don't have a big **** more like huge boobs ;)
Yes I keep it in my pants for the most part hahaha....unlike you horny old men on here =P
So get ready to fear it!!!!
My penis name is Thrill Drill ...well really ... if I had a penis I think I'd be quite pleased with that name ...but seeing how I don't have my own ... and just have to "borrow" someone else's from time to time ... I hope he'll be flattered!
I've got a name for my penis, and It's GOGI.
It simply sounds like a good name for a penis, though "GOGI" doesn't function like it did 25 years ago.
But I fondly recall the thrills GOGI gave me, especially when it was encased in the lycra-spandex of a Speedo.
My pen1s is named "Mr. Hoodie" cause it's not circumcised and the head (glans) is always covered by my long hood (foreskin or prepuce) even when he is erect unless I skin it back of course. Lol........