I Yelled At a Squirrel

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    White Devils

    About a year ago, I got a frantic call from my friend who lives a subdivision over from mine.  She was freaking out because she woke up from a nap and there was a "little white rat" menacingly chattering at her through her sliding-door window.  I...
    femmegenderal femmegenderal
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Sep 13, 2008


    I remember one specific rodent enhanced vacation in Colorado when I was a kid. My family & I were in City Park in downtown Denver having McDonald's (which was a treat because we didn't have one in my hometown at that time) anyway....I was eating a happy meal when a squirrel...
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie
    36-40, F
    7 Responses Oct 27, 2008

    That's Not Very Nice

    Yelling at squirrels. Completely harmless. Except for the rabies.
    TheSquirrel TheSquirrel
    51-55, M
    Mar 21, 2011

    I Hate Squirrels

    The first time I yelled at a squirrel was when I was eating lunch on a patio at the local amusement park. I saw the little critter hopping towards me, so I decided to be nice and give it a french fry. It gladly accepted my treat, but decided to hop up on the bench next to me. I...
    dancer2011 dancer2011
    18-21, F
    Jul 5, 2008

    You should hear me!~ We had one

    that sat on the porch...waiting for food! He also used to climb on the windowsill and look in :] Little peeping tom! Once...he crawled up my leg!!!!! I was petrified and just stood there. The whole family calls them...Nutsy!!!! LMBFAO!!!!!!!
    parakeet8157 parakeet8157
    51-55, F
    2 Responses Feb 19, 2014

    No Respect For Territory

    I have a love hate relationship with squirrels. Sometimes they do the cutest things and I enjoy watching them. In the summer I just hate the squirrels that eat the figs I grow for me and other humans to enjoy not squirrels. I mean I have to contend with the deer and birds, adding...
    4vrUnique 4vrUnique
    29 Responses Mar 19, 2011

    Theives II

    One afternoon this past winter, I happened to be looking out my bedroom doorwall when our resident squirrel came walking along the privacy fence as she normally does. This time was different though because she had something sort of pink & fluffy in her mouth....and a lot of...
    PrettyPixie PrettyPixie
    36-40, F
    1 Response Oct 27, 2008

    Bad Outcome.

    I had been looking up at a squirrel in a tree when I was around 12 years old. I was screaming at it, and it dropped an acorn on my head. Lesson learned: do not yell as squirrels. You'll get hit in the head with a nut.
    Karley Karley
    16-17, F
    1 Response Oct 28, 2008

    Just One Squirrel In Particular....

    We have a squirrel as a family pet.  He's really quite fun and has never hurt anyone (except the cat).  BUT I do yell at him b/c I am constantly sweeping up around his cage... he likes to dig through his bedding, and well, it usually ends up on the floor.  DARN...
    TCliffman TCliffman
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Jul 30, 2010

    Evil Squirrel

    There is a squirrel in my yard that throws pine cones at us.  Should we happen to be walking the dogs in the back yard, or even merely hanging too close to the tree he dines in, he sits out on one of the branches and tosses eaten pine cones down at us.  He actually...
    vampireheart vampireheart
    31-35, T
    26 Responses Aug 13, 2008


    My parents' home has quite a long tree lined lane up to its front door from which my mother, over the years, has encouraged a number of squirrels to reside and come to the front of the house to eat the various nuts she purchases for birds, but they prefer. My mother had a habit...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Aug 16, 2008

    Tht Soddin Squirrel!

    Me n my mate joss used to walk down this long country lane lovely n peaceful not a soul around untill....................... smack, theres nuts n crap fallin on us n the dogs n this bloomin squirrel is chuckin sh**! From tht day on wen ever we walked down tht lane without doubt...
    sammy120 sammy120
    22-25, F
    2 Responses May 7, 2008
    jennamarie210 jennamarie210
    16-17, F
    Dec 14, 2013

    Squirrel Away To keep squirrels from eating

    your plants, sprinkle your plants with cayenne pepper. The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels won't come near it.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Feb 26, 2014

    My Neighbor the Squirrel

    I had a squirrel living in my attic via a hole in the siding.  The house was a total POS and there was a hole in my ceiling.  One morning I was asleep in bed when I felt something moving on my legs.  I naturally thought it was my girlfriend, however when I turned...
    jesusofholland jesusofholland
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 13, 2009

    Screwy Squirrel

    sammy120 has alreay said abit about screwy squirrel but i thought i would tell you a bit too. when we were younger me and sam where always out walking my dogs together, i say mine because i dont think we ever walked her boxer lol. so it was always mine we took, im not sure why...
    jossiemarie jossiemarie
    22-25, F
    2 Responses May 13, 2008

    I Yell At Squirrels.

    All the time. I also chase them around. Good times :]
    CuteInChaos CuteInChaos
    18-21, F
    Apr 22, 2011

    Only Whilst In The Car...

    Driving down the road and one decides to run in front of the car RUN LITTLE SQUIRREL! RUN!!! Cause I don't want to hit it :(
    Lovemegoofy Lovemegoofy
    Oct 6, 2010

    Tree Rats, I Hate 'em

    My wife plants a lot of vegetables & the goddam tree rats destroy them. I bought a paint ball gun & @ first I thought it might hurt them. I no longer care, I will train them w/ pain to keep out.
    navyvet navyvet
    56-60, M
    7 Responses Jun 1, 2009

    RETARDED SQUIRREL! I was strolling up a hill on

    my bike going as slow as a tortoise. I saw a squirrel a head of me on the side of the bike path. We made eye contact and said "I don't you cross the damn bike path!" And what do you know when I caught up to it the squirrel ran right across my wheels and I felt it under my wheels...
    blueamber blueamber
    22-25, F
    Oct 3, 2014
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