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I Yell At Inanimate Objects

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    I've had my phone for almost a year now

    and I can't stop yelling at it
    bennyb242 bennyb242 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    JynxScream JynxScream 13-15, F 2 Responses Nov 11, 2015

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    I had to cover the Tupperware container of

    cookies, because they wouldn't stop calling my name.....I gave in and ate 4.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 28, 2015

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    Mostly stupid things like cups

    or pencils. "You better not roll off this table or I swear you're never going to be used again!" Or "If you tip over I'm going to kill you". If inanimate objects have feelings, I'm so sorry.
    ViviAbbing ViviAbbing 18-21, T 1 Response Jul 8, 2015

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    When I try to pick something up

    but somehow my hand misses it. I try again and I miss/drop the thing. My attitude fled from 0-60 on no time.
    Noah8264 Noah8264 16-17, M 1 Response Nov 11, 2015

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    If a girl has no interest,

    why would she take the time to get under your skin? AND THEN act like she doesn't care as soon as she IS under your skin? Such frustration Some girls don't communicate well when you try to be as detail-oriented with explanation. Some girls won't leave you alone when you...
    Rabbittarius Rabbittarius 26-30, M 1 Response 16 mins ago

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    It can be anything, my phone,

    my laptop, table legs and shelves. The other night I foolishly turned out the light before leaving a room, so I had to find my way out in the dark. I walked slap bang into a cabinet and grazed my hip, I let out a squeal before screaming bloody murder at the poor defenceless...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Apr 25, 2015

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    Phone: Ha you wanted me to load?

    Nah Me: WHAT THE ACTUAL **** YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP ARE YOU GONNA WORK Phone: Eek I'm sorry Me: THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER BE SORRY!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 25, 2015

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    GaiaMD GaiaMD 13-15, F 1 Response Nov 3, 2015

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    Highfive13 Highfive13 31-35, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I'm absolutely guilty of this.

    Anytime something goes wrong I'll yell at anything from my bed to an earing.
    LittleAngelEl LittleAngelEl 16-17, F 2 Responses Jan 4

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    I learned so much about swearing by watching my

    dad fix the family car. To this day I can unleash a blistering stream of obscenity when working on a frustrating task that would make a sailor blush.
    rpf1988 rpf1988 41-45, M Apr 16, 2015

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    Shadowslivin Shadowslivin 16-17, F 1 Response Dec 21, 2015

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    On Thursday I yelled at my ankle brace to stay

    on or I was going to punch it in the face.
    sammiegetz sammiegetz 18-21, T 3 Responses Sep 4, 2015

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    Especially when I'm taking an online quiz

    and the internet isn't cooperating with me :3
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jun 28, 2015

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    I did kind of lose it with the drawstring's

    knot on my shorts this morning...and it got me thinking...if there was the slightest chance that the knot could hear me or yell back would I be so aggressive in my behavior towards it???
    RememberTomorrow RememberTomorrow 31-35, M 2 Responses Nov 7, 2015

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    Lego and I have a hate-love relationship.

    The kid in me loves playing with it, but I want to MURDER when I step on in on my way to go pee.
    Bubblery Bubblery 22-25, F 2 Responses Feb 18, 2015

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    Valeph Valeph 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 25

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    Okie, this is a bit off subject

    but on it as well. I was GOING TO yell at this pole I bumped into but people were staring so I apologized to it, fixed myself up, thanked it for its service and walked on.
    darniseg98 darniseg98 16-17, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    STUPID CHAIR STUPID LOCKER STUPID DOOR PENCIL

    TOILET CHARGER OUTLET TREE BRANCH!!!!! Those things always give me a hard time and injure me and it always hurts.... They never stop! I'm just sick of them! Hahahaha.... But seriously. I do yell at objects if they are in my way or stub my toe or trip me or fall on my head. Yep...
    neonsweaters neonsweaters 16-17, F 1 Response Jun 11, 2015

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    You ever do that thing

    where you kick the coffee table hurt your foot then yell at the table like its the coffee tables fault
    BrynDavid BrynDavid 31-35, M 3 Responses Jul 11, 2015

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    12 Times When It's Completely Normal to Yell at

    Inanimate objects1) WORKOUT DVD's:Look, if I'm putting down my laptop and chocolate to exercise, then chances are I'm not exactly thrilled about it, so irritability is unusually high. The frustration isn't so much with the DVD as it is with the trainers who'll cheer you on with...
    SunnyDayze2 SunnyDayze2 22-25, F 4 Responses Jul 8, 2015

