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you know I don't get why people are so mean to them. they're actually pretty cool people.. the witnesses .. the baptists.. the mormons.. whoever.. one day you might be in some need of help while you're out somewhere.... and guess who might just happen to be there to help you?

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They probably are very nice people, but no one likes to be disturbed during dinner and this is the time they usually come mithering.

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And another one....1-2-3 for Cosreal! Your it!

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that's still no reason to be mean. lol.

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Absolutely agree.

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I had opened the door seen 2 ladies outside and said to them '' sorry I don't have time for you right now'' and shut the door.

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works for me...

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Smile, and say " I know you would come and I was waiting, welcome to Universal Church Of Lucifer"

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"You know.....you guys need to stop giving him (point up) all the credit for what you do good and me all the blame for your so called sins. What a bunch of idiots. You all preach this John 3:16 **** and have spent I dont know how long debating about/blaming either the jews or the romans killing Jebus. Have you even read 3:16? How about the gospels where Jebus tells Pilate that ge has no power to do anything to him that god did not give him. God killed jebus...and if jebus is god then he committed suicide. Isnt that an automatic hell sentence? What? Catholics? Oh. God is love huh? Do you have kids? Could you send them to the ba<x>sement and let Richard Dawkins torture them for eternity because they broke your rules? No? Well thats gods brand of love. What? Richard Dawkins is Satan? I didn't say that. I dont care if you agree. Look, I was using a metaphor. Satan is hebrew for accuser or adversary and Dawkins was the first famous adversary I thought of to make my point via metaphor. No! I just explained that I didnt call him the devil! This is exactly you religious douches problem and always has been. Stop taking poetry, allegory, fables and astrology metaphor for ******* gospel! NO I DONT WANT A ******* WATCHTOWER! DO YOU WANT A COPY OF THE GOD DELUSION? HE IS NOT THE ******* DEVIL FOR THE LAST TIME! (slammed the door in their faces) This conversation literally happened about a month ago

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Jeezzz...what a grouch!

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If you just brought your newborn son home and had gotten 3 hours sleep in the two days since only to have those idiots knocking ons your door and waking you, your son and his equally exhausted mother up to hear the not so good news.......you'd be a grouch too.

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I was hoping someone would ring my doorbell, then proceed to tell them all your problems- don't forget to tell them you believe in UFOs and reincarnation.

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Excellent!

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I would... make them do the dishes...<br />
Then there would be the toilet that needs to be cleaned...<br />
Then ....

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You let them in?

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Yeah the other day I kept them for two days.
Now is house is baby-clean :)

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LOL Praise the Lord....

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I gave at the office.

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Boy!.......Am I glad to see you...!!

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I would said that I believe in Jesus Christ and boldly confess that Jesus is the way the truth and the light. Amen.

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you drank the kool-aid...I told you not to, but you drank it anyway... I am not saying that you are wrong. I am just saying that there is a lot of evidence against you.

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I look at the sky and I say "Yes Lord? Right. Now? Right. I haven't any milk though. No I forgot to get it. Oh, cool thanks. But Lord these two look ok, not like the last lot, remember them? I know that, I'm just saying. What's got you so grumpy today? Fine, ok."<br />
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Then I turn to them and say "I've got some bad news for you, you'd better come in and have some tea."

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LOL

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We Dont want any girl scout cookies and just hide

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Is Jesus with you? No? You can come in if you'd like to meet Him. (They usually just give a nervous smile and ask if they can leave the pamphlet.)

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Play the game....

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Thanks, but I already have a religion. (I really do say that)

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does it work?

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Every time- but my kids love the freeking Tower Magazine-

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They don't come here because I live with JWs :)

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Ohhhh you're here for the devil worxhipping morning are you, do come in

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...enters promptly...where to I hang my bible?

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welcome to my morning breath how may i HHHEELLP you FFIIINE people lol

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are you clothed when you answer?

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if a thong is clothed then yes lol

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Wow...butt floss...

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yes, I've already heard the good news. Goodbye.

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Prompt and polite...Good

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G-E-T F-U-C-K-E-D!!!!

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Seriously though, I just say I'm not interested and shut the door.

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I try to do that too.

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