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I Yell At the Television Like Its a Real Person

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    I Yell At The Tv

    I yell at the tv when another commercial comes on after they already had too many. Or when there's more commercials than tv program. I usually yell  Damn it not another commercial!
    aquarius3 aquarius3 61-65 Nov 18, 2011

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    What Are You Thinking???

    I don't watch much TV, but must admit to being addicted to So You Think You Can Dance and a sporadic America's Got Talent fan.I yell at everyone on those shows, contestants and judges alike!  I frequently demand to know WTF a choreographer on SYTYCD was thinking.  I call the...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 10, 2011

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    The Elvis Syndrom

    Some days I get so annoyed by commercials I fantasize about being Elvis Presly who if he seen something he didn't like on tv he would shoot it and have a new one brought out from storage.That was the loudest form of yelling I could ever fathom!!!
    Spitbak Spitbak 41-45, M Aug 31, 2011

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    Pssh Yeah The Tv Doesn't Know What It's Getting Into

    During the hockey game tonight, I wanted to attack it. Two perfect moment shots missed by Vancouver? It was almost painful to watch haha! Ironically enough I am not usually interested in watching sports and am quite the passive person... [open minded]. I can now relate to the...
    Marowit Marowit 18-21, F Jun 11, 2011

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    Aaahhhh

    you have no idea. when i really get into something i start to stand up and scream at the tv. "run RUN!" or "Hit him Hit him!" and "EEEEKKK!" then if somethin makes me mad ill throw my pillow at the tv and start having a fit right there... normally someone comes down to see me...
    DarkAmber DarkAmber 18-21, F Feb 16, 2010

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    I Do This Too!

    When someone on TV or a movie irritates me, I definitely give them a piece of my mind. This mostly happens when I am watching a horror flick, and I yell, "Don't go down the basement alone with just a flashlight (when 3 of your friends have already been killed) you dumbass!!!" or...
    DefineWeird DefineWeird 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 18, 2012

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    Such a cranky mood today.

    I been yelling at my tv because nothing good is on. And the stupid dvd player won't work. I'm so bored with myself that even ep isn't entertaining. Errrrrr ep lol. I think I need a writing night. Just a time away from things. Maybe ill do part three of bree and the jail brothers...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 16, 2013

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    Greedy Tv And Hiatuses

    So if any of you avid readers of mine are convinced that I am a sweet reserved girl- you haven't seen the television and I interact with one another. I yell, the TV yells back we dance together and sometimes pat each other on the back. My living-room suddenly turns into a...
    Linxer Linxer 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 8, 2010

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    Sometimes I Have Know To Get A Little Angry

    but then again, I yell at bad drivers in my car when I am driving ... I tend to do it in funny accents though, as for some reason I am supposed to laugh it off, but often don't.
    DeepForest DeepForest 46-50 Nov 2, 2010

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    Thin Walls

     I was watching something really tame on television, not sports or something that would come right to mind when thinking about getting frustrated, but anyways long story short, I ended up screaming at the TV so loud and violently that the neighbors called the police and I...
    lhmj09 lhmj09 18-21, M Aug 22, 2009

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    I have to be in a certain mood to do this.

    This is probably one of my most annoying traits. I don't do it all the time, but when I do, I give that Television program a piece of my mind!
    AzaleaElise AzaleaElise 26-30, F Jan 10

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    I mean come on people what did the guy do. Steal your animal crackers. I mean really. By that don't mean I don't love ya. Just tone it down a notch lol!!
    candysosweet candysosweet 18-21, F Mar 24

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    I love my children but they drive me absolutely crazy sometimes. I wish that I had a family member or a friend to help when I need it. I need a break from life so badly sometimes...
    vault101 vault101 26-30, F 3 Responses Mar 24

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    It really seems like EP has an un-natural amount of people that love to share their wives or are looking for lesbian only comfort. I read these and all I picture is a 13 year old...
    MLGecko MLGecko 36-40, M Mar 31

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    But somehow when I listen to Ave Maria I don't feel lonely just solitary
    Naty13 Naty13 13-15, F Mar 28

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    I don't wanna go through this again
    edgarr edgarr 13-15, M Apr 9

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    Only because when a teacher asked my name and I told him it but that he could call me what he wanted he called me potato
    Icanttrustmyownthoughts Icanttrustmyownthoughts 18-21, M 1 Response Apr 11

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    I'm wedged between normality and ruin. My parents don't hate me. I've never been abused. So far there hasn't been any soul crushing disasters in my life. But the loneliness! I need...
    ModernJob ModernJob 16-17, M 2 Responses Mar 21

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    Apologies in advance: this is a longer rant. Most sitcoms disturb & anger me because much of the humor is mean-spirited & involves humiliating other people. I like witty, creative...
    LuminousMotes LuminousMotes 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 24

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    I dont know how or why we do it, but we ALWAYS hurt those we love most. Even in the past, i hurt my closest friends. Theres this guy ive been friends with for about three years...
    chooseyourownlife chooseyourownlife 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    I never yell or get angry. I can't stand popular music. I hate parties. I talk like an old person sometimes. Gender stereotypes don't fit me. I hate cussing. I fail all my classes...
    BeingInMonochrome BeingInMonochrome 16-17 2 Responses Mar 22

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    Well this makes sense right? And I always try to be one of those people who gives it straight. I tell you what I am really thinking and if I tell you something, believe me I mean...
    KenzieluvsRupert KenzieluvsRupert 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 27

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    i dont know hows to be too good though i am not so awful bad seems by many i am misunderstood but u gets me and make me smile so i am never sad u dont care about my grammar...
    MidnightRave MidnightRave 16-17, M Apr 10

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    I am a man; sure that's true and when I hear women turn to misandry because of the actions of men, it has hurt once.... but no more because I am at peace with who I am a man...
    Funkduder Funkduder 18-21, M Mar 21

