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I Yell At the Television Like Its a Real Person

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    Such a cranky mood today.

    I been yelling at my tv because nothing good is on. And the stupid dvd player won't work. I'm so bored with myself that even ep isn't entertaining. Errrrrr ep lol. I think I need a writing night. Just a time away from things. Maybe ill do part three of bree and the jail brothers...
    badgirlbee badgirlbee 18-21, F 4 Responses Dec 16, 2013

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    We all do it in my family,

    even my mother! I guess its because we get animated by what we hear. Either that, or we are all crazy!
    Skjeggstad Skjeggstad 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 14

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    When's Carl's dad In the walking dead didnt

    shoot the governor (I'm ashamed that I forgot his name)
    NormalTeenGirl NormalTeenGirl 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 14

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    frames

    Television is not just one person. It is a group of people but it acts like one and it yells. For some reason I cannot live without it. The noise it makes, the endless succession of mostly predictable but tirelessly different images, gently, effortlessly, induces a dreamlike...
    moreandless moreandless 56-60, M Jan 20, 2012

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    Greedy Tv And Hiatuses

    So if any of you avid readers of mine are convinced that I am a sweet reserved girl- you haven't seen the television and I interact with one another. I yell, the TV yells back we dance together and sometimes pat each other on the back. My living-room suddenly turns into a...
    Linxer Linxer 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 8, 2010

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    I Yell At The Tv

    I yell at the tv when another commercial comes on after they already had too many. Or when there's more commercials than tv program. I usually yell  Damn it not another commercial!
    aquarius3 aquarius3 61-65 Nov 18, 2011

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    I yell at the players

    while watching Broncos as tho they can really hear me
    crazyboi24 crazyboi24 26-30, M Dec 2

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    I was watching Netflix series life

    as an american teenager i was crying for like 15 minuets for a fake baby that died. I have come to realization that this my life now xP
    Happinessarrow Happinessarrow 13-15, F 4 Responses Nov 19

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    Thin Walls

     I was watching something really tame on television, not sports or something that would come right to mind when thinking about getting frustrated, but anyways long story short, I ended up screaming at the TV so loud and violently that the neighbors called the police and I...
    lhmj09 lhmj09 18-21, M Aug 22, 2009

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    I have to be in a certain mood to do this.

    This is probably one of my most annoying traits. I don't do it all the time, but when I do, I give that Television program a piece of my mind!
    AzaleaElise AzaleaElise 26-30, F Jan 10

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    What Are You Thinking???

    I don't watch much TV, but must admit to being addicted to So You Think You Can Dance and a sporadic America's Got Talent fan.I yell at everyone on those shows, contestants and judges alike!  I frequently demand to know WTF a choreographer on SYTYCD was thinking.  I call the...
    Plaid Plaid 31-35, F 1 Response Sep 10, 2011

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    Sometimes I Have Know To Get A Little Angry

    but then again, I yell at bad drivers in my car when I am driving ... I tend to do it in funny accents though, as for some reason I am supposed to laugh it off, but often don't.
    DeepForest DeepForest 46-50 Nov 2, 2010

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    CinnamonCandle CinnamonCandle 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 2

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    When I'm watching any of my favourite tv shows

    doctor who the vampire diaries reign pretty little liars it when I'm watching a good movie one time I yelled at the screen in a movie theatre sooooooo embarrassing lucky me it was the last day that the movie was in theatres so there was only 2 tiger people besides me and my...
    jaquelynlupi123 jaquelynlupi123 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 14

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    dominick6 dominick6 13-15, M 2 Responses Oct 14

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    Pssh Yeah The Tv Doesn't Know What It's Getting Into

    During the hockey game tonight, I wanted to attack it. Two perfect moment shots missed by Vancouver? It was almost painful to watch haha! Ironically enough I am not usually interested in watching sports and am quite the passive person... [open minded]. I can now relate to the...
    Marowit Marowit 22-25, F Jun 11, 2011

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    i yell at the TV.. when the plot line is

    unbelievable.. or is ridiculous. my husband says to me...( you know they cant hear you.. right?)
    hstutz hstutz 26-30, F 1 Response Dec 1

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    The Elvis Syndrom

    Some days I get so annoyed by commercials I fantasize about being Elvis Presly who if he seen something he didn't like on tv he would shoot it and have a new one brought out from storage.That was the loudest form of yelling I could ever fathom!!!
    Spitbak Spitbak 41-45, M Aug 31, 2011

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    It gets worse by the day.

    Yet I'm hooked.
    moreandless moreandless 56-60, M 2 Responses Nov 30

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    The other day, I was watching an episode of Rick

    and Morty, which is my favorite show EVER. It was one of those moments when you could just tell Jerry was going to try and one-up Rick, and I started saying, "Don't do it, man. You'll only make yourself look stupid, don't do it!" He did it, Rick made him look like a moron...
    ADawnS ADawnS 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 6

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    Aaahhhh

    you have no idea. when i really get into something i start to stand up and scream at the tv. "run RUN!" or "Hit him Hit him!" and "EEEEKKK!" then if somethin makes me mad ill throw my pillow at the tv and start having a fit right there... normally someone comes down to see me...
    DarkAmber DarkAmber 18-21, F Feb 16, 2010

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    When I'm watching sports

    and my team is losing.
    slashy11 slashy11 26-30, M 5 Responses Oct 14

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    When I watch shows like muary

    or jerry springer I always tell at the tv like "YOU KNOW YO DA BABY DADDY"
    AshCakes AshCakes 18-21, F 1 Response Nov 19

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    lol I always do this!

    Especially when I watch hockey and my team doesn't shoot! I just yell at my TV "shoot, shoot, come on you stupid" lol Sometimes it get's really intense and I just yell ''WTF did you do? This is not how we're gonna win'' haha
    DaddysGirl24 DaddysGirl24 22-25, F 4 Responses Dec 5

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    I Do This Too!

    When someone on TV or a movie irritates me, I definitely give them a piece of my mind. This mostly happens when I am watching a horror flick, and I yell, "Don't go down the basement alone with just a flashlight (when 3 of your friends have already been killed) you dumbass!!!" or...
    DefineWeird DefineWeird 36-40, F 1 Response Dec 18, 2012

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    "Ref! What the hell!?

    " Yeah... I get a little too into my matches sometimes.
    ShatteredSoundwaves ShatteredSoundwaves 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 3

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    fr<x>ames

    Television is not just one person. It is a group of people but it acts like one and it yells. For some reason I cannot live without it. The noise it makes, the endless succession of mostly predictable but tirelessly different images, gently, effortlessly, induces a dreamlike...
    moreandless moreandless 56-60, M 1 Response Apr 14, 2012

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