I Wtk Your Cooking Disaster Stories

One late morning after having gallons of coffee followed by a massive breakfast, I began cooking a large pot of butterbeans complete with giant hamhock and the secret family recipe....it takes several hours of slow cooking, as we don't...

So I was craving pancakes and syrup one morning during my first pregnancy. Problem was, I didn't have any syrup in the house or any way of getting any at that point in time. So I decided to make my own. I found this recipe online...

Several years ago, I tried to plan a nice mother's day for my mom.
Now, previously, I had tried many times to plan nice things for her, but because our relationship has always been superficial -- one big show -- it's always been...

 
Okay, so this is a reprint from my other experience "If I didn't have bad luck I'd have no luck at all" experience, but it fits here almost better, despite the focus not really being on the cooking, the cooking...

Several years ago on a Saturday morning before Easter, I took a couple of bags of the plastic eggs (the kind that you pull apart and put candy in them) and loaded them with jelly beans with the plan to hide them around the house for the...

i wanted some breaded chicken. it was the already made kind you stick in the oven . so i thought i could put it in the toaster oven and turns out it wasnt such a great idea. i forgot about it until someone said they smelled something...

i wanted some breaded chicken. it was the already made kind you stick in the oven . so i thought i could put it in the toaster oven and turns out it wasnt such a great idea. i forgot about it until someone said they smelled something...

About an hour ago, the pot of chili I had been working on all afternoon literally went BAM POW! right on the floor.....there were no survivors.

I once decided to make a pork tenderloin thinking can't be too hard right? Well, no one told me about the silver skin and I spent probably an hour trying to figure out how to remove it all. Still not sure what I was doing wrong, but...

2 Easters ago I helped my mother make Easter breakfast for the family. Me mum did all the meat cooking...  don't really like meat and I don't know how to cook it, so I was making the mushroom, beans, and eggs. My mother was making...

I have to toot my own horn when it comes to cooking food. I can put on a Thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings with the best of them. The usual summer cookout dishes are a whiz, and everyone brags on it all. When it comes to...

I cannnot even recall what horrid thing I tried to bake,but it made such an awful mess,I thought at the time it would be a good idea to loosen the burnt substance on the baking dish I decided to  put it on the stove top. Which might've...

I once went to cook a potato in the microwave oven.  The prongs from the fork broke off in the potato and I didn't realize it.  I went about my business until I heard the alarm going off.  You guessed it!!!! The microwave...

That would be my best advice to anyone,  based on bitter experience. My youngest brother and I were watching a cooking show that featured a fish mousse. It sounded so sophisticated and good that Kim convinced me to make it for the...

The following cooking disasters where not my own, but those that belonged to a flatmate I lived with for 6months.
We had a cooking roster, her night was Thursday.  She was an epic disaster in the kitchen and I still can not...

I really love to cook. Recently I was trying to make sushi, since I love Asian cuisine (hence Wasabi). Anyways, I was making it for my parents and my brother. Sushi is just one of those things that you really should just go out to a...