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I Yell At the Television Like Its a Real Person

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    ThatPyroChick ThatPyroChick 16-17, F Dec 22, 2015

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    lol I always do this!

    Especially when I watch hockey and my team doesn't shoot! I just yell at my TV "shoot, shoot, come on you stupid" lol Sometimes it get's really intense and I just yell ''WTF did you do? This is not how we're gonna win'' haha
    crazysoul24 crazysoul24 22-25, T 2 Responses Dec 5, 2014

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    Does anybody watch American Horror Story?

    Every time I have ever watched it, I feel like I have been all out screaming at the tv. I am always cheering someone on or voicing my pure and unfiltered hatred for whatever character is on the screen. I think it makes me enjoy the show more. I truly believe I can't think of...
    MklynRsWhlr MklynRsWhlr 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 9

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    I do it all the time,

    but only when I'm watching sports lol
    Razdaman Razdaman 18-21, M 1 Response Oct 13, 2015

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    It's college football season.

    ..who doesn't yell at the tv
    loudproudcountry010 loudproudcountry010 26-30, M 1 Response Nov 11, 2015

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    BleuReign BleuReign 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 8, 2015

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    I really can't stand how people act

    so clueless in horror movies. That's the only time I find myself out of control.
    SymphonyChild SymphonyChild 13-15, F 1 Response May 26, 2015

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    Even with movies that I've seen 100 times,

    I'll either say the lines or I'll talk/yell at the characters like they can hear me! Lol *character beats someone up* me: "Does it make you feel like a man beating up someone half your size?" boyfriend: looks at me like I'm crazy....
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F Sep 21, 2015

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    When I'm watching sports

    and my team is losing.
    slashy11 slashy11 26-30, M 4 Responses Oct 14, 2014

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    When I watch shows like muary

    or jerry springer I always tell at the tv like "YOU KNOW YO DA BABY DADDY"
    AshCakes AshCakes 18-21, F Nov 19, 2014

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    "OH MY GOD? YOU'RE A F***ING D- BAG!

    WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?"
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 23, 2015

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    Everybody seems to yell about sports

    but I don't watch them. I get my tv talk from my mom actually she used to do it to. I try to stop myself when I'm watching something with my bf but when I'm alone I talk to characters like they can hear me. "What are you doing? Don't go in there you dumb ***** you'll get killed...
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F Aug 14, 2015

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    Watching Supernatural on Netflix

    and a plumber put his hand into the garbage disposal. "Stop! Stop! You're a professional! You know better!"
    DrLizzyFreud DrLizzyFreud 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 24, 2015

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    An incredibly stupid person

    who talks utter bullshit 24/7... at least it has an off button.
    kuronekko kuronekko 31-35, F 7 Responses Sep 18, 2015

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    But it refused to listen.

    That's why I am convinced that televisions are male, made by males and for the use by males. Cause men don't listen!!! Now the fact that a lot or most women don't listen to their husbands/boyfriends is completely beside the point and it is obviously all the men's fault so...
    Alliisfree Alliisfree 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 26

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Nov 9, 2015

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    I'm just waiting for

    that day when it comes to life and yell back
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 24, 2015

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    I would tell you that's only during sports

    events, but I definitely do it during Sisterwives too omg
    deleted deleted 26-30 Sep 18, 2015

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    I only do it when I watch horror movies,

    "what the hell the killer is right there, run stupid run, no don't hide there they will find you, why the hell would you grab a butter knife when they have a chainsaw, you just asked to get murdered....lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 Responses Aug 15, 2015

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    Shireene92 Shireene92 16-17, F 2 Responses Nov 12, 2015

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    I scream at the TV when watching sports.

    And it ain't pretty! I'm usually quite vulgar which means I can't watch sports around children and I've embarrassed myself more than once while in a sports bar or restaurant.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Aug 15, 2015

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    PikachuIsPikachu PikachuIsPikachu 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 31, 2015

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    I do! Especially during horror films.

    I'll run when it responds.
    PanamanianPenguin PanamanianPenguin 18-21, F 1 Response Apr 28, 2015

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    Being a Kiwi (New Zealander) I am very

    passionate about the All Blacks and anything to do with rugby. By the time the national anthems are sung and the Haka is done my adrenaline will be through the roof. Unfortunately, I am also a sore loser. If it's not the grounds in which the game is played upon, it will be the...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 18, 2015

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    I actually yell at everything like it's a real

    person when I'm mad... Heck, I replace people for objects and take out my anger on them. ...That's why I can't have nice things... O-O And no, I don't like to hit people... The only person I've actually semi-slapped was my sister, and I received triple the force from her...
    Sil833 Sil833 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 6, 2015

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    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 18-21, F 1 Response Feb 27, 2015

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    gaygamer9376 gaygamer9376 18-21, M 1 Response Nov 12, 2015

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    Watching Mad Men. I scream at Don Draper

    so often I'm worried my neighbors will think I'm in an abusive relationship.
    DrLizzyFreud DrLizzyFreud 26-30, F 1 Response Aug 20, 2015

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    Domienixxx Domienixxx 26-30 Apr 28, 2015

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    When I hear something really outrageous like

    some extremist political/religious stuff, I cannot contain myself. I shout back. It makes no difference but I feel better.
    explore2016 explore2016 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 2

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    I stick my middle finger at myself in the mirror

    because I hate myself . It actually helps me feel better .
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Dec 23, 2015

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    Such a cranky mood today.

    I been yelling at my tv because nothing good is on. And the stupid dvd player won't work. I'm so bored with myself that even ep isn't entertaining. Errrrrr ep lol. I think I need a writing night. Just a time away from things. Maybe ill do part three of bree and the jail brothers...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee 22-25, F 3 Responses Dec 16, 2013

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    Paulpual123 Paulpual123 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 21, 2015

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    football is about to start

    so I hope my tv is ready
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Aug 13, 2015

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    Yeah, I do it every-time I watch soccer.

    Lol. And the new season just began. Sooooo......
    LiveLifeN LiveLifeN 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 13, 2015

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    lol watching "untold stories of the ER"

    and omg it's like I'll part of the show! I keep yelling at the patients and doctor's about what's wrong and how could they be so stupid? Hehe luckily my boyfriend is playing his game so he's not annoyed by me.
    GoldenHeart69 GoldenHeart69 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 2

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    jenxash jenxash 22-25, F Jan 22

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    OhFudge OhFudge 18-21, F 3 Responses Apr 28, 2015

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    We all do it in my family,

    even my mother! I guess its because we get animated by what we hear. Either that, or we are all crazy!
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 14, 2014

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    I Do This Too!

    When someone on TV or a movie irritates me, I definitely give them a piece of my mind. This mostly happens when I am watching a horror flick, and I yell, "Don't go down the basement alone with just a flashlight (when 3 of your friends have already been killed) you dumbass!!!" or...
    DefineWeird DefineWeird 36-40, F Dec 18, 2012

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    Especially at commercials

    and when my favorite teams are losing.
    yrnjojo yrnjojo 16-17, M 1 Response Mar 28, 2015

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    I need to stop doing this i mostly do it

    when watching a horror movie ***** why you going into the basement in the dark whats wrong with you!!! Lol
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Feb 4, 2015

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    When I am watching a horror film,

    I always speak to the characters. I do the same when I watch Supernatural or any of my favorite shows, which really ****** off my mom. :3 it makes it that much more fun.
    MadiofAsgard MadiofAsgard 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 28, 2015

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    Kellyfoster2000 Kellyfoster2000 13-15, F 1 Response Apr 28, 2015

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