Sir Montague - based on the charcter from romeo and juliet, my penis's name is sir Montague because it shows it had power, but can be loving
hboleary15 3 Responses 2 Nov 8
Better Then Yours - Ivan the Terrible whip it out son!
Arorin 0 Jan 16, 2011
William - My wife always called my penis "Mr William" I have no idea why unless if had to do with someone else she had known.She had never seen a circumcised penis before she saw mine.
Wulfstan 2 Responses 0 Mar 2
If I Had One ... - I would name it Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang.....dont ask me why .... it just "CAME" to me ;)
Astory4supper 7 Responses 0 Feb 13, 2011
It Is - nicky morrison derived from andrei nicholevich from war and peace and van morrison it was my dj name
christinemelody 0 Oct 30, 2012
Shat Happens - Your Penis Name Is: Captain Kirk
Ambitieuxetvicieux 4 Responses 6 Jan 8
Roflmao! Seriously? - I took this test! http://www.blogthings.com/penisnameYour Penis Name Is: Bavarian Beefstick Keep it in your pants! (And I shall... At least until needed.)
MichaelDuMaine 2 Responses 1 Dec 14, 2011
My Results... - My Ep name... Your Penis Name Is: Elvis Keep it in your pants!My Real Name... Your Penis Name Is: Beefy McManstick Keep it in your pants!
deleted 0 Jan 20, 2011
Your Penis Name Is............. - Your Penis Name Is: Big Lebowski Keep it in your pants!
shadow1013 3 Responses 0 Jan 16, 2011
La Lune - mon nom pour mon pénis est la lune Je me fais vieux donc il n'est pas toujours une pleine
Lunedupenis 0 Dec 29, 2011
Haha....what A Cute Name - Your Penis Name Is: One Eyed Wonder Weasel Keep it in your pants!
deleted 4 Responses 1 May 4, 2012
Oh - The Dark Demonic Overlord of Awesome :D
LeadmyLife4me 0 Apr 27, 2011
Fear Itttt! - Your Penis Name Is: Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness Keep it in your pants!
lntel 0 Jan 1, 2012
Come On! I Don't Even Have One And I Gave It A Better Name! Blah! - Your Penis Name Is: Captain Kirk Keep it in your pants!
Serabi 2 Responses 0 Jan 17, 2011
100% - "All-beef thermometer"......what about my first name generates this result lmao.....i hope when i tell people my name this isn't their first thought!
foldedunfolding 0 Oct 10, 2012
If I Had One :d - Your Penis Name Is: Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness Keep it in your pants! :D I love my imaginary penis name, it's so fancy~
LiesandLace 2 Responses 0 Apr 27, 2011
Mine Name Is.. - Batman. And I love the double meaning that goes with it. Haha
CRD1983 1 Oct 6, 2012
I Gave It A Name Myself... - and I call it "Penis the Meanest"
Tummie 1 Response 0 Jan 21, 2011
My Penis Name Would Be... - Snugglemuff McPierceon if at all it had one ;P
Themsen 0 Jan 22, 2011
Penis Name!! - your penis name is : Captain Kirk keep it in your pants!
CappieTheCat 13 Responses 0 Jan 21, 2011
Monkey Butt - Your Penis Name Is: Curious George Keep it in your pants! ha ha!
PrettyOldSoul 2 Responses 0 Mar 6, 2011
Lol - Your Penis Name Is: Gummi Worm Keep it in your pants! gummi worm? really??!!
Duuuuuude 0 May 27, 2011
Let Me Introduce You - This is my penis.He gets hard with me sometimes and I have to beat him.His best friend is a pu-seeHis neighbor is an assh-leHis name is Stanley....LIKE THE POWER DRILL.
