If it's fresh, I would cook it.
If it was fresh and not a roadkill chicken I'd cook that baby up.
If it was newly killed, clean it and prepare lunch, I suppose. My grandmother used to break their necks with her bare hands...I'm so grateful for supermarkets. ;)
I would hug him and pet him and call him George.
You mean you gave me a plucked chicken? Oh. Well, i that case.... I would slice him and dice him and call him dinner.
Yes, they are the icing on the cake.
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I guess I'd be planning a wake. Wondering if I should invite the farmer and his wife...
I buy dead chicken at the food store; they just wrap it up pretty.
choke it back to life-lol