You will be jumped while naked in the shower. Your arms held behind your back, aggressive punches to your lower belly, breasts and your bellybutton will knock your breath out of you. Tied spread eagle, objects will be painfully thrust between your legs. You will learn how to perform on a girl.
You did the crime or crimes... so its about time that you do the time.
You must have done something very wrong.. you usually don't get jail time for first offenses of a minor variety.
WHAAAAA ha ha Haaaaaatever!
Read and mind your own business. Time will go by quickly.