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    I Yawn Alot

    When I get up in the morning,I yawn When I don't get enough sleep,I yawn When I hear something that's boring,I yawn When life is less adoring,I yawn If I don't find you appealing,I yawn If tired is how I'm feeling,I yawn If the world is full of bullshit,I yawn If my site is full...
    Spitbak Spitbak 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 25, 2012

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    Light Sleeper - This is mainly due to me

    being a light sleeper or staying up late but I tend to yawn a lot, even when i'm not tired. It's just an annoying habit I have, I really can't help it nor can I explain it but it does annoy my parents sometimes.
    Monstermaster13 Monstermaster13 22-25, M 1 Response May 5

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    I mainly yawn because certain people have failed to amuse me or annoy me any longer and simply bore me with their little games.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 8, 2009

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    Funnily

    Only at a certain time period and location  - and in front of an audience.  I tend to yawn a great deal during meetings. I also get three to five in a row and believe there is nothing as infectious as a yawn
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 30, 2009

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    Sooooooo Tired

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWN.............YEP.
    Spitbak Spitbak 41-45, M 3 Responses Nov 27, 2013

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    Yawn

    I yawn alot!!! If I see or hear someone yawn, I'll yawn.  If my pets yawn, I'll yawn, weird but true.  If I come across the word yawn, there I go.  I'm a yawner.  ;)
    Whateverrrrr Whateverrrrr 36-40, F 1 Response Sep 15, 2009

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    I Yawn Quite A Bit

    I yawn to pop my ears. I think there may be fluid in them again, I don't know though. My ear canals are small (according to an ENT). I think that means they're prone to this kind of thing. Maybe they will have to put tubes in again? *shrugs* It's not enough for me to be...
    wack1985 wack1985 26-30, F Apr 5, 2010

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    Yawning Is An Irritant

      I don't know what it is with me but I just cannot seem to stop yawning, especially when I have something I need to do, which makes it even worse to do it. And I am just waiting to get written up by my Sup for this very simple fact although I don't know how...
    Dormantdrakon Dormantdrakon 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 26, 2009

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    *yawn*

    I once got told off because of it. I was 10 and it was a hot summers day. The teacher was going on and on about simple algebra and fractions (see? I was paying attention!) I am known for my particularly expressive and loud sighs, but this time, I let out an enormous yawn. I don...
    musicspirit musicspirit 16-17, F 5 Responses Apr 26, 2009

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    He must have snapped at her that she's a yawn in bed
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    Even when It's in the middle of the day. Ever have a sneeze, yawn, grunt of pain, cough, then topping it off with a burp I pain? They're not fun
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    I only have like hmmm...2 true friends ? ... out of maybe 40 people I know at school ? I've made "bestfriends" and this and that , but in the end we either hurt each other or...
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    The closest to happiness
I think I’ve ever felt
is when I imagine
what it will feel like
to wake up 
next to you
early on a cold january morning
with nothing but a...
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    So I have this nice blue budgie that has recently been widowed (his green husband died). I believe the cause of death was curmudgeonly budgie syndrome. Truth is he was always a...
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    The Forest The closest to happiness I think I've ever felt is when I imagine what it will feel like to wake up next to you early on a cold january morning with nothing but a...
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    The Forest The closest to happiness I think I've ever felt is when I imagine what it will feel like to wake up next to you early on a cold january morning with nothing but a...
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    The Forest The closest to happiness I think I've ever felt is when I imagine what it will feel like to wake up next to you early on a cold january morning with nothing but a...
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    Feline Heaven A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is...
    jml2000 jml2000 56-60, M 7 Responses Dec 10

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    Yawnsssssss. Damn hope I can stay awake today.
    bloud13 bloud13 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 11

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    Usually after an exams period, I get pretty pretty pretty lazy. Just wanting to eat, rest, watch things, spend time on EP and the most important of all, sleep like A LOT, in my...
    MissGaga MissGaga 22-25, F 2 Responses Dec 12

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    I'm dying.... LEGIT DYING. Lol I can't breathe I am coughing like a mad woman! Aka dying chicken. Seriously, it took me legit like weeks fighting it until my immune system...
    ofthisgirl90 ofthisgirl90 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 13

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    Here is my main ones Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Is eyebrows considered as facial hair? How do you handcuff a one armed person? If a bunch of cats jumped on top of...
    digglett digglett 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 13

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    Yawn, no body is commenting i what i post
    fseanb fseanb 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 13

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    Yawns. Trying to wake up. Want to go back to sleep. Who wants to talk. Name same as here
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    i love these conversations, especially when they're on the phone. even though they're more of quiet whispers of nothing, soft hums of acknowledgement, little mumbles of meaningless...
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    Yawnssssssss. Must stay awake. So hard to. Blah. Head crashing lol. Grrrr
    bloud13 bloud13 36-40, M Dec 18

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    Yawnssssss. Not much on tv and not much to do on a cold night. Who wants to talk.
    bloud13 bloud13 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 18

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    Kathys day with Jake This story isn't true . Hey tad says dr Jake Martin ! Hey bro thanks for watching Kathy today while Dix & I go out shopping for Christmas gifts for the kids...
    Dollfan32 Dollfan32 31-35, F Dec 19

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    Those moments in life when peace resonates everywhere... When you open your eyes and drink in the off-white walls of your bedroom, glowing dimly as they reflect the early...
    cyclone80 cyclone80 31-35, M Dec 19

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    The noon sun was bright as childhood memories of sunny days, two goddesses lounged in a summer garden. One was blonde with a golden tan, the other a redhead with ivory skin, both...
    sumnerkagan sumnerkagan 46-50, M 1 Response Dec 19

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    Thanksgiving rolled around quickly. Since she had to work, she wasn't going to be able to be home with family. He invited her to his dad's for Thanksgiving. She was glad for the...
    xxblasianxx xxblasianxx 18-21, F 1 Response a week ago

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    "...the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a...
    Accebere Accebere 36-40, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    I can't eat hard apples, really crusty bread, well done steak, gum. I cannot chew large chunks. I can't sneeze without risking losing my plate. I can't eat without getting stuff...
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    How much more of this hooker yawn
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