That the water in the sink in the bathroom at the restaurant where you are having an important dinner will shoot out with jet force, completely soaking your crotch area

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Oooo that's a good one..

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30% chance that your child is not actually yours if you suspect it isnt. (increased from 4-10% of actual cases)

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Not sure Murphy can be blamed for that ;)

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Maybe hes the father =P lol

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now there's a possibility.. lol

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Don't laugh... I know a familial study of Barrett's oesophagus in Melbourne where the genetic counselors actually found that the husband wasn't the father of one of his children :o They're not allowed to disclose it... do no harm.

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Adds new meaning to "closure"

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I won't knock over a full glass :/<br />
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Cutlery left in the sink is a BIG pet peeve!

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10 points and a packet of plastic sporks

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*aims sporks at giant scorpions*

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Run away!! Run away!! *skitter skitter*

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30% probability that one day i choke to death on my own vomit.<br />
care to dispute the peer review?

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no, only the small sample

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okay , sounds like a CHALLENGE ,where should i send the boys then? there really eager to digest NEW criticism.

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to a select sample of pubs to find a sample of patrons who are tested to be likely to vomit

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sounds like a tainted environment . either way you win highwayman. their moms wont allow them to venture outside .especially on a school night.

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pursuant to the ID card protocol

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gospel according to Maj 13-45 : Those who have eyes will see the spoon and move it before turning on the water into sink.Those who are idiots will always find a way to get smeared or hurt.

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I need a new gospel

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