ScrapdoggDesigns 0 Jan 1, 2012
Mike Tyson - because it breaks jaws. x
leannepatpat 1 Response 0 Oct 8, 2012
Stop Projecting Your Own Sick Fantasies!!! - The leaning tower of PisaShe's impressed like isn't she?We all have our off days...To be honest I feel a little violated. :/
ShakespeareSonnet116 6 Responses 11 Jan 8
Pen1s Name - Your Penis Name Is: El Presidente Keep it in your pants!
Whateverrrrr 0 Jan 21, 2011
Name Of My Penis If I Have One Is - Your Penis Name Is: Beefy McManstick Keep it in your pants!This is very funny.
mother1983 7 Responses 0 Jan 21, 2011
Prince Charming - Meet my penis, mah lady.
MuffinAss 1 Response 2 Aug 16, 2012
Pen1s Name - My pen1s is named "Mr. Hoodie" cause it's not circumcised and the head (glans) is always covered by my long hood (foreskin or prepuce) even when he is erect unless I skin it back of course. Lol........ drmomma.org ForeskinFunctions.com sexasnatureintendedit.com
dst68 6 Responses 5 Mar 29
"Mr Big" Lol :-) - Your Penis Name Is: Mr. BigKeep it in your pants! Ha!!ha!!ha!!! lol :-)
welshbabe 4 Responses 0 Jan 21, 2011
Keeping It Classy - Your Penis Name Is: Harry and the Hendersons Keep it in your pants!
CrazyHippieChick 9 Responses 0 Jan 16, 2011
Wtf - mine is..... Prince Charming... WTF. its actually quite rude to me... especially when i wake up in the morning. (waits to see how long wayslove takes to go crazy on this story)
CaptainJackass 18 Responses 1 Jan 16, 2011
Your Thanksgiving Name Is: Sage Apple - Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.I had type my user name from E.P. That is what I got. LOL...
mother1983 2 Responses 1 Nov 29
Your Thanksgiving Name Is: Cornelia Constance - Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.
LittleLena 0 Nov 29
My Hippie Chick Name - My hippie chick name? Tuesday. I wonder if I could rename myself Ruby Tuesday, like the song by The Rolling Stones.
greeneyedlady72 1 Response 1 6 days ago
Your Color Is Orange - Your Personality: A total daredevil, you'll try any thrill. You're easily bored and you prefer to be on the go. You in Love: You see love as an adventure, and you find most men dull. You need someone who challenges you! Your Career: Your ideal job is...
est1989 0 Nov 15
Your Height Says You're Optimistic - You are a confident, ambitious, and active person. You are also very radiant. You have a sunny personality. You are quite successful. You are a smart worker - not a hard worker. At times, you can be vain and cocky. You have a lot to be...
SirLaughalots 3 Nov 30
Your Height Says You're Very Warm And Outgoing - You are a very warm, outgoing person. You are a very social creature. You value harmony and often play the role of mediator. You are a very real and honest person, you know how to kindly tell people the truth. You crave love and...
greeneyedlady72 1 Response 0 Dec 1
Your Kisses Taste Like Chocolate - You are an extreme rebel. No one is going to tell you who to kiss. You break all the rules! You are an adventure seeker. You've been known to kiss someone just to see if you can. You're selective about love and romance. You kiss freely, but...
SirLaughalots 1 Response 1 a week ago
You Are A Hazelnut Tree - You're a charmer with a killer sense of humor. You are very demanding, but you can also be very understanding. No matter what, you always make a lasting impression - you're quite popular. Passionate, you are an active fighter for social causes and...
letskillhitler 0 Nov 26
On My Stomach. - You have a passion for everything - including sleeping. Outgoing and brash, you tend to still shock those who know you well. You tend to be selfish. You are the most likely type to take over the whole bed. You gravitate toward comfort and don't like extreme...
katd1234 1 Nov 14
Charizard - CHARIZARD FOR THE WIN!!!!! I mean c'mon? Rock smash, flame thrower, flight, that around the world attack, tackle, dragon tail (really just iron tail) immense strength, can give you a ride, was kicked off the show because he was way to powerful, Oh and held his own...
disneydick217 1 Response 0 Nov 24
My Superhero Name - I have a superhero name. I got it from my sister and she gave me Necropolis which means 'city of the dead'. She gave it to me after I literally destroyed her room after I was mad. So there you have it! PS I don't really think its a superhero name more like a...
