According to my late wife yes there is a thing known as too big. This fellow who owned an IHOP, invited her out on his boat. they were a mile or so off the beach, on the ocean, so with no one around they went nude sun bathing. His **** was 12" long 9 " in girt, a virtual salami. Try as she could she could not get even the head in, of course they were using sunscreen for lube, poor planning. The next time she brought Astro-glide and was able to sit on it a get the head and about 2" more in. But because it was so painful she called it to a halt. That's too big in my book!

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