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If You Marry An Irish Girl
If You Marry An Irish Girl


 

 

The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she
was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on
the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put
away.

The second man married a woman from Poland . He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was
a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Ireland. He ordered her to keep
the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm
was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
Posted by mflatham at 1:08AM on Apr 25th, 2011
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No difficulty peeing!!!
Posted by deeerdre on Feb 12th, 2013 at 1:33PM | 1 recommendation
Haha good one!
Posted by GyalBetterKnow on Apr 26th, 2011 at 8:07PM | 1 recommendation
Hilarious
Posted by LeadmyLife4me on Apr 26th, 2011 at 4:08PM | 1 recommendation
Sounds like MY Irish girl! ;-)
Posted by Everlast82 on Apr 25th, 2011 at 2:21AM | 1 recommendation
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