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    Yo Mama Is So Old Yo mama

    so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1! Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses May 6, 2014

    Sure...

    Yo mama soooo fat that when she jump for joyyyyy, she get stuck
    maydaybandit maydaybandit
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 21, 2011
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