'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. ''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open... ' 'Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my ****** electricity this morning!!"
NedKelly1 NedKelly1 56-60, M 7 Answers May 10, 2012

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Ned, that is funny!

Where do you get them?

I rarely hear any good jokes....

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People just send them to me

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That is nice. My Dad used to tell jokes all the time when he was alive...They were even funny when he forgot the punch lines....

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Before I read the story below the question I was going to write:

She bopped him on the head w/ her umbrella and sent him packing!

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