No I'd just say, "Garfield, Bucky is in the other room torturing Sachel with a ferret.
My cat says water and my mum had one that said prawns.
No...I've suspected the little bastards could talk for years...they just choose not too.
I would immediately ask it if it poops
yeah but if it says it knows a hidden treasure than nah
no id smile and sit down, ask its name and then ask if it wants to come home with me