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I Wtk What Your Pen1s Name Is

http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/ 159 People

    George

    My three penis owners call it George
    dick4u2own dick4u2own 61-65, M Oct 24, 2012

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    Pen1s Name

    My pen1s is named "Mr. Hoodie" cause it's not circumcised and the head (glans) is always covered by my long hood (foreskin or prepuce) even when he is erect unless I skin it back of course. Lol........ drmomma.org ForeskinFunctions.com sexasnatureintendedit.com
    Spockk Spockk 66-70, M 6 Responses Mar 29, 2013

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    *struts Around Bow Legged*

    Mwuahahahahaaaa! Your Penis Name Is: Goliath Keep it in your pants!
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses May 31, 2011

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    My Penis Name Would Be...

    Snugglemuff McPierceon if at all it had one ;P
    Themsen Themsen 22-25, M Jan 22, 2011

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    Keeping It Classy

    Your Penis Name Is: Harry and the Hendersons Keep it in your pants!
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick 22-25, F 9 Responses Jan 16, 2011

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    Roflmao! Seriously?

    I took this test! http://www.blogthings.com/penisnameYour Penis Name Is: Bavarian Beefstick Keep it in your pants! (And I shall...  At least until needed.)
    MichaelDuMaine MichaelDuMaine 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 14, 2011

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    If I Had One ...

    I would name it Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang.....dont ask me why .... it just "CAME" to me ;)
    Astory4supper Astory4supper 22-25, F 6 Responses Feb 13, 2011

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    Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

    Your Penis Name Is: Gummi Worm Keep it in your pants! I have the munchies meow....I'm Hungry right meow....
    Cupcake2 Cupcake2 22-25, M 7 Responses Jan 20, 2011

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    My Penis Name

    My penis name is Poka-her-hontas. lol :-)
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 9, 2012

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    Prince Charming

    Meet my penis, mah lady.
    MuffinAss MuffinAss 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 16, 2012

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    Let Me Introduce You

    This is my penis.He gets hard with me sometimes and I have to beat him.His best friend is a pu-seeHis neighbor is an assh-leHis name is Stanley....LIKE THE POWER DRILL.
    ScrapdoggDesigns ScrapdoggDesigns 36-40, M Jan 1, 2012

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    Haha....what A Cute Name

    Your Penis Name Is: One Eyed Wonder Weasel Keep it in your pants!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses May 4, 2012

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    sasquachalone sasquachalone 31-35, M 1 Response Feb 3

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    It Is

    nicky morrison derived from andrei nicholevich from war and peace and van morrison it was my dj name
    christinemelody christinemelody 56-60, T Oct 30, 2012

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    William

    My wife always called my penis "Mr William" I have no idea why unless if had to do with someone else she had known.She had never seen a circumcised penis before she saw mine.
    Wulfstan Wulfstan 70+, M 3 Responses Mar 2, 2013

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    bendoverman1972 bendoverman1972 41-45, M Aug 9

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    BuiltToBreak BuiltToBreak 22-25, M 1 Response Mar 3

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    La Lune

    mon nom pour mon pénis est la lune Je me fais vieux donc il n'est pas toujours une pleine
    Lunedupenis Lunedupenis 51-55, M Dec 29, 2011

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    Mine Just Sounds Pervy

    Beefy McManstick Awesome lmfao
    EdieQuinnz EdieQuinnz 31-35, F 14 Responses Jan 16, 2011

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    I'm A Shaver, So . . .

    I refer to him as "His Hairless Highness", or 3H for short. 😜
    Chader88 Chader88 22-25 Feb 10, 2012

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    Mine Name Is..

