A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of b00bs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three
phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In
Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After
50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'
This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through Three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes --- dead from the roots up and the balls are just for decoration.'
7 Answers to "A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of b00bs are there?"
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That is a good one. I can't believe I scored 2 belly laughs today.
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It figures the other guilty party would pipe up! I do measure the quality of my days in belly laughs. This was a good one.
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Oh my, hahaha! :)
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Not what I was expecting......better :)
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lol........ lol.... thats so funny
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There are enough kinds that every one should be able to find their perfect pair.
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bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
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Best Answer (Chosen By Asker):
Posted by eyeno Jan 19th, 2012 at 10:10PM
ROFLOL, It's been a long time since I've heard a good joke! Thanks for sharing... :)
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