Nadiyah777 1 Response 0 Nov 23
You Are Peaceful and Content You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow.You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily.Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is...
xoxoCalliexoxo 1 6 days ago
Your Heart Takes Love Seriously - You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are optimistic and happy. You would be...
catchmeup 0 Nov 17
Don’t Let This Happen To You. Without Your Phone During The Holidays. - 'Tis the night before Christmas, and all through the house not a creature is stirring, not even your phone. Wait. What? Where’s your phone? Oh, it’s in your pants. Nope. Then it must be in your...
SpiceZ 0 Nov 25
Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real" - You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest...
letskillhitler 0 Nov 26
What Animal Spirit Is Within You - I am a Hawk! Characters: Galen, Thera, Zilus in the Aspect of Crow trilogy; Maxine in "The Wild's Call" Powers: Communicate with the divine, discern powers in others, photographic memory Hawks are the messengers of the Spirits. Adept with...
newtonpark 2 Responses 1 Nov 22
You Are A Wolf! ( Your Score: 26 ) - Characters: Marek, Alanka, Kerza, and Kara in the Aspect of Crow trilogy and "Storm Reaper"; Lance in "The Wild's Call"Powers: Stealth, hunting ability, enhanced senses of smell and hearing, as well as strength and stamina"Family comes first...
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer - You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people fall under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you...
letskillhitler 1 Nov 25
Your Brain Is 47% Female, 53% Male - Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve
Your Aura Is Orange - You're a bit of a loner, but you're never lonely. You know how to entertain yourself. Whether you're trying an extreme sport or a new weird food, you always live on the edge. The purpose of your life: testing limits - both physical and mental... and then...
Your Brain Is 40% Female, 60% Male - You have a total boy brain Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts And while your emotions do sway you sometimes... You never like to get feelings too involved
blondeale 0 Nov 25
Your Seduction Style: The Dandy - You're a non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations. Your sexuality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories. It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you. You have the psychology of...
blondeale 1 Nov 25
What Fantasy Archetype Are You? - Your Result: The Hero 89% You are the ultimate defender of justice, freedom, and purity. The hordes of evil quail before you. Nothing can stand in your way due to your combat skills, keen intellect, gorgeous looks, and sheer luck. Plus, you...
letskillhitler 0 Nov 27
Your Music Personality is Intense and Rebellious - You love music that is outside the mainstream in one way or another. You're not big on mainstream fare. The types of music you tend to gravitate toward are metal, rock, alternative, ska, reggae, rap, or punk. You're musical...
catchmeup 0 Nov 17
Your Height Says You're Kind - You are a gifted communicator, and you understand other people well. You are compassionate and empathetic. You feel other's pain a little too easily. Because of your open heart and open mind, many people admire and adore you. You are classy and...
Your Spirit Dog is a Chow Chow - Of all the types, you may have the most trouble relating to dogs. You're more of a cat person. So it's not surprising that your spirit dog is the most catlike. You can connect to the independent chow chow. Like the chow, you can be aloof and...
mother1983 0 5 days ago
Your Shopping Style is Gift Card Shark - When it comes to gift giving, you prefer to give people gifts that they will actually use and enjoy. A gift card is perfect for you - classier than cash, and recipients can pick out exactly what they want. You love to give a low hassle...
mother1983 2 Responses 0 5 days ago
Purple - Purple Your Aura is Purple! Personality: Purples hold themselves to sky high standards, and are always very graceful. Purple is envied, idolized, and copied without even realizing it. They are an icon for those who know you. While it is hard to be a perfectionist, rest...
QueenAwesomePants 1 Response 1 Nov 26