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I Yell At the Television Like Its a Real Person

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    Whenever I'm watching one of my shows,

    ex. Supernatural, I'm yelling at the characters like they can hear me. Telling them not to do this, don't go in there, go back and help so and so; it's crazy. Sometimes I'll start one-sided arguing with them I think whatever they're saying is wrong or a sack of lies
    waywardgirl98 waywardgirl98 16-17, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    CinnamonCandle CinnamonCandle 26-30, F Dec 2, 2014

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    hahah ffs im terrible

    for this... especially when the soaps are on.. I do be roaring! iv been known to throw the odd slipper at the telly aswell! the neighbours must think im nuts....
    IrishLass89 IrishLass89 26-30, F May 23

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    Everybody seems to yell about sports

    but I don't watch them. I get my tv talk from my mom actually she used to do it to. I try to stop myself when I'm watching something with my bf but when I'm alone I talk to characters like they can hear me. "What are you doing? Don't go in there you dumb ***** you'll get killed...
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F Aug 14

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    When I'm watching sports

    and my team is losing.
    slashy11 slashy11 26-30, M 4 Responses Oct 14, 2014

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    PikachuIsPikachu PikachuIsPikachu 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 31

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    I'm just waiting for

    that day when it comes to life and yell back
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 24

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    When I watch shows like muary

    or jerry springer I always tell at the tv like "YOU KNOW YO DA BABY DADDY"
    AshCakes AshCakes 18-21, F Nov 19, 2014

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    I do! Especially during horror films.

    I'll run when it responds.
    PanamanianPenguin PanamanianPenguin 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    celest1fiamma celest1fiamma 13-15, F May 22

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    Whenever they pick Curtain 2 instead of Curtain

    3 and it's the Big Deal.... All hell breaks loose XD
    MiniSuperMutant MiniSuperMutant 16-17, M May 8

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    Watching Supernatural on Netflix

    and a plumber put his hand into the garbage disposal. "Stop! Stop! You're a professional! You know better!"
    DrLizzyFreud DrLizzyFreud 26-30, F 2 Responses Aug 24

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    lol i am guilty of this.

    i only do it on game shows though, i really get into it
    heavenlytouch heavenlytouch 22-25, F May 23

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    I think I subconsciously only do it

    when I'm by myself since it would be a bit confusing to hear "I DON'T GIVE A **** ABOUT YOUR ERECTILE DISFUNCTION" when the viagra commercial interrupts an intense scene of one of my shows.
    cosmicolored cosmicolored 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    Domienixxx Domienixxx 26-30 Apr 28

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    Especially at commercials

    and when my favorite teams are losing.
    yrnjojo yrnjojo 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 28

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    We all do it in my family,

    even my mother! I guess its because we get animated by what we hear. Either that, or we are all crazy!
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 14, 2014

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    Yeah, I do it every-time I watch soccer.

    Lol. And the new season just began. Sooooo......
    Chezsoldierr Chezsoldierr 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 13

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    I think a lot of people do it

    but won't admit it . I yell at people who annoy me and like if someone is fighting I'll be rooting for them "beat that ***"!
    wideeyed78 wideeyed78 36-40, F Jul 20

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    I scream at the TV when watching sports.

    And it ain't pretty! I'm usually quite vulgar which means I can't watch sports around children and I've embarrassed myself more than once while in a sports bar or restaurant.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 15

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    Oh God. Especially when watching football

    and horror movies. I become pros at both football and avoiding scary stuff. I yell at the players as if I were their coach and curse and swear if they don't make a goal. And horror movies... I become the non existing guardian angel for the victim and yell at them what to do...
    Shayala Shayala 18-21, F 1 Response May 23

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    I yell at the football players like they can

    hear me when the Ohio State Buckeyes playing .
    Wildman43055 Wildman43055 46-50, M 3 Responses Jun 6

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    Kellyfoster2000 Kellyfoster2000 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    Such a cranky mood today.

