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A ant went into my computer?

and crawled under one of the keys and hasnet come out again ? Would this damage or make the computer go funny ? I was waiting for the ant to come out again but he didnet? silly ant the computer was on too when this happened? i didnet mean to kill him ? he must have gotten fried or electrcuted i couldnet save him? Thanks
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The ant will emerge as a super ant after it downloads the internet through it's antennae.
It will then return to the colony and inform all the other ants who will then take our combined yet flawed information from such places a Wikipedia and various **** sites, and learn our weaknesses. The ants will them form into a super colony and raid all the donut shops in first your city then the country and then… the world

Without donuts the economy will collapse, mice and guinea pigs will live in sin and produce offspring that resemble the man bear pig of Al Gore/South Park episodes

The ants and the mutant Guinea Mice will then take over the North Korean missile program and launch blue cheese at all the nations of the world.

Then the ants will enter the mind of Britney Spears and remote control her into running for public office there by reducing mankind to a bowl of Jell-O that will feed the ants and mutant guinea mice till the end of time

Get the ant out of your computer before they learn the secrets of time travel and put Jimmy Carter back in the White House.

God save the Queen!!
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Posted Apr 5th, 2009 at 3:24PM
Turn the keyboard upside down and shake it... he'll fall out! LOL
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Posted Apr 5th, 2009 at 2:44PM
No it shouldn't cause any problems.
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Posted Apr 5th, 2009 at 2:45PM
Nah, maybe the ant is just lookin for a home! lmao! :D
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Posted Apr 5th, 2009 at 2:45PM
if it's anthing like my keyboard, there's food for ants there.
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Posted Apr 6th, 2009 at 2:59PM
Maybe it was the Antimatrix.
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Posted Apr 6th, 2009 at 2:59PM
Hey !!!!! a very confused ,disoriented ant just crawled out of my keyboard....looking for... TWINKY????? unbelievable!!!
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Posted Apr 5th, 2009 at 4:50PM
Maybe he snuck away when you weren't looking. Or maybe you crushed him as you typed "ant"... oh the irony!

Or maybe he's hiding under a key you never use, waiting for you to go away so he can type a love letter to his bumblebee girlfriend, telling her why it can never beeeee.....

:)
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Posted Jun 2nd, 2009 at 2:07AM
too late!!! all the ants in england are now giant and are acting out hardcore **** and are building a bomb with Russian plans!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!
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Posted May 27th, 2009 at 11:12PM
WOW that sounds like a new jerry seinfeld movie...
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