A little old lady answered a knock on the door? To be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner
'Good morning,' said the young man.
'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.
''Go away!'' said the old lady.
''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open... '
'Don't be too hasty!'' he said.
''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.''
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said,
"Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my ****** electricity this morning!!"
5 Answers to "A little old lady answered a knock on the door? To be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner"
Posted by 2011A May 10th, 2012 at 4:15PM
Ned, that is funny!
Where do you get them?
I rarely hear any good jokes....
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Reply by NedKelly1 May 10th, 2012 at 4:21PM
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Reply by 2011A May 10th, 2012 at 4:26PM
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Posted by MrsHoover May 10th, 2012 at 3:18PM
Lol, funny x
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Posted by Indie42 May 10th, 2012 at 3:17PM
Hahaha
Before I read the story below the question I was going to write:
She bopped him on the head w/ her umbrella and sent him packing!
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Posted by Blogettina May 10th, 2012 at 3:09PM
lol
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Posted by RickISAmasing May 10th, 2012 at 3:06PM
He got his just desserts. Cute
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