I tend to fart a lot when I'm surprised.
I LOLed hardcore for about 5 mins during/after I wrote that. Tears ran.
*Kicks you in the balls and runs* "STRANGER DANGER!!!"
Tackling random people isn't nice. Didn't anyone teach you that? *gives ice* It's a reflex man!
*initiates self destruct sequence*
*stumbles over and falls to ground with a scream*
and so begins the wresting match :p
*puts you in headlock and chokes you out* don't tackle me, I'm violent when surprised.
*spinal cord snaps*
Ahhh!>_< you crazy maniac *stumbles*
Ouch, you almost knocked my tooth out.