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    Rain0069 Rain0069 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 11, 2015

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    affictitiousredamancy affictitiousredamancy 13-15, M 1 Response Oct 13, 2015

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    This weekend the inanimate (or

    rather animate?) object in question was the protagonist of a video game I decided to replay - Shadow of the Colossus. I had forgotten how enraged I could get playing this game. Let's just say I woke people up with my yells of how Wander apparently has the steady balance of...
    sophiebelle27 sophiebelle27 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 17

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    PrincessLuna24 PrincessLuna24 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 27

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    Clearly, people like us.

    . We can't handle it when an object doesn't do what they are supposed to... I mean come on! We all know it's their fault!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Feb 27, 2014

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    I say sorry to my door

    after slamming it...often :d I yell at my oven too.
    Pumkin199 Pumkin199 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 12, 2015

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    Especially when something doesn't work I end up

    yell at it. XD I also yell at the tv when I play Mario Kart!
    MeinHerzBrennt92 MeinHerzBrennt92 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 29, 2015

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    *stubs toe on table leg* OW!

    ****! Dammit, watch where you're going! *fan making strange noise* Will you *please* stop, I can't sleep! *anything making any noise at night* Shhhhh!! *toaster toasting too slow* Hurry. Upp! *something slipping or moving* No...stay..
    justthat1girl99 justthat1girl99 16-17, F 3 Responses Sep 29, 2015

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    Mainly when I'm playing video games I blame my

    controller for me loosing the game
    peapot69 peapot69 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 29, 2015

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    TV's, microwaves, cars,

    steet lights, street signs to name a few. The TV is the biggest recipient though - especiialy during scary movies (yelling at the stupid woman about to walk into the haunted house wearing a tight skirt and high heels) or during a sporting event I am watching. One day... they...
    Beth32 Beth32 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 21

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    The vacuum cleaner is most often the victim.

    Like when it gets stuck behind something or it tips over. Uh huh.
    mynameis12345 mynameis12345 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 24, 2015

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    hi I'm Ashley and....

    (sigh) and I yell at inanimate objects :/ (in my defence they start it) my last victims was a rack it ran over the back of my ankle ^.^ little bi**h
    becreative1308 becreative1308 22-25, F 2 Responses Apr 18, 2015

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    My desk just got yelled at

    for attacking my knee...
    SarahCookieCrumb SarahCookieCrumb 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 20, 2015

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    I know its completely pointless

    but it makes me feel so much better!
    Annmarie94 Annmarie94 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 28, 2015

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    thisusernameisalreadyinuse thisusernameisalreadyinuse 16-17, F Nov 23, 2015

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    Max415 Max415 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 21, 2015

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    My phone gets most of the abuse.

    I yell at my mouse and my keyboard I have kicked my bath before because the water I poured into it burnt me I also have slammed the door so hard for slamming closed on my hand, that I broke the glass next to it and i then yelled at my door again for breaking the glass. My...
    itsMaggimay itsMaggimay 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 20, 2015

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    Why is it that after tearing the house

    inside-out looking for the remote, that I finally end up finding it under a fcking magazine? This is why I yell at inanimate objects! I'm like "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? DON'T YOU KNOW I WAS WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU?!"
    DragonTheDragon DragonTheDragon 26-30, M 2 Responses Nov 11, 2015

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    I yell at stuff that keep falling down,

    like if my pen drops out of my hand, for like the third time, I kind of have to yell: "what's with you and gravity huh?!
    Xylem1992 Xylem1992 22-25, M Dec 15, 2015

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    MissAlexxx MissAlexxx 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 22

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    I'm becoming more aware

    that I do this. The other day I was running late for work and my jacket got stuck on the hanger. So I started scolding the jacket for having attachment issues. I went on for a good 5 min or so before I realized what I was doing. Yep.
    WonderingWillow11 WonderingWillow11 26-30, F Sep 16, 2015

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    MyaA13 MyaA13 13-15, F Nov 11, 2015

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    pencils, homework, forks,

    stuffed animals, my phone. anything that isn't cooperating with what I want it to do, i will blame it on the object to make myself feel better. sometimes I just talk to the object normally, like if I lose a pencil I will ask where it has gone, its a way to organize my thoughts.
    nicolieflowergirlie nicolieflowergirlie 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 20, 2015

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