Your Penis Name Is: King Kong
Keep it in your pants!
I don't have a big **** more like huge boobs ;)
Yes I keep it in my pants for the most part hahaha....unlike you horny old men on here =P
So get ready to fear it!!!!
My pen1s is named "Mr. Hoodie" cause it's not circumcised and the head (glans) is always covered by my long hood (foreskin or prepuce) even when he is erect unless I skin it back of course. Lol........
I've got a name for my penis, and It's GOGI.
It simply sounds like a good name for a penis, though "GOGI" doesn't function like it did 25 years ago.
But I fondly recall the thrills GOGI gave me, especially when it was encased in the lycra-spandex of a Speedo.
My penis name is Thrill Drill ...well really ... if I had a penis I think I'd be quite pleased with that name ...but seeing how I don't have my own ... and just have to "borrow" someone else's from time to time ... I hope he'll be flattered!