Ditch the wife of course!!
two girls go across the river and one comes back with the boat, then the girl gets off and lets the lady go across the river, then the one girl on the other side comes back with the boat, she picks up the other girl and the two go across the river, one girl gets off and the other goes back. She gets off and lets the lady go across the river. Now there is a girl on each side of the river, one gets on the boat, goes back, picks up the last girl and they both cross the river.
i hope they drown..lol
Two girls cross... one comes back..
lady crosses.. girl comes back
two girls cross one comes back
lady crosses.. one girl comes back
two girls cross.
All part of being a Captain...