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A friend's 5 yr old grandson says he wants to be a "car racist" when he grows up...funny things you've heard kids say ?

Apparently he was watching nascar and made the announcement with no sense of irony whatsoever...

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  1. Wiltingflower - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by Wiltingflower May 21st, 2012 at 7:08PM

    I was in dressing room trying on some clothes...My four year old asked if he could try some on as well...When I said no...He responded in a loud voice...Mummy...why can't I try the clothes on? Is it because you have a vagina and I have a penis?????

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  2. bijouxbroussard - 46-50 years old - female

    Reply by bijouxbroussard May 21st, 2012 at 7:10PM

    OMG ! That's hysterical ! ;)

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  3. akornz51 - 13-15 years old - female

    Posted by akornz51 May 21st, 2012 at 5:39PM

    When i was 5 a lady my daddys boss was coming over for dinner. He told me to set the table.
    When she got there she said "Oh. I dont have any silver wear..." My dad kinda mad told me "Go get her silver wear." I said "But daddy. She dont need silver wear. You told me she eats like a horse. Horses dont eat with silver wear. :/" Ahhah... its funny know but it wasnt so funny when he hit me in front of her :P

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  4. bijouxbroussard - 46-50 years old - female

    Reply by bijouxbroussard May 21st, 2012 at 5:46PM

    Oh, no ! ;)

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  5. akornz51 - 13-15 years old - female

    Reply by akornz51 May 21st, 2012 at 5:52PM

    I said and did alot of things :P

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  6. Dragonhermit - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by Dragonhermit May 21st, 2012 at 2:35PM

    I rent out the pasture area behind my house for extra income and currently there are 5 horses back there. After seeing them for the first time this spring, my 4 year old son excitedly told my ex-wife, "Dad has horse (sounded like ******) at his house."

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  7. bijouxbroussard - 46-50 years old - female

    Reply by bijouxbroussard May 21st, 2012 at 2:51PM

    ROTFL !

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  8. tonybologna - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by tonybologna May 21st, 2012 at 2:21PM

    My daughter was yelling dad the Normans are at the door. And she told her teacher I just got neutered. She comes up with some good ones.

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  9. bijouxbroussard - 46-50 years old - female

    Reply by bijouxbroussard May 21st, 2012 at 7:10PM

    Funny ! ;)

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