a hole.
a hole in the pocket with some lost stuff.
a hole in the pocket that is totally empty.

someone else's hand, a safety pin that opened, and a used nose-blowing rag.

a cockroach, a hole, someone elses hand

1. Ebola
2. A black hole.
3. A rejection letter to Princeton.

20 years later xD
I... I kept my rejection letter to Princeton, as a reminder to never slack off ever again, lest a great opportunity escape my grasp... in fact, here it is. "We at Princeton's admission office are pleased to inform you that you've been accepted into our university..." HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!

Given that I made such a stupid mistake on my math test on Monday as (6xÎ”xÂ²+8xÎ”x+Î”x)/Î”x = 6xÎ”x+8Î”x+Î”x, I probably would do something like that... xD I might have gotten the entire problem wrong, but one way or another. It looks hard, but it really isn't. Treat Î”x as another variable, like y, and you'll see why I made a horribly stupid mistake that cost two points... and more due to similarly stupid mistakes like forgetting to add that yÂ² in (2+y)Â²+yÂ² *_*

Yup. Totally nailed it. x'D

An elephant, Kim Kardashian and a marshmallow.

LOL!

but a marshmallow would be a delightful and unexpected treat

It would be an attraction for more elephants.

a used tampon, a broken used condom, and a broken light bulb.

an expired credit card.
severed body parts

a scorpion. a rotten banans. a wad of silly putty

A bill I forgot to pay. A cockroach. Someone else's hand.