I Yell At Inanimate Objects

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    Mainly when I'm playing video games I blame my

    controller for me loosing the game
    peapot69 peapot69
    22-25, F
    Nov 29, 2015
    MyaA13 MyaA13
    13-15, F
    Nov 11, 2015

    It can be anything, my phone,

    my laptop, table legs and shelves. The other night I foolishly turned out the light before leaving a room, so I had to find my way out in the dark. I walked slap bang into a cabinet and grazed my hip, I let out a squeal before screaming bloody murder at the poor defenceless...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 25, 2015
    GaiaMD GaiaMD
    13-15, F
    1 Response Nov 3, 2015

    I tend to yell at my hair gel,

    shampoo, and hair brush a lot. For two reasons, one, I always get damn soap in my eyes. Two, well my hair's getting a tad bit long and is hard to style, so I find myself yelling and my gel and brush because they can't do the job right.
    Jaylaska Jaylaska
    13-15, F
    Nov 3, 2015

    On Thursday I yelled at my ankle brace to stay

    on or I was going to punch it in the face.
    sammiegetz sammiegetz
    18-21, T
    3 Responses Sep 4, 2015

    pencils, homework, forks,

    stuffed animals, my phone. anything that isn't cooperating with what I want it to do, i will blame it on the object to make myself feel better. sometimes I just talk to the object normally, like if I lose a pencil I will ask where it has gone, its a way to organize my thoughts.
    nicolieflowergirlie nicolieflowergirlie
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Jul 20, 2015
    MissAlexxx MissAlexxx
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jan 22

    I once yelled at a box behind the door

    because the door bounced back and hit me
    Eloradanan98 Eloradanan98
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Sep 5, 2015

    I know its completely pointless

    but it makes me feel so much better!
    Annmarie94 Annmarie94
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jun 28, 2015

    Stupid kitchen cabinet doors,

    they creep open and close then am hold them shut to make sure they stay. I will verbally command it to stay shut. "Stay shut you stupid door!"
    pardax pardax
    13-15, M
    2 Responses Jun 3, 2015

    This morning's victim of my nonsense was a

    plastic dinosaur. The smug look on his face was just too much to deal with. Lol
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jan 6
    PrincessLuna24 PrincessLuna24
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Jan 27
    Shadowslivin Shadowslivin
    16-17, F
    Dec 21, 2015

    my tablet works against mii!

    ! thou art my enemy
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Apr 4

    I yelled at the lawn mower

    as it wouldn't start today.. I filled it upwith the right fuel I checked to see it was turned on and in the right gear but every time I pulled the cord it wouldn't start.. So I tried a few times and when I started talking calmly to it.. It started. Lol sad but true.
    hospitalrooms hospitalrooms
    31-35, F
    1 Response Jun 1, 2015
    affictitiousredamancy affictitiousredamancy
    16-17, M
    1 Response Oct 13, 2015
    Max415 Max415
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 21, 2015

    *stubs toe on table leg* OW!

    ****! Dammit, watch where you're going! *fan making strange noise* Will you *please* stop, I can't sleep! *anything making any noise at night* Shhhhh!! *toaster toasting too slow* Hurry. Upp! *something slipping or moving* No...stay..
    justthat1girl99 justthat1girl99
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Sep 29, 2015
    bobbicox bobbicox
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Mar 16
    chris7379 chris7379
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Aug 21, 2015

    hi I'm Ashley and....

    (sigh) and I yell at inanimate objects :/ (in my defence they start it) my last victims was a rack it ran over the back of my ankle ^.^ little bi**h
    becreative1308 becreative1308
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 18, 2015

    I had to cover the Tupperware container of

    cookies, because they wouldn't stop calling my name.....I gave in and ate 4.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 28, 2015

    Phone: Ha you wanted me to load?

    Nah Me: WHAT THE ACTUAL **** YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP ARE YOU GONNA WORK Phone: Eek I'm sorry Me: THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER BE SORRY!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 25, 2015

    I don't know why. I just don't have a lot of

    patience with objects. I am very patient with animals, but not objects. Or people.
    Wolflover1999 Wolflover1999
    16-17, M
    Sep 12, 2015

    Why is it that after tearing the house

    inside-out looking for the remote, that I finally end up finding it under a fcking magazine? This is why I yell at inanimate objects! I'm like "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? DON'T YOU KNOW I WAS WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU?!"
    DragonTheDragon DragonTheDragon
    26-30, M
    1 Response Nov 11, 2015

