I Yell At Inanimate Objects

I love and name inanimate objects, and yes, I yell at them!  Sometimes I go a whole 24 hours without speaking a word to anyone, so I think the yelling helps.

If my PC could cry or punch me in the snout, it could and should.I've said it all.. !  !$%^^&&!!#%^&&*!  Glitches on EP makes me so irritated...  I need to send my computer flowers...sorry.....

TV is Miss Missing channels because its channels just disappeared without reason...

Computer is Dragon Fire and gets yelled at for trying to die and refuses to turn on and beeps at me very angrily so we have fights.

Mini iPad is...

I decided that I ought to do something frivolous and puerile if I get to 50, and I’m not really into going to Prague with my non-existent mates and getting a prostitute, I can’t afford a sportscar or botox, and I’m not married so...

Hello! I have a love hate relationship with my chain saw that I call Chromey.
Sometimes Chromey won’t start and I have said some pretty hurtful things to it –
like – “Where did you come from - Canadian Tire...

I do it all the time, because they cannot yell back, lol!  When the computer does something it shouldn't, when your video game cheats or outright glitches, or the radio goes FUBAR when you were listening to some station you love, yeah...

Yes, it is true. Electrical devices, furniture and kitchenware do have a personality, and problems can occur when it clashes with your own.
Lets face, all of those devices are meant to be loyal and committed to your needs, so when...

Oh yeah ive yelled at all sorts of things doors and tables for just being in my way or the washing maching for breaking down it could be absolutley anything.And every year when it comes time to put the christmas tree up or even to take...

But it really does help me feel better after they've pissed me off. Some of these things are lucky I haven't taken a hammer to them or run them over with my car (which rarely pisses me off, that awesome little car). I think about it...

They have feelings, they have personalities, they can be motivated, they can be punished.

SO DO WHAT THE FUCK I SAY!

Not outta craziness, out of belligerence xD Hahah I think everyone whose spent more than 5 minutes trying ot set up anythign electronic has let loose a string of curses at whatever piece of equipment they're currently working with.

Yelling at inanimate objects is something I find myself doing often in my rage during the times when I can't find my keys, wallet, phone, cigarettes, etc.  I've also yelled at God so often I'm sure he's really sick of it or just...

I spit and curse at them too xD
like when I hit myself at a wall or a table etc and get p*ssed off I do that lol

I am normally a calm person but certain objects (phones, computers etc) drive me round the twist when I can't figure them out. I am often known to shout at my computer when it (and I mean it not me!) does something illogical.
Sometimes...

I am really bad about yelling at them when I am frustrated at them or they do not work Like I plan.  Whats bad is I will catch myself asking an inanimate object why it will not work or to just work with me.  But, Yelling is a...

Kinda anti-climactic now. But this gave epeeps wondering... so here goes faerie's true story for this group. =)
Relaxing on faerie's bed, reading and pinning... Sylph Jr took Brill out for a walk... and out of nowhere... a screeching...