This experience may contain mature content, as flagged by the community.
Please click away if you do not want to see this content.
To report inappropriate content, please email us.

I Wtk What Your Pen1s Name Is

http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/ 148 People

    Shat Happens

       Your Penis Name Is: Captain Kirk  
    Vivagalore Vivagalore
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jan 8, 2013

    I/m Yours Too

    my penis i call her hanah because shes sweet
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 16, 2012

    It's A Trekkie?

    My penis is named "Captain Kirk". I'm ok with that. And it is not a detachable penis.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jan 29, 2012

    William

    My wife always called my penis "Mr William" I have no idea why unless if had to do with someone else she had known.She had never seen a circumcised penis before she saw mine.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Mar 2, 2013

    Penis Name!!

    your penis name is : Captain Kirk keep it in your pants!
    cowshed123 cowshed123
    36-40, M
    13 Responses Jan 21, 2011

    My penis name is "me.

    President "
    Starjaso Starjaso
    18-21, M
    Jul 31, 2014

    It Is

    nicky morrison derived from andrei nicholevich from war and peace and van morrison it was my dj name
    christinemelody christinemelody
    56-60, T
    Oct 30, 2012

    If I Had One ...

    I would name it Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang.....dont ask me why .... it just "CAME" to me ;)
    Astory4supper Astory4supper
    22-25, F
    6 Responses Feb 13, 2011

    Mine is named "dirty Ernie" he

    and I both have dirty minds
    longliplover longliplover
    56-60, M
    1 Response Jul 14, 2014

    I've Always Called My Penis 'wendy'

    She always just seemed like a 'Wendy'
    donkeykong1979 donkeykong1979
    31-35, M
    Jan 11, 2013

    Rawwwwwwwrr

    IT'S teh Lion King hear my PeNi s rooooooaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........................attack that mutha f ukin va gina, rip it up to SHREDS
    MrJungleMonkey MrJungleMonkey
    31-35, M
    1 Response Apr 16, 2011

    Your Penis Name Is: Phantom Lord Of Ultimate Darkness

    Your Penis Name Is: Phantom Lord of Ultimate DarknessKeep it in your pants!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 1, 2013
    BuiltToBreak BuiltToBreak
    22-25, M
    Mar 3, 2014

    My Penis Name

    My penis name is Poka-her-hontas. lol :-)
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 9, 2012

    Mine is named Waldo, cause he's

    so small ya gotta look for him...a Where's Waldo
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 14, 2015

    I Call My Penis "junior"

    Not because it's small (I'm 8"long and 6"around). Like most guys, it's an important part of who I am!!!
    SwGaMan SwGaMan
    61-65, M
    Aug 8, 2012

    "Mr Big" Lol :-)

    Your Penis Name Is: Mr. BigKeep it in your pants! Ha!!ha!!ha!!! lol :-)  
    welshbabe welshbabe
    46-50, F
    4 Responses Jan 21, 2011

    I'm A Shaver, So . . .

    I refer to him as "His Hairless Highness", or 3H for short. 😜
    Chader88 Chader88
    22-25
    Feb 10, 2012

    La Lune

    mon nom pour mon pénis est la lune Je me fais vieux donc il n'est pas toujours une pleine
    Lunedupenis Lunedupenis
    51-55, M
    Dec 29, 2011

    Mine Name Is..

    Batman. And I love the double meaning that goes with it. Haha
    CRD1983 CRD1983
    26-30, M
    Oct 6, 2012

    Haha....what A Cute Name

    Your Penis Name Is: One Eyed Wonder Weasel Keep it in your pants!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses May 4, 2012

    Monkey Butt

    Your Penis Name Is: Curious George Keep it in your pants! ha ha!
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Mar 6, 2011

    My Penis

    it said my penis name is the leaning tower of pisa! LOL
    candycane6677 candycane6677
    18-21
    Jan 4, 2012

    Mine Just Sounds Pervy

    Beefy McManstick Awesome lmfao
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz
    31-35, F
    14 Responses Jan 16, 2011

    ******* right!

    Your Penis Name Is: King Kong Keep it in your pants! I don't have a big **** more like huge boobs ;) Yes I keep it in my pants for the most part hahaha....unlike you horny old men on here =P So get ready to fear it!!!!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Oct 8, 2012

    Your Penis Name Is.............

    Your Penis Name Is: Big Lebowski Keep it in your pants!
    shadow1013 shadow1013
    26-30, M
    3 Responses Jan 16, 2011

    Pen1s Name

    My pen1s is named "Mr. Hoodie" cause it's not circumcised and the head (glans) is always covered by my long hood (foreskin or prepuce) even when he is erect unless I skin it back of course. Lol........ drmomma.org ForeskinFunctions.com sexasnatureintendedit.com
    Spockk Spockk
    70+, M
    6 Responses Mar 29, 2013

    Another Winner From Blogthings!

    My penis name is Thrill Drill ...well really ... if I had a penis I think I'd be quite pleased with that name ...but seeing how I don't have my own ... and just have to "borrow" someone else's from time to time ... I hope he'll be flattered!
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Jan 21, 2011

    Wtf

    mine is..... Prince Charming... WTF. its actually quite rude to me... especially when i wake up in the morning. (waits to see how long wayslove takes to go crazy on this story)
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass
    22-25, M
    16 Responses Jan 16, 2011
    zellinthous zellinthous
    22-25, M
    Jul 28, 2014

    Keeping It Classy

    Your Penis Name Is: Harry and the Hendersons Keep it in your pants!
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    22-25
    9 Responses Jan 16, 2011
    bendoverman1972 bendoverman1972
    41-45, M
    Aug 9, 2014

    Prince Charming

    Meet my penis, mah lady.
    MuffinAss MuffinAss
    31-35, F
    1 Response Aug 16, 2012

    *struts Around Bow Legged*

    Mwuahahahahaaaa! Your Penis Name Is: Goliath Keep it in your pants!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses May 31, 2011

    Fear Itttt!

    Your Penis Name Is: Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness Keep it in your pants!
    lntel lntel
    22-25
    Jan 1, 2012

    Let Me Introduce You

    This is my penis.He gets hard with me sometimes and I have to beat him.His best friend is a pu-seeHis neighbor is an assh-leHis name is Stanley....LIKE THE POWER DRILL.
    ScrapdoggDesigns ScrapdoggDesigns
    36-40, M
    Jan 1, 2012
    sparky2219 sparky2219
    18-21, M
    Aug 11, 2014
    sasquachalone sasquachalone
    31-35, M
    Feb 3, 2014

    How Did They Know?

    my willy name is gummi worm!!!!! Seems about right! Jo xxxx
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 9, 2011

    Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

    Your Penis Name Is: Gummi Worm Keep it in your pants! I have the munchies meow....I'm Hungry right meow....
    Cupcake2 Cupcake2
    22-25, M
    7 Responses Jan 20, 2011

    George

    My three penis owners call it George
    dick4u2own dick4u2own
    61-65, M
    Oct 24, 2012
More Stories