    I'm becoming more aware

    that I do this. The other day I was running late for work and my jacket got stuck on the hanger. So I started scolding the jacket for having attachment issues. I went on for a good 5 min or so before I realized what I was doing. Yep.
    WonderingWillow11 WonderingWillow11
    31-35, F
    Sep 16, 2015

    This weekend the inanimate (or

    rather animate?) object in question was the protagonist of a video game I decided to replay - Shadow of the Colossus. I had forgotten how enraged I could get playing this game. Let's just say I woke people up with my yells of how Wander apparently has the steady balance of...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 17

    12 Times When It's Completely Normal to Yell at

    Inanimate objects1) WORKOUT DVD's:Look, if I'm putting down my laptop and chocolate to exercise, then chances are I'm not exactly thrilled about it, so irritability is unusually high. The frustration isn't so much with the DVD as it is with the trainers who'll cheer you on with...
    SunnyDayze2 SunnyDayze2
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jul 8, 2015

    Okie, this is a bit off subject

    but on it as well. I was GOING TO yell at this pole I bumped into but people were staring so I apologized to it, fixed myself up, thanked it for its service and walked on.
    darniseg98 darniseg98
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 8

    Mostly stupid things like cups

    or pencils. "You better not roll off this table or I swear you're never going to be used again!" Or "If you tip over I'm going to kill you". If inanimate objects have feelings, I'm so sorry.
    ViviAbbing ViviAbbing
    18-21, T
    1 Response Jul 8, 2015
    Highfive13 Highfive13
    31-35, M
    1 Response Feb 8

    Clearly, people like us.

    . We can't handle it when an object doesn't do what they are supposed to... I mean come on! We all know it's their fault!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 27, 2014

    STUPID CHAIR STUPID LOCKER STUPID DOOR PENCIL

    TOILET CHARGER OUTLET TREE BRANCH!!!!! Those things always give me a hard time and injure me and it always hurts.... They never stop! I'm just sick of them! Hahahaha.... But seriously. I do yell at objects if they are in my way or stub my toe or trip me or fall on my head. Yep...
    neonsweaters neonsweaters
    16-17, F
    1 Response Jun 11, 2015

    Especially when I'm taking an online quiz

    and the internet isn't cooperating with me :3
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 28, 2015

    My desk just got yelled at

    for attacking my knee...
    SarahCookieCrumb SarahCookieCrumb
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 20, 2015

    My phone gets most of the abuse.

    I yell at my mouse and my keyboard I have kicked my bath before because the water I poured into it burnt me I also have slammed the door so hard for slamming closed on my hand, that I broke the glass next to it and i then yelled at my door again for breaking the glass. My...
    itsMaggimay itsMaggimay
    41-45, F
    1 Response Aug 20, 2015
    Valeph Valeph
    13-15, F
    1 Response Jan 25
    thisusernameisalreadyinuse thisusernameisalreadyinuse
    18-21, F
    Nov 23, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Nov 11, 2015

    If a girl has no interest,

    why would she take the time to get under your skin? AND THEN act like she doesn't care as soon as she IS under your skin? Such frustration Some girls don't communicate well when you try to be as detail-oriented with explanation. Some girls won't leave you alone when you...
    Rabbittarius Rabbittarius
    26-30, M
    1 Response Feb 10

    The vacuum cleaner is most often the victim.

    Like when it gets stuck behind something or it tips over. Uh huh.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Oct 24, 2015

    I learned so much about swearing by watching my

    dad fix the family car. To this day I can unleash a blistering stream of obscenity when working on a frustrating task that would make a sailor blush.
    rpf1988 rpf1988
    41-45, M
    Apr 16, 2015

    You ever do that thing

    where you kick the coffee table hurt your foot then yell at the table like its the coffee tables fault
    BrynDavid BrynDavid
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Jul 11, 2015

    I cussed out my work laptop,

    calling it the c word because I couldn't call the sales person that.
    marlett marlett
    41-45, F
    1 Response May 9, 2015

    When I try to pick something up

    but somehow my hand misses it. I try again and I miss/drop the thing. My attitude fled from 0-60 on no time.
    Noah8264 Noah8264
    16-17, M
    1 Response Nov 11, 2015

    I yell at stuff that keep falling down,

    like if my pen drops out of my hand, for like the third time, I kind of have to yell: "what's with you and gravity huh?!
    Xylem1992 Xylem1992
    22-25, M
    Dec 15, 2015
    JynxScream JynxScream
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Nov 11, 2015

    I've had my phone for almost a year now

    and I can't stop yelling at it
    bennyb242 bennyb242
    31-35, M
    1 Response Jan 6
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