    I been yelling at my tv because nothing good is on. And the stupid dvd player won't work. I'm so bored with myself that even ep isn't entertaining. Errrrrr ep lol. I think I need a writing night. Just a time away from things. Maybe ill do part three of bree and the jail brothers...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 16, 2013

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    "OH MY GOD? YOU'RE A F***ING D- BAG!

    WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?"
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 23

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    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 27

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    Watching Mad Men. I scream at Don Draper

    so often I'm worried my neighbors will think I'm in an abusive relationship.
    DrLizzyFreud DrLizzyFreud 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    ...amongst other inanimate objects; phone,

    tablet, microwave, alarm clock, my printer... especially my printer >:(
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 1

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    I need to stop doing this i mostly do it

    when watching a horror movie ***** why you going into the basement in the dark whats wrong with you!!! Lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 4

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    football is about to start

    so I hope my tv is ready
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 13

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    this is pretty normal

    when football season comes around :)
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 1

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    OhFudge OhFudge 18-21, F 2 Responses Apr 28

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    yell... I'd say more like head bangs.

    . give it a lil shove .. I can't smash it ..that's on mirrors
    mergirl123 mergirl123 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 4

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    I was watching Netflix series life

    as an american teenager i was crying for like 15 minuets for a fake baby that died. I have come to realization that this my life now xP
    Happinessarrow Happinessarrow 16-17, F 3 Responses Nov 19, 2014

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    Its fairly common for me to be yelling "Nooo,

    don't you do it. WHAT DID YOU DO? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??"
    Vaultgirl42 Vaultgirl42 26-30, F 1 Response May 23

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    If you don't yell at the tv then are you

    even a real person, all insanely Normal people do this so idk why it's #weird but it our kind of weird.
    forevarebelmusic forevarebelmusic 13-15, F May 25

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    I feel like a psycho

    when I do that I'm like "OH COME ON NO DONT" and feel so stupid the next minute... I got that from my brother he yells at the tv WAAAY more than me!!! @_@
    FunnyBunny6129 FunnyBunny6129 13-15, F Apr 28

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    I Do This Too!

    When someone on TV or a movie irritates me, I definitely give them a piece of my mind. This mostly happens when I am watching a horror flick, and I yell, "Don't go down the basement alone with just a flashlight (when 3 of your friends have already been killed) you dumbass!!!" or...
    DefineWeird DefineWeird 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 18, 2012

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    those ball are clearly deflated.

    ..what the #$!#/!!!!
    cly4life82 cly4life82 31-35, F Feb 3

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    "Cmoooon!!!!! DO IT!

    !!! NOOOOWWWWWWWW. FCKKKKK!!. CMON FCK! DO IT!!". Haha, it probably wont speed things up in the movie. But geezzz.. Those monster movies where they hestitate.
    mirkwood86 mirkwood86 26-30, M Aug 12

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    15ShadesOfBlue 15ShadesOfBlue 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 8

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    When I am watching a horror film,

    I always speak to the characters. I do the same when I watch Supernatural or any of my favorite shows, which really ****** off my mom. :3 it makes it that much more fun.
    MadiofAsgard MadiofAsgard 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 28

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    I really can't stand how people act

    so clueless in horror movies. That's the only time I find myself out of control.
    SymphonyChild SymphonyChild 13-15, F 1 Response May 26

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    lol I always do this!

    Especially when I watch hockey and my team doesn't shoot! I just yell at my TV "shoot, shoot, come on you stupid" lol Sometimes it get's really intense and I just yell ''WTF did you do? This is not how we're gonna win'' haha
    crazysoul24 crazysoul24 22-25, T 2 Responses Dec 5, 2014

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    Hockey makes me yell.

    A lot. I don't even have a diehard favorite team. I once made my son nearly cry by yelling at a hockey game. In my defense I didn't see him there and it was the gold medal game in the 2010 Olympics. I didn't realise until my husband said "Its OK. Mommy's not yelling at you...
    painterchick painterchick 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 12

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    I only do it when i am playing video games

    or when watching a scary movie
    gorda14 gorda14 13-15, F May 26

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