After you ... (I am polite!).

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You think I should volunteer?

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I wouldn't volunteer, but I would gladly provide a long list of other people who need to go away.

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haha i would not volunteer ..what would the world do without my sophisticated ignorance

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Well if the Mayan prophesies are anything to go by, we'll all be dead by Xmas

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I know a few people I could nominate but if the government said sorry you and your family have to die I wouldn't go peacefully lol

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The Onion....HeHe ...enuf said

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Yeah, I should have done some actual research after reading the article like I usually do. I got so angry though. I have posted this on facebook and everything... now I am just waiting for the teasing from loving friends to begin.

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Oh don't worry my Dad did it, and a news reporter got fooled once. We all get fooled in life.Grandpa called everyone and sounded off about **** Stars on TV...Pawn Stars really.He is not a silly man by any means. Laugh at yourself it's all ok

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maybe.. If they gave me a prize or somethin.. O_o

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Peak Oil sites suggest 1 in 70 will survive on their calculations

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Just to be clear, you do know what The Onion actually is, right?

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Just found out and now I feel like a ****.

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Its your first time.

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Everything the do is satirical.

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