A loud knock at the door. You open to find a pair of Jehovah's Witness with that glazed look in their eye. You say____
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Posted by BestAsianWife Jan 6th, 2012 at 9:44PM
In a robotic monotone I would say "I am a humanoid automatic door opening machine. No one is home right now so run before I release the canine automatic human pursue machine."
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 7th, 2012 at 9:50PM
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Reply by tassiedave66 Jan 8th, 2012 at 3:17AM
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Posted by Cosreal Jan 6th, 2012 at 11:55AM
Hi. .
you know I don't get why people are so mean to them. they're actually pretty cool people.. the witnesses .. the baptists.. the mormons.. whoever.. one day you might be in some need of help while you're out somewhere.... and guess who might just happen to be there to help you?
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Reply by MysticEyes Jan 6th, 2012 at 11:56AM
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 6th, 2012 at 11:57AM
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Posted by swtnsxyone2011 Mar 7th, 2012 at 4:09AM
I had opened the door seen 2 ladies outside and said to them '' sorry I don't have time for you right now'' and shut the door.
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Reply by MontiPora Mar 7th, 2012 at 5:47AM
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Posted by Sugardaddy8910 Jan 13th, 2012 at 8:56PM
Smile, and say " I know you would come and I was waiting, welcome to Universal Church Of Lucifer"
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Posted by sosadallday Jan 7th, 2012 at 4:10AM
I was hoping someone would ring my doorbell, then proceed to tell them all your problems- don't forget to tell them you believe in UFOs and reincarnation.
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 7th, 2012 at 9:51PM
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Posted by atadir Jan 6th, 2012 at 1:02PM
sorry, i'm on ME time
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 6th, 2012 at 1:29PM
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Posted by nighthowler Jan 6th, 2012 at 11:57AM
I would... make them do the dishes...
Then there would be the toilet that needs to be cleaned...
Then ....
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 6th, 2012 at 12:00PM
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Reply by nighthowler Jan 6th, 2012 at 12:02PM
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Posted by tonybologna Jan 6th, 2012 at 11:53AM
I gave at the office.
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Posted by Kayakker Jan 17th, 2012 at 1:15PM
Hey I read the book shame he dies in the end...
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 17th, 2012 at 1:19PM
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Posted by LastSurvivor Jan 14th, 2012 at 12:48PM
Boy!.......Am I glad to see you...!!
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Posted by H3LLl3OUND Jan 11th, 2012 at 3:18AM
"You know.....you guys need to stop giving him (point up) all the credit for what you do good and me all the blame for your so called sins. What a bunch of idiots. You all preach this John 3:16 **** and have spent I dont know how long debating about/blaming either the jews or the romans killing Jebus. Have you even read 3:16? How about the gospels where Jebus tells Pilate that ge has no power to do anything to him that god did not give him. God killed jebus...and if jebus is god then he committed suicide. Isnt that an automatic hell sentence? What? Catholics? Oh. God is love huh? Do you have kids? Could you send them to the basement and let Richard Dawkins torture them for eternity because they broke your rules? No? Well thats gods brand of love. What? Richard Dawkins is Satan? I didn't say that. I dont care if you agree. Look, I was using a metaphor. Satan is hebrew for accuser or adversary and Dawkins was the first famous adversary I thought of to make my point via metaphor. No! I just explained that I didnt call him the devil! This is exactly you religious douches problem and always has been. Stop taking poetry, allegory, fables and astrology metaphor for ******* gospel! NO I DONT WANT A ******* WATCHTOWER! DO YOU WANT A COPY OF THE GOD DELUSION? HE IS NOT THE ******* DEVIL FOR THE LAST TIME! (slammed the door in their faces) This conversation literally happened about a month ago
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 11th, 2012 at 6:51AM
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Reply by H3LLl3OUND Jan 11th, 2012 at 9:55AM
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Posted by Chbarbie25 Jan 11th, 2012 at 2:12AM
I would said that I believe in Jesus Christ and boldly confess that Jesus is the way the truth and the light. Amen.
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 11th, 2012 at 6:52AM
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Posted by tassiedave66 Jan 7th, 2012 at 2:16AM
sorry im a atheist ..
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 7th, 2012 at 9:51PM
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Posted by Ketsan Jan 6th, 2012 at 8:44PM
I look at the sky and I say "Yes Lord? Right. Now? Right. I haven't any milk though. No I forgot to get it. Oh, cool thanks. But Lord these two look ok, not like the last lot, remember them? I know that, I'm just saying. What's got you so grumpy today? Fine, ok."
Then I turn to them and say "I've got some bad news for you, you'd better come in and have some tea."
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 7th, 2012 at 9:51PM
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Posted by PrettyPrincess2012 Jan 6th, 2012 at 5:06PM
We Dont want any girl scout cookies and just hide
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Posted by Zaldex Jan 6th, 2012 at 4:26PM
Is Jesus with you? No? You can come in if you'd like to meet Him. (They usually just give a nervous smile and ask if they can leave the pamphlet.)
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 7th, 2012 at 9:52PM
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Posted by BabzEsq24 Jan 6th, 2012 at 12:54PM
Thanks, but I already have a religion. (I really do say that)
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 6th, 2012 at 1:29PM
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Reply by BabzEsq24 Jan 6th, 2012 at 1:30PM
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Posted by Tsunami3 Jan 6th, 2012 at 12:51PM
They don't come here because I live with JWs :)
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Posted by Micherella Jan 6th, 2012 at 12:39PM
Pass the bowl
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 6th, 2012 at 12:41PM
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Posted by oscarrr2 Jan 6th, 2012 at 12:28PM
One came to my door while I was chopping up onion, so I went to the door with said bread knife still in hand & said come on in il introduce you to Jesus............................ they declined
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Reply by MontiPora Jan 6th, 2012 at 12:38PM
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