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    I spend my free time filling my head with fantasies of running away. Running away from the life I know, maybe I'd be better if I started over somewhere else. No one knows you, you...
    jhib jhib 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 27

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    i just quit a job after one day i dont care if i dont like doing something im not gonna do it im sick of doing things that make me unhappy for others i have next to no motivation...
    bv1986 bv1986 26-30, M 3 Responses Apr 3

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    Sometimes it feels as though I don't really have a real personality.. I just fit like a chameleon with how everyone feels, or wants me to feel. I recently took a personality test...
    Wookiewook Wookiewook 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 9

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    Ohayyo ^_^ Bonjour, Salut They are all Good Morning Lovlies ^_~ Except Salut means 'Hi' Hai ^_~ And 'Hai' means 'Yes' as in 'Yes I am the best and quite sexy ^_^'' Hector: No you...
    SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 SquirrellyChanLuvsAcorns83 18-21 Mar 29

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    people call me beautiful, like its my name ._. i wish people called me different things because of my personality and not my looks... :/
    NefelibataAggression NefelibataAggression 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 30

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    I have no problem allowing people to be themselves. It gives me the freedom to do the same. Honestly I won't go out of my way to make a specific person miserable. That's a waste of...
    BleedingOrchids BleedingOrchids 13-15, F Apr 7

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    This is kind of creepy, and might not make sense to you, but i thought i'd share it anyway I don’t know how long it’s been. Could’ve been hours or even days I’m not sure...
    GlobalInfamy GlobalInfamy 18-21, F a week ago

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    For over 6yrs now I have been meeting muslims and I am a xtian. To cut the long story short, I'm soooo confused now cause I had a 9 month relationship with a guy, like we just...
    Deeyor Deeyor 22-25 Mar 26

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    i dont like getting them in person because it makes me feel really uncomfortable and it makes me feel like the other person feels bad for me.
    bongripper1 bongripper1 16-17, F Apr 3

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    I really like this one person. I met him on here (I'm gay) and he is so awesome. He is kind, witty, funny, and cute. He accepts me for me, but he likes another girl, and I don't...
    imrandom00 imrandom00 13-15, M 1 Response Apr 3

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    I am no-nonsense and prefer to tell it as I see it. I will be your shoulder to cry on and your sounding board when you are pissed. And when the world has wrung you out beyond...
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 20

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    Desperately need a friend... I'm sorry this is a long background story but this is the abbreviated version. I'll try to make things clear. It may just come off as shallow, whiny...
    ArtsyPatrick ArtsyPatrick 41-45, M 3 Responses Mar 21

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    Happened earlier today, cried as angry as I get at times when I let it happen. It doesn't get easier no matter how many times I hold in my tears and all that it entails. Just wipe...
    RadRen RadRen 22-25, F Mar 30

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    I've notice that a lot of people catfish me. Well here is all my social media .... INSTAGRAM @AkiyaJeri TWITTER @AkiyaJeri FACEBOOK:: AkiyaJeri Jackson IM A REAL PERSON, these...
    london21 london21 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 2

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    I'm a 24 year old married, full time student and full time employee. I'm going to school to become a music teacher and am fortunate enough to have a job that works around my school...
    birdyhouse birdyhouse 22-25, F 1 Response Apr 10

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    I am a junior in high school. I have had acne for a few years now. Most the people and girls at school are super pretty and have flawless oily free, acne free skin. I have pimples...
    ATeenagedGirl1 ATeenagedGirl1 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 12

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    I like drawing Oh well i donno if i like it really... Its a complicated relationship :P hehe I get frustuated at times I dont draw well and then i decide i will never draw but...
    swordsmith swordsmith 16-17, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    i started reading to kill a mocking bird and surprisingly its really good anyone else like it btw no spoilers
    LChrerry LChrerry 13-15, F 9 Responses Mar 20

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    I am 15, and since I was a young child I have always known that I was different. Not necessarily different in a bad way, just different. I have always looked at things in a way...
    somethinggreat somethinggreat 13-15, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    Everyone of us suffer sometimes. We can feel lost, we can feel alone. Life has to be lived in couple, but sometimes it is worst then being alone. Since I know I cannot discern...
    CrookedMat CrookedMat 26-30, M Mar 24

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    everyone must believe in himself and say im good person and act like a good person
    AlberOlami1 AlberOlami1 22-25, M Mar 26

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    I do. Like when slow texters don't text back fast I get anxious or when people don't answer my text. I also get mad easy when other people text me and it's not the real person...
    iloveyoutooboo iloveyoutooboo 18-21, F 4 Responses Apr 10

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    Real pic real person kikk me windnwonderful28
    Lilsecret28 Lilsecret28 22-25, M Apr 12

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    Throughout my years on earth, I've worn so many masks sometimes I don't remember what my real personality is. Maybe all of them are me? Maybe none of them are me? I guess I'll...
    TheBlazingRedAugust TheBlazingRedAugust 18-21, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    If you talk like you're stupid then don't talk to me. Like "lyk how r u?" That just makes you look stupid... Wouldn't you rather want to look smart and talk like a regular person...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Apr 1

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    ever since we moved and ever since my mom died, we are all now physically alive but emotionally and in terms of living life-- we are dead. My sisters are across the universe...
    Shamandora Shamandora 16-17, F a week ago

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    Trying my hardest to make this happen. Feel like its taking over my life! just can't stop getting hard thinking about it!!!!
    mickyd5 mickyd5 26-30, M 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    She doesn't say 'I love you' like a normal person. Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give him a little smile and say 'You're an idiot!' He wants to say 'I love you' but...
    Bohemiansoul Bohemiansoul 31-35, F 1 Response 2 days ago