I needed them for my down pillow

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A few fries short a happy meal<br />
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A few ants short a picnic<br />
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A few bricks short a load<br />
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A few cards short of a deck<br />
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About as sharp as a marble. <br />
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Only has one oar in the water. <br />
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Smart as a bag of rocks. <br />
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A burger short of a combo meal. <br />
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The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. <br />
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A few peas short of a casserole. <br />
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Not the brightest crayon in the box. <br />
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One twist short of a slinky. <br />
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They are depriving some village of its idiot. <br />
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A few threads short of a sweater. <br />
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Driveway doesn't quite reach the road. <br />
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About as sharp as a bowling ball. <br />
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Dumber than a bag of hammers. <br />
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A few clowns short of a circus. <br />
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A few beers short of a six-pack. <br />
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Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. <br />
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Another brain would be lonely. <br />
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Missing a few buttons on his remote control. <br />
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No grain in the silo. <br />
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Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. <br />
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Receiver is off the hook. <br />
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Has a leak in the skylight. <br />
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and my personal favorite: The gene pool needs some cholrine

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There is a very cold duck running amuck.

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