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merrygentry merrygentry 31-35, F 4 Answers Apr 8 in Embarrassing & Funny

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hahahaha!..... I would eat that **** -.-

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Excellent last words!

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*stabs with carrot and takes the remote*

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:beats in your head with a coconut:

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:festoons the room in your guts:

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Sticks peas in your nose while you sleep.

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You got violent quick. * hands Xanax and mydol*

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*shoots the peas out my nose embedding them into your skull and throat, taking out your jugular and basking in the warm spray of your blood*

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#Attacks you with a cucumber!# lol

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*tosses vinegar in your eyes and clobbers you with your own weapon*

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"very well madam, i accept!"<br />
I draw my trusty celery and turn to make ten paces...

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I eat celery for breakfast! You shan't prevail, you or your trusty celery!
*standing to attention, boiled asparagus in hand prepared for your strike* Do-Your-Worst!

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I spin, throwing the celery... what? a decoy?
my hands throw my coat open to reveal my arsenal! chocolate, energy drinks, sweets, cooked meats and BBQ sauce!
what? doesn't everyone carry these around with them?

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