D) run and scream for help :)
i threaten mine with a bottle of honey mustard
I would kick it in it's egg hole but don't tell PETA i said that--kay?
Ruffle his feathers and tell him that he needs grooming. :)
E.) Wring their neck and start plucking feathers.
You have a lot to learn about chickens. If you're serious I suggest you read up on them at Back Yard Chickens dot com. It's a great place to learn all about them.
D) Get out of the chicken coop.
lol i pick A
Get out of his territory and leave him alone.
hang it with my shoe laces
hmmmmm....decisions decisions....I choose C
LOL I guess I'd choose C
Chase em with my barbeque fork
Possibly remind yourself its a chicken.