Rob them. I can use the money!
Call 9-11 quickly and leave out the back door.
Call the police. They could steal a couple thousand dollars worth of stuff, but if I shoot them (even if I'm not prosecuted by law enforcement) it would cost me $100,000 to defend myself in court if I shoot anyone
I would just sit back and wait for them to realize there's nothing worth beans in my apartment; I have insurance on my place and things. I might say, looking for anything good? me, too, but I had no success.
we would have a discussion.
I'd shoot an arrow up their ***
Leave if safely possible, if not able to retreat defend myself and family. Shoot, then call 911.
Run out the other door.
Tell them I'm armed and they better leave I'm calling the police. If they don't stop I'm shooting to kill.
I should NOT answer remember were now supposed to be a society of softies and UNDERSTAND those who attack us inviting them to dinner to chat
Tell the EMT's to bring a gurney and a sheet when they come to my house. They're gonna need both.
I would! put something over my head...make some weird noises...and then jump out with a baseball bat screaming to the top of my lungs to get out!
Not what I meant.
make em clean their blood up
Shot them and if they caught the bullet while running away in the yard, I would drag them back into my house to show I was in danger.