The Dog Rules Damn Near Everything go something like this: By William J Thomas<br />
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Rule #1 The dog never goes in the house. Period.<br />
Rule #2 Unless it's his birthday ... or it's cold ... or it's hot.<br />
Rule #3 Okay the dog can go in the house, but never goes on the furniture<br />
Rule #4 Okay, the dog can go on the old furniture but not the new furniture.<br />
Rule #5 Okay the dog can go on the new furniture until it looks like old furniture then we'll sell all the bloody furniture.<br />
Rule #6 The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.<br />
Rule #7 Okay, but only on his blanket at the foot of the bed<br />
THE DOG ALWAYS RULES. No matter what.

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