    Batman. And I love the double meaning that goes with it. Haha
    CRD1983 CRD1983 26-30, M Oct 6, 2012

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    Your Penis Name Is: Phantom Lord Of Ultimate Darkness

    Your Penis Name Is: Phantom Lord of Ultimate DarknessKeep it in your pants!
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 1, 2013

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    Wtf

    mine is..... Prince Charming... WTF. its actually quite rude to me... especially when i wake up in the morning. (waits to see how long wayslove takes to go crazy on this story)
    CaptainJackass CaptainJackass 22-25, M 18 Responses Jan 16, 2011

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    It's A Trekkie?

    My penis is named "Captain Kirk". I'm ok with that. And it is not a detachable penis.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jan 29, 2012

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    I've Always Called My Penis 'wendy'

    She always just seemed like a 'Wendy'
    donkeykong1979 donkeykong1979 31-35, M Jan 11, 2013

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    Rawwwwwwwrr

    IT'S teh Lion King hear my PeNi s rooooooaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........................attack that mutha f ukin va gina, rip it up to SHREDS
    MrJungleMonkey MrJungleMonkey 31-35, M 2 Responses Apr 16, 2011

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    Mine is named "dirty Ernie" he

    and I both have dirty minds
    longliplover longliplover 56-60, M 2 Responses Jul 14

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    Your Penis Name Is.............

    Your Penis Name Is: Big Lebowski Keep it in your pants!
    shadow1013 shadow1013 26-30, M 3 Responses Jan 16, 2011

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    Another Winner From Blogthings!

    My penis name is Thrill Drill ...well really ... if I had a penis I think I'd be quite pleased with that name ...but seeing how I don't have my own ... and just have to "borrow" someone else's from time to time ... I hope he'll be flattered!
    womaninbliss womaninbliss 51-55, F 2 Responses Jan 21, 2011

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    I/m Yours Too

    my penis i call her hanah because shes sweet
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 16, 2012

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    zellinthous zellinthous 22-25, M Jul 28

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    Penis Name!!

    your penis name is : Captain Kirk keep it in your pants!
    cowshed123 cowshed123 31-35, M 13 Responses Jan 21, 2011

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    My penis name is "me.

    President "
    Starjaso Starjaso 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 31

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    I Call My Penis "junior"

    Not because it's small (I'm 8"long and 6"around). Like most guys, it's an important part of who I am!!!
    SwGaMan SwGaMan 61-65, M Aug 8, 2012

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    Fear Itttt!

    Your Penis Name Is: Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness Keep it in your pants!
    lntel lntel 22-25 Jan 1, 2012

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    100%

    "All-beef thermometer"......what about my first name generates this result lmao.....i hope when i tell people my name this isn't their first thought!
    foldedunfolding foldedunfolding 31-35, F Oct 10, 2012

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    Shat Happens

       Your Penis Name Is: Captain Kirk  
    Vivagalore Vivagalore 31-35, F 4 Responses Jan 8, 2013

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    My Penis Is Named

    I've got a name for my penis, and It's GOGI. It simply sounds like a good name for a penis, though "GOGI" doesn't function like it did 25 years ago. But I fondly recall the thrills GOGI gave me, especially when it was encased in the lycra-spandex of a Speedo.
    Zentai Zentai 61-65, M Aug 26, 2012

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    "Mr Big" Lol :-)

    Your Penis Name Is: Mr. BigKeep it in your pants! Ha!!ha!!ha!!! lol :-)  
    welshbabe welshbabe 46-50, F 4 Responses Jan 21, 2011

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    sparky2219 sparky2219 18-21, M Aug 11

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    ******* right!

    Your Penis Name Is: King Kong Keep it in your pants! I don't have a big **** more like huge boobs ;) Yes I keep it in my pants for the most part hahaha....unlike you horny old men on here =P So get ready to fear it!!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 8, 2012

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    Monkey Butt

    Your Penis Name Is: Curious George Keep it in your pants! ha ha!
    PrettyOldSoul PrettyOldSoul 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 6, 2011

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    My Penis

    it said my penis name is the leaning tower of pisa! LOL
    candycane6677 candycane6677 18-21 Jan 4, 2012

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