Agree! Thats what I always say to my GF when she calls me one.....
These days she even gives me her panties at night, for a sniff... she knows how to treat a man right :)
raise my hand in time to make it a hi five and walk away like nothing happened.
Jump out of the bushes pull up my pants and run away.
I've never had a female's slap actually strike me.. usually I just catch her by the arm and glare into her eyes..
And they pretend not to like it...
I guess I was being a perv..somehow.. :/
Yep .... Slap me again :)
I'll tell my wife and she'd probably kick her into next week.