A guy walks up to you and asks "Will you be the bearer of my children? " What do you do?
Additionally what would you have done different if you noticed him doing this to every single girl he saw?
How do you think most people would react? (First if they didn't notice the guy, second if they did notice the guy making the rounds.)
If your a guy feel free to respond as if a girl had said "Would you be the father of my children?"
My parents and I were joking about the amount of family members needed to run a large farm, and I mentioned, jokingly mind you, the above to them.
We all know that there are some girls out there who would be up for it, and some would probably call the cops. I just want to see what you think about such a question.
14 Answers to "A guy walks up to you and asks "Will you be the bearer of my children? " What do you do?"
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ask him how much money he makes and how many kids he wants. and tell him i could make a living from child support cause i have a GREAT child support attorney.
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I love this response. When t comes to child support though it don't take much of an attorney for the mother in question.
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thank you :) it actually can be quite hard to get money from a deadbeat. they switch jobs, take jobs for cash or hide. and their families help them hide. and the mother is left raising the children with no help. so when she finally gets enough money to pay an attorney the courts slap the man on the hand and say, "you have been soooo bad. don't you do it again." and the child support dept is a joke. they don't have the man power to chase them down. but then the mother is called a money hungry grubbing b1tch by the man that is allowed to spend all of his income as he pleases while she is overworked trying to do the job of a mommy and a daddy. she is tired and broke and now has to save more money she does not have to try to get the "father" to pay what he should actually pay anyway. it is hard and sad.
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the "Jenna Marbles" face would be my response
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had to look that one up, that's a scary face.haha
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Although my answer would be no, I'd have to egg him on just to find out why the hell someone would ask that o.O
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I would love to watch you egging him on, imagine his crushed hopes XD
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If you have enough self-respect you would just pass him by...such a man is not worthy of your seeds!!!!!!
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Take your clothes off and go for it.
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That interaction would feel rather awkward, but I wouldn't feel offended.
My response would be "No. I don't the responsibility of caring for children."Like (2)
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Your the only one I have seen so far that has not been offended
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Oh, no! I didn't include the word "want!" I just noticed that and I can't believe I did that! =(
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I'd kick him *HARD* in the balls, and say "No. You can't have any, now."
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owch...I would have to sympathize with the guy...just a slight tap there is painful.
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Haha
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Run
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at sonic speed right?
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Yep
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i would just tell him to get lost
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I'd probably be like, that's a really great way to scare off chicks. See ya.
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Punch him in the face.
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I'd say that's a few thousand times nicer than the person who would kick the guy in the balls.
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Laugh at him and walk away.
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I would call him creepy and go away
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Best Answer (Chosen By Asker):
Posted by BamPow Feb 10th, 2013 at 6:21PM
I ask him where he thinks I'm hiding my ovaries.
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